if he isn’t a fb nor a bf… What is he?
F B is guy whom I fuck
No love, free sex, not a duck
Meet in hotel get a room
Where he let me suck mushroom
Finger me and squeeze my breast
When he fucks me say I’m best
Make me feel good, morale high
So what F B is hi-bye
B F is man whom I date
We are couple due to fate
Go to his house do house chore
Must look happy, smile some more
Ask him when we shall marry
He will reply ‘No hurry.’
He just take me for granted
Love him I do feel blinded
Girls just want to be happy
Few care B F or F B
As long as guy treats me right
Wine me, dine me, fuck all night
Are you F B or his wife
Who here don’t just live one life?
Seize the moment, seize the day
Go live life no other way
Sometimes life will give riddle
Search for answer, use Google?
Man in your life who is he?
He is who you let him be
Met his friends and they said Hi
Then they ask him who am I?
You think he thinks what I think?
Are we lovers or just fling?
Haha… disturb disturb CF’s signature ah…
One night stand I have a few
None begin from Eat Char Siew
Sorry I didn’t explain. I tried explaining this poem to the people in my msn group. Will type out the same explanation here. That above poem was written from a reflective mood. Imagine all your teenage bf/gfs. Close your eyes and remember how they look, how they talk, how they dress. If you are able to meet them again 20 years down the line, will you want to? given how age has taken a toll on us, will you want to see that hunk/chiobu from the 90’s as a pot-bellied, balding man or that 36C-24-36 lady turn into a 36D-32-36 of today? Will you not attend a class reunion if you know your ex will attend and you feel time hasn’t been kind on you? So that poem is more reflective of what could happen, rather than what did happen.
Anyway, got some time today so wonder if I can throw a riddle here. My humble point to the first person who can decipher this riddle. Seems like riddle is the topic of the day here.
Dear FB, please, sex need me
Reborn widow, horny is she
Darling dearest fuck shall we
Sex in battle win will she
What do you think of this short poem?
Nice!~thanks for writing!
莫忘笔中人
Quote:
Originally Posted by
2centsworth
if he isn’t a fb nor a bf… What is he?
F B is guy whom I fuck
No love, free sex, not a duck
Meet in hotel get a room
Where he let me suck mushroom
Finger me and squeeze my breast
When he fucks me say I’m best
Make me feel good, morale high
So what F B is hi-bye
B F is man whom I date
We are couple due to fate
Go to his house do house chore
Must look happy, smile some more
Ask him when we shall marry
He will reply ‘No hurry.’
He just take me for granted
Love him I do feel blinded
Girls just want to be happy
Few care B F or F B
As long as guy treats me right
Wine me, dine me, fuck all night
Are you F B or his wife
Who here don’t just live one life?
Seize the moment, seize the day
Go live life no other way
Sometimes life will give riddle
Search for answer, use Google?
Man in your life who is he?
He is who you let him be
Met his friends and they said Hi
Then they ask him who am I?
You think he thinks what I think?
Are we lovers or just fling?
Haha… disturb disturb CF’s signature ah…
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
Nice!~thanks for writing!
莫忘笔中人
So did I solve your riddle?
Now your turn to solve mine.
Dear FB, please, sex need me
Reborn widow, horny is she
Darling dearest fuck shall we
Sex in battle win will she
What’s different about this short poem from the other poems in this thread?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Ravenzou
Riddle : if he isn’t a fb nor a bf… What is he?
A PET?
Two legged Pet I don’t need
Dun think he can bark to it
I prefer man who take lead
Today I ask what’s his meat?
Petting, kissing, sex endorsed
No cert nothing never mind
Wedding, marriage leads divorce
Chanelfingers not that kind
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
It is a 7-2 poem like wat good partner wrote
By the way, this is not what is different about that short 4 line poem.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
curiouslady91
It can be read both from the front and from the back.
Bingo! You are right. You solved the riddle. This is the only poem that can be read backwards. Pity I can’t make it rhyme backwards. Nice chatting with you in the chatroom ah, little girl. See you around.
Dear FB, please, sex need me _____ Me need sex, please, FB Dear
Reborn widow, horny is she _____ She is horny, widow reborn
Darling dearest fuck shall we _____ We shall fuck dearest darling
Sex in battle win will she _____ She will win battle in sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
All ur poems were linked to happenings or sbfmembers one way or another?
The forum provides me with material to rhyme. I try to keep it relevant to this forum. For example; I started the husband poem for fun. The ideas in the wife rebuttal poem were largely contributed by sbf members. I do make changes so that people don’t get identified.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
Chanel
wonders what he is
Magic
fingers
through the night
Strange he
is
not the FB you seek
A lifetime of
looking
to end now
A man of honor
for
this lady here
Could soon we be hearing
wedding
bells
Not
Ah… the classic cross word puzzle. Here is an exact mirror summary.
Palindrome but with different meaning.
Chanel crosses, made lines from puzzle _____ Puzzle from lines made, crosses Chanel?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
hickeybites
Poem a little bit unpolished though
Nice…
Quote:
Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
Braddah so you engage in dialogue with a woman about no strings sex and she decides you aren’t her type then she all of a sudden become a cock teaser? If you reject her you are a pussy teaser? Problem with braddahs like you is you are too accustomed to pussy on demand from GL. Braddah show some class and a prospective FB or NSA woman might be more receptive. Braddah right now your mental state is more like a rapist degenerating women and demanding sex? Braddah the next step would not be good for you nor SG society.
Well, this is an open forum and anyone can post whatever he wants. I am open for criticism, no problem.
You say: I engage in dialogue with a woman about no strings sex? She decides I am not her type, then she all of a sudden become a cock teaser?
My reply: Huh? What woman? Who rejected me? Can this mysterious lady please voice out? I am not
LovePotion
leh.
If such a lady don’t exist, the rest of your post is talking about a non-existent lady ah? I don’t rape ladies nor do I demand sex. I don’t go to geylang for sex by the way. You are still sore about my other thread right? The one where I teach people how to ignore you.
Sticky: How to block lame samsters who make lame posts
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