Don’t be misled by the thread title and don’t worry, its not those typical old hag thats serving you.
Well, mine’s not a Cheryl or Megan Fox either, she’s a slightly chubby malay who works the graveyard shift.
It happened about 1 month back while I was at a 24-hour NTUC near my place. It was about 2+ in the morning and my stomach was growling, needed some food. So I popped by to grab some cup noodles.
It was a weekday and the place was quiet, hardly any customers at the time. I grabbed what I wanted and headed to the only cashier thats available. The lady was squatting down, arranging some stuffs while I stood there waiting for her. When she saw me and profusely said ‘sorry, sorry’. I told her its okay, don’t worry about it & smiled at her.
She went on to do what she needed to do and said ‘your supper ah?’
Me: ‘Ya…hungry la. Got nothing to eat nearby so buy this lor’
She: ‘Eh, got Macs and KFC wat’
Me: ‘Oh ya hor, but its to heavy to eat at such hour’
She: ‘Heehee…’
So I paid up and said bye to her. She replied and we smiled.
The next day, I went again. Slightly earlier this time but its was well in the midnight shift.
I grabbed some Redbull and headed for the same cashier she was manning.
Me: ‘Hi, night shift again?’
She: ‘Hello, yes again.’
Me: ‘That sucks huh…’
She: ‘K la, night time not so crowded’
She: ‘No noodles today? Drink Redbull instead?’
Me: ‘Ya, got some work to do, need to stay awake’
She: ‘I see. You stay nearby?
Me ‘Yeap, just opposite’
She: ‘Already saw you 2 days in a row, will you come in again tml to grab other things?’
I was a little taken back by what she said, suddenly mind went blank; didn’t know how to answer her.
Me: ‘Maybe, maybe not. If I wanna see you, I can always pop by without buying anything right?’
She: *smile*
Someone came over and Q-ed up, I paid her and took my change and receipt.
Me: ‘Bye sweetie’
She smiled shyly.
Before I left the counter, I asked for a pen and scribbled my hp num on the receipt.
As soon as the next customer left, I passed the receipt back to her; nothing was said and I left.
To be continued.. *lunch*
Wah happening! Bro where i stay also got a 24hr NTUC and nearby also got mac and kfc. Will go see if it’s the one near my place.
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Originally Posted by
Presto6969
Well, mine’s not a Cheryl or Megan Fox either, she’s a
slightly chubby
malay who works the graveyard shift.
My Belief:
Ba Chai
women are just born horny.
I have
known them, friend them, touch them, fuck them
.
cut and paste ts’ siggy above. he is well on his way to complete the
4 steps
there.
. camping here to support.
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Originally Posted by
sky_liner2
Gd start…bro presto6969 r u a AMK or Jurong Kia?
Bro, location cannot disclose la… As long as you can pitch your own tent, thats good enough.
*hint*
Visual to follow…
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Originally Posted by
kylerful
Wah happening! Bro where i stay also got a 24hr NTUC and nearby also got mac and kfc. Will go see if it’s the one near my place.
Maybe…maybe not….
Just stay around and enjoy my ‘marketing’…
Quote:
Originally Posted by
mr_missile
My Belief:
Ba Chai
women are just born horny.
I have
known them, friend them, touch them, fuck them
.
cut and paste ts’ siggy above. he is well on his way to complete the
4 steps
there.
. camping here to support.
Now you understand why that’s been my siggy since ‘03 right?
Back to where I left off…
Not knowing if she will text me after she had my number, I didn’t pin my hopes too high. But about 2 days later, I received a SMS from an unfamiliar number and she intro-ed who she was.
HOSEH LIAO! The fish has bit the hook!!!
I replied with a ‘Hi’ and told her I wasn’t expecting her msg as I felt what I did was a little abrupt. She was cool about it and asked me why I didn’t pop by the 3rd day.
I told her I have nothing to buy for now, that’s why I didn’t go.
Her reply: ‘You can drop by and buy 1 egg. Then continue for another 9 days to fulfill 10pcs. Hahahaha’
Wah lan eh…this type of reply is like the fish is waiting to be fished up and be served on my table (literally BED!)
Me: ‘If NTUC can sell me 1 egg, I would love to do so. But after paying for 1 egg, I have to leave coz’ you have to work. I do wanna go home disappointed. I cannot imagine doing this for 9 more times!’
She: ‘You don’t have to come la, I was joking. We can always meet on my off day’
Me: ‘So when’s your off day?’
She: ‘Tomorrow’ - Which was a Thursday.
I was scratching my head (and balls) where should we go before I reply her. So I told her to keep herself free tmr night and I will go pick her up.
