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Originally Posted by
liberatte
I would disagree with that… ask 1 question; who’s paying? In the customer service industry, they have to be professional no matter how the customer look like.
I agree with you that in the service sector(including commercial sex), the customer is always right.
But as Humans, our nature is to want pleasant things and avoid unpleasant things. And the harsh reality is some of the hookers are tricked into this industry, not all are voluntary hookers.
Based on the ABOVE: I feel as humans I will treat them with respect and love because I know they have to sleep with MANY UNDESIRABLE PARTNERS.
My 2 cents worth
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Originally Posted by
randyboy73
Most of the turnoffs I had were due to massive underarm forestation.
However the worst encounter for me had nothing to do with hair but smell.
I thought to myself this must be my lucky day. My little bro was erect like a She asked me what happened and I did not have the heart to tell her the truth, so told her to jackme off cos I had a sudden gastric attack…… Trauma!!!!
Hahahhaaa Good one!! Thanks for sharing!! I had 1 similar experience with you! A FL(Malaysian chinese) I met up at Geylang,got her no. from some kakis… Went up knock knock, WOW!!!! Long hair beauty with curves at the right places… Everything went well, SOP including the foreplay… I was literally enjoying myself until the real action begins… There was a stench of urine smell…. Very very strong odour… Just like you, from thinking this must be my lucky day, it became a nightmare…. Bo Pian, have to continue until I came, I am worse off than you. You manage to get her Jack off for you but I have to finish the whole thing with my PRECIOUS BIRD in her SMELLY ALL PERVASIVE VIRGINAL……
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Originally Posted by
ajlover
TS,
had a super turn off bonk in China, hooked up a KTV gal, said to be the ang-pai there, RMB1,000 overnite compared to the regular RMB 600-800.
happily go up the room, after stripping, saw a dragon on her back… was shock… knn…. tattoo the entire back with dragon… super high pain threshold leh… but thats not the worst… knn… her armpit hair totally untouched !! more bushy than mine…
of course same goes to her CB hair… tropical rainforest…… with the smell that is coming out… first time kena push my head down to lick….. almost want to vomit… quickly move up and told her i dun like to lick…. super turn off… quickly put on cap and bonk…. never bonk so hard and so fast to cum… paid and ask her to fuck off…
had to tell front desk i need a change of room as there is a dark figure appearing… hee… heng the cute recept buy my story and let me change the room… else the smell will keep me awake the whole nite..
LOL
You are also SUAY KIA…Never mind,we all learn from lessons…Hope you wont kena anymore of such experiences!! Maybe I should go China one of these days,me been to Hong Kong and Taiwan.
In Taiwan my experience was quite disappointing for me as well… Thought of expecting those BING LANG MEI( sibei sexy and fair skin ) but the whore I got was a MILF… But still passable la..
In Hong Kong no chance to go womanising because my ex was Hongkie so I went there to stay with her and her parents….
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Originally Posted by
baabaa
wa ha ha… this reminds me of a story my buddy told me..
after he got his hairy experiences in China.. you will try to ask the ladies some questions before allowing them to sit..
he just ask them who is having “aunty visit” raise their right arm.. and who is fine to play raise the other arm.. then he will see who is having bushy armpits.. ke ke…
HEY!!!! Thanks for the tip!!! Now I know what to do when I go KTVs or nightclubs!!
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Originally Posted by
adultrylover
Nice topic here.
I too have some nightmare encounters, but there was one that i cant forget for the rest of my life.
Now I think back I still feel like puking.
Thanks for sharing!!! Let’s keep the ball rolling!!! This thread is making me laugh non stop!!! Yesterday night in bed I was laughing and my gf asked me what I am laughing about, I told her nothing…..
Laughter is the best medicine!
BimPom
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He tried to do oral for me. And you know what he did?
All he did was to lick the pubic bone, as in the hair area. He keep munching the hair only.
I thought why he keep disturbing the hair, when the main point is the clit.
I took a whiff at his pants, gosh it stinks.
I got turn off and want to change topic.
He got angry, and force me to give him a blow job.
I see his dick, wah lao, got white yellowish creamy thing on it lo. And it stinks so bad it make me feel like puking. He forced it in my mouth, and i gagged.
The smell stuck in my nose for weeks.
