D and i collapsed, exhausted and dozed off in the wee hours of the Saturday morning.
I had to leave D’s house early in the morning when her mum called to tell her that they have touched down in Singapore. Before i left, i pulled D over and gave her pair of fun bags one last squeeze before walking dreamily down the corridor. I was feeling completely shagged and drained not from the lack of sleep but from too much ejaculation.
I needed fast supplement and nutrition. As i passed by the Sheng Song market nearby, i bought 2 huge dragon fruits, the purple type. Full of vitamin C and rich in Phosphorus and antioxidant properties, they are best for replenishing one’s vital energy and staying youthful. Bananas and a box of crunchy american grapes filled my basket too. Can’t be lazy in staying healthy, i thought. Nothing can be easier than eating to stay healthy…
After checking out with my fruits, which i planned to consume the same day, i found a seat inside Koufu, the foodcourt and ordered a cup of teh c and some dim sum. Imagine a sleepy looking executive in his office shirt tucked out, a cup of teh c in one hand and a bag of fruits on the table, i stood out awkwardly among the old aunties and uncles having breakfast on this beautiful saturday morning.
Too tired to care much, i was concentrating on my half eaten bah bao when i finally realised someone standing in front of me, lowering her face to confirm my identity. “Starbuck? Oh my gosh, its that really you?”
I looked up and saw my ex colleague from M…
A happy-go-lucky and lively party gal, M is always surrounded by a pool of friends, guys and gals from all walks of lives, race and social background. For them, she is the sparkling gem of the group - Spontaneous personality, highly sociable and a trustworthy person whom you can share your deepest secrets with.
M holds a senior position in a regional shipping company headquartered in Singapore. With just an O-levels education but amassing a wealth of social experience and industrial knowledge, M commands an income which is beyond the imagination of our local first-class honour bookworms dreaming their 10-year master plans.
Hardly anyone knew about the countless struggles and pressure she dealt with - before becoming who she is today, savouring her long-awaited success at a tender age of 33 - well other than her boss and me, her long lost buddy (a bit more about how I got to know her, in my next instalment).
M got this first job since she left school and she has stayed on to fight thick and thin beside her boss for 15 good years, first as a clerk and then rising through the ranks while the company was struggling through its toughest of times in the years of preceding economic uncertainty. Managers fled and directors withdrew their shares, one after another. But M stayed on, loyally.
With the success of her company today, which M is duly credited and rewarded for her game-changing strategies as a manager back then, M can finally breathe a little, partying and travelling around the world. At work, she assigns most of the tasks to the highly-educated graduates she recruited, entry level execs who are fighting for their daily recognition among the 300 staff under her charge.
M’s close friends are not surprised that M is still a singleton. Not that they understood her strong desire for freedom and independence that will evaporate after marriage, but rather, they knew deep inside their heart that M’s ‘unconventional physique’ is the problem (in a stereotypical society like ours).
Well the fact that M doesn’t look her age due to stress is one thing. But there was something else…M towers at 1.76m (without high heels) and weighs close to 150 kilos, as far as my memory goes. To her galfriends, she is the da jia da, an elderly sister who would fight for them if they were bullied. To those cute boys she fancies, M is a Great White, albeit a friendly one.
whoever gave me those brownie points, thank you very much for the encouragement! its not about the points, its a feedback that i’m not taking up bandwidth here, or was i? I wonder if i should stop writing since i felt bored sharing my life stories with the four walls. I would rather go out and have a good chat with some beautiful stranger at the bar or elsewhere. My compulsory leave is ending soon, so it will be back to hectic work, budget planning and endless projects for 2014.
Ahhh…. Ahh…Faster…. Faster… Don’t stop … !!!!
This is good stuff man ^.^.
I liked your humour about the great white shark LOL. It’s just that I can’t keep saying how awesome it is without it feeling very fake after awhile though I’m sincere about it
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SammyNewbie
Ahhh…. Ahh…Faster…. Faster… Don’t stop … !!!!
This is good stuff man ^.^.
I liked your humour about the great white shark LOL. It’s just that I can’t keep saying how awesome it is without it feeling very fake after awhile though I’m sincere about it
Of course great white shark is overly exaggerated. But M is quite large (for me to handle). I’m standing only at 1.7m, weigh 68kg. She is double my weight and some 10 cm taller if she wear high heels. imagine this
Well the fact that M doesn’t look her age due to stress is one thing. But there was something else…M towers at 1.76m (without high heels) and weighs close to 150 kilos, as far as my memory goes. To her galfriends, she is the da jia da, an elderly sister who would fight for them if they were bullied. To those cute boys she fancies, M is a Great White, albeit a friendly one.
