All of my previous posts are straight-forward limericks. You get the whole short story each time. However, such straight-forward limericks miss out on 1 key element that is found in other sex stories here. The feeling of anticipation; not knowing how the story will develop. I do wonder if I can write a multiple episode sex story, like in other threads, via limericks. Here’s my first attempt.
Death of a SBF Nick
There’s a brother among us
In him his wife does not trust
Got caught writing sex story
Now his nick is history
Wife now know of S B F
Nag him until almost deaf
Saw a P M that feel strange
Wife seek advice for some change
Added wife on M S N
Chat and found out she is Gwen
Flies around the world for work
Husband at home went berserk
He got lonely and horny
Marriage start to get thorny
Got his nick and start to post
Many threads he start to host
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Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
Thanks for sharing!
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Originally Posted by
hickeybites
this thread is just too funny & good a read to let “die”
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Originally Posted by
LoveAngel
So crude!! But I like!
Thanks ladies. Your support is deeply appreciated. Recently, I’ve been accused of hating ALL female samsters. The more I explain that I’m only targetting stupid cock-teasers, the longer and angrier the pm became. Sigh. Give up. Can’t convince all that I don’t dislike ALL ladies in this forum. My little thanks to the 3 ladies. Incorporated your nicks into a poem that hopefully shows that I don’t dislike all the ladies here.
Women Bashing doubts linger
Chanel
, why they point
finger
Truth may not be so cordial
Love
won’t always have
Angel
People who slam what I say
Better that we go our way
I write what I feel is right
You like, give me
Hickeybite
Girls who support seem so rare
Am I such a big nightmare?
Hickeybites, you write like a man!
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Originally Posted by
rouselouse
This one was part of the piece that was in the Monopoly poem, but because it had to much ‘me’ inside I took it out.
Thanks for sharing. Very nice. Contribute whenever you can. No issues with me.
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Originally Posted by
hickeybites
Thanks TS for honouring my nick in your poem!
Didn’t really strike me that that I wrote like a man until further perusal of the poems!
You’re welcome. This poem is definitely very feminine. Lucky guy he is.
Thanks for your support.
People zap me. Why you think?
Because I don’t sing same hymm
Different views they aren’t so keen
Nature always come in green??? (Naturegreen)
Every morning, Awaken (awaken)
Cock rise up like Big Dragon
Guys do worry about didi
Meet liao P D no E D (Pink Divinyls)
Owl heng heng eight eight eight (Owl888)
Sure strike 4 D, no need wait
Alan Zero Three Three Eight (Alan0338)
Twelve combi easy create (System bet 12 combinations only right?)
Ah Pui number why so long… (Ahpui123123)
How to keep you in this song?
Thank you brother hundred son (Hundredson)
Think of number that’s not fun
Write well can bed some Chio Bu?
If it’s true, I shout yohooo (Yohooo)
Simply horny says it all (Simply horny)
Make him cum from every pore
Next come brother Ra Ding Gu (Raddinggu)
Here find FB Tan Gu Gu… (wait long long)
Oyster always have Lover (Oysterlover)
Cheebye here have, come find girl (relevant to your post hor?)
Thanks for meeting, Sister Fail (Fail)
I am chatty, that is real
There’s a brother call Fatfart (Fatfart, what else? Haha)
I see him I try to dart
Wait the smell I can’t take man…
Run fast fast need Fourhorseman (Fourhorseman)
One nick I see think of food
Eeemen cooked by fire of wood? (Eeemen)
Sean just like his sixty nine (Sean69)
I lick, you suck, we do fine
Thanks for reading, I talk rot
Up to you Believe or Not (Believe or not)
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Originally Posted by
rouselouse
Sounds like a singlish rap song 2centsworth! Haha!
Well, got to squeeze in 17 nicks. This nicks appeared in this thread one way or another. Thanks guys for contributing to this thread. Can’t think of how else to thank you guys. So… that’s why it’s like a rap song. In fact, I did talk about song at some point.
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Originally Posted by
Chanelfingers
Nice one!~
Glad you liked it.
Someone suggested this way of telling stories in a thread. Supposedly easier to readers to follow the story amid other posts in a thread. I will try, you guys let me know if it’s easier.
Death of a SBF Nick (Part 1)
Death of a SBF Nick (Part 2)
Wife now start to think aloud
Why her pussy got white cloud
Wonder why she smell like fish
Her mind filled with gross anguish
Soon she cannot take no more
Ask her hubby if he whore
His response was to deny
Don’t know why she Chao Chee Bye
Wife said she might get cancer
Husband scared and go tell her
Yes I went to K T V
There I had a girl Ivy
Ivy comes from P R C
Student but work K T V
She is just my birthday fling
Paid her fifty squeeze her thing
Thanks guys. Will not be posting a link to the 2 earlier parts. Doesn’t make sense when I have an average 2 posts after each poem.
This thread is really easy to navigate so I don’t see a nick to provide a hyperlink.
Death of a SBF nick (Part 3)
Ivy and I did not fuck
She just took my cock and suck
Wife ask if he use condom
Of course not there’s no freedom
Suck with condom not awesome
Some more condom troublesome
Police raid then how to say
She blow birthday balloon leh??
Your cock for her to handle
Blow him out like big candle
Then you bring home S T D
Is that supper for wifey?
Samster listen keep quiet
Worried pussy have maggot
Bring wife quickly see doctor
Hope to find a cure for her
Every night the wife will cry
Said she sad till want to die
Why did hubby go outside?
Is her pussy not as tight?
Forum’s charm is mystery
Why did he write sex story?
She sent emails that are blank
Makes me wonder ‘maybe prank’?
Saw the wife on M S N
Ask me to chat if I can
Want to find out how she cope
Maybe marriage still got hope
Hubby still in this forum
Why the wife just can’t fathom
Maybe he need lots of sex
Writing story help relax
Thanks for your comments. Glad there are people who can understand what I write.
Wife hear then say it’s a joke
She lie in bed he no poke
Writing story can relax?
Story better than real sex?
Hear already I am shocked
Thought he really horny jock
You mean you two do not fuck?
Why he complain he no luck?
Told Gwen to just live her life
One day, he will treasure wife
Forum flings don’t mean a thing
Sometimes you girls learn to think
Guys go Geylang to buy sex
Wives should treat it like a tax
Such sex guys fuck then forget
No mistress for wife to fret
Gwen laugh loudly how I think
You guys are just born to fling
Guys buy sex like girls buy shoe
Girls choose pattern, guys choose who
What if your wife thinks like you?
Go find man with 8 inch tool?
I tell her now that is life
Modern girl can be hot wife
Gwen ask me to go meet her
I tell her, will consider
Chat with you for quite some time
Now it’s time to sit and dine
Laughter lessens misery
Meet ups lessen mystery
Don’t you think it’s time to meet?
Why are we both dragging feet?