My boss

Happy holiday season SBF.

I hope the Mayans are wrong about this Friday.

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Mr Tan is my boss.

He’s turning 58 in a few weeks but he doesn’t let his age slow him down. Always quick on his feet and sharp on his thinking. He was someone I looked up to. He’s eager to share his knowledge and experience with the next generation and did i mention he’s a party animal.

If not for his mentorship, I would not be the position I am in today.

I knew this company is a little different when I was invited for an interview 2 weeks after I submitted my resume. Nothing special except that the interview location is not in an office, but in a pub in Purvis street.

Not knowing what to expect, I brought along my portfolio and reached the pub at 6pm sharp. There was only a number from the HR for me to call so I settled down onto one of the couch and got myself a beer before dialing the number.

15 minutes later a uncle looking man came towards me and extended his hand towards me.

James : Hi I’m James.

Tan : I’m Teng kwok, call me Tan.

James : Nice to meet you Mr Tan.

Tan did not have to make an order for his drinks, the same sweet girl who brought me my beer brought Tan 2 glasses of drink. Whiskey would be my guess.

One neat, one on the rocks.

Tan drained the one on the rocks immediately before settling back into the couch for a chat with me.

As we chatted about my experiences and views, I can’t help but notice the way Tan is dressed.

Berms .

Yes.

He’s in berms, a polo t with 2 sticker from a flag day donation drive and he has a waist pouch around his waist. One shoe dangled flimsily from his foot as he described the person he’s looking for in his company.

I really thought he needed someone to sell chicken rice.

The initial 30 mins felt a little weird as I’ve never had an interview conducted in this manner before. Tan must have had at least 4 drinks before he started flipping through my portfolio.

However 1.5 hours later, after a couple more beer , I began to feel more relax and after my 4th beer and at least 2 toilet trips, it’s like chatting with an old friend.

I offered to pick up the tab when Tan went to the washroom but the staff just shook her head at me.

Staff : Sorry, I can’t. Tan will scold us .

I left the pub 30 minutes later, a little tipsy yet confident that I’m going to get an offer.

The offer came 2 days later.

HR agreed to my asking pay, which is 17.5 percent higher than my current drawn. Downside is my annual leave is 14 days, compared to 18 which I’m currently having. I have to work alternate saturdays too.

I accepted the offer one day later.

When I started work one month later, I was a little shocked when I saw the office. It’s a place from the 60s. Yellowish ceiling boards, lots of 2nd hand furniture, obiang paintings and calligraphy don the walls of the office.

I counted around 20 staff including me. Quite an equal proportion of girls and guys, no gorgeous SYT, I’m thinking most are old staff which stuck with the company through thick and thin.

Took a while to get settled into an old desk by the corner of the copier and by the time I managed to log into my machine, it’s already lunch time.

Colleagues are friendly, and a group of 3 guys jio-ed me to join them for lunch.

As I exited the old office block reaching OG at the bottom, I saw Tan arriving for work.

He gave me a waved and disappeared into the old lift.

Following close behind him, I saw another 2 person.

A guy and a girl.

As I turned to look at the closing lift door, my eyes met with the girl who is now my wife.

I never believe in love at first sight. Lust maybe ….but not love.

For some reason I can’t explain, there was something in that pair of eyes I caught for that brief moment. They say your eyes are the window to your soul, that barely 2 seconds of contact with that girl left an impression in my mind. I felt this weird feeling running through my spine, it made me want to pee, or maybe shit.

I don’t know.

I couldn’t shake that image of that girl from my head.

As I shook the bunch of tangled noodles with my chopsticks, I realize I can visually remember every single detail about that girl.

She is not very tall, probably 1.6m I would say. She’s not young, my bet would be late 20s or early 30s. Her eyes are big, natural long lashes. Her hair reaches far below her shoulders to her breast. I can sure she can do what Ayumi hamasaki did for her album cover more than 10 years ago if you get my drift.

She was wearing a dark grey cardigan, I can’t tell for sure what was on the inside as I bit down on my char siew.

Her skirt is short, tight fitting but sadly no flesh exposed for my eyes as she has on a pair of tights. The feet, clad in a pair of flats that seemed a little damp from the light rain and probably the puddles of water on the ground on her way back.

Her neck is smooth, white and slender, I bit into my wanton as I thought of myself as a vampire, sinking my teeth into her skin.

Sipping my tea, I continued my casual chat with my colleagues, but I just can’t shake the thought of this girl out of my head.

This girl .

Heading back to the office, I scanned the place for her before finally locating her seat behind a mountain of documents and drawings.

It’s still my first day afterall , I spent a bit of time arranging my desk and reading through some documents Tan passed to me.

With each page I flipped, I adjusted the location of some folders, calanders, organisers, clock.

When I reached the 13th page, I have a direct diagonal view of the girl from my desk.

Her head was buried in some documents as she munched on some biscuits.

I lingered around the office a little before leaving at 6.15pm on my first day.

Tan had just spoken to me about a project I will be handling, I’ll be going to site with him the next day at 9am sharp.

I like to be punctual.

In fact real early.

I couldn’t sleep that night.

It sounds crazy but I work up at 4.50am the next morning. I made myself a coffee and got ready for work.

Despite taking my time to shit and shave, I left my place at 5.45am .

I stepped into the lift of my office at 6.35 am .

I entered the password to my office barely 3 mins later and switched on the lights.

Taking a deep breath, I settled down into my seat and turned on my machine.

I spent a good 10 mins exploring the office, making sure there were no cctv of any kind.

I casually strolled to the pantry and made myself a coffee, my eyes never left the seat where the girl sat.

7am.

As the first light of the day start to break out of the morning sky over the horizon, I walked over to the seat that never left my eyes since I stepped into office.

I took up a piece of her namecard and I mouthed

‘ Xu pei Ling , Eve’

I pocketed one of her name card before settling down into her seat, keeping my ears and eyes open in case someone turns up early for work.

Her desk has an array of pens and markers, I flipped through her sketchbooks and her calander.

Her drawers were locked but I found a bunch of keys in a pen holder and voila ~ .

