- Just to clarify, it not like i “do do do” (some gal I know when describing the act of fucking always go " do do do"
- With Olive, I most talk in English with a sprinkling of Mandarin thrown in. Very ackward to say: “u are incredibly 宝贝 …” or use Madarin terms of endearment.
- With sammi now, its of course all mandarin … and we both now address each other “宝贝” when we talk although we are not ‘officially’ bf-gf. She even addressed me as such in front of Ayumi and in public. Dam “wu sei” ~ (what is the English word for “sei”? status? ….)
- okay, i spoke to ayumi just last nite. Looks like we are getting closer again as far as communication goes.
- sammi may have the impression that all singaporean are rich. I don’t know about sammi’s exact lifestyle - (perhaps i can find out when i am in SHA) - but what I do know is that she will most probably have a comfortable life. probably better than a heartlander.
- Kena cuaght holding hands with sammi? not for nothing i am called Lao Hero.
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calex
see her picture til damn steam.. so awaiting for more fr..
yes bro calex, will write FR soon …
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xes_nuf
This short vivid description is already such a turn on, can only imagine how steamy the full story of the encounter is going to be …
…This part itself can be a whole short “chapter” itself…with pre-shave activities as prologue, shave action for the main body and post-shave activities to end the “chapter”
Excellent suggestion bro xes nuf … its a good way to organise a ‘chapter’ as i had a nice talk cock session with sammi & ayumi on shaving pubes before sammi did it.
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masters
Yes. I mean a higher resolution picture please.. Your description of her in vivid detail left me salivating
shudn’t be too hard bro masters, afterall i have the full phtoto. once i have access to editing software will blank out/crop the nessary and then post it again.
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ansonsohna
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.. Except for the uncle at provision shop downstairs, nobody seen sammi coming to and from my place.
As a indication on how stunning sammi is, i was walking in front (with sammi following behind), the provision shop uncle noticed her. he followed her with his eyes and when he saw me making contact with sammi at the lift landing, the farker mouth drop. (yes, it true, the cb kaypo literally openned his mouth and never close).
.. till today, kaypo uncle keeps bothering whenever i pass his shop on whether i 认识 (know) sammi and whether she is a 明星 (celebrity). sammi look obviously not local - she can even pass off Korean, japo or American Born Chinese at certain angles.
…i am soo afraid that the idiot will picha my lobang (with olive). so i told the uncle that sammi is just my pretty looking colleague.
just a quick post before i pretend to work.
as i feared, the kaypo uncle picha my lobang last nite. how stupid is his lancheow brain?
i was with olive (believe me, you cannot mistake that we are together as i was holding her hand). & when i pass the uncle’s shop, he said a quick ‘hi’ and asked me about my “colleague” (when olive is right beside me)
olive was surprised and asked: ‘what colleague?’.
lucky this lao hero quick thinking. i told olive that the other day on the way to my sales call, i realised that i left my sales presentation kid at home and made a hurried stop home to retrieve it before going to see the prospective clients. and my female colleague was with me for the sales call.
altho not Lau Hio gross, olive knew that my office female sales staff is not my type…. saved!
saved! … but will give uncle a piece of my mind and tell him to be discrete. i don’t think uncle is neighbourhood gossip, but better remind him just in case.
…. and if you should see in stomp or youtube two uncles ‘quarreling’ in front of a provision shop … you know who that ‘unlce is’
Just a quick post:
I thot this will never happen to me, but it did!
Whilst I was making love to Olive a while ago, I accidently called out sammi’s name
not sure if Olive heard it. But if she noticed/heard it, you are in for some interesting story post indeed.
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eurodc
Thats why bro, we must call out the universal “honey” or “darling” every time we make love to any women kekeke, just like how the PRCs like to call us “laogong”
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junior_cannibal
You are absolutely right. Rather than calling the name, its always safer to call out in general.
yah bro euro, i myself did not take my own advice. I always advocated that we ‘standardize’ our terms of endearment for all our gf and lovers.
Heng lucky that Olive did not follow through on my accidental slip:
), and when on the throes of orgasm, i shout out sammi’s name.
Its more like after coming and the sweet talk afterward. I accidently blurted out “sammi, you taught me how to be a man”.
Wah liao, once i tried to introduce “亲爱” (dear) as my pet name to Olive. Olive suan me to please don’t be so cheena … what’s next call her - 老婆? (wife). Think I kopi tiam uncle addressing my PRC mistress/slut is it.
I nearly choked on that statement. Super ironical. I did in fact call several PRC KTV mei-mei “老婆” ~ and I look like a bladdy uncle.
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ansonsohna
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Just to clarify, it not like i “do do do” (some gal I know when describing the act of fucking always go " do do do"
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just a quick ‘joke’: once when Lau Hiao was describing her having sex and use “do do do”, office beng overheard it and quipped:
“mi si ‘do do do’, ta po mai, si ’tu tu tu’”, (translated: its not ‘do do do’, the guy don’t want, its ‘push (away), push, push’)
okay back to my sammi in singapore story. so many things have happened that i don’t know where to start. since i already mentioned sammi’s visit to my pigeon hole, i will kick off from there.
As mentioned, Sammi, Ayumi and self is supposed to go to Orchard for another round of shopping at Orchard. However while I was on the way there, I was told by sammi that ayumi will not be accompanying us. The reason is because, ayumi’s prospective sugar daddy (sammi used the term 新朋友 which is translated to mean “New Boy Friend”.) will be calling on ayumi.
Right…. “Boy” friend indeed … guy is not even “uncle” status. he closer to “ah pek” …..
anyway my heart loon and hope that sammi will still come with me for a shopping trip nonetheless. ~ even without ayumi in tow.
it was actually sammi who suggested that we leave them two lovebirds alone to indulge in their new romance. (I thought that the use of the term “电灯泡” light-bulb/lamp post might not be understood, but apparantly even in PRC this lamp post slang is known and used.)
