post hanged…..
continued on…..
me : good good. you can aikido chuan. chuan can karate you. haha.
then i summon my courage and grab 雪 hand and pull her along with me. in the direction of the traffic light junction.
it was epic fail. the “holding hands” is like a handshake. ( i was 19. very newbie ). but i refuse to let go. i carry on all the way until the door of the restaurant…
although it was airconditioned, i was sweating. too kan cheong already. butterflies in the stomach.
雪 pull off her hand. it was only then i realise my hands are sweating too.i thought to myself; alamak epic fail number two liao.
out of a sudden, i felt something cold on my forehead. 雪 face was very near to me. it is the first time i seen her up close. and so clear. ( just now no wear specs mah ). it was as if i was given a series of stone cold stunners by the texas rattle snake. me head is spinning. my eyes were out of focus. the sorrunding noise is a blur. 雪 was wiping off my sweat with a cold tissue…
swee is the first word. swee is also the last. my mind can only think of the word “swee”…
her looks is not exactly super model but she emits the radiance of a young and carefree elf. she would look like an elf too if her ears are pointy. a casual fringe rested across her face. i raised my hand to brush off her fringe, still in a dream like state. when…..
雪，i know you two in love. but we need to eat. can we go in first.
my heart and mind woke up as if someone dunk my head into cold water.
GU NIANG YOU…. ASHLEY YOU WAIT…
dinner was uneventful. althought strange looks were throw at me from the rest of the group which i shrug off. the only significant thing that i remember was the first course. a plate of bread. mind you. the only western food that i eat is hawker centre western food. so this plate of bread is simply not my friend. and i am not the plate of bread friend either. 雪 saw that i am not comfortable, she took one piece of bread and pour some oil on it ans pass to me. ( ok lah… i swa ku. can?? )
more strange looks were throw at me. can feel the balukus sprouting out of my forehead. nnb gu niang. something strange is going on…..
main course is roast chicken. manage to impress all of them with my superb deboning skill. i also gentlemanly debone 雪 chicken before debone mine. 雪 did not feed me though…
dessert time. after the initial round of fire of asking my name, the rest of the question come fast and furious. i begin to feel that i was interogated for the CEO position of a MNC. they serm to be very interested to find out what was my relationship with 雪， how long we are together, what level are we now…. etc.
a simple answer of " you want me to demostrate infront of all of you ah" shut them up and set some of the girls giggling.
after the dinner, i told them that 雪 and me going to cathy to walk abit. initially judo girl and cuan follow us. after some sarcastic comments about the evils of double dating, i route them to takashimaya area which is somewhat opposite of our location.
雪 and me walked to cathay macdonalds and miraculously manage to find a seat outside. ( old timers will surely remember this place. (wink)
me : so how? my skill can or not?
i drinking from a single cup of strawberry milkshake. ( ..|.. to those who say guys cannot drink strawberry )
雪 : ok lah.
i just grab 雪 hand and hold it properly. purposely unlocking her fingers and then interlock with mine.
me : but i think your friends got suspect me….
雪 : why leh…
me : you never feed me mah. not loving to me.
雪 ： ehhh
me : so not my fault ah … if they find out….
雪 ：( silent )
me : actually just now if we hold hand like this. and you sit like this ( slid my left arm over her waist ) they sure believe.
雪 ： don’t like this. here got alot of people….
me : u ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend one. i just analysing the situation to you.
by now i can smell a very nice flower smell from her hair. til now i don’t know what smell is that….
me : your hair smell very nice. what is it?
雪 ： its shampoo
me : next three date can i hold you like this or not? i don’t know why but i like this smell very much
雪 ： ok ( in a small voice )
as i begin to take in the second whiff of her hair, was interupted by a voice :
judogirl : 雪琴， i found you already. lets go. i want to go home!
i was like. WTF!!!
to be continue….
