Promiscuity- Busiest Lover
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Here’s a rundown of the leading contenders in this category:
Anonymous (b. c. 1900)—52,000
In his famous 10-year sex survey, Alfred Kinsey noted the case of a man whose frequency of coitus was 33.1 acts a week, over a period of 30 years—almost 52,000 in all. Other researchers have recorded examples of people who have engaged in sexual intercourse twice a day for 30 years.
Wilt Chamberlain (1936-2000)—20,000
In his autobiography A View from Above the legendary basketball star claimed to have intercourse with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Presumably a large percentage of that figure can be attributed to groupies, who are always an eager outlet for the super athletes libido.
King Ibn-Saud (1880-1953)—20,000
From the age of 11 until his death at 72, the Saudi Arabian monarch had sexual relations with three different women every night—except during battles. Using the same method of conjugal computation as for that of Brigitte Bardot, Ibn-Saud would have had a total of 20,000 different liaisons throughout his lifetime. When I first read this it brought to mind a famous Mel Brooks quote: “It’s good to be the King!”
John Curtis Holmes (1944-1988)—14,000
Having lost his virginity at age 12 to a 36-year-old friend of his mother, John early on began on a path of sexual indulgence that would ultimately cost him his life. Blessed with an inordinately large manhood—by his own account 10-inches long—John used his asset to launch his successful vocation as a porn actor. At the height of his career he was making $3000 a day from films and reportedly as much selling himself as a gigolo, in addition to the payback and graft he was getting by drug running. Through such bacchanalia it’s estimated he copulated with more that 14,000 women in his life, both on and off screen.
King Edward VII (1841-1910)—7,800
Rebelling against his strict childhood, he turned to indulging himself in women, food, drink, gambling, and sports. Though married, his wife turned a blind eye to his extramarital activities, which continued well into his sixties and found him implicated in several divorce cases. Its estimated he slept with about three different women a week for nearly half a century.
King George IV (1762-1830)—7,000
At the age of 17, this English monarch was said to have become “rather too fond of woman and wine.” Like his father he lived extravagantly, earning a reputation as a notorious gambler and a heavy drinker. When not boozing it up he would enjoy himself in the embraces of numerous mistresses. An apparent hair fetishist, he would ask each of his lovers for a lock of hair, which he would place in an envelope to be properly categorized and labeled. After he died his brother went through his personal belongings and found 7,000 envelopes, containing enough hair to stuff a sofa.
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Julia the Elder (39BC-14AD)—80,000
Daughter of Roman Emperor Augustus, Julia was beautiful, intelligent, highly educated, and witty. Everything a woman might want was hers, save one: sexual satisfaction. And this not ten men, nor a hundred, nor a thousand could provide. Even as a young girl she delighted in exhibiting her flawless body publicly, preferring to wear translucent garments to maximize the exposure of flesh. It was during her childhood that she embarked upon her amorous adventures. Her lovers soon numbered in the dozens, then hundreds, then beyond, said to encompass half the virile youths of Rome. Still not satiated, she began offering herself to every passing stranger, whatever his color, age, or appearance. With a band of lascivious Roman women she wandered through the streets, accosting passersby and sometimes dragging them into the nearest alleyway, where the transaction would be swiftly concluded. She persisted in her unseemly behavior for many years, until exiled to the lonely island of Pandateria.
Mlle. Dubois (c. 1770)—16,527
“In the 12 years I have been married I have been had by perhaps 10,000 to 12,000 individuals,” declares Mme. De Saint-Ange in Marquis de Sade’s Philosophy in the Boudoir, a character based on Mlle. Dubois’ exploits. As it turns out, this astonishing figure is still far below the actual number tallied up by the renowned French Actress, who made a catalog of her lovers over a 20-year period. The final count: 16,527 individuals, which works out to about three per day.
Valeria Messalina (22-48 AD)—8,000
The wife of Roman Emperor Claudius, Messalina used her venerable position to compel subordinates to fulfill her sexual desires. At first she confined her activities to tame palace affairs, but her desire to indulge in the wildest of sexual excesses led her to search out new licentious adventures. Once she converted a palace bedroom into a brothel, disrobed, gilded the nipples of her tiny breasts, and invited the male public in to be entertained for the legally regulated fee. Another time she challenged a noted prostitute to a contest, insisting she could entertain more men in 24 hours than her rival. Pliny the Elder writes that Messalina won “for within the space of 24 hours she cohabited 25 times.”
Brigitte Bardot (b. 1934)—4,980
At the age of 40, the French film star boasted in an interview that she “must have a man every night.” Assuming that her need began at age 20, and subtracting an arbitrary 76 days a year for travel, illness, etc., that would mean Brigitte had a total of 4,980 nights of sexual activity—and that’s without considering daytime liaisons.
