The rest of the weekend passed like normal and I spent most of my free time writing someone else’s story based on whatever information she provided. Of course I added in a little spice here and there just to make things interesting. After all, the final product would be edited by her anyway.
Again, Rebecca never really bothered me during the week while at work. It was as though she already intended to use the cheat code of asking Jasmine to let her have me on Friday nights.
Kate, on the other hand, acted like everything was normal, even though she had come so close, mere millimetres from losing her heterosexual virginity to me. And as with the previous time when she sort of had a straight experience, she was slowly becoming more feminine, her hair was much longer now, and she started wearing more dresses and skirts instead of pants.
Writing for June was slightly tough, but it was a breath of fresh air as I really had nothing much to write about in my own life. Every week was the same. Work on weekdays, Nat first on Friday nights, followed by whoever had asked Jasmine for my time, or whoever Jasmine decided to invite over. It always ended with Jasmine and I having sex, so part of me felt maybe it wasn’t that bad after all. Or it could all be a ruse and Jasmine was merely using sex with her to prolong whatever game she was playing right now.
I never bothered to ask her about the outcome of the divorce proceedings, nor did she indicate that she wanted to tell me anyway. Even if we did get married eventually, it was probably going to be something that would happen way ahead in the future.
The weekend came and went, and everything was really the same.
The end of the next week saw me at Nat’s place as usual, with her just using me for her pleasure. It had gone on for so long that I was totally fine with it.
I headed back home after the deed was done wondering who would be in the house this time.
It was kind of surprising to enter an empty house though. Jasmine was not home. Or at least she didn’t seem to be home. I checked my phone in case I missed out a text from her but there was none.
I kept my stuff and went to take a shower.
Midway through, the bathroom door suddenly opened.
Me: Alicia???
A: Hi. Surprised?
She still looked the same, but she had lost a considerable amount of weight, probably due to her hectic schedule of volunteering wherever she was.
She stripped and stepped into the shower with me. My cock started to twitch even without any physical stimulation. I ran my hands down her shoulders, down her sides.
A: At least my boobs are still here.
I cupped them gently. They were slightly smaller, probably a C cup now, down from the previous D.
She hugged me tightly.
A: I’ve missed you a lot.
Me: Somehow I can tell.
A: I heard so much about the things you’ve done when I was gone.
Me: Erm.
A: It’s really interesting.
Me: Jasmine told you?
A: Of course. We’re like sisters.
Me: Have you gone back to see your mom yet?
A: Nope. I came straight here. Glad to see that you guys really do clean up my room, even though it’s been used like some brothel.
Me: Funny.
A: Are you happy to see me? I can tell he is.
My cock was pressed against her stomach.
Me: I’m glad you’re back.
A: That’s it? You don’t miss me at all?
Me: Well…
A: It’s ok. I know you. You don’t have to say anything.
Me: Jasmine know you’re back?
A: Yup. Told her I’d be early. Was supposed to be back in December, but I cleared my outstanding issues in Thailand already.
Me: Are you going to continue studying?
A: Ah. That’s a good question.
I grabbed the shower gel and started soaping her, she shuddered a little.
A: Careful. Don’t turn me on. I might rape you.
I soaped her gently.
Me: You didn’t meet any guys overseas?
A: Of course not! Where do I find the time?
Me: I see.
A: Felicia came over for about a week though. We had fun.
Me: Right. You know she left the group right? When you left.
A: Yeah. She didn’t have much going on for her once I was gone. She didn’t want to come between you and Jas.
Me: Well, the others didn’t really care.
A: Anyway Jas went to fetch Felicia. We’re all catching up tonight.
Me: Ah. No wonder she isn’t home.
A: We all know your Friday schedule. There’s at least an hour or so for us to plan something before you’re back.
Just as I turned off the water and started to dry myself, I heard the main door open.
A: That must be them.
She quickly dried herself and got dressed, practically running out to greet them.
I got dressed too and found Alicia, Jasmine, Felicia, Shirlyn and Kate in the living room.
Me: Oh wow. Everyone is here.
J: Surprise!
Me: Surprise?
J: Surprise welcome home party for Alicia?
Me: Oh.
A: How is it a surprise when you already knew I was coming back?
J: Good point.
A: Where’s the food?
J: Ah. Strange. I ordered pizza, it should have already arrived. Let me check.
The doorbell rang and Kate went to open it.
C: Hello!
Crystal appeared with some snacks and drinks. She went straight to Alicia and gave her a hug.
C: I’m Crystal! Heard so much about you.
Kate held the door open in case anyone else was on the way.
C: Jason’s not here. You know where he is.
Me: Nat’s?
C: Yup. He’ll drop by later.
Felicia seemed a little uncomfortable.
C: Ah ha! You must be Felicia.
F: Erm yes?
C: Just saying hi.
Crystal hugged her too.
C: I know you’re my husband’s other FWB.
F: Er.
J: Actually everyone suspected la.
F: Damn.
C: It’s ok. Just be open about it. My stupid husband always likes to hide things from me.
F: Sorry.
C: It’s not your fault. We can still be friends.
The pizza soon arrived and we gathered around the dining table. Wine and soju flowed freely.
Alicia looked really happy to be back, surrounded by friends and making new ones.
I just sat in my corner just observing them when my phone buzzed.
Ann had finally replied after so long.
Ann: Hey! Long time no hear! I’ve been well. You?
Me: I’m good. I guess.
Ann: We should catch up soon.
Me: Yeah. That’d be nice.
Ann: Arrange something then. But let me know in advance, I’m really busy these days.
I wondered if I should bring Alicia along when I caught up with Ann. Perhaps I should ask her later.
Jason, Darren and Nat joined in slightly later on with more alcohol. I could sense the awkwardness of Jason when he saw Crystal and Felicia sitting next to each other chatting, and Nat going over to join them. No doubt he felt that they were probably gossiping about him.
Past midnight the party started winding down and I helped to clear up the trash as the guests left. Alicia probably drank too much and went to shower first.
I was washing cups at the kitchen sink when she came up behind me and hugged me.
A: Can I sleep with you tonight?
Me: Sure. Ask Jasmine?
Jasmine appeared behind us and hugged Alicia from behind too, sandwiching her.
J: Sure! Or do you want to sleep with both of us?
A: No. Just Mark.
J: Oh ok.
I finished washing everything and headed to shower. Jasmine went to bed first so I entered Alicia’s room. She was already under the quilt.
I slid in and immediately bumped into her naked boob.
