Revenge sex is what Gwen want
I do want to see her cunt
But the man in me say no
Just meet her as friend to know
People’s marriage on the rock
I should think far beyond cock
Set a time to meet Northpoint
That’s the lunch place in mid-point.
Set our date in seven days
Did my countdown every day
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Hope our interest will not sway
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Lunch with stranger 1 more day
Wondering really how she looks
Like a housewife who just cooks?
Day came we met at Xin Wang
Girl at door, is she the one?
Wore a black dress as she say
When she smiles, she makes my day
Housewife/aunty she is not
Look like Zhu Yin, she is hot
So hot husband still find flings?
Really don’t know how he thinks
She stands C M One sixty
Her weight I think is fifty
Boobs size maybe three four B (34B)
Age looks lesser than thirty
Her hair flows when there is breeze
Moment like this, time will freeze
When she sees me, she turns shy
I shook her hands and say hi
Glad to know you finally
Let’s go eat, I am hungry
Talk of hubby makes her mad
When I see that I get sad
She knows him like back of hand
All his passwords, can guess man…
That’s how she can crack his code
Iphone, email, every mode
Hubby delete his PM
But he cannot hide VM
So she know his history
And soon found his sex story
Now that we meet, you are mine
Forget worry, forget time
Make a new friend gives new joy
I am sincere, there’s no ploy
When I said that, lust surface
Let her go is quite a waste
Revenge sex is what Gwen want
I do want to see her cunt
Now that she looks like Zhu Yin
Maybe I should go re-think
What will you guys do, I ask?
Think of sex, a sinful task?
I think I will end ‘Death of a SBF nick’ here. The lady I met in Great World City (Remembering you) is different from the lady in ‘Death of a SBF nick’. Even though we used the terms ‘friends with benefits’ or FB here, it still won’t feel nice for the ladies to read about me writing out my experience with each lady. I will thus end ‘Death of a SBF nick’ here. For the only lady who knows who I am, I’m sorry I didn’t consider your feelings before I penned ‘Death of a SBF nick’.
I will post 1 last poem to end this thread. I don’t suppose this thread will be missed anyway. Thanks for taking time to read. Can’t think of anywhere else where I can rhyme Chao Chee Bye and Lan Jiao…
My Dear Ballerina
I do really miss your smile
Our chats, my wit and your guile
Recalled when I first met you
For a moment time stood still
You look gorgeous dressed in blue
Your glow of life, matched by few
I like how your eyes will meet
When I make you smile with wit
You look cute when you gossip
You know who’s hot and who’s hip
You know which girl has no life
You know which guy here got wife
I love how you share your thought
Girl with brain, I find you hot
You are life’s ballet dancer
How come you will get cancer?
Be strong while you go chemo
Think of you makes me so emo
Times like these, God gives a Test
To sift diamonds from the rest
Darling I will pray for you
Come back strong and feel brand new
When you are done with your pill
I will meet you Jurong Hill
From
http://sbfsg.world/showthread.php?t=249259
Darling Darling Come Fuck Me
I Spread on Fours, You doggy
I want sex but I am shy
Hubby dear come lick me high
I am sad that it’s a year
Finger myself nowhere near
To the highs that sex give me
When your didi fill pussy
You are such a great hubby
Plus you are a nice daddy
Am I wrong to ask for sex?
That is something I reflect
Let me be your true lover
I want you and no other
Come to Sammy seek some view
Let the samsters do review
You don’t touch me I go siao
Soon i will be someone hiao
Sammy forum many men
Each guy tell me sex they can
If I need to find sex here
You will regret, do you hear?
So you better take off pants
Fuck me hard hard till I pant
Quote:
Originally Posted by
blohsg
hmm … the big C has struck again ?
Yes, to a lady whom I had met from here. My dear ballerina is to let her know she’s missed. The subsequent rubbish poem is for her to laugh at. Hopefully she’s not eating or drinking while reading my poems. Always tell me she spill her drink whenever she reads what I write. She is a real person, not just my imagination.
You know who you are. Got loads to update and gossip. You will want to know… Haha. Plus I need your help. I want to rhyme in Chinese but I can’t type for nuts. My first Chinese poem will be titled Ku Ku Jiao.