Ninon de Lenclos (17th century)—4,959
France’s greatest sexologist during the 17th century, she set up a finishing school for she was once proposed by Cardinal Richelieu to spend a night with him in exchange for 50,000 crowns (worth about $20,000 in today’s currency). She took the money, but sent a female friend in her place.
Most Sex Acts
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Note: Since this piece was written more claimants for the female category have come forward…uh, have declared themselves the record holders, usually in relation to a video with their name followed by an arbitrary number (made for documentation purposes, no doubt). As this author cannot personally vouch for their veracity and the claims are beginning to stretch credulity, no further entries will be accepted.
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For the aptly titled flick The World’s Luckiest Man (Vivid, 1997), porn actor Jon Dough was required to do it with 101 women. Yeah, I know, the sacrifices we have to make in the line of duty. Ever the trooper, he managed 55 in one day, speedily moving from girl to girl (and act to act), climaxing between 5 to 6 times. Taking time off to recuperate, he did the remaining 46 two weeks later.
Anyone hoping to accentuate their video collection should know the movie suffers from the same problem afflicting the World’s Biggest Gang Bang flicks (see below): i.e., exceptional quantity but questionable quality. If you want to preview it yourself, you might want to clear your schedule beforehand: the film is three-and-a-half hours long.
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One of the stranger manifestations of recent times is this obsession with big: big movies, big business, and now, it seems, big gangbangs. The first of these, by a 22-year-old student named Annabel Chong who had a voracious sexual appetite worthy of the mantle, was banged 251 times by 80 guys in a 1995 extravaganza (for free as it turns out, being screwed the 252nd time by sleazy porno producers who stiffed her out of her $12,000 fee). In April 1996 the record was surpassed by the sultry Jasmine St. Clair, who engaged in sex 300 times with 51 different men. Unfortunately for those hoping for a little eroticism this time around, it was obvious that Jasmine could barely conceal her revulsion at the industry and was only there to pick up a paycheck.
On February 1999 a woman named Houston set out to break all the records for a new video, sensibly titled World’s Biggest Gangbang III. First, however, she would need to scrounge up some volunteers. An intense publicity drive was launched, including a couple appearances on Howard Stern, where she enticed listeners to be one of many to “sleep with” Houston. The pitch was certainly effective: The thought of making it with a 36DD blonde bombshell got the attention of every involuntary virgin and dateless wonder in the country. On February about 60 of the more intrepid ones arrived, armed with the required $85 HIV tests. Also along were a passel of news reporters, at least 40 “professionals” no doubt hoping for some free publicity, and an uncountable number of curiosity seekers. At 11:30 a.m. the spectacle began. Despite the grand buildup and hype, the sex itself seems in comparison anticlimactic. Like the preceding gangbangs, speed was of the essence, so men were hustled up to the waiting Houston and given a fixed amount of playtime. After 10 hours of work, intermixed with a few brief breaks, the results were computed. The final tally: 620 times.
Or so they say. The prevailing view among the crowd was that the numbers were heavily padded, derived by a brand of arithmetic that would make defense contractors green with envy. Many a cynical observer noted the count seemed to grow at a faster rate than the action warranted, and would inexplicably leap at times. Were the producers counting penetrations, the number of times of physical contact, or every mope who watched? At best this number reflects the organizers desperation in one-upping their equally disingenuous rivals, and at worst outright fraud.
In an interview with Salon.com Houston told one reporter “No, no. It’s not about sex…[The guys are] in and out. It’s an event. It’s a world record. It’s just a freak show, basically. It’s for fucking freaks. I mean, I wouldn’t watch it. I have Jasmin’s video and I still haven’t watched it.” You may want to follow her advice.
Longest Lovemaking Session
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When a reporter asked Mae West (1892-1980) how she went about writing her memoirs, the legendary sex star quipped, “I do all of my best work in bed.” She wasn’t kidding. In her autobiography she writes of how she and a sexual prodigy named Ted made love for 15 consecutive hours.
Oldest Male Virgin
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Life-long celibates don’t usually go around proclaiming their frigid existence, but I was able to turn up some info on several with the help of my feckful readership–all scientists and mathematicians. Leave it to the liberal arts majors to be more proficient at scoring tail. A short rundown:
Nikola Tesla (1856-1943), Died age 87
Eccentric if brilliant inventor of electrical devices (among them the AC generators that power most of the world), Tesla was less successful at having a personal life. He shunned physical contact of any type, going so far as to feign hand injuries to avoid shaking hands with people he just met. One female acquaintance who grew enamored of Tesla reportedly took the initiative and tried to kiss him, causing the reticent inventor to recoil in terror. In all likelihood he died celibate at age 87.
Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727), Died age 85
Newt, it seems, was such a prude that he didn’t get into any relationship until he was middle-aged, and most historians believe it went unconsummated. It’s also unlikely that he availed himself of, ah, commercial outlets.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996), Died age 83
Single throughout his life, Paul preferred to live a monkish, nomadic life devoted to his studies in mathematics (he published over 1,475 academic papers during his lifetime). Of his celibacy he made no secret, telling reporters that as a child he “could not stand physical pleasure.”
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Weight Lifting
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Chi Kung is an ancient Taoist art of body control (it dates back to 2700 BC) and claims to resist disease, retard aging, prolong virility, and for all I know give oneself X-ray vision. Some have taken this unique art to new heights, claiming to achieve sexual nirvana by strapping weights to their penises and doing repetitive lifts. No kidding.
Practitioners of this brand of Chi Kung begin their sessions with an hour-long warm-up to stimulate the senses through breathing routines and stretches. After the blood has been stimulated, the men retreat to a small room and dress down to nothing but a T-shirt and a blue cloth wrapped around the midsection (nudity is strictly taboo). After the penis has been manually stimulated, barbells are then hooked onto a coat-hanger-like apparatus, which is tied securely around the base with a scarf. Students then commence the workout, which consists of several swinging and lifting motions designed to really work the muscles. Beginners start out with two and-a-half pounds, and some have eventually progressed to hefting truly colossal weights—we’re talking in the hundreds of pounds. A striking demonstration of this was made in 1995 by a Hong Kong master named Mo Ka Wang, who lifted over 250 lbs. two feet off the floor. Sounds pretty impressive, and even if the supposed benefits fall flat you’ll at least have an extra method of carrying groceries.
Earliest Prostitution
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They don’t call it the “oldest profession in the world” for nothin’. The “art of prostitution” and “the cult of the prostitute” are two of the sacred treasures given to the Sumerian goddess Inanna by her father Enki, the god of wisdom. Inanna took these gifts back to Sumer, where the folks dedicated hymns to her and openly practiced these bequests to please the gods. The first written texts date back to 4000 BC, and there’s reason to believe the practice had its genesis much earlier.
Youngest Prostitutes
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Far too young to be engaged in such practices, several historians tell us. Emperor Tiberius, the archetypal lecher and sadist, got his kicks by pedophile the historian Suetonius tells us in The Twelve Caesars, No. 44:
Some aspects of his criminal obscenity are almost too vile to discuss, much less believe. Imagine training little boys, whom he called his “minnows,” to chase him while he went swimming and get between his legs and lick and nibble at him. Or letting babies not yet weaned from their mother’s breast suck at him—what a filthy old man he had become!
This form of infantile prostitution became fashionable among the unsavory upper class, until officially given the boot by Emperor Domitian in 84 AD, who declared that no child can be prostituted until the age of seven.
Most Expensive
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In Demetrius, the great historian Plutarch writes of how Demetrius Poliorcetes, king of Macedonia (337? - 283 BC) paid for the services of Lamia, a beautiful Greek courtesan:
Of all the disreputable and flagitious acts of which he [Poliorcetes] was guilty in this visit, one that particularly hurt the feelings of the Athenians was that, having given command that they should forthwith raise for his service two hundred and fifty talents, and they to comply with his demands being forced to levy it upon the people with the utmost rigor and severity, when they presented him with the money which they had with such difficulty raised, as if it were a trifling sum, he ordered it to be given to Lamia…
A Greek talent is approximately equal to 25.8 kg. of gold, which is currently being traded at $313 a (troy) ounce. Hence, Poliorcetes shelled out the equivalent of $64.9 million.
Least Expensive
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In the town of Petrapole on the border of Bangladesh the local women and girls offer carnal pleasures for as little as 10 rupees (a measly $0.28). Thanks to the flourishing trucking industry, 5 million drivers regularly frequent the women while waiting to cross the frontier. “It is common”, the report notes, “for a man to buy sex every day, sometimes several times a day” from local courtesans, averaging about 150-200 sexual encounters a year. (The New York Times 9-22-96 p1,10).
Highest Tax On
Taking time off from papal declarations, absolving sin, and blessings to handle the truly important matters, Pope Clement II (who reigned 1046-1047) issued a bull requiring anyone who had ever engaged in prostitution to leave half of her property (50%) to the Church.
Earliest Red-light District
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The Chinese seem to have invented the concept in the Sung Dynasty (960-1279). “Wine houses,” many of which were run by the Imperial Board of Revenue, displayed a red light to inform the public of their side business as brothels. “Such special wind houses,” a contemporary writer observed, “have bamboo lamps of red [silk] suspended on their front doors; they are displayed both in dry and rainy weather, being protected by covers of plaited bamboo leaves; for it is by those lamps that such special wine houses can be recognized.”