- Part Two
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My “Phone Sex” with Olive
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Originally Posted by
ansonsohna
…..the pic below is rather special - its is a pic taken by a lousy mobile phone. a really really lousy mobile phone. i think mine aso better (and second hand shop willing to pay me only $20 for it when i try to trade it).
the story of sammi in tis shot was tat she was in a changing room when her fellow model fren, ayumi, suddenly just push up the curtain and snap her when sammi is in a state of undress (nude in fact).
sammi in fact saw me blue tooth tis pic over when i was half way ‘uploading’. i qte the malu expecting some kind of reaction as i never really mentioned to sammi tat i am blue toothing mostly her “sexy” - expose neh neh - pics.
however instead sammi is cool abt it. She even told me the ‘story’ behind the shot’. ayumi is simply being cheeky tat day & she kept teasing sammi tat day by play acting the lesbian. tis candid shot by ayumi actually qte malu for sammi as it was taken at the moment when she was just admiring her own body in front of the mirror.
enjoy tis low res nude pic of sammi (taken by “photographer” ayumi ) …….
i was re-reading the thread and checking it against some pics tat i have and did not post - realise tat i did not post this up together with the above episode.
the context of the photo is exactly as per my earlier posting - only tat it is sammi who playfully use her hands to prop up her right breast - right after she was ‘caught’ admiring herself in the mirror. her reaction is as if to challenge ayumi - “if you want to take candid shots, here take this!”
enjoy bros - while i ready myself to call sammi tonite - hopefully i get another dose of chinese phone sex …. now i know why some people pock kai logging into those 1900 numbers phone sexy chat.
btw, i never tried one of those before cos i cannot be sure how does the person at the other end of the line looks like (sekali look like my lau hiao colleague…. shudder). for me at least i confirm know that the lady behind the voice is hellava chio ……. and with M1, its a ’local’ phone rate too!
i just realized something too - sammi does like to pose with right hand beneath right tit …. as evinced by this shot below.
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Originally Posted by
NightRaven007
wow… this thread is getting really hot and interesting liao
tks bro nightraven for your support. becos tis is based on a real life ’lucky encounter’, i cannot say wat will happen in the future. my sincerest hope is tat there will be a lot more hot and interesting stories to share.
(fingers crossed, rub dick for luck …..)
as for the backstory, there are few more hot stories to share - never in my life have i rabba-ed such a beautiful gal before. and tis too not from a WL. just imagine a cuter version of fiona xie (no offence to her fans) whom you can engage with in a meaningful - even lusty way.
why do i like to compare with fiona xie is becos they are both in the cute and well endowed category. they are also both relatively short. sammi is just a tad taller. (big diff is tat fiona totally bo hieu me - understandable - whereas sammi takes my nonsence and even plays along)
in fact sammi’s personality is so wonderful, there are times when i wished she wasn’t so darn cute and beautiful. she gets propositioned a lot - at work, in the streets, at clubs …… now tat she is single, who knows …..
there are three parts to today’s posting:
Part 1
firstly, i called sammi at around 9pm last nite. it was a one minute phone call. sammi was just leaving to go clubbing with ayumi and barbie.
(methinks: hunan got clubs one meh? i thot its only good for scenic.)
sammi said: “亲爱, i am going to club with ayumi and babie, call you when i get back if not too late ok?. (plus a phone kiss).”
Good news? Progress? anyway, what is so interesting abt this short phone-call session is the phone kiss plus the fact tat it is the first time tat sammi addressed me using the term “亲爱” (dear)
next step is get her call me “老公” (hubby) ….. not sure abt ’normal’ PRC gals, but in my cheong sessions, procedure like tat one …..
Since my phone call to sammi is so short, and i am feeling bored (budget for FL aso blown), i decide to try phone sex with olive- something tat we have never done before. (dam, it can be addictive…)
when i called olive, these are the first words she uttered:
Olive: “CB Kia, you promised to ta-bao porridge for me but forget. i hungry liao waiting for you”.
(Yes, its true, she really called me “CB Kia”
sammi called me ‘亲爱’ just a moment ago and here i get olive called me “CB kia”)
me: “dear dear me never forget. just left work only (i lied). u know tat my boss target underperforming staff and micro-manage them wat”
(true. but apparently not for me tis month. if me not considered underperforming then my company sibei jialat)
me: “but u say u feeling better wat …. anyway wat porridge u want, i go to 长城 (near smith street) all the way for u okay?”
