Trying to remember this meeting. The lady is from this forum. The ending was unusual. We chatted about topics of the day in my car. Topics of the day were the 2 videos that showed the Ah lian and auntie quarrelling on the train and the meaty lingzhi which turned out to be a sex toy.
Know a girl from this chat room
Over time a friendship bloom
Happened she is free that day
Asked her out she said okay
Drove my car to her address
She stood there in a red dress
Happy chit-chat on the way
Chat of topics of the day
Train fight due to lack of room
China found a new mushroom
Sex toy become rare mushroom
Meaty Lingzhi in full bloom
Lingzhi has 2 unique sides
One side look like a backside
Next side look like vagina
News went viral in China
Report still say Qin Shi Wang
Not the fame the village want
Wah lau! Who throw toy in well?
Village kenna mocked like hell
M R T is battle ground
Crazy auntie run around
Before scold you, Lian say please
Ah Lian’s fury then unleash
Chao Chee Bye! Lian so auto
Let you sit, still take photo!!!
Ah Lian if she’s from China
Then you are old vagina
Old vagina Lao Chee Bye
Sell in Geylang lousy price
Funny news just make her laugh
World is full of funny stuff
She has pair of lovely eyes
Meet up soon end. You know why?
Car made left turn, hear loud
POM!
Tyre burst and she went home
First time meet up tyre sag
Next time meet up pop air bag
Wait by road for my tow truck
Curse my luck lah, what the fuck
Still thought meeting will go smooth
Must be cursed by Big Bad Wolf
Meet up so short sure feel vex
Meet up faster than quick sex
Read till here need three minutes
Meet up lasted five minutes
Could this be case of no fate
Who thinks I’ll get second date?
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Originally Posted by
吸干我精子
2centsworth is odd and a geek.
He’s a snore and a fiend and a freak.
He’s an arrogant monkey,
A belligerent junkie,
He’s repellent, the ignorant sneak.
My first limerick!
Thanks.
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Originally Posted by
calamari
I’m too stupid to understand.
Part 1 talks about how I got to know her. Normally when I meet friends from this forum, it’s common to talk about the threads and posts here. Part 2 and 3 talks about forum-related stuff. Let me redirect you to the relevant threads. Perhaps you had missed out on reading them.
Part 2 talks about this.
http://sbfsg.world/showthr...x+toy+mushroom
Part 3 talks about
http://sbfsg.world/showthr...ht=ah+lian+mrt
Part 4 about what happened next and how the meeting ends.
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Originally Posted by
Bigbadwolfff
1 supporter of “Uncover Xibaixian” story!!!
Anymore anymore?? Keke….
This isn’t the TCSS thread. If you want to slam anyone, start your own thread. If you want to slam anyone in this thread, do it as per the manner of this thread. Through limericks.
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Originally Posted by
Sen5eS
Well … dust is settling
Give it a while
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Originally Posted by
Ladyrain
2centsworth no 灵感?
Nothing interesting to write about at this moment.
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Originally Posted by
Sen5eS
hehehe maybe he’s too bz to write anything for the moment
have to wait fer it then
Ok actually wrote a few lines of rubbish yesterday.
From:
http://sbfsg.world/showthread.php?t=297685
, go check out the thread. Personally, I think picking up people via sms is not feasible. Getting to know strangers via facebook or msn is more acceptable to the ladies.
Read this message that I send
Will you be my brand new friend?
Type eight numbers randomly
Let Fate link up you and me
May this message bring a smile
May I call to chat a while?
Writing this makes me feel like a teenager again. Like the things you write on cards and then pass it to the girl you wish to know. Anyone has the same experience before? But the card always end up with everyone else but the intended girl. Sigh…
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Originally Posted by
Ladyrain
Siao cheenaan..
I do not know what he is writing but please leave him alone. Anyone can write anything that looks like a poem here.