Documents, a makeup pouch, some envelopes. The usual stuff girls keep in the office.

I replaced them in order and locked the drawer.

My heart is still beating a little fast as I stood up and checked out the office again. I even walked to the lift lobby to check out the lifts.

Heading back to Eve’s seat, I can’t help it but took her mug and place my nose close to where her lips were.

There were no particular scent I can pick up except for the tea but it still gave me an erection.

Replacing the mug, I went back to my seat.

The first colleague arrived at 8.15am while more started coming in at 8.45.

No one even noticed I was the first.

Eve arrived at 8.55am.

I felt my day lifted upon laying my eyes on her, even the motion of her shaking dry her umbrella sent some blood to my manhood.

The secret smile did not leave my face as I stole glances at Eve until at 9.00am sharp the other guy I saw the first day came into office.

Walking straight to Eve’s desk, he smiled and passed her coffee and a bread.

I knew from the way Eve smiled and looked at him, something is going on.

Barely 30 seconds later , Eve offer a mouth of her bread to that guy.

This wiped the smile off my face in an instance.

Tan appeared right about then as said.

Tan : James , ready to go ?

I nodded and left the office with Tan.

Through a casual chat en route to my new project, I asked about the colleagues I saw him with yesterday.

Tan : Everything ok so far ? HR brought you around ?

James : Yeap, met with most of the people, so far so good. Haven got chance to talk to the 2 who you were with yesterday though.

Tan took out a fag and offered me one which I declined as I have my own. After he inhaled his first puff, he said.

Tan : Oh. That’s Adam and Eve.

James : haha. You got to be kidding. Who is the snake ?

Tan : haha. KNN, si bei talk cock ar James.

James : Are you serious about their names ? haha

Tan : Adam is from Philippines , Eve is local, really coincidence la. I put their name in the project flow chart consultants also thinks I’m joking.

James: haha. Then they are couple ar ?

Tan : Yah, nothing I can do right, they are quite professional when I comes to work. Only got together a couple months back .

Tan : Why ? interested ar ?

James : Bo la. Just curious.

As I entered the site with my boss, the name Adam remained etched in my mind.

I will be the serpant

I will offer the damm apple.

There’s just a small problem.

We are both attached.

tbc

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Tan : Oh. That’s Adam and Eve.

James : haha. You got to be kidding. Who is the snake ?

Tan : haha. KNN, si bei talk cock ar James.

James : Are you serious about their names ? haha

Tan : Adam is from Philippines , Eve is local, really coincidence la. I put their name in the project flow chart consultants also thinks I’m joking.

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muahahah…tis is damn farney…

I saw a few familiar faces during the meeting but made no attempt to acknowledge them openly in front of my new boss.

The contractors and consultants knew better to cosy up with me now that I just joined a new company, furthermore with my boss by my side.

There are some cards in life that you keep close to your chest, playing it only at the appropriate time

Everyone was professional, the owner was pleased with the progress so far and has taken to me quite well upon introduction by my boss.

I will be replacing my boss as the lead person for that project.

Lunch was a simple affair with Tan at the foodcourt at Sim lim square. We chatted about work, life before capping the lunch with another smoke.

Surprisingly, there were only 3 smokers in the office.

Tan , me and the pantry uncle.

Tan will call me at 5pm everyday for a coffee and a smoke if he is not out.

This went on for a week before the calls stopped and we will just meet straight at the coffee shop.

I made sure I’m always a min or 2 early, and there is a ‘Kopi gao’ waiting for Tan.

Yes, yes. I know how to ‘sarkar’. (Suck up)

This is part and parcel of life, if you need to do it, just do it tastefully.

The first week was more than enough for me to adjust to the work culture in my new office. I am generally fine with most of the colleagues. It didn’t take long for me to realize there are a few groups in the office, as I have my own projects, I made sure to keep out of their politics.

I’ve had the opportunity to have lunch with almost everyone except Adam and Eve.

Aside from the courteousy nod and smile when we pass each other at work, we hardly spoke a word to each other. I tried to time my pantry trips to meet Eve whenever Adam is not around, but aside from some casual exchange, nothing much was achieved.

I told myself to be patient, no point rushing things. Afterall, I’m about to shit where I eat.

The least I could do is try to shit a little slower.

The next 3 weeks passed in a blur.

I collected information about Eve, machiam like a stalker.

Small things like which colour of post it she like to use, what suppliers she used for her projects. I like to see her scribble mindless notes on her organizer when she talked on the phone.

Talk about stalking and being a psyco, I was even pushed to change my phone to match hers.

Giving up on my trusty nokia to switch over to blackberry took some adjusting.

I took note of how she liked her coffee, and the brand of her teabags. I even knew which are the days she hit the gym with Adam. Monday for that energy boost to kick start the week, Thursday for a spinning class, and always Friday at 6pm sharp for a run before coming back to work around 7 plus.

I made sure I’m always the first at work, just to spend that extra few minutes lingering at her desk.

I knew Eve liked tube tops, she clocks at least 3 tubes per week. But she made sure she always have a outer coat or cardigan over her shoulders, the only time i get to stare at those smooth white shoulders is at 6.30pm everyday when the central A/C shuts off.

I would stare discreetly at her bareback, sometimes seeking that slightest peek of her bra, or perhaps just gaze at the mole she has near her right armpit bordering her triceps.

What i wouldn’t do to kiss it, to smell it.

i couldn’t even start to count the number of times i secretly brought Eve’s heels and slippers to my nose, and her shawl which she changed twice a week on tues and friday.

I even toyed with the idea of peeping at her in that old toilet once afternoon.

If I didn’t knew myself better, I would say I am getting obsessed with Eve.

One particular Tuesday morning I reached office at 7am with breakfast in toll. I did a quick check before heading over to Eve’s desk, snooping around her work space.

My hand accidentally brushed against the mouse and the monitor blinked back to life.

The system is locked, but the wallpaper is a joint picture of Adam and Eve.

I visually blured out Adam and for once really looked at Eve face to face.

