- I am at work - in front of computer surfing net (and occasionally answering email - purposely cc to boss). It appears that i dam on and working. “Working” like that more “decorum” than sitting idle and talking cock what!
- Lao Hiao every tuesday and thursday go facial and/or manicurist in an extended lunch break.
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Sales staff always keng - everytime play pool. All customer “follow up” and visit prospects, projected pipelines all “hao xiao” (fiction). I know because I was attached to them for two weeks.
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Accounts and admin gal always gossip and talk cock. The ridiculous thing is the aunties sometimes talk sex by advising the xiao mei mei.
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Our two so called Foreign talent always go back house to take care of reno work.
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Immediate superior - kia bo / kia boss / kia si (scared of wife / scared of boss / scared die) every day have super long lunch. basically he fetches kids from school to home and eat lunch prepared by his maid.
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she told me that the casting agents (Hunan) wanted her to try out for a role in a tv serial (not lead role but supporting role with a relatively large part). Its for a goody girl role who was taken advantage of by a corrupt official. Sammi was apprehensive because of all the pictorials and vids that she does previously. She is still considering it.
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Now got an additional competitor chasing her. Its a Thai business man. Sammi knew him because he was a guest at an exclusive private invite jewellery sale. He can speak chinese!
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Yes, the Nov trip to Singapore is still on. Kept asking me what I want her to buy from China. I wanted to say, just give me another of your g-string panty but never. In the end, I ask her to get me some medicated ointment (for my mum). Me thinks that if she see so filial, can score some points. Devil!
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Ah Chuan went MIA for two days - did not SMS, call or QQ her at all.
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Barbie cannot make it for this trip at this revised date - so its only two gals for now: ayumi and sammi.
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We talked about vibrators - sammi say that China is progressive - there is a sex exhibition in Shanghai regularly. When asked what time of vibrator she used (or whether she prefers the real thing), sammi admitted that real thing is better and that she seldom use vibrators on her own accord. Sammi says that all of her ex will somehow use vibrator on her at some point in their relationship. Sammi says (laughingly so I do not know if she is being serious or truthful) that she loves a combination of tongue and a vibrator …. hmmmmmm ….
- she told me that the casting agents (Hunan) wanted her to try out for a role in a tv serial (not lead role but supporting role with a relatively large part). Its for a goody girl role who was taken advantage of by a corrupt official. Sammi was apprehensive because of all the pictorials and vids that she does previously. She is still considering it.
- Now got an additional competitor chasing her. Its a Thai business man. Sammi knew him because he was a guest at an exclusive private invite jewellery sale. He can speak chinese!
- Yes, the Nov trip to Singapore is still on. Kept asking me what I want her to buy from China. I wanted to say, just give me another of your g-string panty but never. In the end, I ask her to get me some medicated ointment (for my mum). Me thinks that if she see so filial, can score some points. Devil!
- Ah Chuan went MIA for two days - did not SMS, call or QQ her at all.
- Barbie cannot make it for this trip at this revised date - so its only two gals for now: ayumi and sammi.
- We talked about vibrators - sammi say that China is progressive - there is a sex exhibition in Shanghai regularly. When asked what time of vibrator she used (or whether she prefers the real thing), sammi admitted that real thing is better and that she seldom use vibrators on her own accord. Sammi says that all of her ex will somehow use vibrator on her at some point in their relationship. Sammi says (laughingly so I do not know if she is being serious or truthful) that she loves a combination of tongue and a vibrator …. hmmmmmm
bladdy hell, if i was a jockey, i would pull on the metal reins and say “whoooa horsey” …. I should have done that because in an attempt to immitate sammi’s sexy and sensuous gyrations, horsey face did a bump and grind on my kuku. unfortunately she thrust her pantat a bit too hard. horse face pelvic bone somehow whack on my balls.
Maybe its because of the angle or something - the accidently bump was quite painful. This coupled with the fact that i say ah chuan so song rubbing his groin on sammi back made me moody. i signaled that i want time out of the dance floor by signing a “T” (for time out) sign with my hands.
i shouted over the music that my balls kena concussed by horse face dancing. i saw other dancers who are within earshot giving a grin and some were even laughing. but i bo chap. I proceeded to walk off the dance floor - with horse face in tow.
a few moments later sammi and ah chuan join us at our table. (my coz was with “Missing Teeth Bitch” at the dance floor).
Sammi and ah chuan were laughing at the situation. Then for the first time ever, sammi openly flirted with me right in front of ah chuan. She playfully said that she hope my didi is still functioning and gave it a tease by stroking her palms over my pants - and muttering “poor didi” ….
sammi gentle rubs and stroking - something like alladin rubbing the magic lamp - immediately woke up my little genie. I discern a little look of surprise in sammi’s eyes. Then with her last stroke, she ran her entire palms and hands over the shaft of my dick (through my pants - which is luckily made of cheap and soft material).
