My Office Scandal

Had been reading for a couple of years , posted some comments , some get positive feedback while some get negative feedbacks .

Well , this is part and parcel of the forum .

I also had my fair share of moments ( like irc / clubbing / office / wechat )

Should post my office scandal since its still fresh on my mind .

Here its goes ,

Year - 2008

Month - Dec

Occasion - Company ( Dept ) year end party

Location - East Coast Chalet

Im quite a senior in my dept ( ranking number 3 ) after working for about 7 years .

So every where I go , my staffs ( I handle about 200 ground staffs ) usually call me “boss” but I always politely say “please call me S”

Although im super shiok about this but must be humble mah . :")

I usually hang out at out outstation office , hence I seldom go main office ( HQ )

Most of my HQ colleagues only know my name but maybe don’t know how I look like unless they check co portal .

I use to flirt with my ground staffs ( some are as young as 19 ) but I don’t get involved with them as I understand the meaning ( don’t shit where u eat )

So happen to go this co event ( my first in my 7 years in this co ) as I don’t really like to social around .

I saw this super cute girl ( she a bit ba ba , but her face is soooo angel looking ) .

I was like kena strike by lightning , whole body cannot move , eyes fix on her .

She had a 34D ( erm I know it when she told me “on my bed” ) but her waist a bit big lah , about 30 … But that not the point . hahahha I like ba ba girls …

My colleague try to make some intro to me ( when she asked for something . like where is the cups or plate ) . I somemore act dao , say I don’t know .

Actually she is the event logistic handler . ( im the event treasurer , but I never attend the meeting for the event hence I don’t know her ) .

So when she look lost , I told her I will go buy , then the best thing happen .

SHE SMILE .

Wah , super sweet lor .

Fast forward .

Event end , everyone goes home ( either by cab , bus , mrt ) . She was walking towards bus stop when my colleague shouted at her .

Pushing me forward saying " S will send you home . on the way ) .

KNN I stay north , she stay East . Where got on the way . But being a gentleman , I smile and say " If you don’t mind my dirty car , I can send you home "

In the car , its was super cold . Both of us not talking .

Then suddenly , I pop the question .

" How come I never see you before "

She reply saying she had been in co for 2 years but not same dept as me . She was invited to this event becos its a joint event by the two dept .

Then I was like , “IS IT” …

Then she reply " yup , you don’t know becos u don’t come for the meeting ! "

Then I was like " hahahahaha , I busy mah "

After about 20 mins , reached her home , she say bye bye and I say bye bye .

( this is how we meet each other , abit boring lah ….. )

TBC :")

Story continue …….

So the next few days were to like trying to get to know her ….

Im soooo hard working , going HQ every now and then ……

But didn’t get to see her ( she is working shift , so maybe she is working nite … that’s what I told myself )

I hinted my colleague that I wanna know her but I “shy” … hahahaha

the next thing I know is my colleague give me her number !!!!

I was like … wah , u so brilliant . he just tell me that just check portal lor , got put mah …

This show that im a idiot !!!!

Holding to her number but I was like “no balls” , don’t dare to call / msg …..

A week had passed , my colleague asked me how is the things , I just smile …

Sensing im useless ! He asked my another colleague ( a lady ) to help …

She managed to date her for a Supper ( four of us ) and told me I had to foot the bill :")

Of Cos !!! ( that’s was my answer )

During the supper , she eat pretty less ( maybe she shy )

But me and and two colleagues were like hungry ghost hahahahahahaha ….

As usual , I send her home .

This time , more thing to chat …

she - I heard J say you interested in me ah

Me - cough for a few times and look at her

she - sitting side way , stared at me

me - where got …. J any how only

she - then why you blushed !!!!!

me - got meh , I so dark , u can see ah

she - ok , then u stop the car , I go home my self

me - wei , we are at express way leh

she - I don’t care ( taking her hand bag already )

me - ok ok . u win …. im interested in KNOWING you more

she - only that ?

me - wei , I don’t even know you had bf a not or you married a not .

she - then why u don’t ask !!!!!

me - I shy mah

she - chase girls cannot be shy de ………

me - I look her and say ( so do you have a bf )

she - you guess lor ( then she smile again )

me - erm , u so pretty , sure have one lah

she - just broken off like one months ago ?

me - sorry ……

Then we reach her house already ………

I gather all my courage and ask her ….