Me: Oh. Naked cuddles.
A: I haven’t had that for so long.
I shrugged and removed my shorts. Alicia rolled over to be the small spoon.
A: If you decide to penetrate me, please make me wet first.
Me: Nah. I won’t.
A: I don’t mind you know.
Me: I know.
She turned her head to kiss me. I kissed her back tenderly.
A: Good night Mark.
Me: Good night Alicia.
As expected, Alicia spent nearly the entire night fondling my junk, making me hard, then letting me get soft, before making me hard again. Rubbing it against her pussy, her clit, moaning softly but never actually putting it in.
By the time we actually fell asleep, I was sure her entire outer lips and inner thighs were probably coated by my precum.
I awoke the next morning with a dead arm as she had slept on it, and a slightly crusty dickhead from all the dried juices that were released during the night.
I slowly slid myself out from under her, trying my best not to wake her up but I failed miserably. She rolled over and looked at me with sleepy eyes.
A: Hey.
Me: Hey.
A: I’m surprised you didn’t fuck me. Too many girls already?
Me: Nah. It’s not that.
A: You’re still my first choice you know?
Me: I know.
A: Even though I was never your first choice.
Me: Don’t make it sound so sad.
A: It’s true. You were mom’s. You just let me do whatever I wanted. Then you fell for Jasmine. And yet you still let me do whatever I wanted. Then Shirlyn came along…
Me: Well…
A: Then now you have Nat, Chrystal, Rebecca, Kate, June…
Me: Just how much did Jasmine tell you?
A: Everything.
Me: Are you upset?
A: Hardly. You still let me do whatever I want. But I’m getting jealous. Haha.
Me: So… I shouldn’t have slept naked with you?
A: Of course you should have! Why deny me that too? Do you have any idea how lonely I was when I was in Thailand?
Me: Not really.
A: I humped my bolster imagining it was you. Haha.
Me: Right…
A: Of course I missed Darren’s cock… Felicia’s tongue and fingers… and I heard Kate’s pretty good as well.
Me: Erm.
A: Just kidding. I’m just glad to be back.
Me: I didn’t sleep with Kate or June.
A: I know. I’m just teasing you.
Me: Right. Anyway… I wanna ask if you are keen on going with me to meet your mom.
A: Hahahahaha. No. She’s gonna kill me. I dropped out of school.
Me: Oh please. She doesn’t care about that.
A: Nah. I feel like her biggest disappointment.
Me: You aren’t. But I guess you don’t wanna come?
A: You didn’t make me.
Me: Huh?
A: Come. Hahahahahaha.
Me: Very funny.
A: Ok. I guess I’ll pop by to say hi.
Me: I’ll have to arrange with her.
A: She’s that busy huh?
Me: Well, you know your mom.
A: Yeah.
Me: Can always say hi to your bro and sis.
A: Amanda’s moved out. Staying with her fiance.
Me: Alan?
A: Haha. How is it I’m so far away and I actually keep up with what’s happening?
Me: Erm.
A: You’ve been too busy fucking every girl who throws themselves at you.
Me: That’s not entirely inaccurate.
A: Well, mom sold her controlling interest in the dealership.
Me: Oh? Jason just bought a car a couple of months ago.
A: Before September?
Me: Somewhere around there.
A: Sounds about right. They were selling off whatever they could.
Me: Oh right. No wonder that car was so cheap.
A: Surprised Alan didn’t tell you anything. You could have upgraded to a better car.
Me: Ah. He really didn’t tell me anything. Even when I asked about leasing. He just said they don’t do that any more.
A: Well, he should be concentrating on school.
Me: Shouldn’t he have graduated already?
A: Think he took a gap year or something.
Me: Like what you’re doing now? Is that even possible for those on an army scholarship?
A: I’m dropped out. It’s different. And why not? He just takes longer time to graduate.
Me: Oh yeah. I guess that’s right. And you can start over.
A: Yeah. Probably something else.
Jasmine knocked on the door.
J: Hey, you guys awake? I’m hungry.
Me: Yeah. We’re awake.
She opened the door.
J: And naked.
A: Naked cuddles.
J: Right…
A: You know I missed it.
J: Yeah. I wasn’t good enough for you in Thailand. Haha.
A: Yup. You weren’t. Neither was Felicia. Hahaha.
Me: Ok. Let’s just stop and go for breakfast ok?
I took a quick shower by myself and waited for the girls to wash up and we headed to McDonald’s nearby.
I texted Ann after breakfast and arranged to go over the next Saturday with Alicia. As usual, she didn’t reply, so I texted Alan instead.
Alan: Sure bro. She didn’t say she’s coming back so early.
Me: Yeah.
Alan: I’ll tell mom. If I see her.
Me: Probably around lunch time? Maybe I’ll just get some hawker food?
Alan: All her favourite dishes I guess.
Me: Ok. Will swing by the hawker centre before coming.
Alan: Alright.
We spent the rest of the day chilling around the estate, at the pool, in the jacuzzi, Alicia no doubt enjoying the luxuries she didn’t have over the past few months.
Dinner was hotpot at a nearby shopping mall and we unsurprisingly ate too much and needed to walk around for awhile before heading back home.
After showering we just randomly watched whatever was on Netflix or Disney+ or HBO until Alicia fell asleep on my stomach and Jasmine decided to go to her room.
J: You gonna hug her to sleep again?
Me: I guess?
J: Just carry her to our bed.
Me: Ok.
I picked Alicia up and cradled her to the master bedroom.
Jasmine stripped and started removing Alicia’s clothes. She was somehow dead to the world even though we didn’t even touch any alcohol that night.
J: Naked cuddles! Hahahaha.
Me: Er sure.
We ended up sandwiching Alicia between both of us with Alicia facing me. Jasmine kept reaching over and trying to get me erect for whatever reasons.
It was probably going to be a restless night for me at least.
As expected, Alicia spent nearly the entire night fondling my junk, making me hard, then letting me get soft, before making me hard again. Rubbing it against her pussy, her clit, moaning softly but never actually putting it in.
By the time we actually fell asleep, I was sure her entire outer lips and inner thighs were probably coated by my precum.
I awoke the next morning with a dead arm as she had slept on it, and a slightly crusty dickhead from all the dried juices that were released during the night.
I slowly slid myself out from under her, trying my best not to wake her up but I failed miserably. She rolled over and looked at me with sleepy eyes.
A: Hey.
Me: Hey.
A: I’m surprised you didn’t fuck me. Too many girls already?
