- In another occasion I remarked while watching Jap porn with Olive: “bluff one this show - how can the girl feel excited when the man use the g-string and “floss” her vulva, you floss teeth can feel orgas one ah ….”.
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for my last nite in HKG, my coz had hired two WL to “escort us”. Mine is nick name, “Horse Face” because she has equine (“horsy”) features while my coz’s lady is nicknamed “Missing Teeth” (cause she doesn’t have pre-molar teeth when she smiles).
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Being my last nite at HKG, i had wanted to spend more time with sammi (whom i was by now totally besotted with). I devised a little plan to get Horse Face off my hands and at the same time occupy ah chuan (so that I cud spend a little more time with my dream gal sammi)
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I told ah chuan tat i find horse face a challenge and asked him to help out by buayaing her (I can see that horse face already fancied ah chuan from how they interacted).
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I also told sammi tat i am ackward with WL and seek her understanding to allow ah chuan to relieve me of her (as I don’t want to offend my coz who had engaged horse face. i lied to sammi tat my coz paid for horse face when it is actually i who paid her). sammi thankfully agreed to my little request ~ little did she know that it is my way of getting more interaction time with her.
- Ah chuan went to sammi’s apartment again over the weekend. He insisted that the ’engagement’ ring he bought “has sammi’s name on it” and hence will not take it back. ah chuan hero, he left in outside sammi’s apartment door and ask sammi to take it (there is a handwritten note placed just below the ring.)
- Now what is incredible is last nite, when sammi called me, she told me that her neighbour had actually picked up the ring for safe keeping. And now she “returned” the ring to sammi. (I am bladdy surprised that in Shanghai got so honest one meh - i thot when i heard the news of the ring missing on Sunday that its habis already and “finder’s keepers” situation.).
- sammi and i also reminsced about the “horse face” story (whose story I will continue later) and talked ‘dirty’. We stop short of a phone sex though.
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ang mo model despite the altercation with ah chuan, still calls her up and invited her for dinner and clubbing. sammi has refused him a few times already, but since he got her an assignment, feels that it is not nice to just “pigeon” him after all that he has done and gone through on account of her. she thus agrees to go clubbing with him this weekend.
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I asked sammi since her break-up whether her “桃花运” (lucky in romance) is up or down. sammi acknowledge that she got several proposals but they are 烂桃花 (rotten love proposition). sammi’s 烂桃花 include a rich man’s son whom she had previously dated (before ah chuan). sammi caught him trying to film her upskirt with his mobile under the table while they were having dinner at a posh restuarant. (sammi says that nite she was not wearing any underwear some more as she did not have time to do her laundry - so she was quite conscious and mindful).
- Sammi got an assignment in Bangkok Thailand. This was for a private event whereby single piece exclusive jewellery collection is sold via invites only.
- Ayumi unfortunately was not selected. However, she will still accompany sammi and have a holiday in thailand. sammi asked if I could swing by Bangkok and later together go Singapore together. Lao Hero here can speak Thai ’nid noi’ (“a little” in Thai) as well as English. I was to be their guide.
- Since sammi was not getting “it”, I made sammi play with herself (while I listened in). sammi agreed to it. sammi says that she was at her bed and generally lazing around and chilling out listening to soft music. she mentioned some chinese love ballad which i don’t know.
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So far, I took them to KTV hoping. From BS to Century to TDWS. I even brought them to Orchard Towers for some international flavours.
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I didn’t really speak long to sammi after that shiok phone sex as most of the time I was drunk. Whack drinks on company account.
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As tonite and probably Sat also party I will be quite slow in my updates and back story.
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I told clients’ that heng ah, I am the one doing the entertaining. If boss arrow lau hiao, most the most is go clark quay brewworkz to drink beer. I bitchy, told client’s that this lao hiao wears xiao ding dang panties.
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Wil try to post something tonite - promised sammi that i will talk to her (sammi btw is going out with ang mo model tonite as well). I smart, by promising to get sammi to call me (or vice versa), i at least ensure that sammi got no overnighter. (actually scared that angmo seduce her - afterall, sammi has been rather lonely and have not had “proper” sex for quite some time now.
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I will upload a small vid of a photoshoot. quite sexy this one. from the descriptions by sammi and ayumi, this is how i envision a ‘sexy’ photoshoot to be - minus the cock penetration.