( can I have your number ? )

She replied ( didn’t you already have it like one week already ? )

with that , she say bye bye and close the door …..

I was like …… OMFG , how come she know … must be J told her …….

while I drive home , I received a msg from her

( wei , thanks for the supper , and remember , cannot be shy when come to girls if not chance will be gone :") )

I cannot sleep the whole nite

heehee ………

TBC

**erm , if the story bored , please don’t flame me ….. cos the juicy part wont come until maybe 5 or 6 esp :“P

Quote:

Originally Posted by

Wintermelontea

super nice of her to remind you…i think this sort of reminder really help a guy…sort of giving him the go-ahead to woo the gal?

waiting for your update!

agree agree agree

*-)

Story continue …..

A little self intro about her

Name - W

Ht - 168

Wt - 60-70 ( according to her lah )

Boobs - 34D

Waist- 30 ( I saw her jeans size )

The following weeks , whatever I tried ( dating her ) , all were rejected .

Although W had replied to my sms .

But no matter how hard I tried to ask her out ( be it fetch her home , or go meal ) , she always say ( cannot lah , got work / I busy / I got apt )

I guess normal guys six sense will tell him the girl don’t really interested in you ..

Kinda of sad , so I return to my old pattern ( not going to HQ anymore )

J msg me asking me why I wasn’t going to office anymore ( as often ) to see my crush . I told J I was CRUSHED by her already . hahahahaha

Then one day , J call me …

J - wei , why u so fast give up ? its barely a two weeks you know her , its barely one week you started your move .

me - ai ya , the way she behave , confirm I no chance lah . don’t wan to waste time lah . sleep better mah . lol

J - maybe she testing you leh . trying to play hard to get mah . you know guys wont treasure if girls give in easily …

me - sure a not …..

J - no harm asking her one time if she is not interested or what . since she already so “open” to ask you if you are interested in her mah .

me - okie …. I see how lor ..

So as usual , morning msg , noon msg , nite msg ( all the normal greeting ) .

Then third weeks had passed and im starting to lose patient ….

So I msg her

me - W , I ask you hor , you got “target” already or you had been “book” already ?

W - erm , what talking you ?

me - means , do you have a crush or you already had stead ?

W - every girls had crushes what right ( those movie idols , those singers ) hahahahaha

me - wei , I talking seriously one lah

W - why you wanna know ???? u interested in me ah :“P

me - ya lah ya lah ya lah ( I super pai sei to msg her this )

W - :”) wah , someone must be blushing now heehee

me - ……….

W - why ?

me - you haven’t tell me leh ??

W - for me to know for you to find out :")

me - ……… should I engaged a PI ?

W - keekee no need lah ….

me - haiz …… enjoy your day then

to me , I already give up since she reply like that …. and worse , her reply to me after that is

W - ok , you too ……..

WAH PIANG , what is this ? so I got chance a not !!!!!!!

aggrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

With this , 3 weeks had gone

I think im a failure ……..

TBC …………………….

thanks to all the bros for supporting …

I think I very nagging about my story ….

But what im writing is the true (99.99%) true ( only the names is changed )

So its kinda of boring to certain bros …

Maybe just treat it as those drama series ? keekee

Hope bros will stay tune and watch for the next esp :")

CHEERS !!!!

thanks to the bros who upped me ….

**thanks bro wintermelon …….. for reading my *boring* story *-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by

Thunderdragon

nice start, camping for more.

sorry bro, as i’m very very new to this forum, just checking any brother can advise me how can i start a new thread as i would like to share my encounter with one milf (still ongoing).

