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alan0338
interesting…waiting patiently for more updates…
tk u for support of this thread. up u for your patience and encouragement. cheers and yum seng bro alan!!
okay - just got off the phone with sammi an hour ago.
basically ah chuan is outside her apartment (since last nite) begging to be let in. he is crying and occasionally shouting to be forgiven. sammi is rather distraught abt all tis.
she told me repeated over the phone is tat she is very tired - tired of all this commotion and drama. yes, despite feeling a miserable abt the turn of events, she was polite, entertained my bo liao small talk. she even joked here and there with me. (dam good personality lah my dream gal!)
(I don’t really want to suan ah chuan for this behaviour bcos i too display this wussy behaviour when my first TWO gf dump me - but tat was a lifetime ago).
anyway how sammi found out abt ah chuan buayaing her fren was because another mutual fren caught them behaving intimately and told sammi. when sammi confronted her fren abt ah chuan (over the phone), she told sammi tat ah chuan had told her tat he had broken up with sammi. she then think it is okay to date ah chuan. sammi’s fren apologised to her for inadvertantly hurting her.
sammi told her fren then tat it is okay - and tat she can have ah chuan.
the dramatic turn of events made my devious mind working overtime - shud i play the hero and then loon for sammi to have the re-bound syndrome. re-bound to me lah …. afterall now she treats me like solid reliable big brother. me big brother? - frankly not interested, unless got incest!
i know the correct thing now is to give her some space to sort out her feelings and emotions. but i am afraid if i give her some space, i know a lot of other buayas will attempt to be make themselves the ones tat sammi re-bound to - the chao ang-mo model being one of many.
at the moment the sinkie in me decide to kia su and start lining up - just like in case of hello pussy ….. er i mean ‘hello kitty’. i will play the comforting ear and shoulder for sammi to lean on. and then realise what a good man i am. (as i say tis, i am looking at possible flts to hunan - where sammi say she will be in a weeks time).
i know i shudn’t be rejoicing when my fantasy gal is wallowing in misery but i can’t help it.
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ansonsohna
….as i say tis, i am looking at possible flts to hunan - where sammi say she will be in a weeks time).
wah lan oi! To go to Hunan sebei ex siah!
me money no enuff.
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alan0338
thats why u are my hero..
thank u hor bro alan *blush*
…. in my office, they also call me “hero” - but “lao hero”.
tis is mainly for my always questioning boss everytime he give us extra work to do, being a deadwood but still kena no ‘punishment’ and for kapo office barangs for personal use.
okay okay …. as well as for ‘flirting’ with kopi cum cleaning aunty
i will call and talk to sammi later in the day (to lend my ‘brotherly’ support).
meanwhile, i con’t to type at tis forum and act busy i.e. i ‘keng’ (who say army don’t teach u life skill?).
actually boss give the work staff i already finish last nite, but bcos i don’t want to be delegated for additional work, pretend lah ….
okay back to reminisce …. i had twice “came” (got pun siah!) close to touching sammi clit but not successful. i am not hao lian to think tat bcos i handsome or charming etc tat i got to rabba her. it is becos i quite the daring (hero?). it is aso becos of circumstance and tat sammi is in a state of drowsiness.
i plot the entire nite on how and what can i do in order to go beyond the “line” (sammi’s CB line also known as the clit).
i had smelt sammi’s love juice on my fingers the other nite and have grown more obessessive in my lust for her. samm’s sweat + her perfume + sammi’s cunt juice smell made me high.
anyway since i no Sun Tzu or 诸葛亮 (genius Chinese military strategy), my plan very basic: get sammi drowsy and rabba her….. only problem is - how to get rid of ah chuan and put him out of the way.
in other words: i want to get sammi alone with me, ah chuan out of the way and get her drunk/drowsy/horny.
to accomplish my objective, i knew tat sooner or later, must collude with my coz. tinking is one thing, but actually telling my coz (who also know Olive) and getting him to cooperate against ah chaun (who is his fren) is quite tough.
till now, many months later, i still don’t know what excuse to give or what plan (no wonder boss say tat i got no strategic vision and deny promotion!).
but fate played its part……
on the next afternoon, ah chuan say tat he got an errand to do (dam, the bastard can recover fast!). on hindsight i know tat ah chuan is probably seeing another lady and two timing her - but at that time never suspect it.
sammi at first wanted to accompany him. she say she can do shopping while waiting. when sammi and ah chuan was discussing on how/whether sammi shud accompany him. it is then my first devious ploy with coz take place. i told my coz tat i have something to talk to sammi - abt olive. i tink my coz kinda suspect my intentions, but he act blur and took me for my word.
my coz then make a suggestion tat seem acceptable to all: he will fetch ah chuan for his errand as it is enroute to his work. afterall ah chuan say tat he needs only abt three hours. sammi can meanwhile help prepare late lunch while i can help sammi if i am not a diasaster in the kitchen. and after late lunch, we then can part two with our painting the town red.
just like tat…. i got ah chuan out of the way and sammi alone with me. now the big challenge is to get her drowsy/horny (while she has to prepare lunch) and do it all within the three or four hours tat my coz and ah chuan is away.
