[QUOTE=Xgenre;6767413]Slide teeth in and out of mouth? Only possible with dentures I think.
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Bro, u are wrong… I kena before.. No need use dentures… One of my ex, she wasnt very experience in giving BJs… Whenever she gives me bj, it’s more like a torture than pleasure… She was literally using her teeth…. It was so painful that I always pretend to said," ok thats enuff "
I make it sound like I am having enough pleasure but the reality is I had enough of pain…….
Guess u are a lucky fella who get good BJs from your partners… ^_^
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Originally Posted by
Greyhound
Let me share an experience.
Having stay in Thailand for 3 months, sex was good there esp. with someone I am working with. There’s a week she have to attend family matters so need to rush back to her hometown in Chiang Rai. I was bored that week and decided to venture out myself, calling the company driver to take me to entertainment places. I went into a few pubs, decided to sit in one for the night. Came a beautiful girl, and of coz I bought her drinks and she got quite touchy. Things starting to get hot, so I went out and call on my driver to go back first. Went in paid up and we took a cab back to my apartment. We were frenching, all over each other body while going up right into my apartment. I strip her off everything, with her breasts noticing small, small dark brown nipples too. While my hands moving towards her south, she stops me from going further. She took over, helping me to get off my jeans. While she lowers down, i could see her back, she is skinny but somehow i felt weird… Felt suspicious, I stop and pull her up. I asked her if she’s a katoey. This time I heard her voice distinctively slightly coarse. Think Zoe Tay voice. I wasnt suspicious at first, due the loud music in the pub and i swear her figure was slender, no signs of a male hormones.. In the cab, she just keep giggles and smile. Standing in front of me now, I look at her crotch, then i realize why she stops me from going further. Darn.. I got a ladyboy. Now, I told “her” I am not interested in bonking a ladyboy.. but i’ll still pay her as usual and another tip for her to cab back. I can see she was quite reluctant and sad to end that way. She gave me a peck on my cheeks and “she” left…
You mean she still has her PENIS???
I know some LBs are w/o PENIS as they go under the knife. Cut off their Penis…
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Originally Posted by
bimpom
Ya lo, duno where these girls get the idea of using teeth on *that*.
The first time i heard a guy confess he hates BJ, until he tasted mine
Wah lau…. reading u write this I am getting a hard on….. HARD ROCK CAFE….. Sister can we taste each other?
69?? U making me HORNY.
Bimpom..
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Originally Posted by
heartbroken
damn funny lah bro your first post
up you !
Hahahaha Kam sia Kam sia(Thank u)… Though it is funny, but sadly, it is not a joke but a true story based on true events. And true experiences….
Just for laughs
Bimpom.
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Originally Posted by
bimpom
Sry, I exclusively for my dear dear only
Ok darling, then I D.I.Y while thinking of u… hmmm but I dont know how u look like lei? Haiz…. No luck.
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Originally Posted by
wells
Let me share mine,
This happened in Phuket, Finally after much hesitation and carefully selection, pick up a chick in Hollywood. Very chio and skin super soft. Quickly start motorbike and bring her back hotel.
She got a dick and i can see it slowly errecting.
NBCB want me to sword fighting ah!
Hahahaha I like the part when u mentioned," SHE GOT A DICK AND I CAN SEE IT SLOWLY ERRECTING " Really is sword fighting…. Lucky me nv ever had such scary incident.. No matter how jialat it is still banana vs Tofu for me… Except it is either stinky tofu or a unusual tofu full of hair….
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Originally Posted by
n30n
OMG, so weird. Lucky have do, if not really Hangover 2
wat is hang over 2??? movie or wat?
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Originally Posted by
kingrex
You guys ever kena one with smelly feet? Yes…smelly feet….. I kena before. She is not a very good looker, not slim and not fat but bak bak type, baby fats you called it. entered the room, clothes not off yet and i smelly something fishy.. from her feet.
Nope never ever.. Strange encounter for u… Very rarely I heard of girls with smelly feet.. Mostly, its us guys with Hong Kong Feet problem… Hmmm is she from the SAF? ( i understand some girls who sign on with the SAF combat units )
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Originally Posted by
Xgenre
I understand your point. You kenna teeth during bj. Was teasing you about describing it as sliding teeth in and out of your mouth. I kenna something worse than teeth. Ever kenna braces before? The one can cry cos it can cut the skin. The brackets and the steel wire that connects the brackets.
Now I feel so lucky…..
I put myself in your shoes and imagine the brackets and steel wire…. It must have been like inserting your BIRD in and out of a barb wire……. May god have mercy on our BIRD…. -__-
Bimpom
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Originally Posted by
n30n
OMG, got braces still dare ask for blowjob. haha
People, look out for braceless teeth before requesting for bj.
Hahahahaha u are very sporting and jovial… Juz Upz ur points! So when are u giving me BBBJ????????