- ang mo had proposed to sammi. no NOT marriage proposal, but rather that they be “steady” bf-gf (got people use such term anymore?).
- The singapore trip is set at oct. Exact date is dependant on three factors: availability of flight/visa, sammi’s agent confirmation on the exact date of a modeling assignment (event) and convenience of the house owner.
- Ayumi will be pretty much following sammi here. Threesome in the making? You wish! (or rather I wish …)
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i managed to close the KUL deal (the one whereby company pay for my cheong expenses). boss thinks tat i got ‘potential’ for sales so ask me to try out. as such i kena ‘attached’ to the sales team for the past two weeks to assess my suitability.
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kns, i know sales job can keng a lot…. but wtf is the diff, office admin job, i also keng: spent my day mostly surfing net, gossip and tcss with colleagues.
- also my other colleagues doing sales all not cheong kings (only one - but i cheong with him already so nothing different here). they mostly eat snake by going bowling and playing snooker. snooker? me?
- my “excuse” to olive everytime i want to cheong is tat i want to join in my colleagues for snooker. olive knows tat my office sales staff gila snooker (and she not interested in the game at all - she finds it boring).
- Sammi’s trip to Singapore is postponed because she was called to audition to play a major roll in a local tv production. wah like tat, she may move up from Tier three model to Tier two … especially if tv is a hit … since i got close up look at pussy i feel like edison inspecting a cecelia …..
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Ayumi was actually disappointed for postponing the trip to singapore. i could also sense that she was a little jealous at not getting a second audition while sammi does …. but so far, ayumi never bitchy or said anything. however Ayumi’s comments (with a very haunting tone): “… at least i got a famous friend” betrays to me that ayumi was envious of sammi.
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ah chuan - dam stamina man. he still occasionally stalks sammi at her apartment. despite sammi changing her number three times, ah chuan always invariably found out (no choice as she needs to give a contact number in order to get assignments and they have so many mutual friends.). Eventually sammi gave up and just tried to ignore his calls and talk to him cursorily.
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ang mo model also still continue’s his pursuits although a little more low key - after being told that sammi needs some time after being just out of a messy relationship.
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From my intelligence - actually i not CIA material, info is mostly from ayumi and from my talking to sammi herself (yes, we still talked nearly everyday):
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Sammi’s list of suitors:
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anson
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ang mo model
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ah chuan
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old family and childhood friend (now a businessman - apparantly succesful).
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sammi’s ex whom she dump
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french factory owner - manufacturing garments
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ah chuan’s colleague, a photographer too -
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a 少爷 (rich man’s son) who own seven cars. ayumi i think wants him too (no wonder she jealous of sammi),
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a media company owner (fairly big in china) - he offers her around SGD 10K a month to be his mistress. he had been “after” sammi for nearly three years now. i think he is motivated by the idea of conquering sammi and not interested in her per se.
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and several other guys who buaya her in the streets and clubs - too many to enumerate. (only one of them counts as sammi told me that he is cute - sammi seldom says men are handsome or cute - so this means something). anyway this cute guy, according to ayumi, looks like jay chou. not jealous or anything, but jay chou cute meh? look like ah beng with pondan tendencies in my eyes ….
- At first when i saw the list, i nearly give up - but then hor, i think about it - out of them all, i am the only person whom she calls regularly (sometimes SHE calls - not all the time i initiate - this is something i appreciate so much).
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alan0338
kamsia update, sibei ho mia, drink on company..
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hoosdathu
upz for anson
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KallIan
Shiok man! Can chiong on company account better still! Awaiting your next update. Have fun bro!
morning everyone ~ alamak, this is the FIRST time I can freeload on my company, cheong and consider work some more ….. anybody got kang tao for this type of job or not?
(No - anything to do with selling my body or gigolo type of work, me definitely not qualified.. imagine if i gigolo, thrust three or four times come already, the horny menopausal aunty bitch (where got SYT hire me one?) sure suan me and ask for refund type!
(Talking about menopausal bitch, one of my cheong kaki say that they sebei horny one …. he say menopausal like steamboat bottom part of the broth … so much experience becuase they boil and boil, drink liao dam shoik! True or not ah?
)
anyway, i am having a mini hangover now - wait later than update and if got time, post my “last nite in HKG” backstory.
BTW for the last three days, i use
ALL
5K of company’s budget for these two jokers … might as well lah, don’t know if i ever i got chance again …. boss told me to try conserve and not to use entire budget if possibe, I think he siao/gila/mad and delusional ~ where got such thing one? for an “han-tah kaki” (no career prospect) employee like me?
Frankly if I am boss, see got employee like that one, i kick his ass and shove the termination papers right up there where the sun don’t shine …. which might i add, gives “hong u” (medicated oil) up your pantat a run for the money!
http://ansonadventures.blogspot.com/
~ btw the hong u up the ass story is NOT made up, it 100% happend to me - TWICE!
cheers!
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…… Hong u nv try before, but kenna colgate once by a fl and i immediately shouted cos of the pain and she was shocked.
(LOL! LOL! LOL!) haaa haaa bwaaa haaaa
….(now I chio ka peng!) … wat the “F”? why the hell colgate? yur ass is so hairy need to brush with colgate meh? tis FL championship material lah ….
opps, olive heard me luff and ask me what is so funny … i have to quickly log out else she knows abt tis site ….
sorry bro alan, its just that the image of a “hygiene” conscious FL meticulously applying tooth paste on the ass-hairs in preparation of ass rim (macham brush teeth before rimming) gave me the serious giggles…
anyway, a quick update (there is really much to say as i was busy “entertaining”):
He even tried to kiss sammi on the lips which she “alat: (swerve to avoid)!
