I like SBF a lot for what it is, a guys forum. In here, we can just chat among fellow guys about our views towards sex, ladies, football etc. Destress and relax… It’s nice that we can type what we feel without caring about what the ladies will think. Recently there has been an increase of girls in the orgies/swinging section looking for FB. Some girls just seek attention, I doubt if sex is even on the menu. As a result of these girl’s arrival, some guys start to be ‘Chee Hong’ and type comments that won’t be something a guy will say but something a girl will want to read. It’s ok to share the forum with girls but i hope we guys don’t lose our ability to bash women through words because we care about our female samsters. SBF is first and foremost, a forum for guys.
This thread is my attempt to poke fun at the girls in the orgies/swinging section. Stories written in paragraphs are common in SBF. I will be writing my observations in 8 line, 7 syllable Limerick style (nonsense poem aimed at humour). Hope you guys like it.
Dear Cock Teaser
You are lady, here to tease
Look for men who want to please
Come to Sammy start a thread
Say you local born and bred
Seek guys above age thirty
Cos they don’t just think dirty
You want witty you want cool
You want guys with eight inch tool
You say guys must be witty
Hello, are you named Kitty?
You want guys to queue for you
From the queue you choose a few
Queue from Changi to Jurong
Cos you party in Sarong???
Just cos you are someone new
Why should guys come queue for you???
Sing pool ladies dun be sad
cos we men here are not so bad
if you are in for a good time sex
we welcome u at Somerset
but attention seeker indeed you are
pls go home and play spider
alas, I have wronged you and u feel mad
pls pm me and exchange contact
I promise you great fun when we meet
a sexperience you will never forget
P/s: any taker, ladies? You are in for a good time, as promise.
TS, tats y u already pin point liao ma, chee hong is the case lor
but always remember, a gals nick may not even be a gal if u understand wat i mean
believe only wat u see
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Originally Posted by
alan0338
but always remember, a gals nick may not even be a gal if u understand wat i mean
believe only wat u see
Yup, gotten your point. Thanks for being my first respondent in this thread. Just started this thread for comic relief. Some guys write story. Some stories are good, others forgettable. I am trying something new by writing a story through Limericks, I think. Each post will be 2 paragraphs of at least 8 lines. I think I’ve written 5 pieces so far. Wonder if people will like.
Following my poems is like following another guy’s story right? I may refer to certain threads for inspiration but I won’t go down to naming specific people, I hope.
Just in case guys think that I’m a cultured man. DON’T. I’m an AH BENG in my heart. These limericks are common in the 90s. Behind the toilet door of public toilets.
I’m just giving them a SBF twist.
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Originally Posted by
2centsworth
Dear Cock Teaser
You are lady, here to tease
Look for men who want to please
Come to Sammy start a thread
Say you local born and bred
Seek guys above age thirty
Cos they don’t just think dirty
You want witty you want cool
You want guys with eight inch tool
You say guys must be witty
Hello, are you named Kitty?
You want guys to queue for you
From the queue you choose a few
Queue from Changi to Jurong
Cos you party in Sarong???
Just cos you are someone new
Why should guys come queue for you???
TS waiting for more peoms to come, keep it up
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Originally Posted by
2centsworth
Dear Cock Teaser
You are lady, here to tease
Look for men who want to please
Come to Sammy start a thread
Say you local born and bred
Seek guys above age thirty
Cos they don’t just think dirty
You want witty you want cool
You want guys with eight inch tool
You say guys must be witty
Hello, are you named Kitty?
You want guys to queue for you
From the queue you choose a few
Queue from Changi to Jurong
Cos you party in Sarong???
Just cos you are someone new
Why should guys come queue for you???
Would love to listen to a rap of this. LOL
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Originally Posted by
2centsworth
….. It’s nice that we can type what we feel without caring about what the ladies will think. Recently there has been an increase of girls in the orgies/swinging section looking for FB. Some girls just seek attention, I doubt if sex is even on the menu. As a result of these girl’s arrival, some guys start to be ‘Chee Hong’ and type comments that won’t be something a guy will say but something a girl will want to read.
It’s ok to share the forum with girls but i hope we guys don’t lose our ability to bash women through words because we care about our female samsters.
SBF is first and foremost, a forum for guys.
Hello 2centsworth,
I agree with you that men should not lose their ability to be themselves & speak their heart (or bash whichever you call it) about women in this guys forum, whether crudely or with style.
There are probably a number of “Chee Hongs” out there, but I think there are also many plentiful courageous guys who are true to themselves who speaks the truth (sometimes ugly truth), the way it is … just like yourself, which is refreshing.
So please do …. ignore the presence of women here and be yourself. Where else can you be so free & open about your deepest desires & dark secrets??
No need to sugar coat ….. just spill it the way you like it ….
Hello 2centsworth … In the name of fun k?
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Originally Posted by
2centsworth
This thread is my attempt to poke fun at the girls in the orgies/swinging section. ….. Hope you guys like it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
2centsworth
Dear Cock Teaser
You are lady, here to tease
Look for men who want to please
Come to Sammy start a thread
Say you local born and bred
Seek guys above age thirty
Cos they don’t just think dirty
You want witty you want cool
You want guys with eight inch tool
You say guys must be witty
Hello, are you named Kitty?
You want guys to queue for you
From the queue you choose a few
Queue from Changi to Jurong
Cos you party in Sarong???
Just cos you are someone new
Why should guys come queue for you???
Dear Skirt Chaser
You are man, here to fuck
Look for women who wants to suck
Come to Sammy, join a thread
Say you awesome, not a dread
Seeking girls of any age
As you go through your sex rampage
You want pretty sexy to get hook
You want girls with D cup boobs
You tell girls no strings attached
Hoping onto you they latched
You want girls to come to you
Easy girls whom you can screw
Just so you are lonely now
Why should girls bother anyhow
So if we are the cock teaser
That’s cuz there’s you the skirt chaser
Flirting doesn’t make you a tease.
If you give a guy a snack, it doesn’t automatically mean he gets the run of the kitchen. ….
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Originally Posted by
LoveAngel
Dear Skirt Chaser
You are man, here to fuck
Look for women who wants to suck
Come to Sammy, join a thread
Say you awesome, not a dread
Seeking girls of any age
As you go through your sex rampage
You want pretty sexy to get hook
You want girls with D cup boobs
You tell girls no strings attached
Hoping onto you they latched
You want girls to come to you
Easy girls whom you can screw
Just so you are lonely now
Why should girls bother anyhow
So if we are the cock teaser
That’s cuz there’s you the skirt chaser
Flirting doesn’t make you a tease.
If you give a guy a snack, it doesn’t automatically mean he gets the run of the kitchen. ….
BRAVO well written ! My 1000th post is for you my dear !