Her features are sharp and chiseled. Well defined cheekbones with a straight set of teeth. Her dimples however, only appeared on one side, her left. Her eyes sparkled on that lcd screen.

Her lips, shiny and gloss, pink is the colour of health.

I could feel my blood getting excited as I stared at her image on the screen.

I turned off the monitor and went back to my seat.

How ?

How do I separate Adam and Eve ? Who can give me a fucking apple?

And for the first time I believe god has a sense of humour.

He put newton into the picture.

You got to be shitting me you say…. But what else can I say.

Newton really provided the apple. …

At 10.30am that morning , Tan asked me into his room.

Moments later Adam entered.

Tan : Morning guys, I have a new job. A possible new job actually.

He passed over some documents for us to flip through.

Tan : I hope you guys can work on this together, I hope we get this.

I couldn’t believe my ears when Tan asked us to meet him on site after lunch.

Tan : See you 2 at Newton after lunch.

tbc

Damn! I am late in reporting.

My no. 1 favourite writer is back in action. Pitch tent, support support!

Now I’m generally fine with working in a team and with others so I really didn’t give this much thought when it landed on my lap. I’m seeing it as an opportunity to get to know Adam better.

Even before I can sink my thought further, Adam requested a moment alone with Tan.

Adam : Boss, can I have a word with you ?

I did not score a zero for my EQ so I knew when to excuse myself.

Standing up, I acknowledged Adam with a nod and out of courteousy, spoke his name and I repeated the same gesture with Tan, making sure I looked them in the eyes.

What they discussed was anyone’s guess.

My money is on why Eve is not being assigned to this together with Adam, but well, I’ll never know.

I did not want to waste time on mindless questions but immediately studied the design brief in front of me. I took note of the site, the surroundings and while stealing glances at Eve’s back view and screen, I even checked out the place I’m going to visit on google earth just to get a feel of the ground.

I had already filled a page of my notebook when I saw Adam returned to his seat. Keeping a lookout from the corner of my eye, he did not seem happy with the discussion.

I saw Eve gave a tilt of her head as if asking what is wrong but Adam did not reply.

Moments later, Adam started typing furiously on his keyboard.

Having written countless emails, I knew from the speed at which he is typing, it’s got to be something of a personal note .

Why ?

Too fast too furious, never think.

Tap tap tap tap tap . click and off he went to the pantry.

Barely a minute later, Eve started doing the same thing.

Tap tap tap tap tap and a click. Followed by a look towards Adam as he returned from the pantry as if telling him she gave a reply.

I’m curious by nature .

I couldn’t concentrate on my own screen but instead tried to discreetly look at Eve’s but her body is covering most of her monitor.

Are they talking via email ? MSN ?

I tried MSN on my own computer but it’s blocked, so I ruled that out.

I don’t think they will be gossiping or talking about personal stuff via work email. They wouldn’t risk it. It’s not professional as well.

I gave up after a while and continued my work.

Adam and Eve snuck out for an early lunch, leaving the office at 11.45am.

Seperately by the way.

But it’s kinda obvious to me.

I was already queuing for my lunch when I realized I left my notebook behind, I’m supposed to head straight to newton.

I tompang an order of chicken rice and I made a dash back to office.

The lights were off, and I guessed I’m the only person around.

I grabbed my notebook and was considering whether to check out Eve and Adam’s PC but thought the better of it.

The PC aside but I cannot help but notice the paper bag Eve has by her table.

Making sure there were no one around, I quickly shuffled over to her desk and lowered my body.

Keeping my eyes at the lift lobby, my hands reached into the paper bag.

It’s a pair of altered pants, the receipt read G2000 Jurong point.

I snapped a picture of the alteration receipt and replaced the pants. I saw Eve’s open bag and I took a quick peep, her purse is inside the bag, she usually brings a small wallet out to lunch.

My heart was thumping as I kept turning to check the office entrance.

I found her IC and I snapped a picture of her details.

Eve is 2 years my senior.

There are 2 pads in her bag. Is she having her menses ? Will she be changing again today ? Is it possible to steal a freshly changed pad from the sanitary bin ?

Replacing her purse back into her bag, I saw her sports bag in a corner of her desk.

Will there be soiled clothes in them ? Is her shoes there as well ?

How does her sweat smell like ?

Will I ever be able to smell the fresh perspiration from her body? Is she still a virgin?

Did she try the Pinoy kuku jiao already?

So many questions flooded my mind and I wished I had more time to explore her private belongings.

I decided I did not want to take the risk and I quickly shook the thought from my head.

Adjusting the erection from the excitement, I left the office.

Talking about sick people, i think i top the list in terms of perversion.

I got back to my lunch kahki to see my lunch waiting for me and we washed the lunch down with a ice cold sugar cane.

That was when one of the guys , Tom started this new conversation.

Tom : Eh James, you working with Adam ar ?

James : Wah, how you know ?

Tom : Office got no secret one leh…. Haha.

Samuel, the only indian PM in the office which the old birds always make fun off added.

Samuel : Good luck to you ar James, haha.

Tom : Ah neh, don’t scare him off ok ? haha

I was a little puzzled but the guys refused to let on more, saying that they prefer to let me experience it on my own.

I took their conversation with a pinch of salt and made my way to newton.

I reached the designated site at 1.48pm and I lighted up near the gate.

Tan arrived soon after and joined me.

Adam arrived in a cab at 2pm sharp.

I entered the office and saw a few more familiar faces. It’s a small industry after all.

I knew the 2 sub-contractors that does pretty good carpentry, I smiled at the M&E consultant that I flirted with quite often.

A wink from one of the lighting consultants told me this is going to be a fun project as I recalled the KTV session he insisted on having, just to show me what his lights can do.

His proudest work are not GCB ( Good class bungalows ) but are KTVs …

I gave a curt nod to the RTO who settled down 4 seats from me and he replied with a mock salute with 2 fingers.

Afterall, he calls me ‘Sir’ for 2 weeks every year.

Then I begin to see Adam perform, or choot pattern, and i wonder if this is what samuel and Tom meant ?

What did I meant by performance ?