Me: Nah. It’s not that.
A: You’re still my first choice you know?
Me: I know.
A: Even though I was never your first choice.
Me: Don’t make it sound so sad.
A: It’s true. You were mom’s. You just let me do whatever I wanted. Then you fell for Jasmine. And yet you still let me do whatever I wanted. Then Shirlyn came along…
Me: Well…
A: Then now you have Nat, Chrystal, Rebecca, Kate, June…
Me: Just how much did Jasmine tell you?
A: Everything.
Me: Are you upset?
A: Hardly. You still let me do whatever I want. But I’m getting jealous. Haha.
Me: So… I shouldn’t have slept naked with you?
A: Of course you should have! Why deny me that too? Do you have any idea how lonely I was when I was in Thailand?
Me: Not really.
A: I humped my bolster imagining it was you. Haha.
Me: Right…
A: Of course I missed Darren’s cock… Felicia’s tongue and fingers… and I heard Kate’s pretty good as well.
Me: Erm.
A: Just kidding. I’m just glad to be back.
Me: I didn’t sleep with Kate or June.
A: I know. I’m just teasing you.
Me: Right. Anyway… I wanna ask if you are keen on going with me to meet your mom.
A: Hahahahaha. No. She’s gonna kill me. I dropped out of school.
Me: Oh please. She doesn’t care about that.
A: Nah. I feel like her biggest disappointment.
Me: You aren’t. But I guess you don’t wanna come?
A: You didn’t make me.
Me: Huh?
A: Come. Hahahahahaha.
Me: Very funny.
A: Ok. I guess I’ll pop by to say hi.
Me: I’ll have to arrange with her.
A: She’s that busy huh?
Me: Well, you know your mom.
A: Yeah.
Me: Can always say hi to your bro and sis.
A: Amanda’s moved out. Staying with her fiance.
Me: Alan?
A: Haha. How is it I’m so far away and I actually keep up with what’s happening?
Me: Erm.
A: You’ve been too busy fucking every girl who throws themselves at you.
Me: That’s not entirely inaccurate.
A: Well, mom sold her controlling interest in the dealership.
Me: Oh? Jason just bought a car a couple of months ago.
A: Before September?
Me: Somewhere around there.
A: Sounds about right. They were selling off whatever they could.
Me: Oh right. No wonder that car was so cheap.
A: Surprised Alan didn’t tell you anything. You could have upgraded to a better car.
Me: Ah. He really didn’t tell me anything. Even when I asked about leasing. He just said they don’t do that any more.
A: Well, he should be concentrating on school.
Me: Shouldn’t he have graduated already?
A: Think he took a gap year or something.
Me: Like what you’re doing now? Is that even possible for those on an army scholarship?
A: I’m dropped out. It’s different. And why not? He just takes longer time to graduate.
Me: Oh yeah. I guess that’s right. And you can start over.
A: Yeah. Probably something else.
Jasmine knocked on the door.
J: Hey, you guys awake? I’m hungry.
Me: Yeah. We’re awake.
She opened the door.
J: And naked.
A: Naked cuddles.
J: Right…
A: You know I missed it.
J: Yeah. I wasn’t good enough for you in Thailand. Haha.
A: Yup. You weren’t. Neither was Felicia. Hahaha.
Me: Ok. Let’s just stop and go for breakfast ok?
I took a quick shower by myself and waited for the girls to wash up and we headed to McDonald’s nearby.
I texted Ann after breakfast and arranged to go over the next Saturday with Alicia. As usual, she didn’t reply, so I texted Alan instead.
Alan: Sure bro. She didn’t say she’s coming back so early.
Me: Yeah.
Alan: I’ll tell mom. If I see her.
Me: Probably around lunch time? Maybe I’ll just get some hawker food?
Alan: All her favourite dishes I guess.
Me: Ok. Will swing by the hawker centre before coming.
Alan: Alright.
We spent the rest of the day chilling around the estate, at the pool, in the jacuzzi, Alicia no doubt enjoying the luxuries she didn’t have over the past few months.
Dinner was hotpot at a nearby shopping mall and we unsurprisingly ate too much and needed to walk around for awhile before heading back home.
After showering we just randomly watched whatever was on Netflix or Disney+ or HBO until Alicia fell asleep on my stomach and Jasmine decided to go to her room.
J: You gonna hug her to sleep again?
Me: I guess?
J: Just carry her to our bed.
Me: Ok.
I picked Alicia up and cradled her to the master bedroom.
Jasmine stripped and started removing Alicia’s clothes. She was somehow dead to the world even though we didn’t even touch any alcohol that night.
J: Naked cuddles! Hahahaha.
Me: Er sure.
We ended up sandwiching Alicia between both of us with Alicia facing me. Jasmine kept reaching over and trying to get me erect for whatever reasons.
It was probably going to be a restless night for me at least.
It had gotten to the stage where I was already so used to being aroused but not requiring any release.
I was pretty sure Alicia could feel whatever Jasmine was doing to me as she occasionally tried stuffing my pole in between Alicia’s legs. However, I obviously wasn’t long enough. You’d probably need a Darren, EoS, Mike or Tom for that to work properly. But it really didn’t bother me one but. Eventually she just squished Alicia against me, my hardon pressing against her stomach, her face nuzzled on my chest.
Somehow we all really just fell asleep.
The next morning I felt a warmth around my flaccid cock. The curtains were drawn so I didn’t really know what time it was. I opened my eyes for a peak and saw Alicia happily eating my dick.
I looked over and Jasmine was still fast asleep.
I got hard from her stimulation and she crawled up towards me.
A: At least I still have an effect on you.
Me: Well…
With a soft sigh, she slid me in all the way, then lay on me.
A: Don’t move. I just want to feel it inside me.
Me: Ok.
I purposely twitched a little to test her reaction but she just looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
A: Do you want to wake her up?
Me: No?
A: Then stop teasing me.
Me: Or what?
A: I’m going to start riding you. Hard. Then she’s gonna wake up. Then you’ll have to fuck us both.
Me: Sure. Why not?
A: I want my first fuck with you to be memorable.
Me: This isn’t your first.
A: You know what I mean.
Me: I do.
Jasmine rolled over.
J: Oh just fuck him already. I was waiting for you to wake up last night and just use him. But you slept like a log.
A: What? I thought I had to ask for permission from you first?
J: I think permission is already granted when I’m using his dick to rub your clit.
A: I didn’t really feel it though. Must be numb from all the self-help sessions.
