The working life of a limo driver is not as glamorous as many people think. As mentioned before we work long hours, and waiting time is a killer. The actual driving hours per day does not exceed One and a half hours . The waiting time or so call standby time can range from 6 hours and above depending on assignment.
There are times when we get to ferry " Super Star" we could easy clock up to 36 hours without heading back home. Because of the profile of our regular clientele, limo drivers then to be of a more mature age group. Depending on the type of car you are driving, driving experience does come into play. Our actions are constantly being monitor by our bosses, the wAy we speak, the way we carry ourselves … Yes all this minor details are being watched. Most of the time we work solo, it is just you and the client Therefore Honestly is very important , our boss will not question us on what we do on our standby time.
Clients confidentially is very very Important if a limo driver wants to work long in this industry. If you leak out juicy details abt a client, I can guarantee you will be out of job very soon.
Protocol is another area a limo driver needs to be well versed at. Who gets to seat where , with who in the car, which VIP should arrived first and who to leave first. The vehicle is not only a mode of transport, is also " safe house" for the VIP. In times of emergency, we must know the fastest route out and we need to know all departure route out of the country be it land , air or sea. Thankfully in Singapore, we seldom have state of emergency.
Chapter 3
Client : lady v
Car : S500
I woke up at the hotel room with Siti by my side.
It was 9am I check the flight arrival time using my iPhone. No change in timing. I got dress and did the usual , placing breakfast Order for Siti and settling my bill for all my extra expenses .
me : pls give a wake up call at 1030am to this room number and remind her to check out at 12noon.
Yes sir , the front desk staff replied.
I drove e car to my regular car polishing company at ubi.
Me: regular car body shampoo wash, touch up those rims, I want more attention to the interior. Seats clean, leather cream for the seats, air con air to be sterilize , floor mats vacuum and press with not steam.
The shop boss knows my standard. He puts four workers to expedite on the work process.
Time check 1130hrs, just nice I took a slow drive to T3. Arrived at 1150hrs. I called up St Rxxxx to confirm hotel booking. All Is In order . I enter the T3 car park first, knowing there is a grace period . I exit before ten minutes and head straight to the pick up point.
VIP like lady v are season travelers They fly first class and usually carry the bear minimum, usually with one hand carry. They are the first ones out the plane and they will just go straight to the pick point.
I saw her walking towards me, but wait there is another gentleman beside her. I had to make a quick assessment from their body language . Lady V seems to be listening to him and nodding her head in agreement to what he say. I took my chance. Very likely this gentlemen is a " special invited guest" or " investor" I say to myself.
I open the car door for the VIP and greeted him " Good afternoon SIR , welcome to Singapore . "
" HAIk " he said …. Japanese I say in my heart….
I close the door before going over to open the right door for Lady v.
Good afternoon mdm… I say . She didn’t respond at all.
The whole scenario now has changed. The Japanese client is now the VVIP and lady v is the VIP . My judgement was correct.
He spoke good English , very likely to have study overseas.
Lady V: " if everything is going according to plan, we are likely to acquire “YYYYY company” … Our prediction is that their share prices will hit beyond $2.00 once we release our press statement…… She want on and on…..
LAdy v was seating directly behind me. I was observing her even thg I had my sunglasses on. She keeps giving me eye contact. From her body language I understood what she meant.
As a Limo driver , we must leArn to keep our mouth shut and our ears open. We do not start a conversation with the VIP unless is necessary. Religious and politics matter are also a taboo, and should not be brought up at all times.
" take us to " FULL ALREADY TURN " hotel pls " …. Said lady V
Yes Mdm , I replied
I had just passed by Fort Road. I started to keep left and drove at a slower speed as the car make its way up the bridge .
gentleman: " is that ??? "
I look at lady v through the mirror. I got the que for e " go ahead"
Me: " yes sir , you are right ! That is Gardens by e bay . It is one of the latest tourist attraction in Singapore . If your schedule allows, you should pay a visit. You will not be disappointed. You should be able to get more details from the hotel front desk you are staying"
Gentleman: " hmmm very impressive …. As he took out his HP to take a quick snap shot.
I steady speed of the car, and accelerate once he was done.
Mr A turns around and look at us….
A: “Yeah that is what I am talking abt…. Get it there bro”….
I gave him the thumbs up to “thank” him for the treat.