In a really abrupt delighted voice, Adam greeted each of the consultants that he is familiar with, walking over to shake their hand and asking how are they doing.

He was buddy buddy with the contractor and cracked a couple of jokes that earned some sympathy laughter from them. He tried to show his ‘seh’ by doing straight to the project director, asking how is his wife doing.

From the looks of it, it seems Adam has done quite a bit of work and knew most of the people quite well from previous jobs.

He seemed pretty determined to cement his seniority

If Tan was impressed , he didn’t let it show.

His face remained passive.

Adam tried to play it cool as he settled down beside me and made introductions to the few consultants that were within earshot.

The exact words he used as he gestured to me were.

Adam : Eh guys, my junior , James. Take care of him ar. Don’t bully ok ?

The only reply he got was a few smiles and nod.

I chose to keep my silence and just smile politely.

The owner arrive and spoke his piece, everyone listened intently, taking notes.

We were invited to submit our proposal by the owner as he concluded his brief.

I hung back as the room got into action, people leaving , standing up.

Tan went forward to have a word with the owner while Adam squeezed his way to the front to shake the owner’s hand, saying that he looked forward to work with his team, cutting Tan in the middle of his conversation.

I remained in my seat, fiddling with my phone, waiting for the crowd to clear. Adam saw me hanging back in the chair and paid no further attention to me as he continued to talk to the owner together with Tan .

15 mins later, Tan and Adam turned to me, as if telling me that it’s time to leave.

I nodded but I looked passed them and straight to the client who walked pass both Tan and Adam towards my direction.

I lifted my right hand to my forehead, palms downwards and I smiled as I stood to mock attention and gave a salute.

James : Afternoon CO Sir.

The gesture was returned and I shook hands warmly with the ‘uncle’ I work with 2 weeks every year.

Client / CO : Love the Nassim road job you did. How are you ?

The look on Adam’s face is priceless.

What can I say

It’s a small country, it’s a small industry.

And for Tan… If he was impressed, he didn’t let it show either. He just nodded slightly, deep in thought.

老板。。。.就是有老板的 ’seh’ …..

I had a quick chat with my CO / client as Tan gestured to me that they will be waiting outsite the gate.

Adam did not seem pleased at all.

But i really did not do anything…..

I decided i need to do some damage control if i want to get Eve. I won’t benefit much from Adam always badmouthing me.

I tried to control my laugher in Tan’s car.

I haven even started my nonsense, Adam already cannot stand me.

I’m really curious how much of me he can really stand.

As we went up the expressway, my mind drifted and i can only think of Eve…

How can i get her… ?

I closed my eyes in the smooth ride Tan is driving and i started to think.

tbc

During my 5pm kopi with Tan that day I told him that I could tell Adam really wants to work on that new job he assigned both of us. I’m ok if he wants to take it by himself.

James : Seriously ar boss, not as if you giving me commission for each job. I don’t want everyone to start off on the wrong foot.

Tan : Commission ar, wait long long ok.

Tan : Adam is a little difficult to work with I admit, but he does his job well, I cannot be letting him have his way with everything.

Tan seemed pretty firmed on that so I didn’t want to argue head on .

I offered to assist and let Adam take the lead for now which Tan agreed.

Tan : Let’s see how things go.

I dropped Adam a mail that says I’ll be assisting him should he require anything for that proposal.

I got a one word answer ‘ ok’

And I never saw that proposal until the week after. Adam dropped me a mail to a link in the server which I looked through.

He didn’t asked for my opinion just a ‘fyi’

I replied ‘ ok ‘

Fine with me actually, I get to spend more time snooping about Eve.

Tan called me into his office as asked me to look through Adam’s proposal since I worked with the client previously.

I made a couple of calls and told my boss I’ll need a hour or 2 for a private coffee break. Will explain when I get back.

I returned Tan the proposal with only one amendment on Adam’s work.

I changed one roman numeral.

On Friday the 13th 2010, I kick started my play and move my first piece on the chessboard.

It’s been 2 months since I joined this company.

The Job Adam wanted was successfully won and he’s handling it by himself. I kept out of his way and I made no attempt to hide the fact that my working style belongs to the ‘ don’t step on my toes, I keep away from yours’

Adam seems ok with that and even managed a couple of smiles when we pass each other by the copier lately.

Back to Friday the 13th.

I chanced upon some trash in the bin by the copier that looked like an air ticket.

It’s booked for the following week to Shanghai in Adam’s name.

This struck something in my mind as I went back to my desk and checked the employee annual leave schedule.

Adam is booked for a business trip for a presentation from 18th Aug to 20th Aug as indicated.

Scrolling down to letter E, I saw Eve’s annual leave application.

18th Aug to 23rd Aug.

It took a minute for my mind to register this and I left my seat and make my way to the toilet.

Sitting down on the WC, I slowed down my breathing and I started to think.

Adam must not fly.

As I pushed the morning’s breakfast out, my mind zoomed in on a few variables.

Is Eve joining? Chances are she is, but unless I see her air ticket, I can’t be sure.

If Adam can’t go, will she go ahead without him ?

I expanded the toilet roll completely and even after leaving the toilet, I still feel like shitting. Time to get into action.

At coffee and smoke break that evening, I casually asked Tan for his permission to get a supplier in.

James : Boss, next Wednesday can I get a supplier in for a quick presentation. Some new cladding feature he wants to show us. Was thinking it can be good to gather the guys to take a look. He says should take 40mins give and take.

Tan : Next Wednesday ar… 18th.

Tan took out his glasses and scrolled through his phone.

Tan : can, but not all the designers are around. Adam is flying to Shanghai to meet a client. Following week can ?

James : oh ok. Can. I’ll arrange.

As I drained my coffee, Tan added something that gave me an opportunity to ask the question I wanted to ask.

Tan : Eh, can you help Eve on the Serangoon Garden proposal, you CO is the client.

James : Of course la, towkay 开口。。haha

Tan : NB, James, you si bei know how to sar kar. Haha

James ：　kidding la, I’ll check with her when I get up. Eh like that, ok or not ar ? Skarli Adam buay song I help her. Haha.