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Skypiea
Bro ansonsohna, your kopi cum cleaning aunty must be very chio right
, ah bo you really is my hero liao loh
wah leow skypiea, where got chio kopi-cleaning aunty one? if chio becum sex-cretary or beer promo lady at kopi tiam liao.
kopi aunty btw is grandma lo.
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ansonsohna
….. i still don’t know what excuse to give or what plan (no wonder boss say tat i got no strategic vision and deny promotion!)..
i wanted to tell my boss, “but i got sex-tegic vision what!!!!” …..i guess tat will still not help me with my promotion prospect.
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alan0338
swee la, nice update… lafing all the way reading ur story…
tks for yur support bro alan. makes me happy for making bros enjoy … u aso can post at this time of day ah? you working shift or keng like me? ….
(still have not called sammi yet. still pretending to work hard while actually posting for sammyboy).
anyway, i was once told by my sifu that when buayaing ladies, courage, guts and chutzpah is the key.
Me ang-mo second grade so check dick (dictionary lah!) -it means “audacity-utter nerve-effrontry” (still not sure of meaning but i think it means “hantam -whack first and don’t pai say”).
so i very the chatzpah, (like the word bcos it rhymes with lam-pah) ask sammi very naughty questions while she was preparing lunch. i sit and talk cock while sammi cook i.e. I never lifted a finger while she was preparing food. of course, i act gentleman offer her to help, but she sweetly told me: “no need. just chat with me and keep me company while i prepare food is good enuff).”
sammi btw was dressed in a t-shirt (but with bra this time). she was also in her usual jammy pants. how can sammi look so dam good without a hint of make-up is incredible. in fact, i sometimes think her nude non-make up face is prettier than her “wayang” face.
(surprisingly, i say tis with regard to olive too. she does look better without make up - mainly becos she doesn’t know how to. olive put make up like put plaster to wall, all pek-pek powder plus lipstick think she is Qi Qi. i tell her seven month don’t come home too late with tat make up - sure give people heart attack!)
when it comes to chopping a frozen piece of pork, sammi’s act of chopping the meat brought about the jiggling of tits …. if only sammi doesn’t wear bra!
in my conversation, i never bring up ah chuan but i keep teasing her abt her being so daring and open sexually. i also disturb her about her twirling her bra like a helicopter last nite. sammi blushed and “playfully pinched” me. dam gfe i must say ……
like a lao tiko, i asked her all sorts of perverted questions: i probed sensitive questions too like whether she in on birth control pills (she is) and whether she goes for medical check-up (she does).
while occasionally embarressed, she always answer in her usual matter of fact way. just talking to her abt sexual matters (and even non sexual matters i suspect) and watching her cook is an experience. the level comfort i feel is so great …. dam, i just like it when sammi sprinkles the sauces and condiments onto the dishes. if sammi is a cannibal, i would offer her my dick to cook ……
much as i enjoy the interactions while sammi cooks, i know tat time is running out on me. i had only three days left in HKG and i have to try to touch sammi’s clit within these three days (if only me so focused like tat in my work-life!).
remembering my theory abt getting sammi drunk/drowsy, i switched subject suddenly. i asked sammi wat is tat which ah chaun took tat made him so jialat concussed last nite. sammi mentioned a chinese name (which i don’t know or never heard of). she also said tat ah chuan sometimes uses a cocktail of drugs (shaking a head slightly as if to say: “tat no good guy ah!”)
i asked her to let me see it as being sinkie - with its strict drug laws i never see drug before - let alone do it. sammi told me to watch the pot as she went to room to take ah chuan’s stash to show me.
while still waiting for the pork dish to simmer (sammi btw learn to cook qte well during her stinct at the kitchen as a waitress and later as an assistant cook), she explained to me the drugs tat ah chuan took.
becos of all the chinese tech-medical names i don’t know what the f is happening. but from i gather, a lot of these are prescriptive drugs.
as she was showing me ah chuan’s stash, sammi suddenly furrowed her brow. not sure wat it is - whether its a date rape drug or chinese viagra thingy. its the first time, i heard sammi say something bad abt ah chuan. she said tat ah chuan is incorrigible and can never change.
anyway after the mini-lesson, i mentioned tat i don’t need drugs simply feeling high with life good enuff. i got a “high five” with sammi and say tat she totally agrees with me.
now me no saint: i had actually asked all these drug question becos in my mind i think (or hope) tat sammi will just demo the effects of drugs by taking it and then she will be drowsy and let me rabba her. What a cock-up illogical thinking. what to do, small head thinking …..
anyway it was a very nice half hour interacting with sammi and watching her cook. i was so engrossed with talking tat frankly if sammi boiled and cook shit, i will not know it.
sammi had becume a person in the course of the cooking session - a sweet person and not simply just a sex object to me.
