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Originally Posted by
B52bomber
Good Morning…
Think those younster next to my table must be wonder why and how this uncle can do it…such a romantic night!
Haha you’re the man!
that hug was so shiok…i was thinking that today i am so lucky..if i would have tried to approach her earlier this evening in the lift..i may have really fuck up myself, i may not get this hug..[/QUOTE]
Another bottle of Martell…and we we getting high..playing 5, 10…we had forgotten about those people around..we were yelling and laughing..drowning glass after glass of Brandy and Whisky..
Kent the manager or so call the boss of the pub came in, Angel intro me to him and we had a short chat.
Kent: you wanna come and visit my other outlet
me: what outlet
Angel: the other outlet is KTV..cuppage plaza..
me: cuppage..that..my office is next to it.. matbe another time ba..not tonight
Kent : look for me when you go there..i give you special offer..buy 2 bottles get 1bottles free.
(KNN think i new bird meh..buy two get one free..uncle go other place also same offer lah)
me: ok thanks
kent: bro must come , my gals there very happening..
me pretended not to know : what is happening ?
Angel came close and speak into my ear..“inside there can do XXXX”
me: oh is it…so happening meh..next time must go.
Kent left the to entertain the other customers and we were back with our 5, 10 games.. there were many body contact from there on and the rest of the gals seem to know who i am up to..they were clever and avoid coming to my counter..other then just coming by to top up ice, chaser and mixer..
Suddenly from outside an Indian man (those tourist) walk into the pub and before anyone could notice his appearance her put his left hand on Angels inner thigh..I was thinking that Angel know him or maybe his customer..i look at Angel and her respond to me that she is shock..this fucking Keling kia must be crazy..thinking that this is India..I pay fucking so much just to chat and get to know her and you coming in to touch her..
my reaction was far to fast when i had the understanding from Angel expression that she is being molested by an Alien….and before she could shout out..i swing around grabbing the Keling Kia by the throat just below the chin..Like an eagle claw hooking on to his prey..my thumb and the middle finger hook in deep into his wind pipe..locking it tight..as i move up from the bar stool..there is no way he could run now..he cannot even struggle..he try using both his hand to break free from me..but he gave up beacuse i will apply for more pressure… he is like a dead prey in my hands now..
the rest of the staffs notice the commotion and ran towards our direction..the barman came, Kent came and the rest of the gals came…they were not aware of what had happened….but they know that this Keling kia had no power to resist at all..I had choke him badly..
This is the first time i see in real..“your face look like shit”
Imagine a black face turning freen and pale..just exactly color like shit after a hard night drinking…
the barman keep telling me
“release him bro leave him to us”
me: mother fucker..this is Singapore OK"
As the guys were trying to pursade me to release the kelingkia..trying to break him away from me..i applied more pressure to prevent him from getting out of my hook…his tounger begin to stick out and just before his eye start to roll..
Angel : let him go dear..let him go..
Kent bro..please leave him to us to handle
i releases the pressure..releases by arm ..and he just drop flat on the floor..he is KO completely..
Me: call the police..KNN this fucker coming in to molest the gals here .
Angel: oh my god i think you kill him
me: dont worry..i know he wont die so easily..
There were chaos inside the pub..the gals were screaming earlier..now they gather togther..looking at that half dead body..all quiet.. Kent when over to lift him up and the barman quickly took that jug of chaser and pour it over him..slowly he recover…and like a flat tyre being inflated again..hstarts to breath again.. the barman catch hold of him..
me : call the police and nail this bastard.
Angel came over and tell me “dear let him go, i dont want my family to know that i am working here, you please understand”
Kent: let him go..
As his regain consiousness, he got up and start to run..i sibeh tulan and kick the barstool towards the dircetion he was running and he tumble and fall another time..got up and ran for his life..
Dun play play with TS, he know kong fu one. hahaha
I think must thanks to the indian so that you can up her faster
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Originally Posted by
gigigagago
Haha it seems that kelengkia always kena from you one… Middle East also. Hahaha.
yalor…thats why i very tulan.. I dont have problem with local kelinglia..i had them working for me…they dont behave like pariah… I face a lot of problem facing them in Middle st..those are pariah , snakes..they will twist and turn their words…using fake certificate ..giving you empty promises.
I pity those filipinos gals that work for them..many being sexually abuses by them.
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Originally Posted by
B52bomber
yalor…thats why i very tulan.. I dont have problem with local kelinglia..i had them working for me…they dont behave like pariah… I face a lot of problem facing them in Middle st..those are pariah , snakes..they will twist and turn their words…using fake certificate ..giving you empty promises.
I pity those filipinos gals that work for them..many being sexually abuses by them.
Clap..calp… TS steady!
Some of my good local frens are kelingkia too.
