i took the MRT and alighted at Commonwealth Station. Saw a few estate agents give out flyers at the exit of the station.
Agent : “ Sir new launch take a look pls.”
Took a copy and went on walking while looking at the flyer.
A though suddenly strike me. I took out my HP and called Jane.
Me : “ hey i need some help i got a lobang for you. Got a old apartment for sale at River Valley. U keen to take up a not”
Jane “whoa, of course lah, River Valley leh”
After giving her more information, Jane informed that she will place an advertisement tomorrow.
After half an hour Jane called me back.
Jane “Hey u idiot ! playing prank on me is it ?”
Me “ what u talking about?”
Jane “ this place u talk about is due for enbloc lah”
Me “ So? “
Jane “ So ?? so who in the right frame of mind will sell ?”
Me “ I will want to let go, any reasonable offer i will accept”
Jane “ you?’
Me : “ call me when u got buyer keen to view’
I cut her off and started warming up for my motorcycle.
I rode my bike to the Harley Davidson showroom off Alexandra Road. Off the ignition of my bike and head straight in to the show room. The sale person gave me a weird look. Maybe they thg i was a despatch rider delivering some document.
Me “ I am keen to get this bike, pointing to the smallest bike on display HD Roadster 883. “
This immediately got his attention.
Sale Guy “Sir this is not the latest model…”
Me “ I don’t need the latest , this would do just fine !”
The sales guy started smiling.
Sales G “sir this is our last unit for clearance. We are giving out one year free insurance and road tax.”
Me “ i will be paying cash , give me a better deal my friend”
He started to punch the calculator he had in his hand.
Sales G “ Best price for you !”
He turns the screen towards me and shows me the figure.
Me “ok deal, i will pay the deposit now, plus i want to rent a similar model for the next few days”
Sales G “sure this way for the paper work pls”
The thrill of riding one of this HD machine is a dream long ago. Got a few stares as I pass by bus stops and at the red light junction.
I almost forgot to fill up the tank. i tap on the bike signal indicator and filter into Esso Kisok off Jehervios Rd. Help myself to the pump.
A loud exhaust sound fill the petrol station as I saw a heavy modified MX5 open top parked just behind me at the next pump. A lady came out and told the pump attendant to fill it up. Our eyes met. She started the conversation
Stranger Lady “Nice bike”
Me “thank you, heavy mod exhaust u have there”
She smiled and head in to the payment counter. I timed myself well, knowing that the fill of petrol into her car tank will take some time. Walked in slowly, observing that she is browsing the shelves. I pretend to walk around too. Slowly i head towards the counter with cash payment in my hand.
She came direct behind me and Q.
I turned back.
Me “ ladies first”
“Thank you” … as she step up and took my place.
She signed her credit card, took her stuff and makes a quick turn.
I had already positioned myself at her blind spot.
She bums into me and drop her stuff.
Lady : “ i am so sorry.,,,”
Me “ is my fault”….. bending down to help her stuff.
Taking a look at her name on the credit card.
Me “ there u go Suzie, i am so sorry again”
Suzie “thank you ….” she paused.
Me “ Charles !”
“See you Chares” …she stood up and exited the store.
I place the cash on the counter and told the cashier
Me “ pump 4 , 30 dollars”
Dashing out of the store and strap on my helmet.
Suzie car roar into action and off she went. I started the bike and gave chase. Knowing River valley road very well, i sped on and caught up with her side by side. Suzie turns her head and smiled before stepping on her gas pedal.I follow the chase and stay closed with her.
We both stop at the next red light.
Me “ coffee ?”
Suize “ next time ? Number ?” ….she stretches her hand out.
I scramble to get an old name card from my wallet and managed to put it into her hand.
Suzie sped off as soon as the lights turn green. I kept my distance and make a right turn at the next junction.
By the 3rd day after the advertisement , JAne managed to get another interested couple to come pay the option fee as she started to draft the option of purchase agreement.
The young couple were looking for a unit for investment purposes. They requested nicely through JAne if is possible to have all e furniture be left behind as they want to rent the unit out immediately as soon they got the key.
this make things so much easier for me that I gave them my word on private arrangement we made. After they left the unit, JAne came over and hug me.
Jane " thank you for giving me a chance,"
Me " u are a fast worker ! Once this option fee is cleared by the bank I passed you some cash to cover you "
JAne " u have in mind which law firm to engage !
Me " I do , here is his name card . He knows what to do ."