Anyway, sammi pretty told him the same as she told me i.e. that she was just out of a relationship and to give her time ….
(I think i have mentioned that they shall be staying at the Carribean condominiums - beside world trade centre)
Even on QQ and on the phone already “scared” of ayumi. i think i will be intimidated when i actually got the chance to “do” her. You can count on Ayumi to suan me when your performance is not up to standard ~ and given her promiscuous ways, her standard is sure to be high!
Cheers!
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ansonsohna
http://www.mediafire.com/?wk22jedb9ou7y6j
PS: I have also sent the link to ayumi and sammi to see if how close to “their” reality is this photoshoot ~ will tell u of their feedback.
Tah tah - cheong day 3 using company’s expense.
oh yah .. forgot to mentioned that ayumi has already donwloaded the clip (sammi have not done so yet).
she misunderstood my point of about the similarity between this photoshoot and the type of “sexy” photoshoot they do.
I have to clarify what I meant (see this is what i get from always ponteng chinese class in school!) ~ i.e. not hard core porn magazine but rather sexy naked poses only.
Anyway, Ayumi told me that they do not perform sex acts in front of camera -and any simulations do not involve cock penetration.
In their context, no dicky photos are taken (only simulated touching of dick and mostly with the man’s pants covering the kuku) ….
but ayumi added that if she is aroused when the model is cute - she will bang him on the spot (and the photographer too!). And Ayumi told me that she have ever done so several times already ….. laughing lustily as she told me so …. (will ask sammi later tonite, but i got a stinking feeling that ayumi is not joking/bluffing)!
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KallIan
Where is lao hero? Pls come back!
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alan0338
guess he hunting for new clients so that can drink on company again
You guys are correct ~ I was in KUL (where the clients are). Just got back this morning.
KNS, boss wants me to follow up on the clients (after the entertainment). I was thus dispatch to KUL. I frankly think they are just freeloaders and have got no intention to sign the contract. Company sebei cham (internally got dead wood and free loading staff, externally got prospects also free loaders!)
Anyway, Company deserves it. They cheapo ~ daily expenses is only SGD 80 (at least make it round figure to SGD100 lah).
Best part is that bladdy admin never book flight. Kena take coach at Beach Road - Golden Mile (Cost of my transportation to KUL via Five Star - SGD 40 only - return)!
Anyway will rest up a little and then provide some interesting update - oh yah, its OCT - (this is a month I am gonna meet sammi - oh yeh oh yeh oh yeh - ha!).
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KallIan
Where are u lao hero? Eloped with sammi? Pls come back!
he song song with sammi now… month october he bz
Bro Anson,
Just discovered your wonderful thread today.
Spent the whole day reading your posts, made me laugh like hell. Your smattering usage of hokkien words to describe certain scenarios brings out nice good old-style Singaporean humour, luckily I am born and bred in SG to understand all the humour.
Got a few scenarios also bring back good memories, just as the sharpener with a mirror at the back to bio teachers, always using the name “Xiao Ming” as the lead actor for Chinese composition etc.
Also one section you talk abt your office lau kway bu white CB hair coming out of her G-string I laugh so hard had to run to the toilet to shit, somehow the laughing nerves hit my bowel system, kept laughing for 1 min even at the toilet bowl. No kidding because really too funny liao.
I will be a fan of your thread from now. Will up you my humble 3 points at the soonest chance possible because now new SBF ruling cannot up posts more than 2 days old.
Thanks for the wonderful thread!
And wish you good luck with Sammi in SGP!
Go ! Go ! Go !
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KallIan
Where are u lao hero? Eloped with sammi? Pls come back!
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alan0338
he song song with sammi now… month october he bz
Sammi NOT in Singapore - postponed yet again as she got a call from a producer in Hunan who wanted to cast her in a tv show. Maybe my dream gal go up from tier three to tier two? like tat jialat - even more competition because she will be more well known. will provide an update later.
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eurodc
….. Just discovered your wonderful thread today.
Spent the whole day reading your posts, made me laugh like hell….
…..I will be a fan of your thread from now….
Thanks for the wonderful thread!
And wish you good luck with Sammi in SGP!
Go ! Go ! Go !
wah so touching man your compliments - i am so happy that i can give you some joy. will try to be more regular in my postings.
okay firstly i owe an explanation why i never post for so long.
anyway at the end of the two weeks, i told my boss that i cannot make it in sales. why? sales job can keng but ultimately got target - so end of day still answerable.
(lau kway bu also say tat i can sell very well, because i “boot licker”. if she is sweet young thing, i will say boot is not the only thing i can lick well … but i dare not. sekali she “ka qui qui” (open leg ala sharon stone) and ask me to test my licking skills)
as mentioned before here, cue stick, balls and holes equals to sex ….. i totally non sporty type. tried tennis one time, and every stroke that i manage to hit (mostly i “swished” air), it went over the fence. kena suan that game is tennis and not baseball.
Olive one kind, she says games like darts, golf and snooker got fatty and ah pui all playing at highest level - how come can consider sports. sports must equal to fitness in Olive’s eyes.
I answered olive, what abt sumo wrestling - not sports meh? olive answered sumo is actually two big man in towel hugging each other and trying to pull each other’s towels down … yes, can’t belive tat olive really thot that … and when i corrected her and told her that the objective is to get the opponent out of the ring and not give each other gigantic wedgies, olive muttered a sheepish “oh!” ….
Now for the most interesting update: sammi my fantasy gal ….
anyway, the next trip to singapore is scheduled for nov ….
i shall temporary call this guy Jay.
more importantly, beside ah chuan, i am the only guy there (i think) to have seen her pussy up close and have actually had sammi’s hands on my dick ….
the everyman joe (or anson) getting his fantasy gal ? ……