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Originally Posted by
ansonsohna
gotta go ~ somebody calling me.
wahahaha, the flossing part amuses me so much that i choked on my kopi.. damn funny
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Originally Posted by
my_preek
Yes bro ! Use it when you have runny nose. hehehe
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alan0338
wahahaha, the flossing part amuses me so much that i choked on my kopi.. damn funny
no bro preek - i use it to wipe my nose when it bleeds .. sammi figure really nose bleed - the pic didn’t really do her justice - & the prospect of seeing sammi’s naked body is dam exciting …. the neh perfect to touch, smooth like tahu and yet firm …… hmmmmmmm
bro saporkter alan, happy that i managed to brightened up your day!
Update:
I didn’t manage to talk to sammi for too long these two days. was busy partying at armani (friend’s birthday) and had too much to drink!
Basically ah chuan is back to his “quiet” mode in the sense that he didn’t stake out sammi’s apartment. He still sent her lots of sms though. And Ah Chaun is not beaten up by ayumi’s friends ~ so far! (maybe ayumi talk gangster only ….)
Now, the most interesting thing: (something that i didn’t know till now). Sammi is myopic. she wore contacts and usually just “go blind” in her day to day activities. Her spec degree is about 300 plus and her optomologist told her to get a higher prescription.
ha! ha! no wonder she didn’t find my “good” looks so repulsive - she see things blur blur
I( learnt of this fact because Sammi’s told me that she got a minor eye infection (due to her contact lens ~ made in China one
), and her doc told her to lay off contacts for a while.
Even though I haven’t seen her in specs in person ~ I got some pics of her in sunglasses. With glasses, I teased sammi that she must look like 老师 (teacher). Something which she agreed. (Most pretty women when glasses look like teacher). I kept calling her “sammi 老师” our entire conversation.
I tell u, if sammi is 老师, all the boys in her class either score A1 or fail jialat (such is the raging teen hormones).
If sammi is PE teacher ……. wah liao eh ……. that bounce when she jogs and does star jump - i have see it, and this is magnificent!
If sammi is “jaik kopi” (geography) teacher, she can talk about mountains and valley …..
if sammi is maths teacher, “figures” take on a different meaning.
if sammi teach “mother tongue” ……whoooo ….. tongue … lick ….. (let’s pretend PRC got same policy like singapore education okay, just for the sake of this ‘joke’
) …..
Small digression:
When i was in secondary school, there is one young “relief teacher” although skirt is not short, always somehow zaogeng (run skirt). My classmates and i would bet lunch on what colour panties she wore on that day. Guess who is the official judge (and final authority) on the teacher’s panty colour …. ahhhhemmmm
….. no bladdy wonder i so tiko now.
(Tricks of the trade: drop pencil, drop text book, use pencil sharpener (with the mirror on the back) to angle for a view. Teacher’s desk also purposely “break” the front panel to obtain a better view ….. dam rascal our class boys …. no wonder all generally “never do well” in our adult life!
Continue on my back story of my last night in HKG soon ….
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alan0338
So, i not the only tiko when schooling time, heehee, maybe u are one of my tiko classmate
too bad singapore curriculum never offer “tiko-logy”, maybe than i can get an “A” grade as i am a genius in this field.
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LyAiN
Brudder, your story beri de powder-ful! Anyway your story remInd me one 1 love/comedy movie I watched yesterday night, you shld watch it, as it will send you a motivational message at near end movie for your Dream Sammi! Ok no spoilers here.
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PS: Quote,“Remember you’re a hard 10!” (guess you’ll know tis meaning after watching it.
Cheers bro! Go for Sammi!! (so brudders here will have more juicy story & photos!)
hi bro lyain, thank u for the link and being my rah-rah in my quest for the everyday joe (or anson) to get his goddess. up you!
alamak, although never watch movie yet, i guess that “hard 10” is kuku very “hard” and strong and ten inches long.
mine kuku only four inches at most. if cold lagi cham - shrink until like three year old gin-na (child). that is why when sometimes olive give me a blow job, she can still nag me while at it…..
as for being “hard”, when olive hand job me (plumber style) sometimes she use so much strength tat kuku lembih (soft) - don’t know if you ever experience tis or not.
when tat happens, i usually make a joke (to cover up my non-sex stud status): “make up your mind you bitch, want to be plumber or a hawker preparing “ban mian”….” (tis comment never fails to get a laugh from Olive!)
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Originally Posted by
xes_nuf
Just finish this thread from first to last today; only saw this thread today mah
Good thing today not working. The story addictive because it is funny and titillating.