Make be phobia of blowjob for a while.
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Hi Sister,
So sorry to hear u going through this… If I were to know your bf I will shake his head and awake his senses!! You just met the wrong guy! Yes GUYS like to explore play with a womans body, fingering, licking u name it! WE LOVE IT!
Regarding the BJ u did for him, he really sibei Jialat… I remember there was this very pretty girl who was so in love with me that she even had sex with me when she know I have a gf… Her body was nothing to shout about. small boobs, flat ass…etc but her strong point is her CFM face, looks like Japanese, her face is so slutty and while giving me a bj I always film it down with my mobile phone….
But I always wash my BIRD with dettol until it smells like perfume… Everytime before our love making session I would wash myself thoroughly until she asked me you smell so nice like a perfume… I mean since we all want to enjoy sex, we should make it pleasant for the other party as well… So sorry to hear that u need to suck that stinky BIRD… I am not saying that my BIRD smells like fragrance.my BIRD is also stinky but there are products out there known as body shower foam and soap!!!! So pls pls pls use it before asking a bbbj from your partner!
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Originally Posted by
TBonez
The below was what I posted in another thread… so I’ll just cut and paste here:-
During the IRC days, I gotta chat up this girl online. Told me she is horny, can’t get enough, want to meet up so that I can tie her up, spank her, treat her rough, blah blah… What really got me hooked was when she told she has DD cup boobs. Being a booby fan, young, dumb and full of cum then, I arranged for her to come over… When she arrived and I looked through the peep-hole, my balls dropped to the floor and shattered…. Cos I only asked for her boob size but neglected to ask for her other stats. She was plump (REALLY PLUMP), wore a thick spec and is tanned and really dark skinned. I was a skinny dude then, so lets just say that her arms were bigger than my thighs!… But since she made her way here, I lan-lan asked her in… But when she stripped and everything, and tried as hard as I could and did, I just can’t do anything. So in the end gave her $20 for the cab-fare, thanked her for her presence and showed her the door….
I really Laugh out loud reading yours!!
Thanks for sharing…. Too bad u met her at your house… I had a lucky escape with a similar situation like yours… Got this girl from IRC, also horny and I being a horny,young and naive guy thought this must be my lucky day!! Going to get a F.O.C bonking session… I drove to meet her and my balls and penis also dropped to the floor and shattered into as many particles as there are in the entire universe….No words to describe it… Short hair, plump, no figure no looks… People say no fish prawn also can, this is not prawn… This is beyond any description….
Lucky me because we agreed on going to a hotel for sex, I figured out a plan on how to avoid hurting her feelings and also to avoid the imminient catastrophe…. My fingers quickly typed SMS to one of my buddy while I was still driving, " CALL ME NOW!!! URGENT!!!! "
My friend a funny dickhead called me within seconds and asked me, " WTF happen to you? " I responded by saying in a very gan chiong tone, " what!!!! how come like this???? OkOK I come over right now!!! Immediately!!!!!! "
With that I hung up the phone. My dickhead friend was blur like sotong and thought I was crazy, didnt even know what the hell I was talking about… I told the girl that my friend met with a mishap and I needed to rush there urgently! I told her let me send u home we’ll meet tonight or tomorrow. Sibei Heng Ar!!!! Quickly sent her back home and then I called my dick head friend," He said to me," You siao or what? ask me call you then WTF are u talking about?? I laughed and said you just save me from facing the gallows… Until today my dick head friend doesnt know what happened actually
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Originally Posted by
MimeBoxer
well bros….as the saying goes….shit happens… LOL
This is not shit. This is catastrophic to me…..
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Originally Posted by
n30n
LOL, what if i really slap it hard.
What makes you think he is NS man?
I suggest to u another idea…. when giving him bj use your teeth to slide in and out of your mouth instead of using your lips…. This will turn him off and you can get your way out of the situation…
Jia You!!! Good luck… Until he learns how to wash his dicky, this fella needs a lesson!!!
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Originally Posted by
n30n
Haha, that’s for another girl to learn.
He’s the past.
My boy now treat me super duper nice.
But that’s a great trick to learn.
Wow…. How I wish u are my girl girl… You must be having a very fulfilling sex life now….
Cheers!
Bimpom