Siti was tearing as she continues to blow me to heaven. I do feel for her. Her husband was in prison and she had to support the family. She too has her sexual needs instead of comforting her and protecting her, he humiliates her.
A: “bro you want to swap ?”
Me: Nah…. “I “prefer” your wife”
Sit looking at me with her big eyes and her makeup is all in ruin. I started stroking her hair gently to comfort her.
I slowly got up on my feet and start to rock her mouth while she is still kneeing down. Tapping her on her arm I slowly withdrew my tool and help her up. I went to the table drawer and took out a rubber. Siti help me with the cap. I bought her to the window letch in room and bend her over. Spreading her legs apart, I enter her from the rear and doggie her ass. Siti cried out loud with pleasures…
S: “yeah abang like that” …. Argh argh…
It was a free show for the neighbors next block to see. Not to mention the “surround sound” coming from the two wild ladies. I couldn’t care less. The alcohol took control of me. Siti was starting to enjoy it too….All her sexual needs pent up and now she is releasing it.
Mr A : “ U like that ass don’t you, ram it hard man !” “ she likes it hard” echo Mr A
Siti notices I am losing momentum. she turn around . She gave me a light push to the window letch. It was my turn to receive I guess. She spread my legs apart and starting to rim me at my butt hole and continue with a hand job. The feeling was sensational. I turn around to look at Mr A. He was in 69 position having his butt rim too and fingering Eliza nest.
Eliza : Arhgggggg …I cumming….. she shouted…
Water was coming out of her nest as MR A continues to finger her….. Eliza was a squirter as she continues to wet my bed sheet.
Siti feeling my pulse rate on tool could sense that I was abt to cum too. She change her position and place her mouth underneath my tool. I could feel her warm moist mouth. I did not resist further and started to pump her mouth hard. My hot soldiers shot right her mouth as she continues to suck me dry.
I compose myself and got dress.
MR A: Let’s go to the kitchen for a beer and let the ladies rest.
I pass Mr A a can of beer while I had another one too.
We sat in the kitchen and suddenly Mr A ask.
Mr A : U enjoyed yourself ?
I just lift the can up and to cheers with him….
Mr A: You wan Eliza too ? ..he continue…
I gave him the blur look
Mr A : Choose one bro for the nite, Eliza or Siti… or you want both.
Disgusted!! That was what I was feeling there and then. I knew where he is coming from.
Me: Siti ..i say.
Mr A: great! Damage is $200 dollars.
I knew this was coming. I did not argue with him. After taking the money, he and Eliza left the house.
I went over to Siti to comfort her. She was composed now and lead me to the shower to clean me up.
I came out and look at the wet bed sheets. I remove them and threw them away.
Me: Siti get changed , we are heading out. .. I say.
I start the car and head straight to MBS. I ask the valet personal to park the car and head straight up to the room with Siti.
Lady V keeps bowing her upper body towards the Japanese client as the client walks into the hotel lobby
She opens the door and sat at the other side of the car this time.
V: hello Charles , how are you ? … She ask.
Straight away I change my mode…. To a more casual mood.
Me: I am very good , are we heading to St Rxxxx.
V: yes , but let’s have lunch together . I eat a lot I when I am stress.
Me: what would you Like ?
V: I would like to try some hawker food. Any good ones ?
Me : alright. Leave it to me…
Headed straight to tg halt hawker centre. I parked the car at the open air car park.
Me: wait inside the car, I will buy the food and come back.
After ten minutes I came back to the car. I drove to a quiet spot nearby. I push both the front seats forward to allow more room space for the rear.
V: hey we can just eat at the hawker centre….
I gave her the look And make my way to the back seat with her.
me: u sure? There is no air con. It warm and stuffy . You clothes will stink after that. They are ppl standing next to yr table wanting to take over your seat. U really want that?
V: hahaha , Charles u know me that well Har?
I pushed up the back seat armrest and place newspaper on the seat.
Me: come try some of these…..as I took the chopsticks and place it right into her mouth.
V: this is so yummy…. Yeah this fried noddles is famous down here.
We finished up the food and catch up for awhile before driving off.
" hey Charles that is your block right ?" …. Lady v pointed
Yup… I said.
v: " it looks very run down"…….. “why don’t you come stay At my place. I got a vacant 2bedroom apartment off River Valley. It’s under my name And is fully paid for.”
I tap the brakes lightly… and the car jerk.