Tan :　Aiyah , you think too much la. Just ignore Adam.

James : Eh, how come Eve never go with Adam for the presentation ?　I thought they wwf tag team ?

Tan : This is the 2nd round, no need 2 person go la, they went together the first time round already.

I just nodded and we made our way up to the office.

I dropped Eve a mail.

Hey,

Tan says I’m to help with the serangoon garden job, let me know if you need anything.

James.

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I got a simple reply which melted my heart

Sure. Enjoy your weekend !

Xoxo

Eve

If only she knew how busy I will be this weekend.

I waited for Adam and Eve to leave for their Friday jog that evening at 6pm sharp.

I knew Eve’s desktop auto lock is 10mins.

I have timed it before.

I have no Idea how much Adam sets his

I started distributing some circulation, catalogues, and some ‘stray’ mails around the place. When my watch read 6.08, I went over to Eve’s desk and dropped the mail in the in tray, but not before brushing against her mouse.

I repeated the same for Adam .

The familiar feeling I get of wanting to pee and shit returned as I kept looking at my watch, making small talks with some leaving colleagues as I distributed more stuff.

As the rest of the colleagues started to file out, I started to pack my stuff around 6.15pm.

6.16pm

I quickly grabbed a couple more brochures and I headed over to Adam and Eve’s tray again. Repeating the same trick, brushing against the mouse.

6.24pm.

Only Me and Tom left in the office.

Tom is seated quite far away and I took a risk of just walking over again, empty handed this time round and just quickly give their mouse a brush.

Adam and Eve usually comes back around 6.45pm.

When the last colleague Tom left with a wave at 6.30pm, my heart was thumping.

It’s a small window of opportunity.

I practically flew over to Eve’s desk at 6.31pm and I opened her outlook. …. For the first time in my life, calling up the outlook program gave me a raging erection.

Keeping my ears open for the chime of the lift I scanned through Eve’s email.

And I saw it.

Flight booking from Zuji.

I took out the crumpled piece of misaligned print I have of Adam’s eticket.

Same day, same time.

Shanghai.

I sent a copy to the printer.

My heart was thumping against my ribcage , I stopped breathing through my nose, using my mouth instead

Then I heard the unmistakable chime of the lift reaching my office floor.

I quickly closed the ticket window and minimize the program. A quick Alt + Ctrl + Del and I locked Eve’s computer. I barely made it to the printer which is right by the office entrance when a sweaty and red-face Eve entered.

Eve : Hey, not leaving yet ar.

James : Leaving now actually.

I returned Eve’s smile as she headed over to her desk while I retrieved the printout and stuffed it into my pocket.

Adam stepped into the office 2 mins later.

I left one min after he got in.

Friday . 6.48pm.

So little time. So much to do.

I got home and changed into something casual and I headed over to my girlfriend’s place in Jurong. I needed a quick release.

When I peeled off the condom at 8.45pm that evening, I was physically satisfied, but mentally I felt myself getting more unsound.

I made an excuse of meeting friends and I excused myself.

My mind is filled with Eve’s black and pink running singlet that evening. The random patches of perspiration and the fringes of her hair plastered by the side.

Her shorts covering her modesty yet showing off her toned legs to the lucky few who paid attention to runners on their way home.

I flagged a cab and settled into the seat.

My destination, Eve’s house.

I need to know more about Eve.

tbc

I checked the address as I alighted from the cab by the side of the road.

I retreated to a corner of the void deck away from the main road to study the information I have.

8.50pm.

I’m armed with the alteration receipt information and Eve’s IC . I have her mobile of course for work purpose but I hardly use it.

There is only a way to find out if Eve is home, that is to call.

I got an international calling card and dialed Eve’s home number, adding a +65 in front after keying in my password. This way, it would appear as either private or intl call for the caller ID if there is any. Just a safety precaution.

Man’s voice : Hello ?

James : Hello, arhh.. Is Ms Eve ah at home ? Ms Xu pei ling.

Man’s voice : No she is not, who is this looking for her ?

James : I’m calling from G2000 Jurong point about her alteration. Her

handphone never pick up.

Man’s voice : Oh ok, can you leave your name and contact ? I’ll get her to call you when she is back .

James : It’s ok, no need. Just need to remind her can come down collect her pants.

Man’s voice : Ok

James : Thank you for shopping with G2000..

I hung up.

I did not care that her pants were collected long ago. The boutique will probably think it’s a mistake and brush it off, so will Eve.

I felt a pang of jealousy when I looked at my watch, 9pm. Eve is still not back.

Is she out with Adam ?

I headed over to the opposite block and looked up from the carpark to Eve’s unit which is on the 2nd floor.

Kitchen light’s is on, quite a bit of laundry. I could even make out a couple of pieces that Eve had worn before.

I went to the mail box and grabbed some leaflets and scanned the surroundings, making sure no one sees me loitering around.

An uncle came to the mailbox around a blind corner and I casually flipped through the leaflets I have in my hand, trashing a couple as I read through them.

When I was sure no one was near, I poke and took a quick look at Eve’s mailbox. Good that the flap is not locked, I filed away this information.

I loitered around the surrounding for a while before taking the stairs up to her unit.

Her main door is open, so I can only observe from a corner.

My position is dangerous, if Eve returns , she will be coming from behind me, I can only run up.

Keeping my ears open I quickly took in the surroundings.

Incense burner bin and bicycle chained to a corner. There is a mahjong table folded up neatly as well.

Some plants, pandan leaves smell nice and aloe vera is sprouting nicely.

Then my eyes settled on Jackpot.

The small area of open space has a drying stand.

I recognized a couple of pieces of Eve’s clothes on the bamboo. Looking through the lot, my heart sank when I did not see any piece of lingerie.

A couple of T-shirts that I had seen Eve wore before, nothing special. Some old tops and shorts which I didn’t know belonged to who. A couple of rags , well worn Jeans.

Makes sense not to put valuables in the common area.

There are sick people like me around.

Then I saw something which caught my fancy.

It’s 2 pair of ankle socks. They’re close to me as well.

I recognize the black socks with orange trimmings with that infamous tick.

