Sibei Jialat .. was in Shanghai recently with Boss and CEO for a meeting. When we passed by a bank with a big signage that says “CCB” (China Construction Bank or some lan cheow thing like that). This uncle here mo tin tin just blurt out: “CCB is Chow Chee Buy!”
Heng ah! bladdy CEO ang mo and don’t understand. He did ask me to repeat what I said though!
Got a dressing down from sinkie boss later.
Typical Lao Hero, hambalang shoot mouth first then later engage brain!
Wei wei …… harro harro ….. testing testing!
This post is to inform you that Lao Hero ah buay si. Yes, I may not post in Sammyboy for a long time (or even logged in for quite a while), but this does not mean I suddenly join monastry, kena aids, lam par drop off or libido shut down
….. that does not also mean that I suddenly become high crass and atas!! It just one of those things where after a hard day of pretending to work, come home actually only want to pak chew cheng and then zzzzzzz …. sometimes even too sian to entertain and service my wife. Yes!!! I am now legally married, but no ceremony yet. I so fucked up and cheapskate, want to save wedding money so that I can cheong. Poor Poor Olive (Yes, that’s my long suffering gf and now wife!).
By the way, please don’t tell me to marry at void deck ah, sekali got some bitch open their CB mouth and say no class, no $ better don’t married …. etc etc …… please also don’t tell me ang pow can recover back your wedding outlay. All my friends and relatives sebei kiam siap type. How Kiam Siap? Go KTV toilet when tip one dollar to mama toilet attendant but make sure take at least one hand full of hacks sweet and if possible also whack the ju herr (cuttlefish) displayed there!!!
Yes, I am still that same same cheapskate, fucked up, bo kia lao kwee (not scared of being shame) ugly mofo! The intervening years have not been kind, from uncle, I now reach borderline ah pek!!! That’s why I sometimes go Chinatown for some “beauty treatment” … shhhh … I am having an affair with “doctor” there (which I hope to “chronicle” here)!
Write soon … and by the way I am sebei excited about the resumption of the City Harvest trial … everybody going ga ga over that Selina Lau Kway Bu/Milf .. but I still prefer my horse face HO Yeow Sun .. she is bo Bay chow!
wah say … HO Yeow Sun … my Horse face fantasy girl ….. sigh! …. shuddap lah gin na .. don’t you know that Ah Pek enjoy to re-live and reminisce their “glory days”??
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….. Lao Hero here the ultimate “lao kwee” (disgrace) moment!
I was reading an old copy of 8 Days where they feature Ho Sun and they made a mention of a video call “China Wine”.
Curiousity got the better of me and I you-tube it.
.. and knn, while watching the video, I GOT A BONER! (seeing how many people say she got horse face, does it mean that I into bestiality?)
but this is not the end. I since I already got the boner and I want to polish it off i.e. wank. And I did so.
And when I was half way jerking, my fiancee, Olive suddenly walked in.
She got a look of disgust and shocked.
“Quick thinking” me blurted that I am not masturbating but rather happen to scratch my cock. And I showed her the video to prove that there is nothing sexy about it ….. I even purposely mentioned that she got horse face!
Olive however does not buy my excuse, She warned me that I had better stop jerking off to paster’s wife, else lightning will strike me. And then berate me for my poor taste, before sarcastically commented: “At least you have royal taste. You same like Prince Charles. Both like you like girls who look like horse!”
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Wah say liao … kena suan until I chia lat!
As while ago, I was doing it with Olive - or rather
tryin
g to do it with her. But uncle’s mini me cannot stand as afternoon I steal eat.
Olive try this pattern, that pattern also cannot make my mini kukujiao erect.
Finally in exasperation, she made this hourse neighing sound … “neighhhhh … neighhhhh … neighhhhhhh …..” her bladdy mouth move like horse chewing grass as she made the “neighhhhing” sound.
and then Olive said coldly: “I thought you find horse a turn on?”
KNN … thanks to my chronicles, I realize that years later and things still don’t change! My “sex life” with wife still an epic disaster!
Once in order to replicate my Chang Ping experience, I suggested to Olive to apply Hong U (medicated oil) in a dildo as foreplay. I thought Hong U is lubricant mah .. after all its “U” (oil).
Apparantly Hong U onto Chee Bye can be quite a “perdis”/siap/stinging sensation, Olive complain and complain … and then force me to penetrate her in order to empathize with her situation. I then saw a whorish/sluttish side of my wife which was then heretofore missing, she kang kang, ka kui kui (legs openned wide) … and say in a menacing and sarcastic manner: “come in lah .. jip lai, jip lai, hong U sebei shoik …..”
My dick went lembik (flaccid) faster than imagining Patricia Mok offering to give you a blow job!!
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wow ts continued this thread after stopping for two years
maybe we can show some support here
okay, I sappork you back .. up you!!
Can you post something here so that I can do so please?