Girls who are cock-teasers in Sammyboy

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Originally Posted by

blohsg

5 - just a min of your time ? was that the post @ honeybbs you made with regards to the Elections 2011 ?

6 - What can you say about the boss ?

You mean this post right?

http://sbfsg.world/showpos...&postcount=127

I wrote it for Ladypriceless, not for HBB. This post got me the PMs of a few girls. I met up with a lady for the 2nd time last night. Things got hot and heavy and it really became a memorable night. I will share a preview of what I wrote about the boss later on.

The post on Just a minute of your time is my reflection on the thread. Seems like it’s the most popular thread in that section of the forum. Shared the full poem with a lady. She says it’s very harsh. I told her I will be sending that poem to HBB soon. If she is ok with me posting it in here, I will do so. If not, I will thrash it. No point offending a lady in SBF.

Just to pen down my thoughts.

Met a sister last night. Things got hot and heavy. Because I recently started this thread on poems, we had a lot of discussion on what I’ve written and what others have commented. It’s a really surreal experience. After round 1, we were lying in bed, she is scratching my balls with her nails (guys, try this. sibeh shoik) while chatting with me. I asked her if guys have ever recited poems to her in bed. She said no. I offered to read her a preview of some of the poems I’ve said I’ve written. She said ok. Decided to play a prank on her by reciting something anti-climatic like the first 2 lines of my poem ‘A tribute to the 90s public toilet door.’

In this toilet where you sit

Take Time Read This As You Shit

She burst out laughing. That’s a smelly poem alright? I then offered her a preview of what I wrote about Sammyboyfor. Here it goes

I am Sammy end with for

I’m the one who owns it all

Advice, advise get it right

If not I’ll be soon in sight

She end up laughing again.

Dear so and so, thanks for the wonderful night. You will be one beautiful memory that I can look back and smile when I’m old and toothless. I’ve decided to honour you by writing out our first date via a poem. Did this first thing this morning. Hope you will enjoy.

Guys, I will be posting the election special at a later date. Must write this next poem while the feel is strong. Otherwise I will lose bits and pieces through memory loss.

If there’s any question on what I’ve written, please let me know. Realised she doesn’t fully understand my first poem. I compared girls who started threads to look for FB with Hello Kitty. When Hello Kitty was sold in MacDonalds, people queue up for it. Got queue must be good? So whenever a new girl start a search for FB thread, I see a similar queue right here in SBF. Somemore the SBF guys don’t even know what the SBF Hello Kitty look like before they join the queue.

For my poem on Sherine, I wrote about the 2 IC rule. Not many of us realise it but this new rule prevents her from sneaking up on us like she used to. Haha…

Remembering you

There’s a girl who PM me

Say she want to drink coffee

Tell me I can choose the date

Tell me she can sit and wait

Sammy says we shouldn’t meet

Last time 1 guy kenna beat

I do wonder if there’s risk

If I feel strange, make it brisk

Wait a minute can’t you see?

I am just a plain newbie

Who will want to come hurt me?

I am silly with worry

Wrote back ‘Ok, drink coffee’

Do you know Great World City?

We meet outside CD Shop

Tell me colour of your top

First time meeting online queen

What if she is that Sherine?

Soon it’s time for our date

Traffic jam I end up late

Where’s the girl whose top is blue?

At the place there’s quite a few

So scared she might look hideous

End up she look just gorgeous

We had lunch at TCC

Whole place only she and me

She said loudly

S B F

I scanned my eyes right and left

Tell her not to be so loud

Surf that forum nothing proud

Over lunch she is so fun

Full of life she glows like sun

S B F is second life

Details cannot share with wife

I am yet to be marry

How come from here meet fairy?

What a waste we can’t go far

Girls won’t marry men with tar

I should just enjoy my lunch

First and last meet is my hunch.

Thanks for all your support so far. Recently, there have been a lot of girls looking for FB. Don’t know how come so many also. The recent election has also been a hot talking point. Everyone’s talking about it, asking people who your vote is for (voting’s secret but so many people are telling each other who they are voting for) and organising gatherings to attend rallies.

So I wondered if I can put these 2 recent events together. Can I be a guy who comes online to search for a FB after attending 10 days of rallies? Everyone’s talking about Tin Pei Ling and Nicole Seah. So if I want a FB, somehow naturally girls in their mould comes to mind.

I hope you guys will find it a fun piece. I think worst things have been said. Mine will appear mild.

Election Special: I want to find a FB

Attend rally like party

Meet friends, Talk cock, Eat Muar Chee

Time has passed for election

Now it’s time for erection

Ten day rally no sex life

Come online find part time wife

Pockets filled by Grow and Share

Penis look for girl who Dare

Online find girls be witty

Guys who can’t write big pity

Romance books make all girls dumb

Guys who write well they sure cum???