V : Charles, Opportunity like this don’t come often….
Me : let me think abt it ok ?
V: sure.
Experiences tells me if someone is sincere about something, they usually will repeat it again to you. This is my way of testing it out, without being rude and reject the offer straight away.
V: by the way the Japanese client will be heading out tonight, you help me entertain him alright. I got to rush through the proposal before the dateline. Here this should be enough to cover tonight expenses. … She places a thick envelope on the front seat arm rest.
The car reaches the hotel driveway and she walks in straight away. I drove slowly back home… " opportunity like this don’t come often" …..hmmm I am very sure there is a hidden meaning behind it….
The working life of a limo driver is not as glamorous as many people think. As mentioned before we work long hours, and waiting time is a killer. The actual driving hours per day does not exceed One and a half hours . The waiting time or so call standby time can range from 6 hours and above depending on assignment.
There are times when we get to ferry " Super Star" we could easy clock up to 36 hours without heading back home. Because of the profile of our regular clientele, limo drivers then to be of a more mature age group. Depending on the type of car you are driving, driving experience does come into play. Our actions are constantly being monitor by our bosses, the wAy we speak, the way we carry ourselves … Yes all this minor details are being watched. Most of the time we work solo, it is just you and the client Therefore Honestly is very important , our boss will not question us on what we do on our standby time.
Clients confidentially is very very Important if a limo driver wants to work long in this industry. If you leak out juicy details abt a client, I can guarantee you will be out of job very soon.
Protocol is another area a limo driver needs to be well versed at. Who gets to seat where , with who in the car, which VIP should arrived first and who to leave first. The vehicle is not only a mode of transport, is also " safe house" for the VIP. In times of emergency, we must know the fastest route out and we need to know all departure route out of the country be it land , air or sea. Thankfully in Singapore, we seldom have state of emergency.
" opportunity like this don’t come often " ….
These words keep repeating in my mind.
I grab a can of beer and head to my sofa …. Trying my best to put the chain of thoughts together.
I felt asleep and was waken by the sound of my doorbell.
It was Siti .
S : " here you go I got you a new bed sheet" …. She step in and went straight to put on the sheets.
Me: thanks Siti.
S: abang you look very tired … You should not work so hard… You should used your money to work for you like ….buy insurance or buy shares.
Me : That’s it I say out loud.
I went up to Siti and kiss her on her cheeks . Siti was stunt.
I took my HP and call my friend.
Me : hello Suresh , is me charles can you spare me 30 mins of your time ? Great lets meet at old marina sq car park. See you then.
Me: sorry Siti I need to head out to meet a friend.
S: ok…. And she took her leave.
I saw a car coming and highbeam the on coming car. The car highbeam backed.
Suresh open the door and sat down on the front seat.
Me: how’s it going ?
S: not too bad. So what’s it you want to ask me?
Me: bro I need you to check on this YYYY company shares for me.
S: bro thAts is a lousy share to trade lah ….is going at….. Only 50cents plus … As he stare into his iPhone.
Me: is going up. That share will trade above the 2 Dollar mark.
S: no way lah… 2 dollArs … Ok ok how lot u want ? One lot two lots ?
Me : I don’t know what lot, I only know pArking lot . I want to pump in 50 thousand dollars.
S: don’t be crazy bro. That is MADNess . That company is going to collapse any time.
Me: suresh listen to me I am very sure. This company is going to be bought over by another company soon if don’t act we will miss the boat ! If you don’t help me out I can always find another broker.
S: hmm… Let me think abt it and make some calls…
Me: bro ..keep it low key.
Suresh head out of the car Light up a cigarette and was on his HP.
After ten minutes suresh came in.
S: ok bro .. Let’s do it .
Me: yeah… I am counting you in Suresh……Opportunity like this don’t come often…. I say out loud.
Chapter 3
Client : lady v
Car : S500
I woke up at the hotel room with Siti by my side.
It was 9am I check the flight arrival time using my iPhone. No change in timing. I got dress and did the usual , placing breakfast Order for Siti and settling my bill for all my extra expenses .
me : pls give a wake up call at 1030am to this room number and remind her to check out at 12noon.
Yes sir , the front desk staff replied.
I drove e car to my regular car polishing company at ubi.
Me: regular car body shampoo wash, touch up those rims, I want more attention to the interior. Seats clean, leather cream for the seats, air con air to be sterilize , floor mats vacuum and press with not steam.