ThEre was a long period of silence.
JAne " I going clubbing later at MS area , u want to come along? I promise my downline to treat them if I close this case. "
Me " I am kind of tired .
JAne " still early for clubbing anyway , how abt we take a bite ? "
Me " erhhhh"
Looking at my watch to divert the attention.
Jane " oh … U busy ? Is ok next time then .
Me " yeah , I got another appt coming up "
Jane " I understand"
With that she excused herself and head off.
The next day there wasn’t much to do. After breakfast , I went to wash the 7 series.
The maid came running out …
" sorry sir sorry sir I will wash it immediately "
Me " hey hey is ok, I am bore nothing to do . I am going to wash and polish e car.
She still got e worried look on her face.
Me " is really ok, go do yr stuff "
I spend e next two hours on the car . Polishing e car by hand. The handphone rang and it was jane .
JAne " hey later can view e unit at 1 pm , got a couple keen to take a look"
Me " ok "
I finished up and parked e car. Went straight to e fridge and got a cold beer to cool down.
Took a cold shower and got dress . The maid make a simple sandwich for my lunch before I head out. The weather looks good, I therefore opt for my bike instead of taking the Beemer out.
I arrived at the condo 1230hrs. I turned on the air con to cool e place down and check on the lights .
Started to stare at a photo frame with ms V photo in it. I removed it and kept it inside one of the drawer.
My handphone rang.
JAne " we are down stairs "
Me " I am here already #xx-yy.
Jane " we are coming up"
The couple came in while Jane did e talking …
I greeted them and sat on the sofa .
" u the owner ? " …. The guy asked.
Me " belongs to my Boss , I just help to open e doors for the agent to conduct the viewing "
Ohhhhhhh….. The lady replied back this time.
After ten minutes they were out of the unit.
I locked the main door . Took off my shirt and went to e chiller to have a glass of red.
Finished e glass of wine and head back to e sofa to sleep.The door bell rang.
It was Jane !
Jane " wahhhh…. So sexy Ah u … Topless
Me " har u still here ? " ….. Looking at my watch
30 mins had already passed by
Jane " yah lah e couple ask this and that ….. Damn long winded. "
Jane forced her way in after pushing me aside.
She sat down to rest .
Jane " not serving me drink arh ? "
Me " help yourself pls , still got half bottle of old red in e chiller "
Jane went ahead and came back with e bottle. She used back my glass.
She broke e silence and asked .
Jane " I did a ownership search , Your name show up !"
Me " erhhhh !!!"
Jane " why did u tell e couple it belongs to your Boss? "
I did not answer. Stood up and grab e wine glass and finished e balance wine in e glass.
Jane " CAN U PLS PUT ON YOUR SHIRT ! " …. She snapped at me
I stood there stunt for a while . Jane started to fidget, crossing her left leg over her right leg. Pulling her tight black skirt into position. Her body language was a gave away.
Me " sorry , I go inside and get dress"
I closed e door but I didn’t lock it. I was too lazy to do anything. Went straight to e queen size bed and lay down flat on my chest on e bed.
The room door crack open in a matter of minutes. I pretend to have fallen asleep. I could hear Jane footstep getting louder. The next sound I heard was a sound that usually pleases most man….
" zippppppp"
It was from Jane skirt !
She adjusted the AC temperature and put the day curtains .
Her hands were soon on my body flipped me over.
Jane " hey big baby , come on sleep properly …"
Those hands of hers soon were on my belt . She had no difficulty removing my pants and boxer together In one go.
She took her place beside me pulling the sheets over both of our bodies,
Neither of us initiated to get intimate.
We just slept.
The next day there wasn’t much to do. After breakfast , I went to wash the 7 series.
The maid came running out …
" sorry sir sorry sir I will wash it immediately "
Me " hey hey is ok, I am bore nothing to do . I am going to wash and polish e car.
She still got e worried look on her face.
Me " is really ok, go do yr stuff "
I spend e next two hours on the car . Polishing e car by hand. The handphone rang and it was jane .
JAne " hey later can view e unit at 1 pm , got a couple keen to take a look"
Me " ok "
I finished up and parked e car. Went straight to e fridge and got a cold beer to cool down.
Took a cold shower and got dress . The maid make a simple sandwich for my lunch before I head out. The weather looks good, I therefore opt for my bike instead of taking the Beemer out.
