Thanks for your encouraging comments and thanks for the points Bro Gila.
As mentioned, I was gathering feedback for ‘What the wife thinks’. I was surprised what ladies mentioned that it irritates them a lot that we guys don’t eat the food the ladies cook while the food is hot. Sets me wondering. I think as kids, we guys are used to telling our mums ’later’. Go clean your room. Later… Go do your homework… Later. Then when guys get married, the wife says ‘Come eat dinner’ and we go ’later..’ without intending to irritate the wife. As a guy, I didn’t realise ladies are so irritated. Perhaps the ladies are right to be irritated, they did spend a long time preparing the food. What do you guys think?
A very common complaint is that guys don’t help out in the housework or help raise kids enough. Well…
The breast milk part is a real story. The lady said she can only compress 30 ml of milk each time. Kept compressing without much rest. Obviously that doesn’t help, probably made things worse and she felt depressed. Like she has failed in a basic duty for mum. I think the required amount is 100 ml? Perhaps the mums here will know more.
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Originally Posted by
goodpartner
Here’s an Emperor record,
his wife do not please his cock.
When the marriage on the rocks,
she says it is all his fault!
Very nice!
Part 1: When fate gives you a date
Some girls ask me why so crude
Please skip if you find me rude
Let me share something with you
Has it happened to you too?
Last night went to eat char siew
Six P M the crowd quite few
In the distance a girl sat
Looks quite pretty from her back
I just ordered, eat alone
Finish my food and go home
Called for bill and ask to pay
Girl turned back, she made my day
That girl is my long-lost ex
Same girl whom I’ve first had sex
She saw me she turned quite shy
Got no choice, I go say hi
Hello friend, how have you been?
Disappear ah from the scene
She got married, went Japan
Settled down in foreign land
So you back for holiday?
No lah, I am back to stay
I got divorced from hubby
Back to re-start life, buddy
Oh I see, here things have changed
You go so long may feel strange
If you need help, let me know
Where got lobang, I sure go
So now tell me where you stay
Send you home, chat on the way?
Still stay with mum in Hougang?
No lah, renting in Seng Kang
Surprised to hear that you rent
Come back too fast, never plan
Hougang too packed in Mum’s place
Married, go back, Quite No face
Need to come back find my feet
Settle down then find friends meet
Place to meet friends quite easy
I stay alone in E C
Come let’s go, I drive you back
As she walk pass, ‘beo’ her rack
Hello boobies, how are you?
Hope to catch up with you two
Last time nipples oh so pink
Penis got hard as I think
Big fish catch with one long line
Work my way to her behind
In my car we chat of past
Seemed so clear yet time flew fast
I joked she took my virgin
She laughed last time you so green
Almost poke my backside hole
I was virgin. How I know?
Both holes difference you can’t tell?
Of cos can’t tell I din smell!
Don’t talk like that, so ‘Er Xin’
Virgin poke wrong not a sin
Time has made me better man
Got chance later show you can?
She gave my hand a light slap
If I need you, will whatsapp
Glad to know I have appeal
Thought old lady, bo lang hiew
She reach Seng Kang and invite
Me to her place for respite
Show you my life in Kyoto
Come to my house see photo
She looks great in Kimono
Marriage why fail I don’t know
Wish her good luck rebuild life
You are much more than Jap wife
She hear my words start to cry
Marriage why fail she said why
Hubby come home drunk at night
Fuck her rough she put up fight
Hubby come home with his friend
Force her group sex marriage end
Courtship, Jap man woo and flirt
Married liao, treat her like dirt
She hug me and start to cry
Soon my shoulders are not dry
Forced sex made her lose self worth
Left Japan for her home turf
I told her to not despair
All those hurt let time repair
Is there something I can do
Make life better just for you
She cleared her throat and say ‘Yes’
Make love to me, feel my flesh
To me you do feel special
We had sex when I’m young girl
Sex with you won’t feel so strange
Tell me frankly how I’ve changed
Hubby’s deeds hurt how I feel
If men want me helps me heal
Got free sex young guys sure would
Old guys wonder if we should
Young guys complain girl picky
Old guys complain girl sticky
Young girl want to be princess
Old girl’s youth got no excess
Don’t fuck now then wait till when
Don’t think so much enjoy can?
Lust has made me so curious
Reject now she sure furious
Got place, got time, got target
Got lace, got wine, sex banquet
Remove her clothes fold by fold.
Noticed how she had grown old
Last time her boobs firm like Pau
Now I strip see Tau Kwa Pau
Saw the difference and said WOW!
She smiled shyly and asked How?
I don’t think I should be mean
Said ‘Nice! Let’s bath and get clean.’
