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for my last nite in HKG, my coz had hired two WL to “escort us”. Mine is nick name, “Horse Face” because she has equine (“horsy”) features while my coz’s lady is nicknamed “Missing Teeth” (cause she doesn’t have pre-molar teeth when she smiles).
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Being my last nite at HKG, i had wanted to spend more time with sammi (whom i was by now totally besotted with). I devised a little plan to get Horse Face off my hands and at the same time occupy ah chuan (so that I cud spend a little more time with my dream gal sammi)
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I told ah chuan tat i find horse face a challenge and asked him to help out by buayaing her (I can see that horse face already fancied ah chuan from how they interacted).
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I also told sammi tat i am ackward with WL and seek her understanding to allow ah chuan to relieve me of her (as I don’t want to offend my coz who had engaged horse face. i lied to sammi tat my coz paid for horse face when it is actually i who paid her). sammi thankfully agreed to my little request ~ little did she know that it is my way of getting more interaction time with her.
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…..although ah chuan good looks and cool demeanor saw many pretty gals throwing themselves at him, i was rather surprised that he finds horse face appealing and doesn’t mind ’entertaining her'.
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i said aloud for all to hear (pretending to be joking but actually meaning it): “hey ah chaun, just for tonight we exchange partners okay ….”
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Coz was not really paying attention to all the shenanigans, he appeared engrossed with “Missing Teeth bitch” (his hired WL). This exactly what i wanted.
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Sammi remembering her promise (she really keeps her word) at my coz place in the afternoon, “drag” me to the dance floor with the soft words: “here’s the dance that i promised you”
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now at the dance floor, sammi does that sexy grinding action, hips swaying, untied long hair sashaying, tits thrusting in and out in tune with the music. it is frankly so erotic that i could sense everyone in the dance floor eyes were on us ….
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alan0338
kamsia for the update, always enjoyed reading.
with pleasure bro alan. with much pleasure!
anyway, forgot to add one more suiter. its a friend of Barbie’s husband. (in case you have forgotten, barbie is an ex model friend of sammi who married a businessman and retired to become a tai tai of sorts). this so call suiter is actually barbie’s recommendation / introduction.
Ayumi dam bitchy say that the this guy worse looking than me (i actually asked her whether he that terok looking). Ayumi told me that he got decayed black teeth and looks so repulsive that can vomit and have manners of a village jacun (农村) …
even sammi laughed when she mentioned him … she is too kind to say bad thing about him. i treat him totally as no competition even though i have not met him. yah yah papaya me siah!
Just got to tell everyone something that had me in stiches - this one is for my blog!
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Olive as you know always tekan tat my didi very small. So one day (last week) as she is giving me a handjob - I mentioned that it is macham telescope - can retract in and out.
Olive countered that i am flattering myself, its more like the maginifying glass that diamond / jewellery shop use to assess the diamond - only that my kuku is shorter.
Olive then role played that she is jewellery shop owner and playfully pretend to use my cock as if it is like the magnifying glass. She peer here and peer there - say that my balls cannot be crown jewels because too small … as she was “examining” my magnifying glass, i suddenly came - and shot my man juice right into Olive’s eye!
Her reaction is priceless - “you bastard. it fucking stings. you think your kuku eye drop is it ……” - then come the clicher: “they say masterbating can make you blind, but who call you look at your own dick when you are about to come” LOL
Olive: “still laughing at me you asshole …..” (after i cannot stop giggling).
Maybe this incident cannot translate well in the written form, but when you witness it - its dam hilarious the reaction. Its something that i still teased Olive about!
tot only i wear goggles when i up a squirter, hehe, now olive pcc for LAO HERO also need to wear goggles liao…
Bro Anson,
I have been logging into your thread everyday. Glad to see you back again because your posts never fail to bring laughter to me.
Upzzz
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alan0338
tot only i wear goggles when i up a squirter, hehe, now olive pcc for LAO HERO also need to wear goggles liao…
a horrible thot just struck me - if my office lau hiao squiter dam disgusting. i imagine tat instead of woman juice, ashes shoots out of her pussy (like volcanic dust like that) ……
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Garfield-Mel
Thankz for the nice pic bro.will camp here
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eurodc
Bro Anson,
I have been logging into your thread everyday. Glad to see you back again because your posts never fail to bring laughter to me.
Upzzz
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coconutskin
camping here……….
Thank u for your kind support and encouragement - i really really want sammi to be mine (even for just an hour good enuf) - its not becos she is so dam sexy and sensual but becos it also fulfills a romantic dream and a possibilty that a mr. average (and sometimes below average too) can land a fantasy gal ….. (fingers crossed) so far so good ….
anyway, just came off the phone from sammi a while back - we talked about the friend that barbie wants to match make her with. i really want to force the issue and see how she would describe his ugliness just for laughs. (dam perverse i am - ugly man like me love to hear rude remarks about an even uglier man. its like a man with moops (man boobs) being happy when he hears that another man moops are a cup size bigger.