J: You didn’t ask permission to put it in anyway.
A: Whoops.
J: And you could have found a man there in Thailand.
A: I didn’t want to.
Me: Why not?
A: Don’t ask stupid questions.
J: She only wanted you. Or Darren. Haha.
A: Hey! He’s second choice ok?
Me: Right.
J: Since you’re already half-way there, just go all the way la. I approve.
A: I lost the feeling already.
She got off me. I was still fucking hard.
Me: What the.
J: You sure?
A: Yeah. I’m sure.
She got out of bed and headed to the shower.
J: Ok. I think maybe I pissed her off or something.
Me: I wouldn’t know.
J: You need help with that?
Jasmine pointed to my erect penis.
Me: Nah. I’m good.
J: Then go and see if she’s ok?
Me: Right. I think she is la.
J: Just go.
Me: Fine.
I entered the shower and joined Alicia in the stall, my erection brushing against her.
A: Oi!
Me: Sorry.
A: I’m legit not horny now. Don’t try anything funny.
Me: I’m not.
I squirted more shower gel on her. She just pulled me towards her.
A: Naked shower cuddles!
Me: Right.
A: It felt good when you were inside. Really. But after awhile, I guess I didn’t really want to do it anymore.
Me: Why?
A: I don’t want to use you. Not anymore. If we’re going to have sex, I want it to be because you want to as well. I don’t want it to be one-way.
Me: It isn’t one-way.
A: Oh really? Do you have feelings for me?
Me: Hang on. We’re talking about sex right?
A: Ah. You didn’t fall into my trap…
Me: Right.
A; You know I like you. That won’t change. Back then I felt a lot of odd feelings. The way you treated me, it really seemed like you liked me too. But you treat everyone almost the same. So it’s really hard to figure you out.
Me: I wouldn’t allow myself to be used if I didn’t have some feelings.
A: Ya right. It’s just about the sex. Who will turn down free sex?
Me: I know a guy. Haha. He probably can teach me some things about saying no.
A: Does me being back complicate matters for you and Jasmine?
Me: No.
A: You sure?
Me: Pretty sure. She hasn’t gotten divorced, nor have we actually talked about marriage. Everything is more or less status quo.
A: Ok then. What about Shirlyn?
Me: What about her?
A: She likes you too.
Me: And?
A: She’s another person vying for your affections.
Me: I think she’s well distracted by others.
A: And why do you think she needs those distractions?
Me: Look, we’re all adults. We make our own choices.
A: True. I’ll give you that.
We finished showering and exited the bathroom.
J: What’s for breakfast?
A: Let’s not go to mac’s again. I’m kind of sick of it. How about hawker food?
Me: Sure. Where do you wanna go?
J: How about Chong Pang?
I glanced at my phone. It was nearly 8am. It would be packed.
Me: We better go now.
A: Let’s go then!
We all got into my car and headed for a hawker breakfast.
Hopefully the new hawker centre nearby would open soon so at least we could just walk over if we were craving some hawker fare.
It had gotten to the stage where I was already so used to being aroused but not requiring any release.
I was pretty sure Alicia could feel whatever Jasmine was doing to me as she occasionally tried stuffing my pole in between Alicia’s legs. However, I obviously wasn’t long enough. You’d probably need a Darren, EoS, Mike or Tom for that to work properly. But it really didn’t bother me one but. Eventually she just squished Alicia against me, my hardon pressing against her stomach, her face nuzzled on my chest.
Somehow we all really just fell asleep.
The next morning I felt a warmth around my flaccid cock. The curtains were drawn so I didn’t really know what time it was. I opened my eyes for a peak and saw Alicia happily eating my dick.
I looked over and Jasmine was still fast asleep.
I got hard from her stimulation and she crawled up towards me.
A: At least I still have an effect on you.
Me: Well…
With a soft sigh, she slid me in all the way, then lay on me.
A: Don’t move. I just want to feel it inside me.
Me: Ok.
I purposely twitched a little to test her reaction but she just looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
A: Do you want to wake her up?
Me: No?
A: Then stop teasing me.
Me: Or what?
A: I’m going to start riding you. Hard. Then she’s gonna wake up. Then you’ll have to fuck us both.
Me: Sure. Why not?
A: I want my first fuck with you to be memorable.
Me: This isn’t your first.
A: You know what I mean.
Me: I do.
Jasmine rolled over.
J: Oh just fuck him already. I was waiting for you to wake up last night and just use him. But you slept like a log.
A: What? I thought I had to ask for permission from you first?
J: I think permission is already granted when I’m using his dick to rub your clit.
A: I didn’t really feel it though. Must be numb from all the self-help sessions.
J: You didn’t ask permission to put it in anyway.
A: Whoops.
J: And you could have found a man there in Thailand.
A: I didn’t want to.
Me: Why not?
A: Don’t ask stupid questions.
J: She only wanted you. Or Darren. Haha.
A: Hey! He’s second choice ok?
Me: Right.
J: Since you’re already half-way there, just go all the way la. I approve.
A: I lost the feeling already.
She got off me. I was still fucking hard.
Me: What the.
J: You sure?
A: Yeah. I’m sure.
She got out of bed and headed to the shower.
J: Ok. I think maybe I pissed her off or something.
Me: I wouldn’t know.
J: You need help with that?
Jasmine pointed to my erect penis.
Me: Nah. I’m good.
J: Then go and see if she’s ok?
Me: Right. I think she is la.
J: Just go.
Me: Fine.
I entered the shower and joined Alicia in the stall, my erection brushing against her.
A: Oi!
Me: Sorry.
A: I’m legit not horny now. Don’t try anything funny.
Me: I’m not.
I squirted more shower gel on her. She just pulled me towards her.
A: Naked shower cuddles!
Me: Right.
A: It felt good when you were inside. Really. But after awhile, I guess I didn’t really want to do it anymore.
Me: Why?
A: I don’t want to use you. Not anymore. If we’re going to have sex, I want it to be because you want to as well. I don’t want it to be one-way.
Me: It isn’t one-way.
A: Oh really? Do you have feelings for me?
Me: Hang on. We’re talking about sex right?
A: Ah. You didn’t fall into my trap…
Me: Right.
A; You know I like you. That won’t change. Back then I felt a lot of odd feelings. The way you treated me, it really seemed like you liked me too. But you treat everyone almost the same. So it’s really hard to figure you out.
Me: I wouldn’t allow myself to be used if I didn’t have some feelings.
