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Save our SBF (more girl bashing)
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Tribute to the 90s toilet door
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What can go wrong?
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Election Special, which female politician should our samstress ladies be? (Tin Pei Ling Vs Nicole Seah)
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My name is Sherine
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Save our SBF (more girl bashing)
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Tribute to the 90s toilet door
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What can go wrong?
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Election Special, which female politician should our samstress ladies be? (Tin Pei Ling Vs Nicole Seah)
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Just a minute of your time (advised to post at a much later stage)
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Sammyboyfor, the boss
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Suck it up Baby…
You are a man that’s looking for sex
Nothing in your mind but triple x
Forever complaining FL is too x
Always hang around sammy for free sex
After you kena dump by your ex
You tell girls you are the best
Hoping she will give you her ass
After getting enough of her ass
You get to find out what she has
And start regretting over your sad ass
Specially dedicated to the chk
I notice a select few individuals who prowl the Orgies section and jump at every opportunity when a “lady” introduces herself as someone looking for a partner for whatever reasons. These guys put on their best facade as a smooth casanova. Just a few select individuals. Very interesting watching them in action to say the least.
I just got zapped.
Here’s what this kind man said:
“U also a cock teaser so I zap zap zap u”
It doesn’t bother me because points are just points.
But I do see you are trying to prove a point.
There’s no denial that you are very sore towards women …..
Do you really expect to bed every women you tease?
You have no courage to indicate your name, you just hide behind a woman’s skirt and cry foul. Does that make you feel better or more a man?
Have I tried to excite, tease or sexually arouse you, and eventually refused you the sexual release (that makes me a cock teaser)? Or were you one of those whom I have “declined” via email?
Either-way, I take it with good spirit and look upon it as “compliment” ….
Hope you feeling better now.
LoveAngel,
am very impress! you are one classy woman. so, for being such a classy woman, I shall give you a big big hug and a long and wet kiss when we meet again!
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Originally Posted by
LoveAngel
I just got zapped.
Here’s what this kind man said:
“U also a cock teaser so I zap zap zap u”
It doesn’t bother me because points are just points.
But I do see you are trying to prove a point.
There’s no denial that you are very sore towards women …..
Do you really expect to bed every women you tease?
You have no courage to indicate your name, you just hide behind a woman’s skirt and cry foul. Does that make you feel better or more a man?
Have I tried to excite, tease or sexually arouse you, and eventually refused you the sexual release (that makes me a cock teaser)? Or were you one of those whom I have “declined” via email?
Either-way, I take it with good spirit and look upon it as “compliment” ….
Hope you feeling better now.
I just got zapped by 2 more persons: one is a “point-less” man and the other said: “Don’t be rude!”
What’s wrong with you people? Was I rude??
I’m apologize if you think I am but I am just stating the facts plainly.
Okie … since I am not welcome here, I shall make myself scarce.
Enjoy!
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Originally Posted by
PinkDivinyls
LoveAngel,
am very impress! you are one classy woman. so, for being such a classy woman, I shall give you a big big hug and a long and wet kiss when we meet again!
Darling,
Check your user cp. You may be the next in line to get zap.
Anyhow, thanks dear ……. can’t wait to catch up with you too.
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Originally Posted by
LoveAngel
I just got zapped by 2 more persons: one is a “point-less” man and the other said: “Don’t be rude!”
Thanks for being the first girl to post here. Glad girls have sense of humour too. Will add you in a line in a future poem. Not being a chee hong, just a way of saying thanks. Nice rebuttal on your poem. I’ve gotten zapped too but it’s ok. Everyone has a right to a view.
So for my next posting, I was wondering what you guys will want to read next. Here are the choices.
If there’s any thread you want me to poke fun at, please let me know.
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Reoxy
Good luck to your thread. Mine has been shut down by TCSS controller
Need to clarify. This isn’t a TCSS thread. This thread is a variation of the sex stories that people write. There will be sex and there will be SBF references. I think I better post more of what I have so that you guys can form an opinion. I hope the moderator don’t shut down this thread just cos it’s going to be based on limericks (a form of poem).
I was looking for an icon of SBF to write about. The Merlion is always linked to Singapore. So what icon (good or bad) is linked to SBF and SBF only? Over the years, the 1 consistent name that comes to mind is Sherine!
She is the subject of my next poem.
Hope you guys can see better what I’m trying to do in this thread. Comments are always welcome.
Sherine
I am Sherine I am sad
Why do you guys call me fat???
Hundred fifty suck your cock
Show you how my blowjob rock
Nine four nine four you call me
Ask me if I today free
You guys know that I cock-tease
Fake my voice like girl with ease
I am girl from N U S
Some guys think with their ass
Book me Fragrance, Eighty-One
I will turn up, get job done
Get a room and wait for me
I will show up close to three
Ring the bell and start to hide
Kick the door and rush inside
Dress myself to meet you leh
Why you see me call me gay?
Pay me money I don’t want
I just want to drink your cum
Suck your cock you say well cum
Back at home you write you run?
In the room you say baby
Now you say I not lady???
One guy meet to ambush me
Say I should be history
Don’t come anymore to Sammy
If not I will be sorry
So I keep my profile low
Miss the cocks I used to blow
Why do guys make fun of me?
Always ask me meet newbie
Sometimes I feel like a joke
Hope for backside kenna poke
You know how you make me feel
Laugh like I am banana peel
With the new 2 I C rule
I can’t go straight to the room
So I ask to meet lobby
Meet then you run to Lor Bi… (road side in hokkien)
I am Sherine I am Sad
Why can’t you guys love me back?
Down here also got a Queen
Why you love her not Sherine?
I hate, I hate, 2 I C rule
Stop me, Stop Me, Meeting you
If I suck your cock for free
Will you spend some time with me?
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naturegreen
Wa bro creative leh!
Hope you like it. Brings back memories of events only the older ones in this forum will remember. Need a link to see her face?
Hope the moderator won’t delete my thread. It’s as good a read as any sex story, I feel.
Anyway, just wrote another 2 pieces of poem before I start work. Here’s a list of what I might post next. Trying to get some audience participation going here, so let me know what you wish to see next.
Seems like option 4 is the preferred choice. Let me revamp it to make it edgier and post it later. Thanks for reading. What are my boundaries, I do wonder… Is it ok to add hokkien vulgarities because it does provide a comic angle and is very direct?