Bro Ansonsohna, you are a good storyteller leh; keep it cumming
Have a good one
XN out
Hi Bro XN ~ wah your Goodbye parting shot “XN out” sound very kilat ~ like Ryan Seacrest’s “THIS is American Idol” ……
anyway, I really really want to thank you for the time and effort spent here. Hope I made your off-day just that a little more enjoyable.
(Self promo: in case u find my updates a lil slow, I got to wait until I call sammi for updates and I have to “ahem…” to work sometimes at the office. You may read my blog as a lil time filler in the meanwhile:
Today’s entry is all about G-strings btw:
http://ansonadventures.blogspot.com/
Okay … now back to my HKG backstory ….
(pardon for the slow pace of development on my back story of my last night at HKG. Like Taiwan serial mah ……. draggy and twist and turn …..anyway, until sammi’s visit to this lil red dot, I have only two (this one included) more rabba encounters with her so must stretch a bit …..
… quick re-cap:
… continue with main story …..
although ah chuan good looks and cool demeanor saw many pretty gals throwing themselves at him, i was rather surprised that he finds horse face appealing and doesn’t mind ’entertaining her'.
the situation somehow reminded me of Hugh Grant. Here Hugh Grant had a wonderful and dam sexy girl friend (then) in Elizabeth Hurley plus loads of girls throwing themselves at him. Despite this, Hugh Grant nonetheless went on and propositioned a ugly black streetwalker named devine brown ….. (when u get the cream of the crop, you need a truly ugly bitch for “variety”) … yandao here, please do yourself and an ugly bitch a favour by fucking them today …. speaking of which, anyone want me to intro my Office Lao Hiao?
whilst ah chuan is entertaining horse face, i was literally observing sammi’s reaction. she did NOT appear jealous or even show face. It could be that sammi is used to ah chuan’s flirtatious behaviour.
(I would later find out that sammi is the sort of women who can accept a man’s philandering (风流) or flirting behaviour as long as he comes back to spend the night with her).
my first words to sammi when i slide myself beside her was: “please tell me truthfully, don’t you think she reminds you of a horse?”
sammi was amused by my remarks and suppressed a giggle.
i said aloud for all to hear (pretending to be joking but actually meaning it): “hey ah chaun, just for tonight we exchange partners okay ….”
ah chuan looked at sammi, gave her a subtle wink, and said: “why not .. if sammi agrees to it”
sammi rose to that little challenge by giving a coy smile and leaning over to me, two hands gently clutching my arms. (when she does that her neh neh hit my elbow. tis immediately alerted my lil kuku).
i pretended to shift my elbow in order to make myself more comfortable. whilst doing so my arms grazed and brushed against sammi’s tits. bladdy hell, sammi was
braless
and i can feel her nipples against my arms (just above my elbos) …..
(Coz was not really paying attention to all the shenanigans, he appeared engrossed with Missing Teeth bitch. This exactly what i wanted.)
Sammi remembering her promise (she really keeps her word) at my coz place in the afternoon, “drag” me to the dance floor with the soft words: “here’s the dance that i promised you”
as we were walking toward the dance floor, i noticed that horse face and ah chuan is following behind (horse face is dragging ah chuan along ~ just like sammi) did me….. “bladdy horse should be tied up” like those cowboy movies" I thot quietly to myself.
now at the dance floor, sammi does that sexy grinding action, hips swaying, untied long hair sashaying, tits thrusting in and out in tune with the music. it is frankly so erotic that i could sense everyone in the dance floor eyes were on us ….
i guess sammi gyrations were too hot for ah chuan too. he went over, cut me off and started dancing with her. when sammi used her ass to rub over ah chuan groin area as she slided on ah chuan like a stripper’s pole, i could see ah chuan’s face lit up with pleasure ….
i tell you, i felt a kind of jealous rage and a little indignant inside: “.. how can ah chuan “intercept and interupt” me like that …” (momentarily forgeting that ah chaun is sammi’s (then) boy friend.
with ah chuan “busy” with sammi, horse face slid over to me. she was “dancing” too. in stark contrast with sammi high octane sexy sensuous gyrating moves, horse face dance is low key ~ basically swaying from side to side and giving that horsey smile …. “neeeeiiiighhhhh”
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alan0338
please come back leh LAO HERO!
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KallIan
Lao hero mia few days already. Went to china look for sammi?