The shop boss knows my standard. He puts four workers to expedite on the work process.
Time check 1130hrs, just nice I took a slow drive to T3. Arrived at 1150hrs. I called up St Rxxxx to confirm hotel booking. All Is In order . I enter the T3 car park first, knowing there is a grace period . I exit before ten minutes and head straight to the pick up point.
VIP like lady v are season travelers They fly first class and usually carry the bear minimum, usually with one hand carry. They are the first ones out the plane and they will just go straight to the pick point.
I saw her walking towards me, but wait there is another gentleman beside her. I had to make a quick assessment from their body language . Lady V seems to be listening to him and nodding her head in agreement to what he say. I took my chance. Very likely this gentlemen is a " special invited guest" or " investor" I say to myself.
I open the car door for the VIP and greeted him " Good afternoon SIR , welcome to Singapore . "
" HAIk " he said …. Japanese I say in my heart….
I close the door before going over to open the right door for Lady v.
Good afternoon mdm… I say . She didn’t respond at all.
The whole scenario now has changed. The Japanese client is now the VVIP and lady v is the VIP . My judgement was correct.
He spoke good English , very likely to have study overseas.
Lady V: " if everything is going according to plan, we are likely to acquire “YYYYY company” … Our prediction is that their share prices will hit beyond $2.00 once we release our press statement…… She want on and on…..
LAdy v was seating directly behind me. I was observing her even thg I had my sunglasses on. She keeps giving me eye contact. From her body language I understood what she meant.
As a Limo driver , we must leArn to keep our mouth shut and our ears open. We do not start a conversation with the VIP unless is necessary. Religious and politics matter are also a taboo, and should not be brought up at all times.
" take us to " FULL ALREADY TURN " hotel pls " …. Said lady V
Yes Mdm , I replied
I had just passed by Fort Road. I started to keep left and drove at a slower speed as the car make its way up the bridge .
gentleman: " is that ??? "
I look at lady v through the mirror. I got the que for e " go ahead"
Me: " yes sir , you are right ! That is Gardens by e bay . It is one of the latest tourist attraction in Singapore . If your schedule allows, you should pay a visit. You will not be disappointed. You should be able to get more details from the hotel front desk you are staying"
Gentleman: " hmmm very impressive …. As he took out his HP to take a quick snap shot.
I steady speed of the car, and accelerate once he was done.
Lady V keeps bowing her upper body towards the Japanese client as the client walks into the hotel lobby
She opens the door and sat at the other side of the car this time.
V: hello Charles , how are you ? … She ask.
Straight away I change my mode…. To a more casual mood.
Me: I am very good , are we heading to St Rxxxx.
V: yes , but let’s have lunch together . I eat a lot I when I am stress.
Me: what would you Like ?
V: I would like to try some hawker food. Any good ones ?
Me : alright. Leave it to me…
Headed straight to tg halt hawker centre. I parked the car at the open air car park.
Me: wait inside the car, I will buy the food and come back.
After ten minutes I came back to the car. I drove to a quiet spot nearby. I push both the front seats forward to allow more room space for the rear.
V: hey we can just eat at the hawker centre….
I gave her the look And make my way to the back seat with her.
me: u sure? There is no air con. It warm and stuffy . You clothes will stink after that. They are ppl standing next to yr table wanting to take over your seat. U really want that?
V: hahaha , Charles u know me that well Har?
I pushed up the back seat armrest and place newspaper on the seat.
Me: come try some of these…..as I took the chopsticks and place it right into her mouth.
V: this is so yummy…. Yeah this fried noddles is famous down here.
We finished up the food and catch up for awhile before driving off.
" hey Charles that is your block right ?" …. Lady v pointed
Yup… I said.
v: " it looks very run down"…….. “why don’t you come stay At my place. I got a vacant 2bedroom apartment off River Valley. It’s under my name And is fully paid for.”
I tap the brakes lightly… and the car jerk.
V : Charles, Opportunity like this don’t come often….
Me : let me think abt it ok ?
V: sure.
Experiences tells me if someone is sincere about something, they usually will repeat it again to you. This is my way of testing it out, without being rude and reject the offer straight away.
V: by the way the Japanese client will be heading out tonight, you help me entertain him alright. I got to rush through the proposal before the dateline. Here this should be enough to cover tonight expenses. … She places a thick envelope on the front seat arm rest.