I have seen Eve changed into them so many times before in office.

What I wouldn’t do to kiss and smell her feet after her run.

My heart started beating faster as I took a step closer to the bamboo pole.

The worst that can happen is Eve happen to return at that point in time to see me trying to steal her laundry. Then all will be lost.

I moved quickly, I undid the clip over a pair and the dropped into my waiting hands.

Just as I was about to bring it to my nose, my ears picked up footsteps and I quickly darted up 2 flights of stairs while trying to look down the opening in between the railings.

9.15pm.

I saw Eve came up the stairs to her unit, but I couldn’t make out her totally, I couldn’t get a good angle, only her lower body from her waist down.

She stopped a few feet away from the door and turned around gesturing something to someone.

I bet is Adam.

I saw Adam appear in my view a moment later.

They were both quiet.

Adam leaned forward, presumably for a kiss but I saw a quick dart of Eve’s body. Is she shy ? or she did not want her parents to see in case they came to the door ?

Have they kissed before ?

I adjusted my angle as I saw Adam lead Eve to the laundry corner.

Now I can only see the upper parts of their body.

They seemed to be whispering something. Then what Adam did sent a jolt of electricity to my pants. His hands reached up to Eve’s left breast and gave them a squeeze.

I felt excitement and anger at the same time.

I want to squeeze those breast too.

Then I saw something surprising, Eve brushed away his hand.

Adam attempted to reach for them again after stroking her arms for a while but Eve held on to his fingers.

This reminded me of the girls in ktv who are more shy. Always trying to stop your fingers before they reach the destination.

I could see Eve’s body turn and shift, and a couple of light slaps on Adam’s arms, trying to push him away as he continued his advances.

I didn’t understand, is she unwilling or it’s just because she’s outside her house ?

But it didn’t matter to me as I took in the sight. I’m already stroking myself seeing the Eve trying to fight away Adam. Would she fight me too if I made my move ?

The exchange lasted almost 5 mins with Adam repeatly making moves on Eve’s breast. And I remained quietly a short distance away, slithering quietly. Hissing silently.

Eve’s left hand kept pulling her top down and stopping Adam from reaching under.

With each push Eve gave , I felt my manhood getting more excited.

She finally managed to break free and I heard a more audible, ‘ bye’ before she quickly entered her unit.

Adam left after she locked and close her door.

I checked to make sure there were no neighbours behind me and I unzipped and lower my pants. I cupped Eve’s ankle socks over my manhood and I started to stroke myself, trying to visualize me inside Eve.

It was not a grand ending, but it kept me sane that evening. I pocketed that pair of soiled sock.

I work up at 7am on Saturday morning. I was suppose to meet my girlfriend at 11am, so I had to make sure all my preparations was done before that.

I did not forget my objective.

Adam must not go Shanghai with Eve.

I must replace him.

I bought 2 x 500 ML bottle of mineral water from a convenient stall. When the pharmacy opened at 10, I got some syringes with a rather big needle. 0.3 if I remembered correctly. I got contact laxatives.

Gloves went into my basket as well.

I went to a hardware shop and bought a spray bottle and ziplock bags and I drew $80 in 10 dollar bills and stuffed them into my pocket.

I settled down at the coffee shop and checked the time. 10.15am.

I’m going to be late meeting my gf but I didn’t care.

I ordered a coffee and I unscrewed a bottle of water.

Several pairs of eyes were on me but I wasn’t bothered.

I too, will stare if I saw someone stirring coffee with his left hand while keeping his eyes peeled somewhere a distance away, and to top it off , he was pouring a brand new bottle of water he bought into the grass patch beside him.

And I waited.

I only wished my luck was good that morning.

I finished my coffee at 10.30am.

I heard the heave brakes of a passing bus right when i saw what i wanted at 10.45am.

I stood up and approach my target.

tbc…

I saw 2 person which I want to try and approach but couldn’t decide which.

One was a blonde hair Malay guy, his eyelids looked heavy and he had tissues in his hands. He kept sneezing and blowing into his used and reused tissue.

He looked to be in his late teens. Heavily pierced ears and he was sitting on a old motocycle helmet outside the clinic which I was camping.

When there was no one near him, I made a quick and daring approach towards that guy.

James : Bro, I know you will think I’m crazy but would you be interested to make 50 bucks ?

He just stared at me without a word and for a moment I thought he was going to hit me with his helmet.

Another loud sneeze where I took a step back before he added.

Sickman : What you want ?

My head tilted to the carpark and he followed.

I showed him the bottle of water and one empty bottle.

James : I want you to drink from this bottle then spit into this.

Without second thought he said.

Sickman : Fuck you. Who you think you are ?

He walked away after giving me another stare.

I’m not surprised, he probably thought I want his DNA for something.

I approached the next person I shortlisted.

I repeated the same thing , this time to a pinoy maid.

She has a look of shock and disbelief when she digested my words.

Maid : Are you joking ?

James : No.

As I began adding 10 dollar bills to the 30 I put in her hands, she stuffed the money into her pocket when I hit $60.

Without wasting time, she took 2 sips from the bottle of water and swallowed them. She took another 2, gurgled and spit into the empty bottle.

She put both into the ziplock bag I bought.

I asked for the clump of tissue in her hands and they too went into my ziplock.

James : What’s wrong with you btw ?

Maid : Fever, sorethroat, and running nose.

I packed the stuff away and took a cab home. Biohazard materials took the place of alcohol in my mini fridge.

I spent the weekend with my gf, movie, sex, the usual. I sort of pre-empt her that I might be flying to Shanghai the following week for work. And I slept with Eve’s ankle socks by my side that weekend.

I’m so looking forward to Monday.

I woke up at 4.30am on Monday morning and I left my home at 4.50am.

I went to a quiet staircase sheltered from sight and wind. Using the heel of my shoe, crushed 12 contact laxatives which I wrapped in a few pieces of paper into powder and I divided them up into 6 portions, each in it’s own po chai pill container.

I wore a N95 mask and put on my gloves as I got to work.