A: Ya right. It’s just about the sex. Who will turn down free sex?
Me: I know a guy. Haha. He probably can teach me some things about saying no.
A: Does me being back complicate matters for you and Jasmine?
Me: No.
A: You sure?
Me: Pretty sure. She hasn’t gotten divorced, nor have we actually talked about marriage. Everything is more or less status quo.
A: Ok then. What about Shirlyn?
Me: What about her?
A: She likes you too.
Me: And?
A: She’s another person vying for your affections.
Me: I think she’s well distracted by others.
A: And why do you think she needs those distractions?
Me: Look, we’re all adults. We make our own choices.
A: True. I’ll give you that.
We finished showering and exited the bathroom.
J: What’s for breakfast?
A: Let’s not go to mac’s again. I’m kind of sick of it. How about hawker food?
Me: Sure. Where do you wanna go?
J: How about Chong Pang?
I glanced at my phone. It was nearly 8am. It would be packed.
Me: We better go now.
A: Let’s go then!
We all got into my car and headed for a hawker breakfast.
Hopefully the new hawker centre nearby would open soon so at least we could just walk over if we were craving some hawker fare.
Another week passed. Sort of.
Jasmine kicked me out of the room and made me sleep in Alicia’s room every night. It was as though she was forcing me to make up for lost time with Alicia or something.
Every single day was spent cuddling naked to sleep, along with expected erections and bodily secretions as we subconsciously or unconsciously fondled each other to sleep and during sleep. And yet I never penetrated her once on my own accord. To her credit, she did not slip me in either, and was content with just playing with my cock, rubbing it against her clit and labia, smearing my precum all over.
By Friday I was already so horny that when I went to meet Nat, she was a little surprised at my intensity.
N: Fuck. You fucked me good. Don’t think I ever experienced this from you before.
Me: Yeah.
N: And I’d thought you would be too tired from Jasmine and Alicia.
Me: We didn’t have sex. At all.
N: Seriously?
Me: Yeah.
N: She didn’t let you? Or…
Me: We just didn’t do it.
N: Wow. I wonder why.
Me: Maybe she’s trying to get the feeling back.
N: Well whatever it is, I’m the one benefitting. You’ve not been this intense with me ever.
Me: Sorry. I’m just really pent up. I should have asked if I could.
N: Ask? Why? You’re the perfect size for me. No matter how hard or rough you are, you aren’t gonna hurt me. And this…
Nat held up the condom and examined it.
N: Wow. You came so much. Shouldn’t you at least have saved it for her? Haha.
Me: There’s still a lot where that came from.
N: I’m sure. By the way, how’s Crystal?
Me: No idea. Haven’t really talked to her since the other night.
N: Ah. If she’s not seeking comfort from you… it probably means she’s better with Jason now. Or she restarted with her other guy regularly. I’m thinking it’s the latter, cos Jason still meets me. And weirdly, Crystal and I are a lot closer than we ever were.
Me: Who knows what’s up with them. Maybe Crystal is bi now. Haha. And I’m so horny I bet I could take all of them now.
N: Ya right. You won’t. I know you. Haha.
Me: I’m not so sure actually. Alicia’s been giving me blue balls since coming back. I mean, I’m ok with not having sex with her. But she deliberately turns me on then leaves it alone.
N: You know what edging is right?
Me: More or less
N: Maybe she’s edging you in anticipation for mind-blowing sex. And you just wasted it on me.
Me: Oh well.
We washed up and I headed home and to my surprise found no one home except Alicia.
Me: Where’s everyone?
A: Jasmine’s out with Kate.
Me: Ah.
A: I want to have sex.
Me: For real?
A: Yes. But I know you were just with Nat…
Me: I was.
A: Can you still perform? Hahahaha.
Me: Do you want to find out?
A: I do. But I don’t want bad sex. Haha.
Me: Are you sure?
A: I could be asking Darren over you know. And hearing about Mike and Tom from Jasmine…
Me: Oh no.
A: What? Are you jealous?
Me: Nah…
A: Who asked you to introduce more people into the group? Hahahaha.
Me: I swear it wasn’t intentional.
A: And I also heard you haven’t even slept with June.
Me: She’s not interested. Really.
A: Right. She offers up her husband and FWB to the ladies here and yet no guy gets into her pants. That’s unbelievable.
Me: It’s just the way she is I guess.
A: Right.
Me: Anyway, we’re going back to see your mom tomorrow.
A: Yeah about that…
Me: What?
A: I don’t know if it’s such a good idea.
Me: It’ll be fine.
A: I’m a big disappointment.
Me: You aren’t.
A: I am.
Me: So maybe go back to school?
A: I don’t wanna do medicine anymore.
Me: You could do anything you want.
A: I’m suddenly sad.
Me: Why?
A: Bad life decisions.
Me: Some of us just take the longer route to get where we’re going.
A: Oh well.
Me: I’m gonna shower.
A: Can I join you?
Me: Sure.
We headed to the shower and stripped.
I had barely gotten under the water when Alicia grabbed me and kissed me passionately.
Me: Woah.
She ran her hands down my body as her face was plastered to mine.
A: I want it. I want it so much.
Me: Right here?
She spun around and braced herself against the fall.
A: Fuck me Mark.
I wasn’t exactly super hard but hard enough for penetration. I positioned behind her and rubbed my dickhead against her clit.
A: Stop teasing me and fuck me already!
I slid in. Somehow she wasn’t that wet and I encountered some resistance. But the moan she let out as I entered was turned me on so much.
I thrust slowly, letting her lubricate naturally.
A: It feels so good.
Compared to that day when she slid me in, she felt a lot tighter. Perhaps it was the lack of lubrication.
A: Fuck me harder.
I lifted one of her legs and placed it on the toiletries ledge, spreading her ass and thrusting my cock into her at a more forceful pace.
A: Oh wow. What is this?
I reached around and rubbed her clit as I fucked her as hard as I could.
A: Oh shit Mark! What is this??? I haven’t felt like this for a long time!
I continued thrusting.
A: Did you learn something new when I was away?
I rubbed her clit harder and the bathroom door swung open.
J: Wah. Starting without me?
A: Go away Jas!
Crystal popped her head in.
C: This must be Alicia.
A: Hi! Now get out?
Kate suddenly appeared.
K: Finally doing it I see.
A: Hello? A little privacy please?
Rebecca peered in.
R: So this is that young busty chick he’s been fucking. She’s hot.
Me: Erm. What’s going on?