Thanks.

Hi bro , just go the the main section which you wan to post your thread .

Its just on the top corner of left side .

You should be able to see a “New Thread” icon

Hope this will helps :")

Story Contiune ……..

So three weeks passed and i only managed to go out with her twice ( once is from chalet send her home “erm i doubt its called a dating since its a Dept event” , once is after the supper send her home “erm i also doubt its a dating cos its J who ask her out” )

OMFG , im sooooo useless …..

So after much thought , i decide to use this tactic , act like im not interested , see how she react ( piangz , im like a small kid )

So whenever i go office , “if” i happen to see her , i just act blur and walk pass . I didnt even smile or greet her …

Some bro might think im too dao or act hao lian , but ……………..

the sms greeting ( morning / noon / nite ) still contiune . HAHAHAHAHA im such a failure :“P

then on the fourth week , on a super boring Sat ( cos i have to work , i dont normally work weekend although i need to ) , W call me :”)

W - wah , now someone act dao …. see me like invisible one …..

me - got meh ? where got , when got , cannot be lah

W - no meh , i smile at you , yet you just walk pass …..

me - serious ? how can ?

W - serious go hospital lor

me - ahahaha nice joke

W - you angry with me or what .. how come i feel you like ……..

me - me ? angry ? nonsense ….. we never even talk ( after the last supper ) , how to be angry and who am i to be angry ….

W - ok lor …….. then nevermind . bye !

With that , she hang my call ! YA , she never even wait for me to say buai buai !!!!!!!

But i feel that she is withholding something ….

I immediately call her back ….

And guess what … She dont wan to pick up !!!!!

-_- i think i over do it liao …..

NVM , i call and call and call and call ( about 3-4 times ) , then she pick up …

W - wah , why bomb my phone . im showering half way …

me - ( sensing she a bit relax than just now ) oh , i scare u miss me mah

W - nonsense , call me back later 15 mins , im half way showering ….

me - orh

Wait and wait and wait and wait

Zhun Zhun 15 mins i call her ..

W - so on the dot ah

me - ya lor ……

W - why ?

me - no lah , just now like make u angry . so call u to say sorry lor

W - no ah , where got , when got . who am i to be angry with u ?

me - dont copy cat leh

W - lalalalalala

me - sweet voice :")

W - u always talk like that to girls ?

me - no lah , i very shy one . face to face i dont dare to talk ( who believe ! )

W - nah , i dont believe

me - you that time see me blushed right .

W - ya lor , you how old liao still blush

me - 30 ….. old man hor

W - okie lah , i 20 ….

me - that young

We chit chat about normal things like what we like to do , eat , hang around where bla bla bla ( kinda of boring lah )

Then i ask her …….

me - wei , if i chase u , u ok a not ?

W - why ? u like me ah ?

me - weiiii , dont like i ask for what

W - i of cos ok . chase and say yes diff mah . hahahahahaha u chase lor

me - means i chase also cannot get lor

W - why say so ?

me - u say mah , chase and say yes diff

W - erm ,,,,, isnt it diff ?

me - hahahahaha erm ya

W - silly boy ….

me - why i always ask u out u always say no leh …

W - actually im not that good as you think ….

me - erm ………

W - get to know me more then u will know

me - but u dont even let me date , how to know u more …..

W - must date then can know me ah ? dont know how to ask around ? there is something call facebook leh . hahahahaha

me - erm i dont even know what is facebook …..

W - wah , u come from mars or moon ?

me - come from my mummy tummy

W - hahahahah FUNNY !!!!!!

W - okok have to rush for work

me - today you got work ?

W - shift work mah , so weekend must work lor

me - until what time

W - 11pm

me - erm so late , very dangerous to go home leh . i fetch you ?

W - erm erm erm too troublesome lah

me - i dont mind , i wont mind

W - sure ?

me - yup , i “miss” u …

W - WHAT WHAT WHAT

me - nothing nothing nothing

W - i heard something ….

me - okok tonite 11 at lobby ah

W - ok ….