“What are you doing here my dear? It has been a while…” M reached out and caressed my shoulders longingly while flashing me her warm trademark smile and her freshly whitened teeth.
S: Oh M? i cant believe im seeing you here, of all places.
M: You alone? I thought you are always surrounded by women?
S: Nah You know I always enjoy time alone… care to join me for breakfast? How have you been doing and hows my little Timmy?
M: Went for my dental checkup and decided to get some coffee… My little friend died due to old age, shortly after my mum passed on about a year ago. Now i’m all alone. Sad right? At least i still have work,l friends and cable channels to keep me occupied.
S: Not getting another one?
M: Not so soon. I’d rather support one from SPCA. I’m too busy maintaining one and besides, my new house’s a little small to keep a dog. Oh btw, i’ve shifted already, no longer staying in Bishan you know.
S: You mean you stayed in Bishan all the while? I thought you live in Marsiling?
M: Hello Mr Starbucks, you came to over my house before and you forget?
I blushed a little when i recalled what we did back then in front of Timmyy that night.
M: So, when are you free to come see my new home?
S: Where is it?
M: In Bukit Timah near beauty world.
S: And when are you inviting me, may i ask?
M: My doors are open to you anytime, starbucks (When i heard that i wondered if she still have the hots for me after so many years)
S: Wah so privilege? Where is my privilege card?
M: Oh… for you no need card. You know i will go all out to make you feel a happy man. You are such a special friend (M winks at me and flicked her hair)
I nearly threw out the bao in my mouth. Drained by last night’s sex, I quickly
gulped down my Teh C kosong, registered M’s new number in my hp and excused myself. I gave her a light peck on her cheek and proceeded to flag a cab.
On the journey home, spontaneous throughts ran through my head. ‘Starbucks, you just closed a major account, dare to close one more deal this week?’
alright, i am still waiting for Ms G. but since there is a M (your great white) I dont mind.
also your writing is super C.L.A.S.S.Y!
ok i know is pure sex but, the humour! tastefully done! ha!
when you are stressed out on budget planning and projects for 2014… just come here and pour out that….
WAIT!
arent you gonna close another account for the week?! and make it 2 Major accounts!
p/s: don’t mind me asking, D bigger or M bigger?
pps: mmooooooaaaaarrr!
i used to tell my friends, there are no gals there guys do not want.. just that they haven found one..
keep writing ts
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alright, i am still waiting for Ms G. but since there is a M (your great white) I dont mind.
also your writing is super C.L.A.S.S.Y!
ok i know is pure sex but, the humour! tastefully done! ha!
when you are stressed out on budget planning and projects for 2014… just come here and pour out that….
WAIT!
arent you gonna close another account for the week?! and make it 2 Major accounts!
p/s: don’t mind me asking, D bigger or M bigger?
pps: mmooooooaaaaarrr!
M is definitely larger than D. D is bah bah and buxomy while M is purely meat and more meat… she is the largest mammal i have single handedly handled so far. But the sensation was a unique of course and damn memorable.
On the journey home, spontaneous throughts ran through my head. ‘Starbucks, you just closed a major account, dare to close one more deal this week?
I wondered how i would have dared entertain such wild thoughts had i not been so stressed at work. Seems like my company will never be the same as it was before, gone were the days when our different departments would meet to have good old German beer after work every Friday. I dearly missed my boss and the colleagues who have left the company in search of better pastures. Sigh, I missed those merry good old days…
“Should i sms M, should i give it a pass? I ’ve enjoyed so thoroughly last night, haven’t I?”
“The wild side of me protests “Why can’t i just enjoy more? Is it really wrong to ask for more free lunch, ask and you shall receive, its free anyway…?”
“Hold it frog brain, even if its free, didn’t you have enough fun already?” i tried to justify, knowing very well that the word ’enough’ probably never exists for men with brains the size of a 50 cent coin.
At that moment, i recalled Miss G’s favourite line: “Lets play by ear!” I smiled, shut my eyes and dozed off quietly into slumber land all the way till the blue sonata reached my house.
I brushed my teeth, took a hot shower to clean off D’s saliva which is all over my neck, abs and dick. I cut the dragon fruit, plucked the grapes and peeled the bananas and savour them one after another together, followed by a glass of warm honey milk.
Went up to my sister’s room, came out with a packet of Sk 2 facial treatment face mask, lock my door, drew the curtains, strip off my pants and wrapped the mask tidily around my half erected dick… wasting no time, i reached out for my phone and took a picture of my mummified dick and sent it to D.
While waiting for D’s reply and after some hesitation, I decided to forward the picture to M anyway with a message that reads:
“Life is like a penis, always looking for openings and dreading competition. Good night!”