J: Didn’t you get the message?
Me: Nope?
J: Impromptu drinking party.
Me: All of a sudden?
Alicia suddenly screamed and shuddered as I felt some warm liquid flow down. I continued rubbing.
A: Get out! This is embarrassing!
I continued rubbing as I felt her tighten and tremble again. She removed her leg from the ledge.
A: Argh! Why is it so hard to have sex these days?
The main door opened.
S: We’re here!
A: Who’s we?
J: Oh. Shirlyn invited Tom over. Darren and Nat should be dropping by after they settle the kids.
A: Ah! New guy? Shit!
She practically shoved everyone, including me, out and shut the bathroom door. I stood there naked and dripping.
R: I wonder how many of us want that now.
T: Not me obviously.
Me: Bye.
I hastily made my exit to the master bedroom toilet.
I washed up and got dressed and found them all crowded around the coffee table.
Shirlyn was introducing Tom to Alicia, and telling her all about his wonderful cock.
Should be another interesting night.
A couple of rounds of drinks in, I could see Alicia seemed to be really into Tom for some reason. He was, as usual, telling her about his adventures in the army, about his no-longer-secret unit, the overseas exercises with US Marines and what not. I wondered if these were stuff he should have told her, even though his unit was no longer classified in a sense.
I don’t know if it was jealousy I felt, but seeing Alicia so engrossed with his stories, which to be honest, wouldn’t be that outstanding had he not been in a special unit in the army. After all, Alan was a Guards officer, surely he did share his army stories with Alicia? Was she even interested in that?
I guess she was just trying to get my attention somehow, despite already having had me in the shower earlier. Perhaps she needed to show me that she was in demand as well and perhaps I should pay more attention to her. Then again, wasn’t that what Shirlyn was doing too? I had no idea why, but somehow to them, I was their first choice, whatever that meant. There were tons of other guys available, I wasn’t special. Perhaps I should not give too much attention to or be too friendly with any girl in the first place.
Jasmine was busy chatting with Crystal so I just sat in the corner holding a beer, but not really drinking it. Jason must be with Nat at the moment, I couldn’t think of any place he could be anyway.
Rebecca and Kate came over to join me.
R: You seem bored.
Me: Just tired.
Rebecca lay her head on my shoulder.
R: I’m tired too. Shall we go to bed? Hahaha!
Me: Are you that drunk already?
I glanced at Alicia from the corner of my eye and thought I saw her staring daggers over. She was definitely jealous somehow. I gently pushed Rebecca away.
R: You’re really no fun.
I glanced over at Alicia again. It seemed like I may have been overreacting as she was no longer beside Tom. She was heading towards the bedrooms.
I got up and followed her.
Me: Hey. You ok?
A: Huh? Ya?
Me: You suddenly disappeared.
A: Oh. Haha. Checking for condoms.
Me: Erm.
A: Not for me. Shirlyn asked if she could use the bedroom.
Me: Right.
A: What happened to her? I don’t recall her being this… horny? Is that even the right word to describe her now?
Me: Well…
A: Please help me wash the sheets later ok? Otherwise I’m just going to sleep with Jasmine. And you gotta tell me the full story of what happened to her.
Me: I think that’s something you gotta ask her yourself.
A: I just find it odd. She seemed like a nice girl. Now she’s fucking a married man.
Me: Darren’s married.
A: That’s not what I meant. Tom’s wife has no idea about this. At least Nat and Darren are in an open marriage.
Me: Her other FWB is supposedly married too. Unsure if it’s an open marriage. She’s also had her eyes on EoS.
A: Ah yes. You’re really quite friend who writes stories too.
Me: Yup.
A: So something did happen to cause the behavioural shift.
Me: Maybe she just knows what she wants and she’s getting it?
A: Maybe.
Tom appeared in the doorway.
T: So it’s cool right?
Alicia turned around.
A: Of course!
T: You sure you don’t want to join in?
A: I’ve got Mark. I think. Haha.
Shirlyn appeared beside Tom and hooked her arm around him.
S: You sure you don’t wanna join us? He’s really good. And Mike too!
A: It’s fine. Really.
Rebecca appeared on the other side of Tom.
R: Don’t mind me joining in then!
S: What the fuck Rebecca?
R: I overheard something interesting when I was going to the bathroom…
S: Grrr. Go away…
R: Oh come on!
T: I’m cool if she wants to join in.
S: Fine.
Alicia took me by the hand and pulled me out of the room.
A: Let’s leave them to have their fun.
Me: Ok.
The door closed and we sat at the dining table, Alicia pouring cups of soju for us.
A: I see soju is the new poison in this house. There’s so many bottles.
Me: Yeah. Jasmine found a shop near our workplace that has it really cheap.
A: No wonder.
We had a couple of shots before we heard Tom exclaiming loudly. It was barely a few minutes. Rebecca’s playful mouth probably worked it’s magic. Was this the same Tom that June told me lasted for hours when she blew him?
Me: Guess he came.
A: That fast? Wow. Lucky I wasn’t interested.
Me: Well… Rebecca is really good with her mouth apparently.
A: Apparently?
Me: So I’ve heard…
A: Or you’ve experienced? Haha.
Me: Well…
A: It’s alright. I know what we are. Even before you actually admitted it.
Me: What?
A: We’re all in the swinging lifestyle. Sort of. Kind of realised it when everyone was just fucking everyone else.
Me: Is that bad?
A: Not particularly. Just that we’re still in a rather conservative country. So what we do is still frowned upon by the older generation I guess. But hey, just look at my mom.
Me: Yeah. We’re still on for tomorrow right?
A: Of course. Just need to see what time I wake up.
We heard Tom groan again. Either Rebecca was seriously showing him the prowess of her playful mouth, or he couldn’t handle the combination of Shirlyn and Rebecca.
We decided not to disturb them further and joined the rest of the girls in the living room. Jason, Nat and Darren had just arrived anyway. Jason surprisingly went straight to Crystal to give her a hug and kiss before settling down. It seemed like their relationship was stronger than ever now.
We had a couple more drinks before Crystal and Jason decided to take their leave. Tom was still inside the bedroom with Shirlyn and Rebecca, but we no longer heard him groaning. Instead, all we heard were the moans of the girls. I wondered if they had enough condoms in there.
Nat and Darren left soon after, even though they’d hardly been here for an hour, leaving Jasmine, Alicia and Kate with me.
A: Wow. They’re still at it.
J: Yeah. Your room is like a hotel room recently.