I really wanted to grab and tongue sammi on the spot - but i manage to exercise great self control ….
maybe its the combination of seeing ah chuan dancing sensuously with sammi (and feeling jealous - that lucky bastard!) followed by that playful stroking by sammi. i suddenly decided to be direct: “hey, sammi molested me - now my turn to do her. we exchange partners now. Let’s go for supper now and then we continue party at another place”.
With that, I just pulled sammi’s hand along and headed for the exit. I did not observe the reaction sammi, horse-face and ah chuan. With sammi in tow, i vaguely heard ah chuan saying that he will retrieve my coz ….
While outside waiting for the rest to catch up and join us, i made small talk with sammi, asking her whether she like HKG food, and what she liked etc ….. I ignored the fact that sammi had just stroked my hard-on.
My time alone small talk with sammi did not last for long - i soon saw coz & “Missing Teeth Bitch” and Ah Chuan with Horse face walking towards us. I observed that Horse Face was looking very sprightly. Her both arms were grabbing ah chuan arms as if in bliss. (I think Horse Face must be happy - from toad (frog) me, horse face now has a charming prince.
Then horse face delivered a gfe gesture on ah chuan. She leaned over, tilted her head and rested it on ah chuan shoulders. I am sure sammi must have witnessed it - its that obvious!
Through the corner of my eyes, I looked for sammi’s reaction. What she is feeling inside no one knows, but she hid it well and outwardly seem cool.
Anyway when the six of us were gathered round, i pre-empted the situation by saying to my coz, we exchange partners for the night (tone spoken tongue in cheek and jokingly). When my coz volunteered to join in the swap, his WL Missing Teeth Bitch playfully slapped him and said that she doesn’t want to as she like my coz.
Heng ah Missing Teeth Bitch said that …. sekali I end up with her instead of sammi. Just imagine - my little kuku can go inside her mouth through the gaps & opening of her mouth - and I can literally say that I got a blow job with the girls mouth closed!
wah liao …..
So just like that - we “paired” off.
As we were walking to a nearby eatery, I was walking with sammi while ah chuan is with horse face. Ah chuan and horsey were holding hands while sammi and myself just walked together. Many times i wanted to hold her hands but i endured. I am afraid that sammi may find it ackward and then its back with me and horsey again … i rather walk closely with sammi my fantasy gal and holding hands with horse face!
It was over supper that we talked sex again. Don’t know what was talked about earlier but the topic ended up on sex.
We discussed sex games that we have played. I mentioned that strip poker, truth or dare and spin the bottles are common “international” sexy games and wondered if these too are played in China.
Of course I can’t resist: I added that for strip poker, the players must be sexy, if neh nah droopy and got wrinkles, the scene can be more disgusting rather than erotic.
I am rather surprised that for sex workers and for sexual and sensuous persons like ah chuan and sammi, they only heard of such games and did not really play it.
My coz mentioned about some brothels offering “helicopter” service - basically lady tie themselves on the rope attached to ceiling and high walls and swing here and there fucking and giving blow jobs. The WL feet and body literally did not touch the floor or bed. Its a art to be able to deliver “helicopter”.
When horse face mentioned that she can do the helicopter - I tak boleh tahan laughed out loud. In fact I couldn’t stop laughing. I laughed till tears rolled down my eyes. I guess my laughter is infectious - everybody is also laughing. In between my incessant laughing and in between breaths, I struggled to say that for horse face, will the rope be tied on her mouth and face (like a horse) just like a horse rein and you can control her movement this way. When I said that, I pretend to be a cowboy and mimic how the cowboy pull the horse reins here and there in order to make the horse go the direction he wants.
my coz, Missing Teeth Bitch, ah chuan (who must have forgotten that i referred to horse face as “horse face earlier) and horse face bitch herself (too polite to tell her that she looks like a horse) all were not quite impacted by the imagery. They laughed because of my infectious uncontrollable laughing - but sammi was rollicking. Sammi knew exactly what and who i was refering to.
when i mentioned about horse face being tied just as in a horse rein and made a sound of a horse neighing - sammi joined me in the laugh parade and started to also laugh uncontrollably until she too had tears in her eyes. We feel connected - ironically due to horse face - it is as if a couple sharing a private joke!
They say laughter is good for the soul - it really was the case of my fantasy gal. I personally feel that this little moment of shared laughter and private joke was an important basis that build the communication bridge between sammi and myself. It is perhaps indirectly because of horse face that somehow I can be seen as person, who despite his ugly mug can be fun. I think that post HKG trip my follow up and continual communication with sammi can be partly attributed to this! (if some there is a union between sammi and myself, our off-spring must have a name with a “ma” (horse) word somewhere ….
I am not sure exactly how or when, but as i was laughing hard at horse face situation, my hand slid under the table and held sammi’s hand. sammi made to attempt to shake off my hands. In fact i remembered the sensation of sammi’s thumb gentle rubbing just at the base of my thumb as i held her hand the first time.