The car reaches the hotel driveway and she walks in straight away. I drove slowly back home… " opportunity like this don’t come often" …..hmmm I am very sure there is a hidden meaning behind it….
" opportunity like this don’t come often " ….
These words keep repeating in my mind.
I grab a can of beer and head to my sofa …. Trying my best to put the chain of thoughts together.
I felt asleep and was waken by the sound of my doorbell.
It was Siti .
S : " here you go I got you a new bed sheet" …. She step in and went straight to put on the sheets.
Me: thanks Siti.
S: abang you look very tired … You should not work so hard… You should used your money to work for you like ….buy insurance or buy shares.
Me : That’s it I say out loud.
I went up to Siti and kiss her on her cheeks . Siti was stunt.
I took my HP and call my friend.
Me : hello Suresh , is me charles can you spare me 30 mins of your time ? Great lets meet at old marina sq car park. See you then.
Me: sorry Siti I need to head out to meet a friend.
S: ok…. And she took her leave.
I saw a car coming and highbeam the on coming car. The car highbeam backed.
Suresh open the door and sat down on the front seat.
Me: how’s it going ?
S: not too bad. So what’s it you want to ask me?
Me: bro I need you to check on this YYYY company shares for me.
S: bro thAts is a lousy share to trade lah ….is going at….. Only 50cents plus … As he stare into his iPhone.
Me: is going up. That share will trade above the 2 Dollar mark.
S: no way lah… 2 dollArs … Ok ok how lot u want ? One lot two lots ?
Me : I don’t know what lot, I only know pArking lot . I want to pump in 50 thousand dollars.
S: don’t be crazy bro. That is MADNess . That company is going to collapse any time.
Me: suresh listen to me I am very sure. This company is going to be bought over by another company soon if don’t act we will miss the boat ! If you don’t help me out I can always find another broker.
S: hmm… Let me think abt it and make some calls…
Me: bro ..keep it low key.
Suresh head out of the car Light up a cigarette and was on his HP.
After ten minutes suresh came in.
S: ok bro .. Let’s do it .
Me: yeah… I am counting you in Suresh……Opportunity like this don’t come often…. I say out loud.
My phone was connected to Bluetooth hands free set and I did not see whos
calling me.
“Hello… I answered.
Hi… A female voice replied.
" yes”… I continued.
She immediately cut off the call.
Hmm… It doesn’t sound like Siti or Lady V.
I look at my caller ID .
It was Evonne.
" hey sorry … my handsfree set isn’t working properly" … I came up with an excuse.
" is ok charles …. She sound more relax. " I going to the airport , do you ….
" I can be there at 7pm is it ok " ….I cut her off.
" GREAT " …. Her voice gave it away, I could sense her excitement.
I had just passed by Queensway shopping centre when I got a SMS
Evonne : " pls come up first #3x-123 , I am not ready. "
Haiz LATE again… I fuss.
Hello uncle how you ? Is been a long time ! I exchanged greeting as Evonne dad open e door.
My son , nice to see you again…. He went on..
Out came Evonne in her home clothing..
" Erh …how come you are not in uniform.? "
Evonne : is my dad birthday I wanted to give him surprise by cooking dinner?
Dad: huh ? My birthday ??? I thg is was ….
Evonne stare hard at her dAd .
Dad: oh yah, getting old lah Charles can’t remember details, speaking of that I forgot I got a " OVERNIGHT" fishing trip with my pals….. This time it was his turn to look back at Evonne as he took his rod and head out.
Have a great evening young ones ,… He smile and shut the main door.
I looked at the tAble setting . It was set up nicely. Candle light , nice table cloth, napkins , my favorite wine. …..
Hmm… Ok chef what is on the menu? …. I asked.
" stop teasing me, you know I can’t cook that is why I cAll you." Evonne replied.
" whoa I really like your definition of cooking… You stand there and look good while I do the cooking.
With her dAd out of the way. She became bold. She came over and kiss me on my lips
“Thank you chef”
" by the way I may need to work from 10pm onwards, let’s get started we may not have much time left.
Ok … she gave disappointed look.
Started to take off my long sleeve shirt….
" whoooo " naked shirt huh ….! I like .
Nonsense la, give me the apron … I said.
5 months working as a kitchen helper after my O levels exam. This skill has come in handy many times.