- Sammi coming into my life gives me the most happiness (and also the most pain ever) when she left me. Basically she told me to go to Olive. My calls for several months after the “break-up” went un-answered. I was quite devastated by the turn of events. But time heals. I have found out from Ayumi that Sammi has since another boy friend, another well off businessman whom she is quite serious with and might be getting married.
- For Olive, yes, we are still together … as usual got drama which I will narrate in my new thread, “Chronicles of a Lao Hero”. (Till now I still feel marshy whenever I see this fantasy gal thread, so I decide to start another one). I very the Sensitive New Age Man …. Lao Hiao will probably vomit if she ever hear me describe myself as a SNAG.
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Lao Hiao is still around. I still in same company .. seriously which other company will hire me? Company still struggling .. what with clown employees like us .. and me as (ahem!) Manager…… anyway title or no title, I still get no respect from Subordinates and Boss. And I still shoot off my CB mouth …. things never change ….
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Ah Chuan, like me still pines for Sammi. He is dating one girl whom he is considering marrying. What is it about Ah Tiongs and need to get married? Ironically, he now calls me more than Sammi …..
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Talking about marriage, even Ayumi is considering marriage. Her Singaporean sugar daddy dumped her after he caught her two timing him. (She had an abortion with him). She is now dating a men younger than her - probably rich man’s son. Ayumi the cougar … however its only a matter a time before she seduces the daddy and create a scandal. She talks more about her prospective dad in law than her bf when she chats with me.
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Cousin will be de-posted back to Singapore come June 2012. Then the very house which started it all will no longer be around. Its like the closing of the chapter in this stage of my life.
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Despite my being “engaged”, there are a lot of back stories to share … how I went on a buaya spree as I cope with the devastation of my break-up with Sammi. This will be shared in my new thread … Chronicles of a Lao Hero ….. a lot of the characters still around … plus things take some unexpected twist which you will enjoy reading ….
Every Ah Beng has his day!
My office Ah Beng overheard two people talking, one is the office accounts gal (a little SPG with a tendency to sometimes slang, I call her “mini SPG”). They were discussing F1 and she mentioned Grand Prix. However she pronounced it as “Grand Pricks”.
Ah Beng when heard this, he suan her thus:
“si “Gron Pree” lah. simi “Grand Pricks”. “Pricks” si lan cheow chai bo? ….. (followed by crude loud laugh) ……. F1 chia eh gear em si kio pricks - si GEAR STICK (F1 car gear is not called “pricks”, its called GEAR STICK).”
Mini SPG is really super mortified by an Ah Beng helicopter correcting her English ….. guess its more singlish and less slang for mini SPG ….
heng ah, mini SPG kena and I check up the word pronunciation before kena malu as I think I also will pronounce it as “Grand Pricks” ….. can die woh!
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alan0338
still entertaining as b4 …
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soulkesi
nice picture
Thanks bro alan and soulkesi. May the advanture continue.
I will be going to Shanghai this weekend to see sammi. don’t know what will the outcome be and …..
….. don’t know if its true or not, but sammi told me that she
might
have an assignment and might see me only for a limited time. whatever the case, i am prepared for the worse - i.e. that she have found a new lover and/or avoiding me for now.
we’ll see …. at most find a new shanghai mei mei lah …..
We are so “impressed” by ah beng to pronounce correctly “Grand Prix” that we go round testing our company’s helicopters the word “lingerie”. True to form Ah Beng pronounced it “LING-gerie”!
What however made me chio ka peng:
Not to be confused with Mini SPG, there is another gal in our office called “Tam Pok SPG” (a little SPG). Its a nickname that this Lau hero himself gave her.
“Tam Pok SPG” actually like Korean movies, got fall in love with Korean idols and speak Mandarin to other staff. However, when she speaks English, she macham American slang like that ….. because of that, she only little bit SPG (hence “Tam Pok”).
(CB Lau Hiao later shorten her nickname to Tam Pok because she say Tam Pok SPG neh neh cup size small, very little/tiny, in other words, “Tam Pok”. We have been calling her Tam Pok for short from then on ….)
Anyway, Tam Pok SPG correctly pronounced “lingerie”, (lon-sher-ray). When Ah Beng heard that Tam Pok correctly pronounced it, he exclaimed: “min si Tam Pok SPG, si SEBEI SPG ah …..”
Don’t know if this little anecdote translated well in words, but the way Ah Beng said it plus the context it is said is dam bladdy hilarious (and I have to wipe my eyes from tearing with laughter).