(By the way, i very the romantic, i told sammi exactly what i wrote above - that i can still feel the very sensation of her thumb gently rubbing my hands the first time I held her hand. Sammi response was not the usual: “真的吗？“ (really?) but rather “I appreciate you remembering this, it made me feel touched and a lil special” …. with response like that, you can see why she is so different.
If i were to use the same line on Olive, the probable response would be - “sure or not … hao siao / bull-shit / bay-dek one lah! must be you horny for a fuck ….
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Thanks bro, wah seh one shot write so long update.
But dun neglect your work as well, better that you clear most of your work before 9 Nov then afternoon you can eat snake and go find sammy
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Thanks bro, wah seh one shot write so long update.
But dun neglect your work as well, better that you clear most of your work before 9 Nov then afternoon you can eat snake and go find sammy
Thanks for your concern bro eurodc! No problem one my work - its really mostly “gaji butah” (“blind salary” - in other words draw money to do “fxxk Off”).
Let’s see:
Not that I didn’t talk cock today - just spent the large part of the morning talking cock about property in singapore with colleagues. Today is a real slow work day ….
now wed evening got yoga class so she will chao early from work. (frankly why waste money - might as well buy steam iron ….
(Most ridiculous one is the aunty admin advising intern not to moan too loud as men will interpret that the girl is promiscuous.
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etc …. in other words, all things considered, since i produced email (and signed off certain documents) - i can be considered “xiao on” in my company ……
Bro, looks like we both are “keng” kings kekeke
I am also damn slack in the office, sometimes boss not around i only go office once a week, stay at home watch TV hehehehe
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Bro, looks like we both are “keng” kings kekeke
I am also damn slack in the office, sometimes boss not around i only go office once a week, stay at home watch TV hehehehe ….
wah bro eurodc… go office only once a week - either you big time manager, boss or your company give you solid empowerment siah! For me if company empower me sure habis, everyday wake up minimum eleven a.m. after cheonging the whole nite.
For now, its no choice, Must show up everyday at 9 am. Although its mostly just to lim kopi, talk cock sing song …..
stupid admin gal one day picha lobang - when kena warning why she always late, she say that office mornings got nothing to do anyway … we scolded her for being stupid for rocking the boar - just come to office - koon (if have a late nite party) and generally hang around and talk cock. Some people don’t know when they have it good.
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… Accounts and admin gal always gossip and talk cock. The ridiculous thing is the aunties sometimes talk sex by advising the xiao mei mei.
(Most ridiculous one is the aunty admin advising intern not to moan too loud as men will interpret that the girl is promiscuous.
Just for fun, I asked Olive her opinion on the above. Her answer got me thinking (Olive sometimes got strange perspective which i actually love as it makes for unpredictability).
Olive said that women give birth first time kpkb (cry father cry mother) but come your third or forth, open leg like pros, kek to as if pang pui (strain a little as if to fart) and baby shoot out!
In other words, women who moan loudly seldom get “it” much. They scream because tiok buay pio like that - when everyday kena tiok buay pio you will become jaded and take it for granted.
This analogy from Olive funny. She says its ultimately the “content” of the moaning that matters. If she says: “give it to me hard - make sure the bed head board rattles - then you got a slut going”.
I then teased Olive about her moaning when we make love (saying that it is as if she is about to stiffle a sneeze — “ah ah ah ….. chooooo!”
She tekan me back - say that i lagi no class - the sound i make as if calling waiter like that - “eh eh eh …. (sounds like the letter “A”)”
In Olive’s words" … “sometimes when I hear that I want to continue for you reciting the Alphabet …B C D E F G ….”
Just a quick update on sammi:
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wah bro eurodc… go office only once a week - either you big time manager, boss or your company give you solid empowerment siah! For me if company empower me sure habis, everyday wake up minimum eleven a.m. after cheonging the whole nite. ….
I am the smallest fry in the company, thats why nothing to fight for, just know the system and beat it hehehehe
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stupid admin gal one day picha lobang - when kena warning why she always late, she say that office mornings got nothing to do anyway … we scolded her for being stupid for rocking the boar - just come to office - koon (if have a late nite party) and generally hang around and talk cock. Some people don’t know when they have it good. ….
Ya la, this admin girl damn stupid, where can openly admit to boss morning nothing to do, spoiler la this type of colleague. But bo chap her, if boss ask you guys then say you are very busy, just CC more emails to boss
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Just a quick update on sammi:
You are dating a TV STAR soon !!!
Congrats !!!
If gimme I will be damn stress, so many rich man going after her
Counting down !!!
Aiya that hamsome guy must have found someone else to flirt again la.
Too many girls around may actually make the task harder. Difficult to find private time with Sammi. And gunning for threesome may be too ambitious, tarma will already be superb ! Unfortunately that period I will be in China having fun, otherwise can hide in the cupboard do a video for you hehehe
Already hinting to you what she wants from you bro … tongue and vibrator !