Recover fast and come help me type it out ok?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
LoveAngel
Welcome back my dear friend ….
The most important thing in illness is never to lose heart.
And the greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
Hope your friend recover fast & well …..
Well, I can only do so much as a friend. I’m trying to think of something light hearted for her to read in her hospital bed, if she’s got the strength and time to surf SBF. I can’t give her love so I can only try to give her humour. Hope to chat with you soon though. Hope you have been fine.
Ichigo! Ichigo! He’s the man
Ladies grab him while you can
Full of humour, Full of Wit
He’s the man that girls should meet
Good guy you still negotiate?
Later you want, it’s too late
He says ‘Meet, No-Strings Attached’
You should rush to be his match
Hear me clearly as I say
Rarely such guys come your way
Guy like him, here no sequel
Are you really his equal?
Wrote this to support Bro Ichigo_Kurosaki’s thread.
http://sbfsg.world/showthread.php?t=249845
Incorporated elements of his title into the poem. Hopefully more girls will apply.
Wonder if you guys watch The Noose? There is this character called Lulu (KTV hostess). Feel like writing a spoof on her. She’s quite suitable material for sbf (KTV-Sex) and current affairs like (curry) and the presidential election. Imagine interviewing Lulu on KTV, Curry and Presidential Election. That would be fun. Here’s Lulu if you don’t know who she is.
Would anyone be interested in reading a poem on Lulu?
What’s with the youtube video?
Anyway, this is my spoof on Lulu. A fake interview with her on many issues. To enjoy the poem, please watch the youtube clip first. Then you will pick up how she speaks, her distinct catch phrases like Hello… 我是 Lulu, her armpit hair, her speak english comment. You should read my poem with Lulu’s voice and the way she speak in your mind, then it will be fun! Gosh, I like Michelle Chong.
Interviewing Lulu
Hello 你好, 我是 Lu Lu
Lulu 来自 from成都
Ok ok speak Eng Ger Rish..
该死的, 你不学 CHINESE?
You might know me from The Noose
When I talk, my lips come loose
Lulu armpit virgin hair
Orh-Re-Gee-Nal.. always there..
Lulu’s clothes all abstract art
Buy from China Supermart
Lulu work in K T V
每晚会唱 M T V
Sing songs like that Chan Mali Chan
Cos it sounds like Come Money Come
Lulu come here for short run
Of course want more money come
Visa when end got fixed date
How much she earns count on fate
(sing the song if you know the tune)
Chan Mali Chan, Money Come!
Chan Mali Chan, Money Come!
Chan Mali Chan, spray my face with your hot cum
(on life in a Singapore ktv)
Lulu love you 新加坡 man
$1 K per night 一定 can
Lulu’s boobs you like to squeeze
Don’t squeeze too hard, 假的 please…
You guys love to lick my boob
Sing while fingers rub my hood
You like ballads, I like rock
You sing use mike, I use cock
You need release for kuku??
打飞机 must come find Lulu…
Lulu shake stick, pay fifty
Kuku want more, add money
Pretty Lulu from Sichuan
麻辣 Blowjob do you want?
You say your wife loose chee bye
Lulu’s cave… big bats can fly
Lulu’s mouth will speak honey
That’s why you like paid pussy
(on the lao heros with CPF money in KTV)
Old man penis hard to stand
Egos linked with cash in hand
Spend more they feel they BIG MAN
Lulu want cash just pretend
Soothe their egos like a king
Happy Old Men spend don’t think
They spend money, enjoy life
Broke liao, 没钱 , fuck the wife
(on Singaporean curry)
Lu Lu no like smell 咖喱
I smell 咖喱, walk hurry
咖喱 cook with what? 鱼头?
Lulu prefer eat 菜头
菜头新加坡 got a lot
That’s why Lulu many God
Men who spend like God of Wealth
Improve Lulu’s wallet health
Lulu like 菜头咖喱
Made from men who Jiak Liao Bee
(on Presidential Election)
4 men stand for Election
总统 must have ERECTION?
Sor Li, sorry… Election
Lulu make this correction
All 4 men do look quite smart
Not like China…. all black heart
总统 pay got 4 million?
China 总统 make billion!