She led me for hot shower
Penis stand like tall tower
Hug her from back, skin felt cold
Tummy loose skin, she feels old
Decide to fuck for old sake
See how she age, quite heartbreak
We scrubbed ourselves, full of soap
I praise a lot, raise her hope
Tell her hubby is dumb man
Body like hers sexy land
Whisper to her what I’ll do
Later shiok till you no clue
Dried ourselves and head for bed
She kept blushing, face quite red
Hug her close and start to kiss
Teenage romance still got fizz
Use my nose to rub her neck
How she’s aroused, I keep track
Take my time to set the mood
Foreplay more will make sex good
Whispered ‘Baby, feel my hand’
On her body fingers ran
I spelt her name with finger
Touched so gently, lust linger
Then she whispered ‘Please come in.’
I act blur ‘Huh, what you mean.’
I just smiled and said ‘too soon’
Let me lick you high to moon
Needle found in stack of hay
I lick she moan ‘Yamate’
Pussy licking half hour
Lucky never surrender
Lick her pussy like oyster
She kept moaning ‘Oh faster….’
She asked ‘Can we sixty nine?
I said ‘Baby, that sound fine.’
When she start to feel ready
Let her pussy sit on me
As my penis fill her hole
Her lips start to form an O
Soon she start to gently rock
Front and back she rub my cock
Left and right her head will roll
Blood-filled Dragon fill her hole
Oh Yeah… she say with big smile
Big smile can see from a mile
Oh my… really this feels good
Baby fill my pussy hood
Turned her round for stand doggy
I banged so hard she groggy
Soft to loud she start to moan
Hey not bad, her moan got tone
Turned her, let her lie on bed
Oh my god her face so red
She used finger rub own clit
Watch her enjoy my eyes lit
In and out my penis go
Her face redder with blood flow
Tempo increase, add more pace
She squeeze her boobs through her lace
She lift her head to watch me
Watch me work hard like a bee
Noticed she rub her clit fast
Soon she cum with a wet blast
Oh wow this girl can now squirt
Glad she loves sex and can flirt
I pumped as hard as I wish
Shot cum to face, big finish
Spent, we lay on bed to rest
Sex with her like fitness test
Sweat flows both sides down my face
Sweat soaked her breasts through her lace
Our eyes met and we both smile
Both still panting in mean while
Good sex no need guys to ask
We lie with red face and bask
She then asked me was it good
Why be truthful, spoil the mood
Told her last time pussy tight
Now her pussy feels just right
Last time she say sex will hurt
Now so relaxed, even squirt
I prefer the brand new you
Fuck just fuck lah, who care who?
Sometimes life don’t move as planned
How we met, now that’s fate’s hand
Hubby may treat you like rag
But I think you aren’t old hag
Start a new life way you want
I’m sure life can still be fun
One night stand I have a few
None begin from Eat Char Siew
Is this too dark, crude? Hopefully can improve with comments. I chose not to write a happy story, just wanted to write it as realistically as I could. I think this is how guys think. I mean, if the ladies read this and think ‘idiot’… well, we guys really can be ‘idiots’ at times.
Seems like the poems about husbands and wives (marriage) is more endearing. Any other topics that is worth rhyming about? Thanks for all the feedback in MSN. Anyone wish to chat in msn?
Papaya fish soup helps lactation
Ask the mum dun give up.
Increase frequency of milk pump n massage
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Originally Posted by
2centsworth
Thanks for your encouraging comments and thanks for the points Bro Gila.
As mentioned, I was gathering feedback for ‘What the wife thinks’. I was surprised what ladies mentioned that it irritates them a lot that we guys don’t eat the food the ladies cook while the food is hot. Sets me wondering. I think as kids, we guys are used to telling our mums ’later’. Go clean your room. Later… Go do your homework… Later. Then when guys get married, the wife says ‘Come eat dinner’ and we go ’later..’ without intending to irritate the wife. As a guy, I didn’t realise ladies are so irritated. Perhaps the ladies are right to be irritated, they did spend a long time preparing the food. What do you guys think?
A very common complaint is that guys don’t help out in the housework or help raise kids enough. Well…
The breast milk part is a real story. The lady said she can only compress 30 ml of milk each time. Kept compressing without much rest. Obviously that doesn’t help, probably made things worse and she felt depressed. Like she has failed in a basic duty for mum. I think the required amount is 100 ml? Perhaps the mums here will know more.
Very nice!
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Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
Papaya fish soup helps lactation
Ask the mum dun give up.
Increase frequency of milk pump n massage
Thanks. I’m not sure if increasing the number of times she pumps milk will actually increase the total volume of milk. I suspect not. In fact she was told to take proper rest between pumps.
What’s your experience like?
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Originally Posted by
2centsworth
Thanks. I’m not sure if increasing the number of times she pumps milk will actually increase the total volume of milk. I suspect not. In fact she was told to take proper rest between pumps.
What’s your experience like?
She needs to increase her fluid intake… Soup
Increase frequency/ massage simulates the glands…Also Prevents painful engorging
>,<
Never gave birth before…
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Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
Riddle : if he isn’t a fb nor a bf… What is he?
Best Friend?