True Story


    Chapter #81

    I made a u-turn on the main road and we parked in the bus bay just in front of the stalls so we can run in case the traffic wardens come…..

    I ordered one bowl from the left stall and another from the stall on the right……The difference it seems is one has more meatballs and the other more minced pork…

    After a short wait, our noodles arrived and we tucked into the delicious noodles and the tasty soup……with lot’s of red cut chilli sprinkled into the soup.

    After finishing the food, I lit up my cigarette and walked over to the stall that I preferred to buy a packet for wifey who’s at home waiting for me……

    “Why must buy for her? How come you’re so nice to her?” She queried rather fiercely. “Oh for God’s sake, can you stop this trivial complaining? You’re getting mental …you know???! I’ve always treated her well…..irregardless of whether I love her or not!”

    That said, she just kept quiet and refused to talk while we got up and walked to the car…

    As I got in to the car and started the engine, my handphone rang again and seeing my house number I got on my earpiece and answered “Hello?” “I’m hungry already, are you in the way?” “Yes, should be back in 20 …..” Before I could complete my sentence, SHE shouted out “Call so many times for fuck?! On the way home already lah!!!”

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    Chapter #82

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    Harrier24B

    As I got in to the car and started the engine, my handphone rang again and seeing my house number I got on my earpiece and answered “Hello?” “I’m hungry already, are you in the way?” “Yes, should be back in 20 …..” Before I could complete my sentence, SHE shouted out “Call so many times for fuck?! On the way home already lah!!!”

    HAhahahahahahaahahaha…..I almost fell of my chair…..can’t imagine how U must’ve felt……your blood must’ve have been drained from Ur body & U definitely felt the chill……I can imagine if a knife was ran thru your face…..no blood will flow from the cut no matter how deep it was….

    I kena this scene once when I was goin out with this chick before I got married….at that time handphone was still not an everyday thingy…..I was using those zone-phone……I remember…..I was at Orchard with this chick who was pestering me to break of my engagement…but I said I couldn’t because…just like Ur case…..she stood by me when every women that I met didn’t bither to give me a 2nd look…..

    Anyway….when my fiance paged me….I return her call….I saw this girl face turn red….most probably full of anger…..I said the same thing to my fiance (now my wfe lah)…“I should be home in a short time….I wanna talk to my friends a little longer”….then suddenly the girl shouted….“he wants to fuck me lah…why….U jealous is it”…..then I suddenly felt this chill running thru my whole body….I could even feel cold sweat trickling down my forehead…..

    My fiance asked me in a very agitated voice…“who the hell was that”…kept my cool & replied…..“aiyah…that was so-&-so girlfriend lah…she was just joking….U remember last time U met her what….the one U said got a very loud mouth one…”….“Oh..that siao char bo”….

    I almost had a heart attack….after that…I never reply her page….luckily I never gave her my house & office number…just tel that its not good if people see or hear about us…..then she slowly drift away….

    PHEW…close one…if not…I think until noe I also not married leh…

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    Chapter #83

    oh shit… storm brewing…

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    KingEros

    Bobian … last minute, a fish decided to bite my bait.

    knn… how come this feels like i have heard before? die die must bonk at a time when u buddies are waiting u… cb… if u r there last night, 3 guys 3 girls just nice, maybe we all bonk them all liao.

    confirm u r buying the next bottle liao. and make that the blue label…

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    Harrier24B

    Bro 10cc,

    U mean i look like someone to attract the emtional shit types??

    Btw, the model chick last nite looks good for 3-some man!!!

    i meant u r the type like honey that will attrack the bees, the shit that attrack the flies, the opposition that attracks the PAP… know what i mean?

    let’s both work on the model, and when the time is ripe, who knows?

    maybe we can plan another trip early next week?

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    Chapter #84

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    10 cc

    oh shit… storm brewing…

    knn… how come this feels like i have heard before? die die must bonk at a time when u buddies are waiting u… cb… if u r there last night, 3 guys 3 girls just nice, maybe we all bonk them all liao.

    confirm u r buying the next bottle liao. and make that the blue label…

    i meant u r the type like honey that will attrack the bees, the shit that attrack the flies, the opposition that attracks the PAP… know what i mean?

    let’s both work on the model, and when the time is ripe, who knows?

    maybe we can plan another trip early next week?