I arrived at the condo 1230hrs. I turned on the air con to cool e place down and check on the lights .
Started to stare at a photo frame with ms V photo in it. I removed it and kept it inside one of the drawer.
My handphone rang.
JAne " we are down stairs "
Me " I am here already #xx-yy.
Jane " we are coming up"
The couple came in while Jane did e talking …
I greeted them and sat on the sofa .
" u the owner ? " …. The guy asked.
Me " belongs to my Boss , I just help to open e doors for the agent to conduct the viewing "
Ohhhhhhh….. The lady replied back this time.
After ten minutes they were out of the unit.
I locked the main door . Took off my shirt and went to e chiller to have a glass of red.
Finished e glass of wine and head back to e sofa to sleep.The door bell rang.
It was Jane !
Jane " wahhhh…. So sexy Ah u … Topless
Me " har u still here ? " ….. Looking at my watch
30 mins had already passed by
Jane " yah lah e couple ask this and that ….. Damn long winded. "
Jane forced her way in after pushing me aside.
She sat down to rest .
Jane " not serving me drink arh ? "
Me " help yourself pls , still got half bottle of old red in e chiller "
Jane went ahead and came back with e bottle. She used back my glass.
She broke e silence and asked .
Jane " I did a ownership search , Your name show up !"
Me " erhhhh !!!"
Jane " why did u tell e couple it belongs to your Boss? "
I did not answer. Stood up and grab e wine glass and finished e balance wine in e glass.
Jane " CAN U PLS PUT ON YOUR SHIRT ! " …. She snapped at me
I stood there stunt for a while . Jane started to fidget, crossing her left leg over her right leg. Pulling her tight black skirt into position. Her body language was a gave away.
Me " sorry , I go inside and get dress"
I closed e door but I didn’t lock it. I was too lazy to do anything. Went straight to e queen size bed and lay down flat on my chest on e bed.
The room door crack open in a matter of minutes. I pretend to have fallen asleep. I could hear Jane footstep getting louder. The next sound I heard was a sound that usually pleases most man….
" zippppppp"
It was from Jane skirt !
She adjusted the AC temperature and put the day curtains .
Her hands were soon on my body flipped me over.
Jane " hey big baby , come on sleep properly …"
Those hands of hers soon were on my belt . She had no difficulty removing my pants and boxer together In one go.
She took her place beside me pulling the sheets over both of our bodies,
Neither of us initiated to get intimate.
We just slept.
After Jane left , I went to the kitchen to get some trash bags. Started to throw some of the junk stuff such as old magazines , newspaper. I discard some of old letters and bank statements from ms V drawer. Three hours later , I filled 5 bags with trash. Was feeling hungry so i took a fast shower and head out to klliney road coffee shop for makan.
Order a bowl of noddles and finished it fast. I did not realize I was that hungry. Sipping my hot tea slowly looking at the surrounding. I was wondering around and soon my foot landed at centrepoint. Causally I just did some window shopping. Browsed through some books at a book shop and head back to the apartment. Took out a new bottle of white wine from the fridge as I sat in front of the TV .
After two full glasses of wine , I hit the bed and prepare to zzzz. It was only 930pm.
My handphone rang non stop , I glance on wall clock . It was Already 1am.
Me " hey what …… !!!
Jane " see I told u he is not asleep yet"…..
Her mouth was far away from the handphone mouth piece.
Me " hey what’s going on ? "
Jane " nothing lah , these bunch of youngsters try to get me drunk. "
Me " where are u ? "
Jane " Robertson K at this joint called XXXX." … " don’t worry u go sleep "
Me " hey. Hello hello ???"
The line went dead.
I got up , dress up in my sleepy state. Took a jacket from the wardrobe and head off.
I managed to located the outlet and found Jane drinking with a group lady friends.
Most likely her lady working friends from the same estate firm.
There were many bottle hard drinks and mixer on the table.
Me " hey are u ok ?"
Jane " Charles u actually come ? Sit and drink with me ."
I look at her. Her hair was all mess up. Her left black bra strap was out of place, fell off her shoulder and exposed out from her sleeve. Her lipstick was smudged. Her black skirt was not fully zip.
Me " I sent u back ? "
Gently lift up her hand. She pushed My hand off and gave me the middle finger sign.
I turn my head over to her friends
Me " hey what happen ? "
One of her friend reply back " she follow some stranger to the washroom and came back like that"
I turn back head and look at Jane eyes. I could tell she is fighting back the tears.