F B what kind is the best

Only time can do the test

Smart girls surely keep me hooked

Not just bimbo who can cook

Neh Neh Big Big Good to hold

If they don’t sag, Like strike gold

This time 2 girls come to scene

Nicole Seah and Tin Pei Ling

Use them as 2 example

One no brain, the other ample

What a difference in the brain

One is smart while one is plain

Use the rally as a gauge

Smart girl speak beyond her age

Dumb girls don’t know what to say

Smart girl even speak Malay

Some girls like to have Kate Spade

Nicole’s wisdom Pei Ling shade

Ask you what’s your big regret

Bimbo’s answer who forget

If I want a fuck buddy

I won’t pick just anybody

Girls With No Brain I won’t pick

Girls With Brain they make me tick

I don’t want no Tin Pei Ling

Spare me all those bimbo fling

I can say things all so sweet

Send you love notes via tweet

If we do meet, think win-win

Can you be my Nicole queen?

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Originally Posted by

bonkster

Nevermind who r the cock/abalone-teasers.

Thanks for this comment. I do realise that the poems I’ve posted may not be always be relevant to my title. I will post a poem that touches on the topic next. As mentioned, recently there are many threads on ladies looking for FB in the orgies/swinging section. Some of these girls just assume they can ask for the sky because it’s a guy’s forum. Well ladies, if you are as good as you say, why do you need to advertise yourself in a sex forum? I called these girls cock-teasers because there seems to be nothing sexual at the end of the day. With the arrival of the cock-teasers come a group of guys who will just try to post bo-liao, waste your time comments. Some ladies call them skirt-chasers. Wrote quite a lot to slam both sides.

Here’s a checklist of what I’ve posted and what should be posted soon.

1. Introduction (Posted)

2. Sherine (Posted)

3. Election Special (Posted)

4. Save our SBF (Up Next-Direct)

5. Tribute to the 90s toilet door (Humour)

6. Just a minute of your time (Deleted)

7. What can go wrong? (Crude)

8. Sammyboyfor (Humour)

9. Suck it up Baby (Super Crude)

10. Death of a SBF Nick (Multiple Episode Grim Story)

Some of these poems are plain crude, in your face, suck it up style. I’ve been advised by my female proof-reader that I should issue a disclaimer before I post them. I will be doing that so that you can skip the more graphic ones.

Save our SBF is about turning back time to the days where it’s almost 100% male here. Comments posted are frank, sexist even and it’s nice to be posting comments amongst a band of ‘online’ brothers. I miss those days. Girls are definitely welcomed here but I hope we guys don’t lose that ability to post our views without caring what the girls will think.

Save our SBF

SBF is meant for guys

To share info among guys

To share jokes, discuss our life

To seek fun, Complain the wife

How to love wife and get sex

How to fuck and avoid hex

We guys just want our space

In a forum without lace

If guys want to get a fuck

Call a chicken who will cluck.

Why do we guys need to queue?

For a strange girl no one knew

If girls want to get a fuck

Why don’t you just call a duck?

Girls so smart sure got money

Why come here to find honey?

Info shared is for freelance

Not for people meet and dance

Happy people seem to shine?

Wasn’t like this lor last time

Real guys don’t change way we talk

Real men do things walk the walk

If girls want to share a thought

Why not share in

Cozy Cot

?

Thanks for your support. 8000 plus views is beyond my expectation. Please feel free to post whatever poem or stuff you want. I was told that it’s not easy for ladies to find a duck, even if they are willing to pay. Wonder if you guys have any comments on that. May be writing a tongue in cheek piece about being a duck. Any other topics you want me to write about?

May be posting ‘Tribute to the 90s toilet door’ if I can get back to office in time.

For you know who you are, wish you good health. May laughter be the best medicine. Sorry I can’t do much for you.

Tribute to the 90s toilet door

In this toilet where you sit

Take Time Read This As You Shit

Ah Beng Write Like We Sing Song

Ah Beng Poem A Door Long

Here’s a number you can call

Only call when you got ball

Number called will give free fuck

You don’t believe, try your luck

Girl will say she is Sher lynne

Meet already see Sherine

Noticed there are 800+ views since I posted ‘Tribute to 90s toilet door’ but there is only 1 comment. Guess no one can accuse this thread of TCSS.

The next piece is about Sammyboyfor. I pm-ed him out of courtesy before posting it. He says it’s fine but commented that it could be made more insulting.

Well, I think piecing together what I know of him and making the information rhymes is funny. There’s no need to be insulting in this case. The insulting pieces will come later. Comments?

Sammyboyfor

I am Sammy end with for

I’m the one who owns it all

I think I am very nice

Always tell you stay from vice

Whores are meant for us to share

Why you marry and take care?

Advice, advise get it right

If not I’ll be soon in sight

I get swamped with new demand

When you want new ways of fun

Freelance Dome has split to three

Soccer forum added free

Now we have a new chatroom

Freelance go there business bloom

Start a forum for F B?

So you don’t write in Orgy…?

TCSS is just fine

As long as you write few line

People ask on sexual health

See a doctor, don’t save wealth

You poke half way condom break

See a doctor why you wait?

Sammy always say don’t meet

Last time got guys kenna beat

I am Sammy end with for

I’m the one who owns it all.