(wah liao, i think, please don’t say okay, as i frankly sian to take taxi to go there all the way - and some more so “ex”).
olive: “never mind lah. by the time wait for u buy, i starve and die. i already eat toast and milo.”
me: “milo and toast enuff? u so thin still eat so little, wait prata neh neh also disappear”
olive: (laughs) “u eat already or not? i watching YOG closing ceremony on tv”
Me: “u got ‘oh yeh. oh yeh. oh yeh. HEY!’ or not?”
olive: “ceremony finish liao. hey, i thot u coming over to my place to see me. i still not 100% okay”
(Olive, tho feeling better, is not 100% recovered from her fever)
Me: “all the way just to see yur beautiful face …. will do so darling ……”
Olive: “kns …… no need lah”
(women ah, just love to hear sweet words, even if it is obviously a lie. olive, unlike sammi, seldom get compliment on her beauty. flattery will get u everywhere with plain gals but will have the opposite effect with chio gals.)
me: “but when i tink of your sweet beauty i suddenly arouse leh …… wanna talk dirty with me?”
Olive: “u 发疯 (go mad) ah. got bitten by mad dog? see yur lao hiao colleague zaogeng is it?”
me: “don’t spoil my dirty thots for u baby with the image of tat hiao bitch ….. i just wanna put my dick in yur mouth”
(i thot it is best to be direct and talk dirty to olive in my sexy “deep voice” - i purposely ‘kek’ my voice to sound macho. but i tink i sound like those ah qua at orchard towers)
olive: (laughs) “i eat toast only, nothing caught my teeth, so don’t need toothpick” (yes, olive called my dick “toothpick”)
me: “be serious bitch … or else i spank u”
Olive: “oooooo …… so caveman. i like.”
(tis was said in a scarcastic tone not a sexy sultry way).
me: “wah say, talk like tat lembek liao …… come on make some sexy moans for me ….”
Olive: “okay …… oooohhh ….. ooohhhh …. give it to me ……. oooh …… oooh …..)
(the bladdy “oooooooh ….. oooooh” sound is not sexy. its like the sound a gorilla makes)
me: “okay, mood gone liao”
with tat it concludes my first “phone sex” with Olive ……
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Originally Posted by
alan0338
laf until i cant tahan reading today post….
tk u bro alan once again for yur contributions here.
Yes, altho i kena probably one of the most un-sexy Phone Sex ever, in retrospect, i also laff my ass off -especially the “caveman” bit and how Olive make the gorilla “oooooh, ooooh” sound.
ironically its the cb mouth and the suan-ing of me tat i find quite endearing in Olive.
nothing compared to sammi tho ….. but of course!
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Originally Posted by
ansonsohna
me: “be serious bitch … or else i spank u”
Olive: “oooooo …… so caveman. i like.”
(tis was said in a scarcastic tone not a sexy sultry way).
me: “wah say, talk like tat lembek liao …… come on make some sexy moans for me ….”
Olive: “okay …… oooohhh ….. ooohhhh …. give it to me ……. oooh …… oooh …..)
(the bladdy “oooooooh ….. oooooh” sound is not sexy. its like the sound a gorilla makes)
me: “okay, mood gone liao”
……
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Originally Posted by
alan0338
laf until i cant tahan reading today post…
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Originally Posted by
ansonsohna
…. altho i kena probably one of the most un-sexy Phone Sex ever, in retrospect, i also laff my ass off -especially the “caveman” bit and how Olive make the gorilla “oooooh, ooooh” sound.
bro anson, your phone-sex story with Olive is probably the most hilarious post i have ever read at sammyboyforum. I LOL several times and had a mini-stitch.
Thanks for the very good belly-workout bro! Laughter is truly the best medicine. cheers!
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Originally Posted by
justime
Thanks for the very good belly-workout bro! Laughter is truly the best medicine. cheers!
Glad tat I can make yur day a little brighter sifu! Thanks for your support in this thread and your encouragement.
Anyway, I am now at home. Waiting again for Sammi to call.
Last night session with Sammi was a lil unusual.
Part Three:
After the comedic attempts to make sensuous Phone Sex with Olive, i begin to wait for the Real Deal. This however took a long time. At about 2 am last nite, i received an SMS from Sammi with the short message" Are you asleep yet?".
Although I was close to sleeping, her SMS jolted me to an alert state. Right away I called. I guess Sammi wasn’t expecting my reaction to be so quick. When I called, Sammi was still talking to some friends and saying her goodbyes. I then hear the sound of a car door being shut.
Sammi cleverly alerted me to the fact that she wasn’t alone. She, Barbie and Ayumi was on the way home (Barbie’s house). Barbie was driving. I told that I was on ‘speaker’ mode.
Ayumi sounded a little high and kept laughing and shouting something intelligible. Even Sammi too seem to be in a ‘happy state’. Guess, they must be having a heck of a party.
My first words (knowing tat i am on loud speaker - with three gals) were: “I hope u gals didn’t break too many hearts tonite!”
