After a few hours of window shopping at IMM, I was feeling hungry so i went to my favorite hainanese eating place on the ground floor of the shopping centre. Placed my order for a pork chop dinner set. Found a table at the back of the eating house then whipped out my handphone to check my emails while waiting for dinner to be served. Suddenly my attention was diverted to a couple placing their dinner order at the counter.
The guy was a 60+ old short and chubby uncle (towkay type). Well dressed with the typical bling bling rolex on his hand. The real reason why I was suddenly distracted - I was eyeing at the lady accompanying him. What a stunning beauty! A late 20 old chio bu with a hot sexy hourglass figure wearing a low cut white blouse and a black mini skirt. Instant nose bleed effect even when you see her from a distance. Even the male waiters and customers were happy looking at the sexy babe (a welcome change of scenery).
I was guessing whether the couple is related in some way …. Daughter, niece or perhaps his young wife …. Dun think so lah my hunch - she might be the uncle’s kept woman as such thing is quite common.
There was a vacant table in front of my table. I was crossing my finger that they would choose that table. Bingo! My prayers answered, haha….
A much better and closer view of the chio bu hehehe…. I focused my slight on her cleavage then shifted to her big c + (.) (.) straining on the fabric of the white blouse …. I was so busy staring at her boobs then I failed to notice that she was looking in the direction of my table. Shit! She noticed that my roving eyes were locked on her twin peaks. I was pleasantly surprised when she just gave me a teasing sweet smile - acknowledging my appreciation of her busty figure.
Better not push my luck. Thk goodness - my pork chop set arrived to save the day.
About 15 mins later as I was about to finish my meal, the uncle suddenly stood up and gave the lady a heavy slap on her face. Whack! Everyone in the eating house was shocked. Leaving her to endure the humiliating stares by strangers, he walked to the counter, paid the bill then walked towards the exit of the shopping centre. What a mxxxxx fxxxxx! Man, i wanted to just go and grab the old fart and beat him to a bloody pulp.
The lady started to sob silently with her head bowed down slightly. Without thinking twice (somewhat out of character), I stood up and walked towards her. I took out a tissue and offered to her. She looked at me with her big teary eyes.
To be continued ….
Myself: Why did he slap you? Are you ok?
Chiobu: I told him not to be stupid. Hainan Chicken Rice originated from Hainan and not Singapore. You stupid Singaporeans always like to claim the credit for other people’s creations. China Chinese are the best and then he slapped me.
Myself: Don’t be stupid. The chickens Singapore import from China are meant for sex, not for food. Singapore is such a small place, where got room to rear chickens. This chicken you are eating is from Johor.
I then slapped her again and walk away.
He he he…good one Bro Xgenre
TS….please continue
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Xgenre
Myself: Why did he slap you? Are you ok?
Chiobu: I told him not to be stupid. Hainan Chicken Rice originated from Hainan and not Singapore. You stupid Singaporeans always like to claim the credit for other people’s creations. China Chinese are the best and then he slapped me.
Myself: Don’t be stupid. The chickens Singapore import from China are meant for sex, not for food. Singapore is such a small place, where got room to rear chickens. This chicken you are eating is from Johor.
I then slapped her again and walk away.
Brother, chicken rice is way too greasy. You eat that stuff? I stick to Western style chicken wraps.
Ask not what SG society can do for you but what you can do for SG society.
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Originally Posted by
Xgenre
Myself: Why did he slap you? Are you ok?
Chiobu: I told him not to be stupid. Hainan Chicken Rice originated from Hainan and not Singapore. You stupid Singaporeans always like to claim the credit for other people’s creations. China Chinese are the best and then he slapped me.
Myself: Don’t be stupid. The chickens Singapore import from China are meant for sex, not for food. Singapore is such a small place, where got room to rear chickens. This chicken you are eating is from Johor…I then slapped her again and walk away.
Then DirtyHairy, who was doing his roti delivery, went up to her…
DH: “hey, why did that Bro Xgenre slap you?
Mei Ni: “I told him his father was baoyang me and had given his December pay to me”
DH:“Then why did that old man slap you?”
Mei Ni: “After I told him I was going back to China with DirtyHairy”
DH: " I then slap here, and I walk away!
Ooops…late lah…lao hua..so typed wrongly lah…the last line should be
DH: I then slap her and I walk away!