Bro TS, kudos to your writing style, very enjoyable read, lol. Thanks n cheers, ………………..
i can only see helplessly 雪 left my side. the feeling was that you waited two hours at a two star michelin restaurant and the steak has arrive. one minute later the waiter take away the steak, telling you ranjiao excuse that the steak is contaminated with 三鹿 milk powder and you cannot eat it.
helplessness quickly turn to tu lan. tu lan turn into anger when i see ah chuan face.
i swear to the strawberry miljshake that i will pay judo girl pay!!!
chuan : sorry leh. she all of a sudden get angry with me. want to go home.
me: what happen? you hold her hand?
chuan : no leh
me : you squeeze her neh neh ??
chuan : no leh. i where got so daring.
me : then what happen?
by now, anger is cooling down. ran jiao also cooling down. i let out a loud sigh and continue ti drink my milkshake
chuan : i told her i virgin only
( i choke on my milkshake )
me : you ranjiao lang. where got people ask this question one!!! no wonder she angry lah!!!
chuan : she not angry at this leh.
me : then what she angry at? angry at you ask her if she virgin or not ah? hahaha gu niang you. hahah….
chuan : how you know i ask her
the last HA stuck at my throat…..
to be continued
later that night, IRC chat with 雪
me : why you left so early? break promise ah? ( 扮猪吃老虎，also to test market about chuan )
雪 ： no lah. had to accompany ashley home
me : she cannot go home herself meh. she aikido girl leh
雪 : not really. i don’t know how to say
me : chuan act like a moron and embarass her? chuan dig his noseand make the wierd sound? chuan ask her to pay for drinks because he stingy?
雪 ： no
me : i know liao….
雪 : her period suddenly come
雪 no lah!!
me : okok. i know liao. her period suddenly come and she shy to tell chuan. then chuan dig his nose and make the wierd sound and this make her period want to come more.
雪 ： where got such thing one? you really….
me : then what? chuan want to molest her
雪： no lah
me : ermmm chuan no molest her that why she angry
雪 : really not like this lah
me : ok. only left one reason. i can only theory that chuan ask her to go steady. but she got period, so abit moody lah. so she want to avoid the question. but when she thinking how to avoid the question. her period suddenly come. she would have stay on but she never bring the pad. as chuan is not officially her bf. she shy to ask chuan to go and buy. so after left with no option. she come to look for you to accompany her home. actually you also never bring. because you bring then she will stay with chuan. i rest my case your honour.
雪 : you really funny leh. heeheehee. all your reason are wrong.
me : then i don’t know liao
to be continued
me : then what happen? i run out of ideas
雪 : promise me that you keep this a secret
me : so serious meh. ok ok. secret secret. but you also keep our dating arrangement secret ok? alot of people now think that you my girlfriend already.
雪 : ok. the reason why ashley angry is that your good friend chuan, ask her if she s virgin or not.
me : chey!!! that one is his running joke lah. chuan will ask everyone if they are virgin or not. after that he will say his pencils are virgin lah. belt virgin lah. sort of a weak joke. 冷笑话
雪 : are you serious?
me : serious lah.i thought chuan hold her hands or what. that why judo girl angry.
雪 : ohh… i better explain to ashley.
me : i hold your hand. you angry or not?
xue : errrr ok lah
me : hold waist. angry or not?
雪 : ok. but i ticklish. when i say stop. you stop ok?
me : smell your hair. angry or not?
雪 : no lah.
me : next saturday we go marina to see movie. first date ok or not? after that i want go suntec to see something.
雪 : i need to go home early.
me : can. i also want to go home early. so hold hand, touch waist, smell hair all ok ah? better ask first. scared you angry mah. hehehe
雪 ：not angry lah. but don’t let my relatives see.
me : hmmmm. ok i know what to do.
the rest of the conversation is mushy mushy, leading to the date.
to be continued.
i was waiting at the cinema at marina. i had arrive early to book the tickets. as i walk around the vicinity drinking my strawberry milkshake. i thought to myself…. wahhh sibei lucky leh. this type of girl i also sian tio. i finish my milkshake with a big grin on my face.
“wahhhh someone very happy hor. smile so big. " i heard a voice from my back.
me : yeah loh. see movie with pretty girl mah.
雪 fold her arms over my left biceps and move them over to her chest area. ermmm felt something soft and warm…..
me : why so affectionate today? want to really be my gf ah?
雪 : no lah. trying to compensate you. at the end of our date, i need to tell you something
me : must be something no good…
雪 : depend how you look at it.
she draw me closer to me and i could “feel” her cheat with my biceps. mind starting to cannot concentrate. o_O
as we watch the movie. we are stuck in the same position. her arms fold over my biceps to her chest area. i started to sneak my right hand to grope her. when i almost touch the underwire of the bra, she turn her head to me, her face frown and display a cute yet annoyed look. " oi 不要太过分hor”
me : you say compensate me one mah
雪 ： not like this loh. u still continue then i pinch you already
me : pinch loh
this begins the tug of war. i trying to grope her. but not successful most of the time. even when i successful, can only feel abit. and she pinch me all the way through out the movie. i think my hand and forearm all cover with blue black….
after the movie ends, we slowly walk out of the movie theatre.
