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KallIan
Welcome back TS. Haven’t seen u around for awhile hope your health better now. Camping for more!
Thank you ah for your sappork for so long. Lao Hero here do my best. Health and wealth got improve. Sex life got improvement aso - but only in terms on quantity. Still till today nobody can fight my fantasy gal sammi ….
it isn’t every day that ugly uncle who is mostly pock kai and kiam siap (broke and stingy) get a goddess …..
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Originally Posted by
kharu
TS enjoyed reading your post so far . I can confirm you are a Singaporean . But I think soon someone will come here to correct your england.
brudder kharu …. from first post oreidi can see that i sinkie what! correct me if i wrong but our “Chiu Hu” brothers and sisters hardly use “Ni Na Hia”. By the way, “Chiu Hu” are Malaysians. If you know this term, you probably can go see RA movie or have been mixing with “uncle and aunties”!
My England steady pom pee pee eh … so long neber confuse “advise” with “advice” and never use plural for rice (e.g. rices) no one will bother lah!
Just a quick post:
Yesterday I finally do my Wet-nam (Vietnamese) friend. Never realize that she so hairy down there - everywhere else smooth mah!
its so bad that I have to go to toilet and get a comb to part her pubes in order to see the clit …. I try to korek (dig) her labia but only feel hair so no choice but to do the comb treatment
Stay tune ……
Wah sibei jialat - my digestive tract give me problem again and kena hospitalized. And over the New Year too!
it must be because I sprew so much verbal diahorrea from the mouth instead of “kah-chng” (ass) that causes the problem ….
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Originally Posted by
smartke
lolx…
probably can hlp her trim, best, shave off the hairy pubes.
save the hassle of need to comb the pubes again, tats is, if u going to DO her again…
bro smartke … I don’t like the white tiger look - prefer got some bush. But Not too much until cannot even see the lining of the CB!!!
Taking a cue from Jap porn, What Lao hero like to do is to gently pull the CB as I foreplay my girl. I also used to “floss” the vulva with the girls’ panty until my gf suan me for it.
Olive (my gf) say that most people eat first then floss, but I “tom-be-ling” (opposite) - floss first. She also told me that most girls don’t find panty flossing of the vulva arousing.
… and with that I don’t think I can persuade her into doing that jap porn favourite thing of inserting a test tube into her pussy
Talking about gently pulling the CB pubes as a foreplay technique … let me tell you not to allow your gal to reciprocate. Olive when doing it suddenly notice my ass hair and took her tweezer to pull it - as an experiment to see what the sensation is. Uncle hero here thinking must be sporting what … but mistake. Very very big mistake. Super painful!
By the third ass hair, I actually scolded Olive “KNNBCCB enough already you sadist bitch”.
This is Lao Hero reporting from Le Thanh Ton Street, Ho Chi Minh city. I here on Vietnam for the first time. My virgin vietnam trip. I don’t know the language, I don’t know anyone .. all my viet FB are in Singapore. I also didn’t do any prior research on places of interest. In fact I donch know what the “F” I am doing here. Its one of my Kee Siao, crazy spontaneous moments ….
Let me share with you how virgin I am in this trip - whenever I hear of the term “pho” (Vietnamese kway teow which is pronounced as “fur”), I get the silly school girl giggles as I think of “fur” (as in bushy pubic region).
As can seen at the time I log in 2002 hours local time, I am doing last minute research for some cheong activities ….
whatever the case, sure got story to post!
Cheers and Yum Seng All!
BTW, … I literally came here on a whim. Totally unprepared. Happen to Go airport, and I happen to bring my passport plus carry sports bag containing some clothes.
Out of the blue, I decide to visit Wet Nam (as I am currently doing a Viet FB in Singapore). I saw that budget flight got space and not too expensive. Next thing I know, I use internet to book budget flight … and walla I am suddenly here.
Heck! talk about unprepared and spontaneous: Totally without contact and friends and contact here … I can’t even speak a word of Tinh Viet except for “Pho”, KNS, I don’t even know what currency they use (let’s not even talk about exchange rate.
Shit, and double shit, I not even sure whether HCM or Hanoi is the capital … … I just whack come here and hopefully use my cheong street smart to get me some action if at all ….. truly hero ah!
…. let me stumble along here just for fun and see what happens!
bladdy internet connection so slow … by the time the page loads up, I would already finish one session (including foreplay)
Good morniing all from HCM ….. and thanks for all your sappork!
Okay from a totally first timer in wet nam with zero preparation (I mean totally zero preparation) coming in, let me share with you my perspective.
First of all, thanks bro hurricane for your comprehensive list of places of interest (posted in the International Field Report section) …
Anyway, since I came here totally unprepared, I have to change money at the airport. I saw the exchange rate quoted in Bor Hurricane’s signature and shook my head … kena oreidi … at the airport the rate is 15, 828! (At least better than hotel 15, 000. Looks like I kena “dong” like a ding dong bell even before I reached the city!
Since this is my virgin trip, the first thing I do is reccee the place in the vicinity of Le Thanh Ton Street … neraby is a masage parlour called “323”. Okay, this Lao hero here tikam tikam …
kns,this is proper massage joint with no happy ending. I don’’t know how to talk Tinh Viet so I just sign what I want to say. Basically, I make the sound “ng ng” and do “CCB” signage of palm slapping on a clenched fist. My masseuse spanked my pantat and laughed and said “no no”. I rubbed my eyes and pretend to cry …
After the massage therapy … heng ah the gals not too pretty or else buay tahan, I saw some viet people hanging out at a pho eating palce. I espied one viet cutie sitting alone on stool there with her ka qui qui (also known as “kang kang”). I purposely ordred one bowl and sat nearby. I smiled at her and she reciprocated.
Putting on my “killer” smile, I said “hello” (universally known word). She reciprocated by saying hello back. However that is about as far as it gets. She totally no understand the mandarin or english. I act hero and offered to buy her drink to accompany her pho meal. She accepted. During the whole of the makan session, its her just nodding and smiling. I foolishly speak slowly my English ….. but also no use. she no comprehand whatsoever.
anyway after eating she just smile and nod (in thank you) and left.
so first nite in hcm is a dud for me … I had to administer some self love unto me. Here’s wishing better things to happen in the next day or two!
Cheers and Yum Seng.
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alan0338
as funny as ever
all " 老英雄 " are funny people
TS interesting topic