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Originally Posted by
alan0338
maybe busy with lao hiao
soli bros, been busy. was at KUL to attend to some family “drama”. Of course, in KUL, I cheong - at Beach club, where i had a cute viet gal for only RM350 overnighter (3a.m. near pub closing time last minute super bargain).
bro kallian, if only i am in china with sammi …. where got such luck? anyway sammi told me that she will in SIN first week of OCT (postponed from late SEP). I did speak to her for quite a bit while I was in KUL tho!
bro alan, “….with lao hiao? wah liow, don’t curse me my kuku “qui cui” (shrink) leh … I woud need it when sammi is here.
Just some quick updates:
if i am “lao hero”, ah chuan is “dumb fuck hero”. How can you leave valuable like tat outside ~ anyway the ring went missing. sammi neither took the ring nor read the ah chuan’s note as she stayed bolted indoors, refusing to open it for ah chuan nor retrieve the ring. after a few hours, ah chaun left. and the ring and note was just left it outside as sammi does not want to be emotionally blackmailed by ah chuan.
I think the ring cost about CNY 15, 000 (agak agak about SGD 3K) ~ according to ayumi.
Because sammi’s neighbour must have probably read the note. (sure kay poh mah. if it is me, i will also read it). sammi decided to read it - just to see what he is up to.
Sammi shared with me that the note is basically its the same old - same old thingy i.e. ah chuan expressing regret and tat he didn’t realise what a good thing he had in sammi until he lost her, how he loved her more than life itself etc etc …..
i asked sammi whether she is touched by all this acts. she sighed and said that it is too late already and that she wants to move on. (yipppeeee)
Basically I asked her that she being so sexual and sensual whether she missed sex as it had been more than a month since she last did it. sammi laughed, and answered that besides our last phone sex, nothing went inside her love hole - the closest thing was she masterbating herself using jet spray from a shower head.
(sammi refused to continue to talk dirty as she says she does not want to feel horny as the next day (today) she had an important meeting. she says she needed beauty rest and that tonight she would call me for some serious phone sex).
and I playfully replied to her in an indignant tone that sammi takes me as a “小白脸” (gigolo)
Okay, Lao Hero is back with more back HK backstory on my last nite at HKG plus updates ……
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KallIan
Yay Lao hero finally back. We miss u lah bro. Great updates keep the them coming.
Thank u bro KallIan … kum siah so very the much for your support!
Update:
If I ‘sound’ incoherant - its probably I am. I had just finished talking to sammi and is too sexcited to zzzzz that i type in fresh from the oven update.
We spoke for nearly 45 minutes until my bladdy “chat chat” card ran out of money.
Sammi seem particularly in a good mood. She was laughing a lot and telling me all sorts of sexy staff. I shall recount them here quickly.
Sammi is to take care of the several Chinese potential buyers invited there.
(I will be visiting Tigerair & Air Asia websites soon to source for good cheap fares.)
(Barbie and another gal friend still not confirmed). If all turned up, i will be the only batang with four gals. People seeing me will either think i am rich guy or a bladdy pimp bringing four PRC gals to singapore.
since i got some (ahem) “experience” in phone sex - i thought i play it differently. instead of me directing the action and talking, i wanted to just listen in ~ like a voyeur of sorts.
i therefore asked sammi to describe what she is going about to do to pleasure herself and describe (via loudspeaker) as she is doing it.
usually when sammi talks she is short on description (unlike me). so i urged to give as vivid description of everything as possible.
Bed sheet red. sammi is clad only in white cotton panties when she talked to me. two pillows on the bed. her hair is tied up with two pony tails with a blue “rubber band” clip.
sammi is also wearing a white tank top (singlet?) with chinese character - “victory” on it. braless.
white tank top - white panties and nothing else reclining on her bed.
i have mentioned here on this thread several times the delicious noise / sound which sammi made while making love. this time, i got a “direct” access to hear her.
telling me now that she has divested her tank-tip, sammi says that she is using her fingers to run over her breast ~ just fingers with the bearest of touch (i can actually hear her breathing a little faster as she tells it). a barely inaudible ‘ah’ of pleasure escape her lips occasionally.
now this part is where i start to take off my pants and begin to play with my dicky. sammi gently whispered to me, asking me whether i wanted to lick her nipples like the last time in HKG (I promised i will get to the story soon).
i buay tahan by sammi’s come hither seduction voice that i momentarially forgotten that i am just supposed to be a passive listener. I told sammi to push her breast upwards and use her tongue to lick herself. (no way can olive do this btw).
sammi said tat no need for tat, she wants a man’s tongue, my tongue. I nearly came when i heard her said this!