雪 ： lets go to someplace quiet. i need to talk to you about sonething.
to be continued
this story is not about hardcore action, just to relive my poly memory. tecnically speaking. at its best. it is a soft porn story.
even then. not much piak piak action too….
really want to continue writing??
i bring her to those “external” staircases of marina. back in those days. those staircases are very popular lover haunts. each couple would occupy one floor. sometimes is difficult even to “book” a floor there. it is common to walk pass a couple sitting on each floor. if the floors above are empty, they will tell you, so that you will not waste your time walking up. any bros have experience this before??
雪 : so embarassing. walk past two couples already. only you can think of such a place.
me : actually chuan tell me one. or else how i know
雪： yeah yeah. everything push to him. (giggle)
i start the “tug of war” again. she start pinching me.
me : eh. serious my right hand all blue black liao. can we change posistion or not?
雪 : wait. i really got something to tell you.
me : wait ah…
i hold her waist and move her to my front. my cock press against her ass. both arms across her waist.
as my hands slowly begin to go up, brushing against the underwire of her bra.
she pinch me with both hands.
me : 我的小姐, pinch left arm only can or not? my right arm all blue black liao.
雪 ： not here. later someone come up how??
me : they come up. will go to fourth floor one. no time to look at us.
she pinch my left arm very hard while my right hand cupped her bra.
雪 ： dont like this leh.
me : i thought you got something to say to me?
雪 : can let go first. i scared people see!
me : you promise one leh.
雪 ： not until like this. ok promise me that you will say yes to the request i going to say later.
let go!!!
me : ok. i promise. but i want to be like this. and no more pinching. really pain.
雪 : 你很色 leh!!!
me : just like this. no more funny stuff.
雪 ： only today ok!
me : ok ok.
she unlock my hands and turn around to face me.
雪 ： i want you to be ashley boyfriend
WHAT!!!
my whole mind went blank. here i am in a “lover position” with her and THIS comes up?
WTF man!
to be continued…
i suddenly wake up my idea… hmmm this must be a test….
me : cannot. i have you already.
雪 : oi…. we agree on three dates only…
me : rea ( squeeze butt ) ly ( squeeze butt ) ah? ( squeeze butt )
i kena the most painful pinch on my tummy. swear to god!
雪 ：really. if you still dont behave yourself. you will get it from me.
me : okok. ( at this time i totally let go of her )
雪 ：why you never ask me why?
me : ok tell me why
雪 ： i can see that ashley pay attention to you. she NEVER pay attention to the guys in school.
me : then i take both of you loh. ( still joking around )
雪 : u wish! i already talk to ashley already. she agreed. i told her i giving you to her.
me : u think i hello kitty soft toy ah? can like that give one
雪 ： after my year one. i going to canada to study. i plan for it since sec four.
me : you serious ah?
雪 ： yes. dead serious. i told ashley that i went out with you. and you are very nice to me. and i feel guilty leaving you for my studies. so i give you to her.
me : you really serious ah?
雪 ：yes…. when ashley did not object. i know she like you already. but she do not know how to express herself well. so you better take care of her ok?
me : i not going out with a tomboy. no no no
雪 : ashley not a tomboy. its just that she dont have boyfriend before.ok, how you want her to dress up?
me : dress up like you loh. haha
雪 : don’t like that lah. she dress up will be very pretty one.
me : pretty also no use. later i touch her. she pinch me like you. somemore she use aikido one. confirm pinch harder. i don’ want.
雪 : don’t so 色 can or not.
me : cannot. you make me so 色 one. ( kena another pinch
)
雪 : ok lah. i talk to ashley.
we walk back to city hall mrt holding hands. when we reach the underground and before her trains come. she hold my arms with her hands, close to her chest and whisper " remember… don’t tell what we did to ashley, ok?
don’t tell this to your next girlfriends too. this is our memory. "
end of post. i still remember this scene. haizzzzz
always feel abit emo when i think of this. if only she never go to canada…
up to this day, no girl had ever hold my arms like her. i still remember the smell of her hair but i cannot find that shampoo she said.
haizzzzzz