With that , i started to plan ( not dirty one lah ) , where to bring her go eat ( supper ) or where to go ( maybe blow wind ) ….

TBC :")

Quote:

Originally Posted by

prettymannequin

Brother why you jio her like a teenage boy jioing his classmate… and I keep kpkb but I still wanna continue reading HAHAH.

bro , when come to girls , seriously i like a nerd .

not trying to act or what .

maybe im not cut to be a killer …..

Story contiune ………

Times pass soooo slow ….. Been watching the clock on my mobile …..

Didnt know what to do ( like a silly boy ) …

Was thinking of the following things

1. fetch her from office straight go home ( like stupid leh )

2. fetch her go eat eat ( but at night leh , go where leh )

3. fetch her go blow wind ( i doubt she wan , first time one on one date leh )

4. ask her what she wan ( i think i siao liao , she confirm say go home lor )

Wah piangs , then then then then … cannot just fetch and send mah ( i not taxi leh ) ……….

So times comes , i was at lobby earlier ….. 10 30 pm …

I bought a hot soya milk ( from rochor bean curd at geylang ) since its a cold night ..

Then i saw the angel ….

wahhhh

Long hair floating in the air ( a bit windy ) , the sweet scent ( hahaha i bullshit ) , the sweet smile :")

W - wah , you so early ? why didnt msg me

me - dont wanna disturb u mah . later u got excuse dont let me fetch you

W - ok lah , i go keep my things …..

me - :")

Then she walk back again ….

So i wait and wait and wait ….. wait sooo long ( only 5 mins passed )

Then she come out again with her bags bla bla bla

me - havnt 11 leh . can go ah

W - ai ya , nite no supervisor , my friend cover me :")

me - na , some soya milk for you …. i think u should be feeling cold … let u feel a it warm warm .

W - thanks S . so sweet of you …

me - heehee ….

So W hope in my car , and drink the warmmmmmmm milk that i bought

me - So , supper ?

W - nah ……. im on diet

me - ( i knew it ! she will say this )

W - you hungry ?

me - no lah . i scare you hungry … okie , i send you home ( i dont know what to say other than this … )

W - o k ( feeling a bit disappointed )

While driving , W was quiet …..

me - you wan to nap a while ?

W - no lah … so rude … like treating you like a taxi ( then she stick her tongue out )

me - keekee , no lah .. if you tired , just rest a while . i wont sell you lah :")

W - hahahahah u bear ( she de ) to meh

me - erm erm erm ( blushing again )

W - ai yo , why u red face again ???

me - no lah …. sun burn

W - hahahahahaha

When about to turn into her blk carpark , suddenly …….

W - i dont wanna go home so early …..

me - huh ?

W - can we go blow wind ?

me - of cos :")

me - where ?

W - dont know ….

me - okie :")

So i turn the car onto express way ….. from TPE - ECP - AYE - BKE

Seriously , im driving on express way for nearly 2 hours ( i really bo liao )

While driving , W fall a sleep on the seat …

I peep at her time to time … She really look sweet

While on BKE , W awake ….

W - sorry S , i fall a slp …

me - nah , its okie …

me - im quite happy :")

W - why leh ?

me - this show that you trusted me . that why you sleep so peacefully hahahaha

W - wei , im not a dead person !!! what peacefully !!!

me - ermmm wrong choice of words :“P

W - so where are we now ?

me - along BKE lor … ( mumble to my self … reaching my house lor )

W - what ? your house ?

me - no no no ( faster trying to explain )

me - im not bring u to my house lah , just that you fall a slp , i drive on express way lor . so naturally , will pass by mah

W - why you so kan jiong

me - i scare you mis understand me . hahahahahha

W - wah now already 2 am ? if i go home now , my mum sure wake up …

me - then how ?

W - dont know leh …….

So at this point of time , as a guy , i should just tell her ( okie lets go my place and have a rest )

But i did the super un expected thing ……..

TBC :“P