I filled 2 syringes with the gargled water before capping them and putting both in an old spectacle case.

I left the soiled tissue in the ziplock bag.

I doubled checked I brought along the spare N95 masks that my mum stocked up back in the Sars days before making my way to work.

5.15 am.

I had a coffee and light breakfast at a coffeeshop nearby before catching the train.

I reached my workplace at 5.55am.

I surveyed the ground and got straight to work.

Donning another mask, I first replaced Adam’s mineral bottle with the one that was drunk from by the sick maid.

Same brand, same size, same bottle.

I withdrew the soiled tissues and I went to work on Adam’s usb fan which he like to blast it at himself while he worked. I coated the blades and the switch. I dabbed the keyboard, the mouse, his stationary box. I filled the spray bottle with the gurgled water and I bent below his desk.

The air is more stagnant here, and this is where Adam keeps his bag, his snacks.

I gave the entire a good spray down, covering his bottom part of the desk with a blanket of bacteria and virus. I used one of the syringe and gave 3ml of germs and bacteria infested water into what’s left of Adam’s Milo stash. I lifted the side flap, injected the water before gluing it back down.

I sprayed his cup as well, chances are he will wash them but I didn’t care.

After making sure I covered all bases, I bagged the evidence and I trashed them at a bin 2 floors down.

6.25am.

I went down for my second cup of coffee.

6.55am.

I got back to the office and I stood below the diffuser just to verify something.

7am sharp.

Central A/C turned on.

I plotted the path I will be taking for the next couple of days, mentally taking note of the red zone downwind of Adam’s desk.

Eve is safe as she is one seat upwind opposite Adam.

Monday began when the colleagues started coming in.

Adam reached his desk and I kept watched from the corner of my eye.

He on his usb fan and I saw his hair get pushed slightly as the bacteria filled wind hit him in the face, no doubt travelling down his airways.

He took a sip of water from the mineral water bottle before going to wash his cup to make his coffee.

As he settled down, he bent below his seat to retrieve some crackers and to put his bag.

Soon I heard the tapping of keyboard.

I saw Adam sipping on his milo when I came back from a late morning meeting.

I’ve already set the wheels in motion.

Now I can only pray.

But to who ?

When Adam did not turn up for work the next day, I wanted to jump and punch my hand into the air.I wanted to thank the gods but they will not take credit for this.

I am pretty sure the devil just debited my life ledger.

But I didn’t care.

I’ll do anything for Eve.

Tan called me into his office at 10am asking me to cover Adam’s site meeting at 11.

And Newton’s apple fell onto my lap.

Reaching the site one hour later, I was a little lost as I did not know some of the project details. Only Adam can answer them.

I decided to fuck it and just call him.

James : Adam, James here.

Adam : Yeah, what’s up ?

His voice sounded nasal, I could hear him sneezing in the background.

James : Tan wanted me to cover for your site meeting, but there are some issues I’m not sure about, you think you can drop by for a quick one just to clarify things. I’ll take care of the minutes and stuff.

Adam : I’m not feeling well James , Those would have to wait.

I did not want to let him get away and I rattled off a couple of design issues he has yet to resolve with the structure engineer.

I threw in some of his signature design style saying that would he mind if I change them since the consultants needed something today.

Upon hearing I’m going to fuck with his design, Adam’s tone changed.

Adam : No, don’t touch my façade and the green wall. I already planned for those. Tell you what. Gimme an hour. I’ll drop by for a quick one.

I couldn’t help sniggering in my heart.

I rushed through the meeting with the consultants since major issues needed to be resolved by Adam. I made everyone leave the comforts of the office and go out into the baking sun.

Damm, it’s so hot I felt like falling sick myself.

I saw Adam arrive around 11.55am.

I steered the group and brought their attention to certain areas but what I wanted was for us to be totally exposed to the sun. No foliage.

James : Oh by the way guys, Adam just got here, can you all quickly sort out the issues with him .

I threw in conversations to break the attention here and there , asking questions to stall.

We managed 15 mins under the baking sun before the engineer suggested to go back into the office.

15 mins which must have been like 15 hours for a sick Adam.

I did not want to get into the same room with a sick and infected man so I made an excuse of grabbing coffee for everyone.

12.35pm

Adam was just about to leave when I got back with the coffee. There were 6 of us in the meeting.

I bought 12 cups.

I filled 6 with the laxatives.

I pushed the holder with 6 tainted cups towards Adam. I took one from the clean holder and excused myself for a smoke.

I told the bangala there will be spare coffee in the room later, help themselves.

Adam came out at 12.45pm with a cup of coffee in his hands. I had already checked the wind direction with my cigarette and I positioned myself properly and held the cup up to my nose as he told me to help follow up some stuff.

I left the site at 1pm , feeling sorry for the other 5 unintended victims.

There is bound to be collateral damage in war.

tbc…

I got back to office at 1.20pm and because of the annual Fire drill, the lift is out and I bumped into Eve at the lobby waiting for things to return to normalcy.

There are people milling about, chatting and talking.

James : Hey.

Eve : Hey hello.

James : Take the stairs la, you so fit, always go gym .

Eve : Haha. No la, I rather wait for the lift. Should be soon ba.

I glanced around and casually asked.

James : Eh, we go lim kopi ba, stand here and wait also wait, sit down also wait.

She seemed to be considering my suggestion when I spotted Tom and Samuel a few metres away.

James : Eh, Ah neh, Tom, here !

I waved to them and they squeezed through a few bodies.

I did not wait for Eve to reply and instead steer the group towards the usual coffee place.

Eve fell in step beside me and every subsequent step seems to get lighter. This is the first time walking and talking by Eve’s side. I can’t help but recall the soft feeling of Eve’s ankle socks on my manhood when I masturbated with them.

I felt my dick rise as I remembered the carass of the sock’s soft fabric as I slept with them plastered across my cheeks.

Eve is like the sun, she seemed so sunny, so cheerful. She did not need makeups, the little touches she did only brought out more of her radiant beauty.

I like the way when Eve’s smile gradually gave way to a laugh.

So natural and sweet.

The 4 of us chatted casually as we waited for a seat.