sammi is now circling her nipple gently with her fingers and slowly ran her fingers from her nipples right down her torso into just above her love-hole.
sammi told me to say something sexy just before she puts her fingers inside herself.
knn, my brain by now not functioning - what sexy thing to say? i told her “yes this is my cock, but not so slender like your fingers okay - mine cock a bit thicker than that”. sheeezzzz
now this type of CB comment can suddenly ruin the mood. however, not for sammi. she didn’t have a come back line or laughed or anything like that. instead she just says: " i know dear, i will pretend that tis is yours and put it inside me"
I hear a light gasp escaping from sammi. Over the phone, i nearly shouted for her to put the receiver closer to her love hole as i want to hear the sound of ‘slushing of love juice" of sammi’s wet cunt.
sammi complied.
i got more than i bargain for when sammi told me that she will be rubbing her clit hard might even use her phone to rub her vagina lips. and from the other end, i hear the sound of fingers rubbing against flesh and gentle slushing of wet love juice flowing about.
what else? i came lah … i wanted to last longer but cannot.
although i came, i did not say anything. i continue to listen in as sammi played with herself.
i can hear sammi moans and her faster breathing - but still she continues playing with herself. as the breathing got faster and moans and ah got louder, my dick marikita again despite coming earlier.
sammi whispered urgently, i want you to come soon (sammi didn’t realised that i had already done so).
as i was slowly only recovering and start on my second round of wanking, i am still okay. i decided to ‘punish’ sammi. i told her to build herself further for the climax and not come yet.
i got a whispered “Mmm” (an acknowledgment) for my request.
as i hear sammi louder breaths, i knew that she was very high. she pleaded: “老公please come, i can’t take it anymore”.
I told sammi: “just a lil while more not yet”.
i heard a little stiffled yelp … and gentle pleading escaped again from sammi lips. this time, her orgasmic breathing and her breathy pleas was so sexy tat i came again. (i wanted to control myself and torture her some more … but buay tahan).
over the phone, our breathing and coming was in sync as i heard sammi gave a huge exhaling and expelling of air. this was followed by the sound of catching one’s breath.
“oh no, my bed’s all wet” sammi said ….. (i beamed at the statement).
like before, sammi thanked me for the phone sex - as if I was doing her a favour.
after the “orgas” we got round talking about things to do in Thailand. I was so enjoying our little tcc session until i hear a tone from my phone. i knew than that the time is up. i quickly bid sammi good nite and told her that i can’t wait to see her in Thailand and Singapore.
…. and when i tried to koon a while ago, i find that i am still so sexcited, so i decided to just post a quick update and hopefully i will be sleepier then…..
goody nite (i certainly had a good one)
darn … its nearly 320 am now and i still can’t sleep …. that’s one friggin’ hot phone sex ……
sorry for being rather tardy in terms of updating. I have been busy at “work”.
For the first time ever, my boss entrusted me to entertain a client - in other words use company money to cheong. after quickly establishing that clients not goody goody, i of course take them partying. Boss originally budgetted F1, so there are lotsa of moolah ….
(They laughed and after some drinks admitted that if Lao Hiao tried to seduce them, their cock will like tortise pull back the head into the shell)
Yes, even for wild gal ayumi, she did not cross the line into making hardcore porn ………
also there is a diffference between vid and photoshoots in terms of continuous action/shots - in photoshoots (no matter how sexy the pics are, there is ‘staged’ element).
anyway download and pcc to it first - i will update you guys soon!
Cheers and yum seng from the lau hero - who is getting to be more and more heroic as the day passes ….. kns!
in the vid, u will see that the guy nibble on the girls tits (“nyam nyam” ~ that’s the sound i make when sucking nipples).
In the vid, the male model even have to occasionally thrust in and out while shooting penetrative shots. by and large he dam professional - if it was me …. if i even manage to enter the love hole, sure to buay tahan and hump already (where got so controlled one).
I can just imagine the director shouting, “oei, stop, stop …. oei, bladdy useless shit, now come already and lembih …..
Anyhows, alltho sammi and ayumi photoshoots are not hardcore porn per se. they complained that the 90% of the non gay models would definitely feel them up. Tits grabbing and groin stroking (through the outer garment) are the accpeted norm ……. something which sammi still finds uncomfortable despite the years of experience.
http://www.mediafire.com/?wk22jedb9ou7y6j
PS: I have also sent the link to ayumi and sammi to see if how close to “their” reality is this photoshoot ~ will tell u of their feedback.
Tah tah - cheong day 3 using company’s expense.