She: ‘Okies! See you tmr! I’m heading to work now.’
Then shortly after, she txt me again…
‘Will you drop by later? :P’ (with a smiley)
Me: ‘Don’t think so. I’m out for an appointment and will be back really late. Will be too tired then. Sorry…
'
In fact I was at home, google-ing where to bring her…at the same time, nursing a semi bruise dick from banging a minah from Alamak.
Her reply: '
'
I wished her ‘Happy Afternoon’ on Thurs while at lunch. Didn’t reply…guess she was still sleeping. About 30 mins later, she replied ‘Hi’.
Me: ‘How was work last night? Busy?’
She: ‘Okay la, not much crowd. Too free alr.’
Me: ‘Isn’t that good?’
She: ‘No gd la…gets bored at time and me eyes were looking out for you. Heehee…Thought you will come and get eggs’
Me: ‘No la, I was too tired when I rch home. Moreover I don’t need eggs.’
Then I was contemplating if I shoud push my luck. Oh fuck, just do it!
Me: ‘I have many soldiers who look for eggs, I don’t need them to buy’
She: ‘Eh?’
Damn! Either she really dunno or act blur or I have screwed it up. Since alr in this situation, attack la…do or die mission.
Me: ‘My soldiers are white…very sticky to each other. Muahahahahaha…’
After I sent the SMS, there was a complete silence in mind, thinking I definitely have fucked it up big time.
She replied…. ‘You have eggs too…2 some more.
'
Heng ah…game’s still on Babyyyy!!!
Me: ‘Mine not so big la! If so big, I kana hernia alr and its painful sayang. You also have 2 what, that one not eggs, that’s melons. LOL…Btw, how big r those?’
Forgot to mention why I was friendly to her the 1st time I was there. It was because I noticed that her headlights were big, not a B for sure. Could be a C…but due to the flowery uniform, I can’t really make out the size. Plus, she got a cute face despite a bit meaty.
Well, flirting starts. If this goes on and from past minah-experiences, my soldiers will get to book-out tonight for sure.
She: ‘D’
My jaw dropped and cock risen when I read that. Very very tempted to go to the toilet to rub one out. But I lun….lun until tonight then book out.
Me: ‘Yummy… Its gonna be such a honour if I get to be up and personal with them tonight. Well, I’m a boobs-man. :P’
She: '
'
Right after that sms, lunch’s done, stood up with a hard-on in my pants. Together with me was a slut-face colleague. Was so blardly tempted to pull her to the toilet and face fuck her (she’s fond of me but she’s married). She’s a ‘can bang’ target, but won’t be a bang-already-forget. So my hands r off her for now…
Headed back to office, grinning all the way…
Thanks Bros for the points and encouragement, will write a short one before the weekend.
*****
We continued to exchange SMS after lunch, slightly sexual as I wanna build up her tempo as evening sets. Nothing too hardcore as I don’t wanna scare her off in case she called off the meeting at the last min.
The last SMS to her was…‘Just put on something relax as we are heading to a nice chill-out place with nice settings for some food and drinks’
She: ‘Alrighty’
I was curious on what she would wear when we meet, will it be shorts and T’s or a casual dress? I would want her to be in a dress for sure! So that finger piling work can be carried out with little hindrance and perhaps proceed to a tunneling work.
But at the same time, I don’t wish to text her again and tell her my request in case I pijak lobang.
So the time came and I set off to her place. I reached on time and I txt her.
She: ‘Sorry. Gimme 10mins can? I’m changing…’
Me: ‘Sure, take your time.
'
In my mind I was thinking, she better wear something nice with easy access or else I’m gg to make her pay for it!
After 1 cig, she made her way down to where I was. She was in all black…black blouse with black tights and a black bra with lacy straps. Kaoz…I sian 1/2, access is tough liao. But her blouse is pretty low cut and her headlights were more intense than my HID. With very minimal make-up, she look rather good despite of her slight bigger frame.
She: ‘Hello..’
Me: ‘Hi there’
She: ‘So sorry to make you wait.’
Me: ‘Nah, it’s alright, don’t worry about it’
She: ‘Have you eaten your dinner?’
Me: ‘Had a bite around 6ish. We can have some food later.’
She: ‘So where are we going?’
Me: ‘Hope in, I will drive you there.’
We talked more about ourselves, work and life. She’s like someone whom I know for a long time. Occasionally we brushed sexual topics, but never a step more.
She was very relaxed during the ride and I stole some glances of her deep cleavage; which she caught me a few times.
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Originally Posted by
ahmad
hie bro mind sharing the number of the minah tat you have bonk from alamak?
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