Anyway, I did not succeed. I cannot get sammi to be nasty (unlike ayumi). sammi simply say tat he is not handsome. Sammi did however laugh when i told her that i heard he got black teeth - is it because he eats coal, uses cow dung as tooth paste and brushes his teeth with a tooth brush made of pubic hair ….
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eurodc
I am sure that your success means success to many of your readers too !
Many of us are cheering you on
thks bro eurodc …. I am cheering myself on as well …
i wanted to continue once again to my HKG backstory this afternoon at work. However because of this incident I am not able to.
Today we had a nearly two hour lecture by boss on office decorum. What happened was that office Chao Ah Beng found a “unidentified sports bag” sitting on his desk for a good part of the day. Annoyed, he opened it to see who the culprit was.
Like a hero - he picked up the white cotton granny panties inside the bag and walked around the office (two fingers clutching at both ends of the panty). He walked around, displaying the panty macham like show and tell and said: “Whose TOWEL is it ah?”
Ah Beng kia walked round the office, carrying the panties by his fingers and asked around in a very beng manner - “whose towel is this” to all and sundry. He even went to the office pondan (whom i fondly nick named “Tiffany” - after the thailand’s ladyboy show) - and asked him - “your towel ah?”
(I actually asked ah beng how come he never try office kopi aunty!)
Acutally the scene is very funny when you witnessed it .. but apparantly the rather plumb accounts gal took offence (as the panty was hers). She subsequently complained to boss about sexual harrassessment! Because of that, we kena long lecture from boss (and ah beng kena warning letter!).
While boss is lecturing about office decorum - he illustrated the point that what if customer or third party come to our office and witnessed ah beng walking round with panties in his hands. “People will think what kind of organisation I am running?” Boss said.
The above sceanrio painted by boss so funny that I and Lao Hiao tak boleh tahan laughed out loud during the “lecture” session. We both kena rebuked and kena cited as example as poor Office Decorum. Boss said that we banter like as if husband and wife quarrel …. vey unbecoming, especially in office!
After the long lecture, we did our our “post mortum” of boss harsh words.
I said if only panty got xiao ding dang picture we know whose panty it belongs to and we would be spared the scolding.
We gossip that the plump accounts girl who complained never kena siao kan for long time. Actually she is usually very sporting and can take and give jokes … I think she just hated the beng kia!
Mama foreign talent, Pushpa (nick named “Sperm”), acutally suggested to next time pin the panty on the office notice board so that people would know whose bag this belongs.
kns, i don’t believe what i am hearing, Sperm is serious in his suggestion! Why must pin clothing or anything inside the bag. Can’t we actually put a notice and indicate that the sports bags is under so-and-so care? With brain like that no wonder office chaotic!
okay, rant over - i will con’t on my story soon!
Today the “buzzword” in our office is DECORUM. Its “decorum this” and “decorum that”.
I saw Lao Hiao eating and chewing (dam disgusting, look like cow chewing grass the way the mouth and jaw move from side to side) - i told her to chew properly, office decorum - don’t want third party to see that we have cow in the office.
Office Xiao Mei Mei also not spared. She has this small soft toy thingy attached to her handbag - I told her, “decorum - staff toy for is bed room. You think come office to koon (sleep) is it? ….” This comment elicited laughter - everybody here at one time or another have actually koon on the job before.
Our office progressive and very international - we got “siesta” (afternoon nap) as our work culture …. only other organisation that i know of in Singapore got this siesta culture is SAF!
Got lots more ‘decorum’ comment - but will continue later - must pretend to work - decorum mah!
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alan0338
hehe, i learn new word, DECORUM.
bro alan, with a word like DECORUM, you just know that Ah Beng kia will surely “pronounce” it as “De-ko-LAN” (the “LAN” bit as in “Lan Cheow” ~ dick).
After kena censure and warning letter, you just know that ah beng kia bo song (not satified.)
Acting like terror pia kia (when boss not around), ah beng kia yah-yah said: “Lan Par lah, simi si “de-ko-LAN” and then proceeded to give one of the best definition of decorum I heard:
“… pang sai bo chit ka chng si bo de-ko-lan” (never wipe ass after taking a crap then considered no decorum).”
Bro Just a quick re-cap on my last nite the HKG. I thought I better quickly finish up the story first so that I could talk in the present and future ~ I am confident that something special is gonna happen when sammi is in Singapore - now scheduled for 9 Nov 2010. (Fingers crossed).
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ansonsohna
… quick re-cap:
ah chuan looked at sammi, gave her a subtle wink, and said: “why not .. if sammi agrees to it”
sammi rose to that little challenge by giving a coy smile and leaning over to me, two hands gently clutching my arms.
i guess sammi gyrations were too hot for ah chuan too. he went over, cut me off and started dancing with her. when sammi used her ass to rub over ah chuan groin area as she slided on ah chuan like a stripper’s pole, i could see ah chuan’s face lit up with pleasure ….
….. with ah chuan “busy” with sammi, horse face slid over to me. she was “dancing” too. in stark contrast with sammi high octane sexy sensuous gyrating moves, horse face dance is low key ~ basically swaying from side to side and giving that horsey smile …. “neeeeiiiighhhhh”