…. at least until she told me tat she finished cooking and tat she will need a shower as she feel quite hot.
sammi got into her room, took her towel (i can spot her bra - black in colour and white g-string - sandwich between her towel) and proceeded to the bathroom.
when the bathroom closed after her. i can hear the shower running. yes, you guess it! i tried to peep at her. but whatever the opening, ventilation or otherwise, still cannot see sammi bathing.
i was so disappointed tat i took out a beer from my coz fridge and sat there facing the closed door and generally vegetating. 发呆- day dream and lost in my horny ‘what if’ thots.
when i hear the door being opened, i of course trained my eyes to the door, hoping to catch sammi’s nude body.
well sammi is not nearly naked. but she was just wearing a towel - pulled up to cover her breast. she seemed to be shocked to see me. she must have thot tat i wud gone to the living room or my room whilest she was bathing.
i tried one trick - i threw a beer can which is just beside me and said catch. i was hoping tat in the act of catching, sammi will accidently zaokeng or drop her towel. this is happened.
sammi gave a small scream and tried to catch the flying beer can. i must say tat sammi got kung fu. not only did she catch the beer can, but when the towel unraval and about to fall, she managed to hold it with the underside of her arm.
she gave me a gentle chide, and say tat what if the towel fell. kns, that was my intention anyway …….
after this display of acrobatic - i pretend to walk off to the living room (laughing as i did so).
sammi was also very quick, i did not realise that she was behind me and even as i walked toward the living room, she had already bolted to her room. with her towel covering her.
to be more precise it the towel covering her black bra and white bikini g-string clad body. how did i know? because sammi when running to room did not shut the door. she literally took off the towel and look for something to wear over her underwear.
i tried a strategic move. i walked to my room and purposely shut my door tight with a slam. actually i am just at the living room.
i inched closer to sammi’s room. she may have forgotten or she maybe she is used to indiscrimate changing during her modeling, but sammi did not close her door.
i peered inside. yes, i saw sammi changing. after trying to figure out what to wear, she took off her black top and white g-string panty and changed to a matching red one. i saw all of sammi’s naked glory. her luscious tits and her shaven pubes (pity i don’t have pics of sammi’s shaven pubes).
as an aside, this is the very same white g-string panty tat i have in my possession now.
…. tell you later about tat.
i never knew tat being a voyeur can be so exciting. especially if gal has a near perfect body.
now i want to take in all the glorious sight…. i had briefly entertained the thought of what if i am caught by sammi …. but i bo chap tis time.
as luck would have it, i am indeed caught. sammi when she caught me peeping at her changing, just say out my name. not shout. not scream. simply just say my name in a normal voice.
now its chutzpah time: (till now i don’t believe how i can be so cai). when sammi called out my name for peeping at her, i just replied: “sorry i 偷看 you changing (sorry i peeped at you changing)”. just this words in a matter of fact voice. no sheepish laugh tat i usually do when kena embarassessed.
sammi is equally cool about it. she says no problems as she is used to changing in front of people.
i pushed sammi’s door a little wider and asked whether i can come in then. I did not wait for an answer, i simply just walked in. here i am in sammi’s room, all alone with her in my coz room. and she is dressed only in her red underwear.
now its me doing a chutzpah james bond: (if u can see my face, you will laugh, where got james bond so ugly one?????). i told sammi - room service massage - and make it sound as if i were joking.
now don’t think i am cool or anything. because i must be probably blushing or nervous like hell - probably nervous laughter. why else, wud sammi say - ‘don’t blush. its okay. nothing to be awkward or nervous’. she however did decline my offer of massage.
when i pointed to black and blue mark at her knees. i cannot trust my voice, my nervousness and excitedness must make be mute. Guys, just imagine seeing and interacting with your idol in her undies, i think a lot of bros also mind blank and act like a general idiot - which is what i am!
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Originally Posted by
ansonsohna
i tried one trick - i threw a beer can which is just beside me and said catch. i was hoping tat in the act of catching, sammi will accidently zaokeng or drop her towel. this is happened. …….
bwahahaha, TS u really have many many tricks
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alan0338
bwahahaha, TS u really have many many tricks
wat to do bro alan ….. me cannot use $ or looks ….. so must use CB mouth, tricks and simply pure chutzpah/guts to open up the legs for pussy.
i started my ’tricks’ young. older bros may know wat i am talking abt when i say that in primary school i tried to look up my teacher’s skirt using a pencil sharpener with a mirror attached at the back. i put in under my shoe and angle it so tat i can see “colour tv”.
anyway, as an update, I have tried calling sammi for the past two days but she has apparantly switched off her mobile.
in order to prevent any futher drama and embarressment at where she lives, sammi is currently staying with frens. and she will be staying with Ayumi this weekend before heading up to hunan. (I got information from Ayumi).
if only i have an apartment, sammi wud be the perfect tenent …..