I always had problem with oversea one too, mostly customers, demand alot, want last minutes changes and always ask for discount. Sigh…
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Originally Posted by
lone_dog69
Hmmmm, when she said…
Angel : let him go dear..let him go..
I think the night has just begun!!
spot on bro… that the magic word i am expecting…
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Originally Posted by
viperf14
Dun play play with TS, he know kong fu one. hahaha
I think must thanks to the indian so that you can up her faster
Thats no kong Fu bro..its an art of self defence..a counter attack move..all bros and sis here can master it easily..but dont play play with it becos it can easily suffocate the opponents and may also result in death..
As his regain consiousness, he got up and start to run..i sibeh tulan and kick the barstool towards the dircetion he was running and he tumble and fall another time..got up and ran for his life..[/QUOTE]
Business back to ususal and relieved face shown on those gals… It is also now that they began to ask Angel what had happen..Kent pour a glass for me and thanks me for the understanding to release that bastard…Angel was busy telling them what had happened…
The next moment i realized that i was the HERO of the night..all the gals came and toast with me..sign of smiles on all the gals..Kent being a businessman was smart to open another bottle ..
Kent: bro where you learnt your martial art..
me:no la..what martial art…its self defence
Kent: you nearly kill him and you call self defence
me: yes, that part of self defence counter attack.
Kent: do lie la..i know there is something in you.
me: sorry bro have to upset you again..not martial art ..its self defence la.
She(angel) : can teach me or not?
sure why not..very simple..just squeeze here and hook in your finger..
She: arhhh!
I releases her and she give me a good hug and a peck on my cheek
she: thank you
me: aiyoh..why lidat? its over la
she: ya, by the way how you come to this place
me: i after my dinner, i tried my luck to search for you
she: ??? search for me????
me: ya..that moment in the lift, you got away with my soul
she: haha..wu ya bo ..chun or not..
me: very chun..you know i park my car there and walk all the way here
she: then how you come into this pub?
me: my soul tell me that you are here..so i had no choice lor..just have to wait for my soul to appear..
she: hahaha..its fated la
me: yes thats the correct word “fated” so you cannot run liao la..see i was fated to come and save you from that kelingkia also
she: yalor my hero lor..
me: want my signature?
she:hahaha where got poeple like that..so cheap arh..you so funny..but i like.
another kiss onto my cheek…..yes.. this is my night!
About 1 am and almost all customer were leaving as it was a weekday..so i told her that i will be leaving too.
she: wait, you have time to go supper?
me: SURE!!!!
Ho say liao..Bao Chiak durian! this is what i am waiting for..this was my plan, this was my dream..
Ho say liao..Bao Chiak durian! this is what i am waiting for..this was my plan, this was my dream..[/QUOTE]
We left after in about 10 minutes later..as we walk out , there was this Porsche Carrera 2004 series waiting there with the engine on..
she: wow thats my dream car.
me: you sure?
she : yes..its so cool
her replied show her naiveness.
me: so what about other cars?
she:mmm i still like this one
me: ok, the engine is on why not you go open the door and seat inside..
she: you siao arh..
me: yalor, have a better car you dont want..
she: where, got driver one arh..where is your car..
me: you see lets walk first
she : hello where are we going..
me: bring you to the hotel lor
she: you so bad one..be serious can or not, i still need to work tonorrow..
me: sorry, we need to walk..becos of you i walk so far, now you must accompany me walk back
she: can i wait here you go drive your car and pick me.
me: you regret becos that Kelingkia may be still around and also if i drive my car, by the time i reach here, many gals already take the seat liao.
she: dont bullshit la.
me: i am the best bullshitter…so you want to come along or not.
she: just for tonight..
me: come lets walks…
there were already so many “high” peolpe walking as if the road belongs to their grandfather ..10 minutes and finally we are in the car park..
she: wow..see that yellow car..another dream car..lambor leh.
me: told you never regret right..
she: you sure you own this car?
me: no belongs to my wife
she: dont bullshit la.
she was stunned when i really open up the door for her..
me: my dear..you are not dreaming.
she: wow………really shiok leh….
me: shiok rite..later more shiok..
start the engine and we were on our way to balestier for bak kut teh..and all along the journey, she was so happy..chatting non stop ..very irritating in fact..but in my mind was something brewing … how to laid her later…
Finally the hot bak kut teh soup refeshes us and wash away those alcohol effect..i manage to get her contact number and she told me she is staying in simei..in my mind was should i take her to the hotel or should i do it in the car?..
Her phone ring an i saw a caller picture appear on the screen….a picture that spoiled my entire night of good luck and hard work..but who is she related to that sceen picture?
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Originally Posted by
jerr143
wah bro u are ip man in and out of bedroom sia lol
Ip Man still need to whack many times then opponent down. TS grab 1 time opponent down liao! Haha better than Ip Man! Bro bomber next time must teach us man!