A: Urgh. Just use your room next time?
J: Hahahaha. Sure. If I’m involved then yeah.
A: Do I need to change the mattress protector as well?
J: I think that may be a good idea.
A: Or change the whole mattress?
Me: Surely it’s not that bad?
A: Oh please. Jasmine told me about the magical abilities of the new guys. They can make everyone squirt. I doubt they were squirting on the floor.
Me: Well…
A: We’re going shopping tomorrow. I don’t care. Burn the damn mattress. And there’s a new rule.
Me: Which is?
A: No sex on my bed unless I’m involved. Hahahaha.
Me: Right.
J: Don’t you wanna try them?
A: Whatever for? Mark already can make me squirt.
J: Bigger dicks? Even I tried one.
A: If I wanted a big dick I’ll just go for Darren.
J: They’re nearly there I guess.
A: Why is it they all have such large dicks? Good genes? Diet?
She looked at me.
Me: Huh?
A: Just thinking of your average dick. Which I like a lot.
Me: Right.
A: Seriously. It’s not about the size. It’s the overall feeling.
K: I agree.
A: Oh ya. You wanted to sleep with him too.
K: Sort of. I don’t mind. But he minds. Says I should get a proper guy.
A: You should. Boyfriends are better than fuck buddies. Unless they treat you like one.
K: Yeah. I’ll just stick to girls for now. Haha.
The room door finally opened and the bathroom door opened shortly after. We heard Shirlyn and Rebecca giggling. I guess they found some common ground during the threesome.
The shower turned on and we heard Tom yelp again.
T: Oh god. Not again.
He sure seemed to be having a good time. Another groan minutes later, the shower shutting off shortly after, Tom practically limped out of the bathroom and flopped onto the sofa.
A: Had fun?
T: I’m too old for this. What’s wrong with them?
A: Hey, you wanted this.
T: Would you have done the same?
A: I have no idea what they did. But nah. Doubt I would do whatever they did.
T: I need another guy with me, those ladies are insatiable.
J: Take him. Hahaha.
Me: What?
Shirlyn and Rebecca joined us.
R: Who’s next? Oh wait. Only one guy left.
S: Shall we?
A: Sorry ladies. He’s mine tonight. Please make an appointment with Jasmine. Haha.
I looked at Alicia. She saved me this time around. Thank goodness. I guess it would be naked cuddles that night.
T: I’ve got to go. Before I fall asleep here.
S: Could you drop us off?
T: Sure.
S: No carpark staircase later right?
T: Are you nuts? You both drained me.
S: Ah. Just had to ask.
They grabbed their stuff and left. Alicia and I went to her room.
A: Oh god. What the hell.
Nearly the entire bed was covered with wet patches.
A: That better be sweat. Even I don’t squirt so much.
I gathered the sheets and the mattress protector and dumped it into a big bag. Alicia examined the mattress.
A: Seems ok. But I still want a new one. Oh, and a TV for the room too.
Me: Are you back for good?
A: Yes. I think so. You know what? Let’s just change the whole bed.
Me: Err…. Wanna ask Jasmine first?
A: She didn’t tell you?
Me: Nope?
A: I’m buying over the house from her. So she can pay off that asshole.
Me: How?
A: I mean I’m lending her the money to buy over the house as a single.
Me: Does that even work?
A: Trust the lawyers, trust the process.
Me: Oh.
A: She may or may not still want to marry you. Of course that makes things slightly easier. Haha.
Me: Oh.
A: And of course, since I’m lending her the money. It’s my house as well till she pays me back.
Me: Oh.
A: So… it’s time for a new bed.
Me: Oh.
A: Don’t be sad. You still have us. You don’t need to marry her to be with her, you know?
Me: I know.
A: Now let’s go wash the sheets.
A couple of rounds of drinks in, I could see Alicia seemed to be really into Tom for some reason. He was, as usual, telling her about his adventures in the army, about his no-longer-secret unit, the overseas exercises with US Marines and what not. I wondered if these were stuff he should have told her, even though his unit was no longer classified in a sense.
I don’t know if it was jealousy I felt, but seeing Alicia so engrossed with his stories, which to be honest, wouldn’t be that outstanding had he not been in a special unit in the army. After all, Alan was a Guards officer, surely he did share his army stories with Alicia? Was she even interested in that?
I guess she was just trying to get my attention somehow, despite already having had me in the shower earlier. Perhaps she needed to show me that she was in demand as well and perhaps I should pay more attention to her. Then again, wasn’t that what Shirlyn was doing too? I had no idea why, but somehow to them, I was their first choice, whatever that meant. There were tons of other guys available, I wasn’t special. Perhaps I should not give too much attention to or be too friendly with any girl in the first place.
Jasmine was busy chatting with Crystal so I just sat in the corner holding a beer, but not really drinking it. Jason must be with Nat at the moment, I couldn’t think of any place he could be anyway.
Rebecca and Kate came over to join me.
R: You seem bored.
Me: Just tired.
Rebecca lay her head on my shoulder.
R: I’m tired too. Shall we go to bed? Hahaha!
Me: Are you that drunk already?
I glanced at Alicia from the corner of my eye and thought I saw her staring daggers over. She was definitely jealous somehow. I gently pushed Rebecca away.
R: You’re really no fun.
I glanced over at Alicia again. It seemed like I may have been overreacting as she was no longer beside Tom. She was heading towards the bedrooms.
I got up and followed her.
Me: Hey. You ok?
A: Huh? Ya?
Me: You suddenly disappeared.
A: Oh. Haha. Checking for condoms.
Me: Erm.
A: Not for me. Shirlyn asked if she could use the bedroom.
Me: Right.
A: What happened to her? I don’t recall her being this… horny? Is that even the right word to describe her now?
Me: Well…
A: Please help me wash the sheets later ok? Otherwise I’m just going to sleep with Jasmine. And you gotta tell me the full story of what happened to her.
Me: I think that’s something you gotta ask her yourself.
A: I just find it odd. She seemed like a nice girl. Now she’s fucking a married man.
Me: Darren’s married.
A: That’s not what I meant. Tom’s wife has no idea about this. At least Nat and Darren are in an open marriage.
Me: Her other FWB is supposedly married too. Unsure if it’s an open marriage. She’s also had her eyes on EoS.
A: Ah yes. You’re really quite friend who writes stories too.
Me: Yup.
A: So something did happen to cause the behavioural shift.
Me: Maybe she just knows what she wants and she’s getting it?