Me " ok , come by my place first "
Jane " NO ‘. " I want to drink some more "
She shouted back in a loud voice , the crowd attention was soon on us.
I squat down to her sitting position level and whisper .
Me " hey don’t be like that , it don’t look in front of your junior staff"
Jane " aiyah leave me alone …. I die also no want care want LAH "
She started to get up in a unsteady manner …
Jane " I want to go washroom"
I eye signal one of her friend to help her . I also keen this is the opportunity , I should not miss. Jane took a long time in the washroom closed to ten minutes while I stood outside waiting.
Jane and her friend came out. I winked at her friend . She got the hint.
Jane friend " aiyah I left my wet tissue inside. I go in to take "
With this I put my hand around her waist and directed her footsteps to the carpark.
I managed to put her In the car. Praying very hard she don’t throw up in the new car.
I started the car….
Jane " oh my goodness Charles , I damn bloody wet. The minute u wrap yr arms around my waist. "
Me " shhhhh….. U drunk Lah. Don’t talk so much ! "
Jane " what drunk ? You dont believe? "
She lifted up her skirt and put down her panty. Throw it right at the car steering wheel. The cold air con circulate her " scent " ….very soon right thru my nostril.
She wasn’t lying at all. I remove her panty and stuff it In my trousers pocket.
I arrived at the apartment , parking as close to the lift lobby,
Me " sorry just for a while , she is drunk. I send her up .come down later to park the car.
The night shift guard wasn’t new to these kind of incidents. He gave me the thumb up and continue to listen to his music from handphone.
I left Jane on the sofa after unlocking the door. Rush down and have my car park in a proper lot. I was very thankful that she did not puke inside the car. Went upstairs and open the door and discover that Jane was not at the sofa. Soon i heard voices from the room. I went over and found Jane at the washroom, sitting down on the floor as she place her head over the toilet bowl. The smell was horrible.
I remove my shirt and pants with just my underwear on. I knew this would be messy and the last thing i wanted was her vomit on my clothes.
Me “ come come, undress first. U dirty yr set of clothes I don’t have anything for you to wear”
I remove her top and unhook her bra. I unzip her skirt and place the clothes outside.
Jane “ Cold lah….” she complained.
Me “for a while only , i preparing the shower”
Jane “don’t want shower #$%^^….”
All her Four letter words start coming out. I lifted her up and place her inside the hot tub. I on the shower head and check the temperature . it was ok , warm not boiling hot water. I directed the shower head at her and wash her down.
Jane “ u idiot %^$#”
Me “ trust me u feel better”
She remain still and did not move. I stop what i was doing and check on her.
“Towel pls” …. she say softly, almost in a crying tone.
I help her to stand up. Placing her hand on a support. Started to dry her up and bring her outside. Let her seat on the dressing table and on the hair dryer to dry her hair.
Jane “ can already”
I help her to the bed, set the air con temperature and left the room. All the action left me tired. I sat on the sofa and used the wet towel to dry myself up too. There was a constant beep sound coming out from her handbag. Must be sms. I open her handbag. First thing that caught my eye was box of condom. The plastic seal was already remove from the box. I went on to check her HP. It was some spam message coming from a person. 20 over messages from the same number. Must be some guy i guess. The messages still keep coming in. I decided to switch the phone off. Throw it back into her handbag.
By the 3rd day after the advertisement , JAne managed to get another interested couple to come pay the option fee as she started to draft the option of purchase agreement.
The young couple were looking for a unit for investment purposes. They requested nicely through JAne if is possible to have all e furniture be left behind as they want to rent the unit out immediately as soon they got the key.
this make things so much easier for me that I gave them my word on private arrangement we made. After they left the unit, JAne came over and hug me.
Jane " thank you for giving me a chance,"
Me " u are a fast worker ! Once this option fee is cleared by the bank I passed you some cash to cover you "
JAne " u have in mind which law firm to engage !
Me " I do , here is his name card . He knows what to do ."
ThEre was a long period of silence.
JAne " I going clubbing later at MS area , u want to come along? I promise my downline to treat them if I close this case. "
Me " I am kind of tired .
JAne " still early for clubbing anyway , how abt we take a bite ? "
Me " erhhhh"
Looking at my watch to divert the attention.
Jane " oh … U busy ? Is ok next time then .
Me " yeah , I got another appt coming up "
Jane " I understand"
With that she excused herself and head off.