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Originally Posted by
acidicavex
Dangerous later before reaching Drs Lala already grope up the DHL deliveryman
err.. am I giving u that kinda impression?
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Originally Posted by
drslump99
OMG! Some good bro, suggest it is dangerous to send by DHL
Poor Lala ………. I have to “quarantine” her for any form of “contamination”
wah.. u oso cruel leh. want quarantine me..
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Originally Posted by
BernardFrosty
Me and my vivid imagination.
Somehow I have this image in my head of this DHL commercial with the zombies.
Except that….
DrSlump in the room with all the China girls fighting to get in. Him in spasm from a horniness overload. The DHL guy breaking in with a half naked LaLa clung onto him for the delivery. Lol.
Sorry….excerpts from a demented mind.
err.. its now cold in china and I’ll be wearing many layers of clothes.. so, I wont be naked
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Originally Posted by
kittymae
Lols.
Would u perchance hope to be the DHL guy?
I do see ur saliva dripping,all across the floor of my thread since Sis Lala made that admission…
Pls mop it,up before u go (:
err.. sis, dun trafficking me, can?
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Originally Posted by
drslump99
No commercial here. We are ad free thread.
And where is Lala? She is promised to arrive by 1700.
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Originally Posted by
kittymae
I did DHL LaLa out to u…..maybe she made a pit stop
sorry. I managed to run
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Originally Posted by
kittymae
ERM… Speculations ey? Lols out of curiosity, How long is the name list now (:
Haha actually just
one
hunch (;
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Originally Posted by
curiouslala
err.. am I giving u that kinda impression?
wah.. u oso cruel leh. want quarantine me..
err.. its now cold in china and I’ll be wearing many layers of clothes.. so, I wont be naked
err.. sis, dun trafficking me, can?
sorry. I managed to run
Great! Now I am the godfather without any Charlies Angels.
Just receive news update that a DHL employee has been found unconscious with a funny looking smile on his face. The “cargo” he is charged with seems to have disappear over the sky of Paris. The GPS location pinpoint the incident happens over the sky of the LV factory.
French police has determine that this is work of Triad. Possibly work of a female gang member, from items recovered from the scene of the crime. The French police refuse to comment further due to the lack of evidence.
As developing news is continue brought to you live, please feel free to visit the Hut and have a cup of warm coffee.
Free donut with purchase of selected coffee. Also available ala-carte are goreng pisang, sardine puff and satay.
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Originally Posted by
kittymae
Erh… I promise not to flood too many bathrooms!’n :b
The LTK (lau tiko) club…Lols
Oops
Kidding kidding. Don’t smack w with salmon..:x
I did DHL LaLa out to u…..maybe she made a pit stop :/
ERM… Speculations ey? Lols out of curiosity, How long is the name list now (:
Please be considerate as they are other patrons using the toilet. Lots of Lau tiko may slip and fall. Laugh Out Loud.
Let me help clean up the liquid. I will send you the bill later.
Slap u with salmon? You wish!!! U have not pay for the last piece of salmon.
Lala has run away, please follow the developing news.
Drslump camp site refreshment hut is now open for business.
Lots of coffee to choose from with lots of snacks like, Donuts, Sardine Puff, Buffalo Wings, Goreng Pisang.
Please use the following discount code to enjoy special set meal
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Random Conversations Part 2
Over a chat app with the same friend C from previous installment.
C: Ger, any update abt that monster guy of urs
Me: Ey, technically not my guy… we’re… Friends & Lovers? Lols
C: *pengz* make up ur mind which!!! U plan to continue on like this meh?
Me: well, the conversations flows, we are comfortable and aware of each other’s history, we has similar tastes and of cos, the bonus is the sex is good
C: But how can sleep together without develop any feel?
Me: how should i put it… Contrary to what u think, it’s really not all about the sex, in some ways, got some emotional supporting each other. I lend him my support and my ear and the assurance he needs; he worries when I don’t sound like myself…
C: waa… He so sweet leh…
Me: Lols. He is… That’s why I also don’t really demand or ask much of him. I’m just happy whenever he can make time to be with me- not easy cos of his work also lor. Sometimes a warm human presence makes alot of difference…
C: u like addicted to him la!
Me: hahaha ya ya.. Why u say same thing as him. But maybe he also addicted to me? I hope. Lols
C: enjoy the time while it lasts lor. So when is the next rendezvous?
Me: planned already. [day/time] at [hotel name]. He managed to make time out to be with me. We have so much to talk about also. Plus, I found bath tub!!
C: bath tub?
Me: yeahhhhh, I always wanted to find somewhere with bath tub can soak to relax and well.. I do have some ideas laid out for T.. *evil snicker*
C: oohhh sounds interesting! And kinky. Share leh
Me: lols, not sure how it works out, but I’ll update u about it. And he sure ask me write about it lor. Live update.
C: have fun ah. Sure will lor. Can I join? Hehehe
Me:
PppPp I don’t like to share! Lols
C: ya la, I know la. Joking can anot. But ah, don’t mind I ask. When u never meet him then… What u do?
Me: dont do anything lor. Lols
C: u also got what mind control ah.. Like u say T got..
Me: freakish mind control? Haha no la, it feels different… Plus I accumulate all the energy for T not good?
C: can, u like can liao la.
Me: funny u ask… He was saying that day abt me DIY while fantasizing abt him…
C: hahah. So direct. U got?
Me: no la… But in mind got think about it while going to sleep then..
C: then wat? U get horny? U think of what?? Say!
Me:…
C: oei. Say lei
Me: I nv tell T also.. Why must tell u? Lols
C: u good lor..
Me: TTyL…batt low
C: kk keep me updated in ur juicy activities ah.. So sexciting!
Me. Yaya.. Bye..
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Excuse the slow updates as all these are kinda developing as I update… Pls bear with me..
Thanks all
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Back here camping for more since I’ve updated my other threads…
On a sidenote, why don’t you bring C along to meet T? Would be pretty interesting… even if you don’t like to share…
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Originally Posted by
curiouslala
err.. am I giving u that kinda impression?
Oops sorry sis just joking nia nia mai tulanz
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Originally Posted by
EnigmaofSorrow
Back here camping for more since I’ve updated my other threads…
On a sidenote, why don’t you bring C along to meet T? Would be pretty interesting… even if you don’t like to share…
hmm … might b awkward but at the same time interesting
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Originally Posted by
curiouslala
err.. its now cold in china and I’ll be wearing many layers of clothes.. so, I wont be naked
Kitty has shown how to make good use of a man’s body for warmth/bolster/pleasure
so Just get nekkid together with DrS
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Originally Posted by
nonSen5es
Kitty has shown how to make good use of a man’s body for warmth/bolster/pleasure
so Just get nekkid together with DrS
Sandwiches ???