    Yah man! If Kingeros was there 3-3…probably can score liao….the thai chick also not bad…..

    Let’s try 2 make it early next week again then….

    Hmm….BLUE label???? That would be a fair compensation for flying the aeroplane……

    same place….start earlier for happy hr….

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    Chapter #85

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    Harrier24B

    Yah man! If Kingeros was there 3-3…probably can score liao….the thai chick also not bad…..

    Let’s try 2 make it early next week again then….

    Hmm….BLUE label???? That would be a fair compensation for flying the aeroplane……

    same place….start earlier for happy hr….

    u so free ah? then better keep the story going…

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    Chapter #86

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    u so free ah? then better keep the story going…

    Recovering from last 3 continuos nites of alchohol in my system…..old liao leh……furthermore, last night drank from 5pm till we ended without having dinner….stomach a bit raw…..

    will write next part 2moro……

    Be patient…..getting really interesting liao….

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    Chapter #87

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    Harrier24B

    ….“Hello?” “I’m hungry already, are you in the way?” “Yes, should be back in 20 …..” Before I could complete my sentence, SHE shouted out “Call so many times for fuck?! On the way home already lah!!!”

    Well done brother…I’d spend the last 1hr 30 mins to read your story…really good..b’cos it’s real…

    I know you had to re-construct some of the exchanges between you and your GF’s…but the main points was there…I understand that was very difficult to write…but it’s very well done….

    I like this part the best…I could imagine your terror!

    Muahahaha….

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    Chapter #88

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    Harrier24B

    As I got in to the car and started the engine, my handphone rang again and seeing my house number I got on my earpiece and answered “Hello?” “I’m hungry already, are you in the way?” “Yes, should be back in 20 …..” Before I could complete my sentence, SHE shouted out “Call so many times for fuck?! On the way home already lah!!!”

    Great story bro Harrier24B ! I’ve enjoyed every word of it, regardless if it is full of sex or not!! Yup, reading the last paragraph certainly gave me the chills too! I can imagine how you feel at that moment in time like what some of the bros said here. I definitely faint, wake up and explode at the gal who shouted that!! Waiting for the grand finale!!

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    Chapter #89

    “OH COME ON!!! What do you hope to achieve by going there? A confrontation?!!” I was getting thoroughly pissed with her nonsense……

    “ER….i dunno…BUT I just do not want you to leave…..I just want to STAY with you……!” By now, here tears have smudged her eye makeup quite badly and there were 2 black lines from here eyes down to her cheeks.

    “Tell you what, you be good and go home first, this coming weekend I bring you along with me to my business trip in Shanghai……we could then be oblivious of who the people are and behave like a normal couple going through our daily routine of waking up together, work, dinner, drink and lot’s of sex to satisfy your hungry needs…..”

    I said in a tone like an adult coaxing a kid to do something against his / her wishes…..sheeesh!

    “You promise? You sure I can follow you?” She replied with a brightened disposition and stuck her pinky out……. “ Cannot break promise you know?”

    “Don’t worry…..I won’t….., so go on in and I’ll talk to you tomorrow…..Goodnight” I said as I bent over to give her a good night kiss…

    As she got off and got in through her gate, I sped off after realizing I had spent a good 15 mins coaxing her to go in….

    As I was nearing home, my phone rang …. “Hello? I’m almost home….got stopped at a police road block earlier…..but luckily nothing…..” I told my wife…trying to sound rather anxious…….(Shit! Should get an award for my acting skills)

    Ok guys…here’s all i can write for today as i gott go attend one of my bro’s pub official opening…….will try to write over the weekend.

    Cheers.

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    Chapter #90

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    Harrier24B

    .…. “Hello? I’m almost home….got stopped at a police road block earlier…..but luckily nothing…..” I told my wife…trying to sound rather anxious…….(Shit! Should get an award for my acting skills)

    Nice stunt ! I use that too.

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