A: Maybe.
Tom appeared in the doorway.
T: So it’s cool right?
Alicia turned around.
A: Of course!
T: You sure you don’t want to join in?
A: I’ve got Mark. I think. Haha.
Shirlyn appeared beside Tom and hooked her arm around him.
S: You sure you don’t wanna join us? He’s really good. And Mike too!
A: It’s fine. Really.
Rebecca appeared on the other side of Tom.
R: Don’t mind me joining in then!
S: What the fuck Rebecca?
R: I overheard something interesting when I was going to the bathroom…
S: Grrr. Go away…
R: Oh come on!
T: I’m cool if she wants to join in.
S: Fine.
Alicia took me by the hand and pulled me out of the room.
A: Let’s leave them to have their fun.
Me: Ok.
The door closed and we sat at the dining table, Alicia pouring cups of soju for us.
A: I see soju is the new poison in this house. There’s so many bottles.
Me: Yeah. Jasmine found a shop near our workplace that has it really cheap.
A: No wonder.
We had a couple of shots before we heard Tom exclaiming loudly. It was barely a few minutes. Rebecca’s playful mouth probably worked it’s magic. Was this the same Tom that June told me lasted for hours when she blew him?
Me: Guess he came.
A: That fast? Wow. Lucky I wasn’t interested.
Me: Well… Rebecca is really good with her mouth apparently.
A: Apparently?
Me: So I’ve heard…
A: Or you’ve experienced? Haha.
Me: Well…
A: It’s alright. I know what we are. Even before you actually admitted it.
Me: What?
A: We’re all in the swinging lifestyle. Sort of. Kind of realised it when everyone was just fucking everyone else.
Me: Is that bad?
A: Not particularly. Just that we’re still in a rather conservative country. So what we do is still frowned upon by the older generation I guess. But hey, just look at my mom.
Me: Yeah. We’re still on for tomorrow right?
A: Of course. Just need to see what time I wake up.
We heard Tom groan again. Either Rebecca was seriously showing him the prowess of her playful mouth, or he couldn’t handle the combination of Shirlyn and Rebecca.
We decided not to disturb them further and joined the rest of the girls in the living room. Jason, Nat and Darren had just arrived anyway. Jason surprisingly went straight to Crystal to give her a hug and kiss before settling down. It seemed like their relationship was stronger than ever now.
We had a couple more drinks before Crystal and Jason decided to take their leave. Tom was still inside the bedroom with Shirlyn and Rebecca, but we no longer heard him groaning. Instead, all we heard were the moans of the girls. I wondered if they had enough condoms in there.
Nat and Darren left soon after, even though they’d hardly been here for an hour, leaving Jasmine, Alicia and Kate with me.
A: Wow. They’re still at it.
J: Yeah. Your room is like a hotel room recently.
A: Urgh. Just use your room next time?
J: Hahahaha. Sure. If I’m involved then yeah.
A: Do I need to change the mattress protector as well?
J: I think that may be a good idea.
A: Or change the whole mattress?
Me: Surely it’s not that bad?
A: Oh please. Jasmine told me about the magical abilities of the new guys. They can make everyone squirt. I doubt they were squirting on the floor.
Me: Well…
A: We’re going shopping tomorrow. I don’t care. Burn the damn mattress. And there’s a new rule.
Me: Which is?
A: No sex on my bed unless I’m involved. Hahahaha.
Me: Right.
J: Don’t you wanna try them?
A: Whatever for? Mark already can make me squirt.
J: Bigger dicks? Even I tried one.
A: If I wanted a big dick I’ll just go for Darren.
J: They’re nearly there I guess.
A: Why is it they all have such large dicks? Good genes? Diet?
She looked at me.
Me: Huh?
A: Just thinking of your average dick. Which I like a lot.
Me: Right.
A: Seriously. It’s not about the size. It’s the overall feeling.
K: I agree.
A: Oh ya. You wanted to sleep with him too.
K: Sort of. I don’t mind. But he minds. Says I should get a proper guy.
A: You should. Boyfriends are better than fuck buddies. Unless they treat you like one.
K: Yeah. I’ll just stick to girls for now. Haha.
The room door finally opened and the bathroom door opened shortly after. We heard Shirlyn and Rebecca giggling. I guess they found some common ground during the threesome.
The shower turned on and we heard Tom yelp again.
T: Oh god. Not again.
He sure seemed to be having a good time. Another groan minutes later, the shower shutting off shortly after, Tom practically limped out of the bathroom and flopped onto the sofa.
A: Had fun?
T: I’m too old for this. What’s wrong with them?
A: Hey, you wanted this.
T: Would you have done the same?
A: I have no idea what they did. But nah. Doubt I would do whatever they did.
T: I need another guy with me, those ladies are insatiable.
J: Take him. Hahaha.
Me: What?
Shirlyn and Rebecca joined us.
R: Who’s next? Oh wait. Only one guy left.
S: Shall we?
A: Sorry ladies. He’s mine tonight. Please make an appointment with Jasmine. Haha.
I looked at Alicia. She saved me this time around. Thank goodness. I guess it would be naked cuddles that night.
T: I’ve got to go. Before I fall asleep here.
S: Could you drop us off?
T: Sure.
S: No carpark staircase later right?
T: Are you nuts? You both drained me.
S: Ah. Just had to ask.
They grabbed their stuff and left. Alicia and I went to her room.
A: Oh god. What the hell.
Nearly the entire bed was covered with wet patches.
A: That better be sweat. Even I don’t squirt so much.
I gathered the sheets and the mattress protector and dumped it into a big bag. Alicia examined the mattress.
A: Seems ok. But I still want a new one. Oh, and a TV for the room too.
Me: Are you back for good?
A: Yes. I think so. You know what? Let’s just change the whole bed.
Me: Err…. Wanna ask Jasmine first?
A: She didn’t tell you?
Me: Nope?
A: I’m buying over the house from her. So she can pay off that asshole.
Me: How?
A: I mean I’m lending her the money to buy over the house as a single.
Me: Does that even work?
A: Trust the lawyers, trust the process.
Me: Oh.
A: She may or may not still want to marry you. Of course that makes things slightly easier. Haha.
Me: Oh.
A: And of course, since I’m lending her the money. It’s my house as well till she pays me back.
Me: Oh.
A: So… it’s time for a new bed.
Me: Oh.
A: Don’t be sad. You still have us. You don’t need to marry her to be with her, you know?
Me: I know.
A: Now let’s go wash the sheets.