Instead of Orchard Road however, since Sammi has already plied there, i suggested that we go bugis junction and walk all the down to illuma and then to city hall.
At Bugis Junction, our shopping trip was largely routine, except that everytime we pass by lingerie shop or swimming custome shop, i jokingly asked sammi whether she wants to buy one. I would love to be the judge on whether it would fit it. Typical opportunistic male
who knows, if sammi agrees, mo tin tin got “free show”.
Then i did sort of a romantic gesture. I admitted to sammi that my income level is not much (might as well come clean now about my heartlander status .. ), but sammi being my special “friend” who has visited me in singapore for the first time, i would like to commemorate this occasion by buying her a gift. Its just a token of my sincerity as a special friend.
(I used the term special friend - not normal friend ah mind you, but “special”. However I am not sure if the word “特别” (special) is the right terminology. Whatever it is, sammi understood my meaning.
I learnt this trick: when communicating talk as if you are closer and more special until it becomes a natural part of the interaction. Very soon it is assumed that you are that special status.
As expected, sammi refused my offer to buy her a present. She cupped her palms on my face and gently said:“that is so sweet and i thank you, but there is really no need to. and you are my special friend anyway …”. She gave a sweet smile as she said that.
I melted under sammi’s words and gentle gesture. (Now compare this to my KTV WL paramours, the “thank you” may be there, but they will sure 100% accept the gift. And there will not be an appreciative gesture ~ just a taken for granted that the “thank you” they utter is enough.)
In the course of shopping, I noticed that sammi was deliberating on whether to buy this recently launched Guess? handbag (pink in colour and costs $179 - within my budget). I half intuit that sammi probably likes it. We saw this item in BHG at Bugis Junction.
It was when I excused my self to go to the restroom that i executed another romantic gesture. En route to the toilet (sammi was alone browsing in a shop), I passed by a Guess? store. I saw the same pink Guess? handbag that sammi hesitated to buy. Without missing a beat, I straight away bought the handbag … Lao Hero go toilet to pee but instead “steady poon pee pee” in terms of romantic gesture eh….. (raise eyebrow macham like WWE’s Rock!)
(to be continued … )
One bad thing about my promotion is the number of meetings I have to go. I could be “outside” (same desk - same place) TCSS with the usual gang and surf net. Instead, I kena sit at conference table and listen to all sorts of cock.
Don’t know why I am needed for these meetings. I hardly open my mouth and basically sit like a statue trying to keep awake. (I wanted to say sit like a “pretty flower vase” but I don’t want to induce vomit for readers).
Now I finally know “siong” a KTV mei mei job is. Yes, even to be just a flower vase. To pretend to be interested when you are friggin’ bored is an art. And how a KTV mei tahan my singing is a miracle. They can bring themself to pretend to clap for me some more somemore.
knn, if I am ktv mei mei, when i hear myself sing, i think my tampon will swim up my vagina and into my womb … its that kiong poh!
*** all this lan cheow wei (talk cock) is actually just for one key update here ~ I am going to Shanghai next week to meet up with “you know who” … yippppeeeee! wooo …. whoopeeee (
macham gin na)
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ansonsohna
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knn, if I am ktv mei mei, when i hear myself sing, i think my tampon will swim up my vagina and into my womb … its that kiong poh!
and how on earth can they pretend that an ugly bastard like me groping their neh neh is 爽 (shoik) …. if i ktv mei mei, the same bladdy tampon will come out of my mouth as i vomit.
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eurodc
Ok, the mention of flirty Ayumi make me steam again …
…. Bro, from your updates so far, you have not mentioned to Sammi you are rich nor even try to act rich in front of her. The fact that she comes to visit you etc already means she is aware of your heartlander status. Afterall, she may be those type who will probably wants a guy who earns average but reliable.
…. By the way, I am very curious, SGP is so small, you both hold hands walking in Shopping centre, what is Olive or her friends/family see you? What will be your response to her reaction then?
anyway, ayumi mentioned that her new “boyfriend” (never say sugar daddy or patron) cannot erect properly. ah pek made her play with herself while he watch and rub his flaccid penis.
when i asked ayumi how then will she settle her ’needs’, she say she will “steal eat” when he is not around. that slut! but at least she is candid.
if sammi can accept a heartlander’s life ..(ho sei liao!) ….and a man with an honest days work with an honest day pay (ahem … cough cough cough) … then this relationship is in for a shout!
Usually when do ST, i macham MCP (Male Chauvanist Pig) japanese man walk five steps in front of WL … but in the case of sammi, its a risk i am willing to take. Exceptional lady like her is worth all that potential trouble.
All I can say is that “Heng ah never got caught”, as going with her naturally draws more attention in the surrounding due to her beauty.
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peterpan11
Wah bro, I like the way you put down your encounters in words! So funny and light hearted way
Took me two days to finish reading all 28 pages of it! Keep it up and best of luck with sammi
Thank u for your kind support and effort! Up you in appreciation.
Nowadays want to post an update but office got so many meetings. Really what i write above in my office is exactly my new job scope:
Me warming the seat, and when the “Any Other Business” part of the meeting agenda come along, I say “Nothing here”. (Two words ….). For that got pay increase and new title, not bad lah!
And yes, I am planning to go SHA to meet with sammi. Must lie to Olive that Office sent me there. I don’t know about PRC mentality ~ whether x’mas got significance or not. But Sammi “invited” me to China to spend x’mas with her. (She knows that x’mas got Public Holiday in Singapore).