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Originally Posted by
Xgenre
Myself: Why did he slap you? Are you ok?
Chiobu: I told him not to be stupid. Hainan Chicken Rice originated from Hainan and not Singapore. You stupid Singaporeans always like to claim the credit for other people’s creations. China Chinese are the best and then he slapped me.
Myself: Don’t be stupid. The chickens Singapore import from China are meant for sex, not for food. Singapore is such a small place, where got room to rear chickens. This chicken you are eating is from Johor.
I then slapped her again and walk away.
Bro xgenre, good add on hahaha
…. I am so tempted to change the tread title to “the origin of chicken rice - the facts that you do not know”
She shyly took the tissue to wipe her tears. As she is quite fair, there was a slight reddish imprint on her left cheek. From my vantage point, I had a clear view of her protruding snowy globes (hardly covered by the green bra she was wearing). Wow … So big hahaha
Good sense prevailed … This poor thing kana slapped hard just now, I better stop being so tiko by staring at her boobs.
Me: are u alright?
Girl: I am ok. So embarrassing lah.
She sighed faintly then gave me a weak smile.
Me: I think u better go home to rest.
Girl: he might have gone back to the house.
Me: oh you mean your father … Err ….. just now … Err …
Girl: he is not my father. So paiseh, everyone is staring at us. Just want to leave this place now.
First time opportunity to act hero, I mustered my courage:
Me (macho voice): do you have any place you want to go … just to relax. I can drive you there. Don’t worry.
By the way, what is your name?
She gave me a surprised look …. Then nodded her head …
Girl: michelle
Me (macho voice again): michelle, come, let’s go.
While we were walking to the carpark, I was on the lookout for the old guy who slapped michelle. Dun know whether he is a triad Lao da … Later get into trouble for nothing haha.
I opened the passenger door for Michelle. Her firm butts wriggled in the tight black mini skirt as she got into the car. So tempting to just grab and slap both butt cheeks haha.
Me: michelle, so you have any place in mind to go?
Michelle: no idea, I am so lost now… No place to stay. I don’t want my relatives or friends to know what happened….
Me: if u dun mind me asking, the old guy is your?
Michelle (embarrassed tone): he pays for everything. The place I am staying belongs to him.
Me: oic…. Never mind lah … I bring you to somewhere to rest … Dun think so much
Michelle: ok … Tks….. Err
Me: Peter
At that point that time, I wanted to do everything to protect this girl from harm. Strangely, at same time, I was so attracted to her (not just her physical attributes).
I made up my mind to drive to my rental apartment (my agent still could not find a suitable tenant as yet). Michelle could stay there for the time being.
While driving to the apartment, I could detect her nervousness in a car with a complete stranger.
Me: we are going to my sister’s apartment. She is working overseas at the moment. You can stay in the apartment until you find another place to stay.
(a white lie. Dun want to scare her).
Michelle: We hardly know each other. Peter, are you sure it is ok? Dun want to bother you so much.
Me: Aiyoh. Just give me a chance to save a damsel in distress.
She gave me a tender look in appreciation of my offer to help. Wah lao, melt my heart already. I occasionally looked at her to check her out. Long ash brown dyed hair and she has very nice facial features - puppy big eyes, a sharp nose and sultry lips. Did not put on much make up - already chio looking.
After becoming more comfortable in my presence, Michelle opened up and shared with me her personnel affairs. She worked a few years as a air stewardess. Due to her mum’s mounting medical fees which she could not afford, she was forced to find a way to raise funds. The old uncle came in the picture: offering to cover her living expenses and pay the medical bills. She had no choice but to quit her stewardess job and be a kept woman. She stopped the conversation abruptly and just closed her eyes to rest during the remaining part of the car ride.
We reached the condo. I gently tapped on her shoulder to wake her up.
Catching me by surprise, Michelle suddenly leaned forward to hug me tightly. Her C+ firm neh neh pressed against my chest. My didi suddenly kena electrocuted and shot up to sing the national anthem. With our warm gazes interlocked, I gently stroked her left cheek. In return, she gave me a peck on my cheek.
Michelle: Peter, thank you. You are a really nice guy. How I wish I can find someone like you to care for me and protect me (her eyes tearing up).
In my mind, I was thinking: better than striking toto, today is going to be my lucky day!