You know sometimes in movies at the ending part, they tell you “whatever happened to” … and give a summary of their life since then … I will do the same. Only difference is that this is real life and the ending is thus open …
Sammi did call me three weeks ago for a chat …. crazily for me, despite the hurt, I would at a drop of a hat, go back to her if she wants it. (Of course, I want it …. lah). No pride lah this lao hero
As I mentioned so many times in this thread, I know that whatever the ending might be, its truly the 不在乎天長地久,只在乎曾經擁有 (Translated: Don’t care about the longevity of the relationship, but only that there ever is a relationship). For me, it gives me (and perhaps some others validation, that whatever your station in life and no matter how you look like, there is by some cosmic chance, a possibility that you might get a goddess to like (I till now dare not to say love) you enough to have sex with you.
Oh yes, I have proposed to Olive. Typical dam Romantic Singapore style …" where to apply HDB good ah?" ….. her first words, “you propose ROM? How come never go down on one knee?”. Not yet ROM as must consult Master on auspicious date!
Thus, until Sammi somehow comes back (unlikely) or there are interesting developments… this fantasy gal chapter of my life is closed ….
Wah sometimes its so nice to chronicle part of your life and share ….. nostalgia siah!!!!
Anyway, I discovered that i have got a nude pic of Sammi in one of my old thumb drive … hidden in some sub folders of sub folders until I myself blur …
For those regular contributors, is the file sharing site, “uploadhouse” still the go to site for sharing pics in Sammyboy? If not, can any brother please recommend a site?
Please forgive uncle for always so backward looking okay? Not everyday you get a cheapo, low class lorry langa face man like me heng and get literally a model to be lover (and non WL at that)….. my situation is like kena Toto and Big Sweep simultaneously!
PS: Since sibei heng find old pic …. maybe I should try QQ Ayumi and see if I can still get Sammi’s contact!!
Yes, I am chee hong …….
You know the ending of Horror Movie when the villain never really die so as to make room for a sequel?
I am now married to Olive …. but only yesterday, I found Sammi’s Wechat and then coincidentally an old nude picture of her. I also found out that she is now divorced!!!
See pic of sammi below ….. the neh neh, dimple and cute look still turns me
A sexy picture of Sammi … we are at a hotel when I took this shot of her:
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Good to c u back! Miss ur jokes. Do update on ur recent life episodes….
Great to feel appreciated. Up you!! (after all UP is free what!!!)
My fucky life not as robust as previously, but still got action woh!! Not bad for “uncle”!! I will “chronicle” it here ……
Anyway, since this thread is a “true” story, difficult to force drama and sex …. also sometimes sad things happen:
Despite our love-hate relationship …. I have to not write so much about Lao Hiao as she has breast cancer! And I feel sad or bad to tekan and poke fun of her as a result!!
btw, I have also not yet wechat Sammi ….. maybe I am worried that she has forgotten about me or simply me bo chi!!
I also discovered another pic of her which I will post here later …. cheers and yum seng bro!!!
As a special treat, let me show you a little more of Sammi!
I have contacted her on Wechat (to wish her happy winter solstice and Christmas). Didn’t chat long as she was busy … but we promised to catch up more after Christmas!
Yes, she is divorced. And she totally left the model - TV world! She also has got a child! She is now running her own small business of clothing … like most typical lady Chinese entrepreneurs!
As I have probably mentioned here in this thread, what I like about her during blow jobs is she looking at you while eating your ice cream. She would also so often give you that cheeky dimpled grin in the process. This plus light teasing butterfly kisses on the tip of your manhood .. and then suddenly deep throats it all in …. while your hands grabbed her neh neh and interchanged with it pushing at the back of the head so as to go in deeper … sebei buay tahan sensation!!!
The picture is set in normal mode, after we just got up. If Sammi is fully made up and with contact lens to widen her eyes like a typical kawaii anime Chinese Xiao mei mei … Sammi just looking at me already can sometimes activate my lil worm …. (I wish I could say “Anaconda” but if Olive ever hears this, she will chio ka peng!!)
http://www.uploadhouse.com/imgs/20415650/
PS: And when I do the “basketball” thing with Olive while she is giving me blowjob, I once said: “Lan cheow ka! Kobe Bryant dribble”! And Olive looked up at me, not sexily but with a killer look … “Kobe Bryant some more, and I will “ka” (bite off) your bladdy lan cheow!”
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ansonsohna
…… And when I do the “basketball” thing with Olive while she is giving me blowjob, I once said: “Lan cheow ka! Kobe Bryant dribble”! And Olive looked up at me, not sexily but with a killer look … “Kobe Bryant some more, and I will “ka” (bite off) your bladdy lan cheow!”
Oh yah, forgot to mention that Olive is total sua ku when it comes to sports, she pronounced Kobe Bryant as “KOPI” Bryant … really can make your lan cheow lembik (soft/flaccid) type!