Eve sat down first while Tom and Samuel took to her side and I got the opposite seat.

But the moment I sat down I got up and said.

James : Eve, I change seat with you.

Eve : Huh ?

Tom : Eh why ? want to see girl ar ?

Right about then the big fan behind Eve blew onto her head and sent her hair all over her face.

James : Haha, see. You want to drink coffee or eat your own hair Eve ?

She swiped her hair aside and smiled before giving way to a laugh.

Eve : Okay, thank you.

Samuel : Wah, don’t play play ar . James gentlemen leh.

Eve just smack Samuel on his hairy arm and I just shook my head, pretending to be disinterested.

James : What drinks ppl ?

I got everyone drinks and we sat down for a chat. Nothing heavy, just casual stuff, a little about work.

Eve asked about my previous experience and I briefly said something. She mentioned that she’ll need a little input for her project since I knew the client.

After we’re done drinking , I offered tissue to Eve which she accepted with a smile before adding.

Eve : Wah, seldom guys carry tissue one wor.

Tom : James is sensitive new age guy la. Haha. You want wet tissue he also have.

We spent a few good minutes chatting before heading up.

Right before going up, Tom said.

Tom : Wah, Eve, don’t know when was the last time we lim kopi together leh.. you always anti social.

Her eyes widen in a cute way as she exclaimed.

Eve : No I am not! You all never ask me along.

Samuel : Aiyah, wait Adam not happy ar.

And he gave Tom an elbow jab sharing a knowing look.

Eve : No la, it’s ok. Ask me next time .

Tom : Better not la, Adam very territorial one, very protective of his space. Haha.

Eve gave a scrunched up face and just shook her head with a smile as we entered the lift.

I was replying some mail when I saw Eve stopped what she was doing and instead was just furiously sms-ing away on her phone.

For about 30 minutes, she just sat back, typing away on her phone.

I couldn’t read anything from her body language.

Her office phone rang at 3pm and she entered Tan’s office. She did not appear again until my office phone rang.

Tan wanted to see me.

I entered the office to see Eve sitting on the couch going through some information on a folder.

Tan : James , need a favour.

James : Yeah ?

Tan : can you fly to Shanghai tomorrow morning ?

I wanted to pee again. The thought of upsetting Adam’s trip and being able to go Shanghai with Eve almost made me cum on the spot.

I had to pretend I was a little surprise though.

James : Oh. Ermm.. ok.. what is it regarding ?

Tan was rubbing his forehead as he explained that Adam is sick, real bad. He won’t be able to make the flight and to meet the client so he’s in a bit of a spot.

Tan : You’re one of the few unmarried, commitment free guy eh. How ? Gum bo ? If ok now you go back pack.

He pointed to Eve whose sorting out some information.

Tan : Eve will brief you on the specifics, I wanted to ask her to go instead but she’s going on leave tomorrow and I didn’t want to spoil her travel plans.

I turned and made eye contact with Eve and she gave me a shy smile.

I got it.

Eve does not want Tan to know she’s travelling with Adam and they’re going to be using this as the basis for a short trip as well.

Fine with me.

James : Oh sure, no problem.

Eve : Let me check through some stuff, I’ll look for you later.

James : Ok.

Tan : James, Get a tic, you will take over Adam’s room. Will get Jenny to help you on that.

I nodded and left the room.

4.30pm.

I spent the longest time alone with Eve in the meeting room as she brought me through the project specifics. I took notes, punctuated the dry discussion with some jokes and was rewarded with some laughter and a couple of slaps with the files.

We also manage to squeeze in a bit of casual chat.

One hour into the discussion Eve excused herself to the washroom. I couldn’t help but brought the cardigan she left in the room to my nose for a quick whiff. It’s amazing how much blood one whiff can send to my penis.

I slid my nose to the area near the armpits and indulge another 2 seconds with Eve’s scent.

Sigh.. So near, yet so far.

I went out and got 2 glasses of water.

Eve was a little surprised I got water for her and looked a bit paiseh but I pretended not to notice and just drank my glass while flipping through the documents.

She took a small sip and said.

Eve : Thanks for the Drink James.

James : Oh, no problem, you can buy me one next time.

She gave a ‘Tsk’ sound and gave me a kick with her heels.

I have never felt so happy, so blissful, just spending time with a girl. By the time we are done at 6.30pm, I knew what I was supposed to do for the 2 days with the client but deep in my heart, I was worried

Up till that very moment, Eve made no mention of her being on the same flight to Shanghai.

Will she go ?

Will she drop the plans because of Adam ?

Will she cancel her leave. ?

These are questions I can never answer.

I took the little pleasure of clearing the glass the used during the meeting. Sniffing the stain from her lip gloss, licking the sweet apricot mark she left by the edge before taking a sip of the water she left behind.

I packed my bags that evening, thinking about Eve.

Will I see her on the plane ?

I even packed the pair of socks I stole, now my prized possession into my luggage.

I stare longingly at Eve’s eticket that I printed. She has even selected her seat number.

No doubt beside Adam.

I couldn’t take over Adam’s ticket that’s for sure but I’ll be keeping my eyes open for the passengers on Eve’s seat.

I was at the airport real early. Hoping to catch Eve checking in but I didn’t see her around.

I was disappointed.

I was hoping to catch her at the departure gates but I didn’t see her as well.

Right after I sat down, 7 seats behind where Eve will be sitting, I saw this lady walking down the aisle. Her hair is tied up into a neat bun with some fringes framing her face. She had on a pair of stylish shades and is clad in Jeans and a T-shirt.

My heart skipped a beat as I saw her got closer to her seat.

An angmoh automatically stood up to help her with her carry on luggage.

I heaved a sigh of relieve as I watch Eve settle down into her seat, her head scanning around her area, as if she was trying to look for someone.

And the seat beside her remained empty.

I relaxed myself for the first time as the plan began it’s 5 hour flight to Shanghai.

I ignored the inflight entertainment and closed my eyes.

I needed to start thinking again.

Eve will definitely be staying at the same hotel as me.

I need to think.

I really need to think.