Ayumi laughed: “No, tonite we lesbians …”. (and i heard a kissing sound) … “and i am kissing sammi now, don’t be jealous ah big brother”
with this i know tat any hopes of an intimate phone conversation with my fantasy gal evaporated. I might as well talk dirty and see how they would play along.
I introduced myself formally to Barbie and wished her the best concentration with her driving, with two noisy gals beside her.
(Ayumi shouted at the background … “Hey” and laughed deliriously).
i knew tat i cannot talk abt real sensitive issues - just in case some things are confidential, so i asked the three gals in general what they think of Phone sex. I then made a big ‘boo-boo’ (guess i was sleepy), i told them of my failed attempts of Phone Sex with Olive.
Ayumi, despite being high (as evinced by her voice), caught on fast - she says: “men are dam bastards, got gf still want to play the field”. (i think she is refering to me ‘pursuing’ sammi but i am not sure).
i ignored her comment and hope tat sammi wud let it slip. sammi didn’t - she says that men must be a little 风流 (flirty but not too buaya). however sammi had the class to diffuse ackwardness by asking me whether i am man enough to handle three boisterous china mei mei. i answered in the affirmative.
so i played the ‘general’, i asked whether all three gals still have their panties on them after a hard nite’s party. sammi laughed and said that she still has her g-string on, but ayumi was not wearing any.
(Barbie said something, but i could not hear her properly due to speaker phone being not too clear - at any rate, she is married, so i bo chap).
ayumi protested, she said tat she didn’t wear any panty to the party in the first place.
i then ‘ordered’ sammi to check if ayumi is indeed bare bottomed. I heard ayumi’s screeched and laughingly say - “don’t, no, no”. (somehow when beautiful gals does tat it seem sexy - but shud a lau hiao do tat, its vomit inducing).
barbie: “big brother, ayumi really never wear any”
Ayumi: “and sammi is wearing a white coloured g-string. and she is shaved today.” (followed by laughter).
Me: “Barbie, please keep your hands on the wheel hor…..”
Me: “So who is seated where in the car?”
Barbie: “sammi and i are both in front. ayumi at the back”
Ayumi: “big bro, i am squeezing sammi’s breast now. check if she is wearing bra”
I heard sammi screamed laughly: “hey don’t …..”
(in my mind’s eye, i can vivid imagine the scene of three playful gals at the car and find it strangely arousing)
Ayumi: “big bro, sammi is wet ….. i think she wants me tonite liao!”
sammi: “its my pee …. i didn’t go toilet before leaving”
(now such a thing is disgusting to say, but somehow the way sammi puts it, it did not seem vulgar at all. i guess its in the tone)
ayumi: (overhead) “i don’t believe … let me dig”.
i heard sammi laughingly scream, “don’t”
ayumi: “sorry big bro, it is not pee, its her juice ….. tonite i will ravish her.”
barbie: “big bro, ayumi is so disgusting, she is flicking her tongue at sammi and pretending to lick … hey”. (the ‘hey’ is when ayumi suddenly licked barbie face - as told by squimishly by sammi).
ayumi: “i love the taste of sammi juice, very sweet (like some chinese drink)”
ayumi: “big bro please ask sammi to lick me too. i would love for her tongue to be on my mei mei”
me: “join the queue, i wud love sammi to lick my didi …. wat abt barbie,you want sammi to lick you too?”
ayumi: “barbie once sat on sammi’s face, i think i saw sammi licked her”
(I got no idea which incident tat ayumi referred to and i made a mental note to ask her at a later time).
out of the blue, ayumi said: “big bro, u know sammi’s pussy pink in colour right? …..” (Yes, i knew)
ayumi: “i tell u, gals also all find tat sammi have a beautiful pussy …. they admire her for it … and her tits are natural too. lucky bitch”
sammi (to ayumi): “and you my dear gal, have a sweet face ….” (kiss)
barbie: “sammi just kissed ayumi …. i think tonite they make love…….”
(i don’t know how it happened, but there was laughter and some noises … suddenly ayumi shouted triumphantly - “i got sammi’s panty”
(sammi in her usual matter of fact way told me tat ayumi has been tugging and pulling at her g-string. and in order for it not to snap, she voluntarily took it off and pass to ayumi).
again i hear some movement noises and then a laughing sammi told me tat she will call me tommorrow and update me on the nite’s action - she again called me ‘亲爱’ as she hung up the phone after wishing me sweet dreams.
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Originally Posted by
alan0338
i am back lao hero…
“Lao hero” is correct term to use bro alan …. guess where i am at? I am at OFFICE
saturday evening, i at office because i decide to prepare some document so tat all will be swee swee monday….. I think Olive must have spread some of her her flu virus to me and affect my brain.
Monday afternoon confirmed I will twang and go HH.
excuse a while as i drop an email and cc to whole office - must kpkb so tat the whole world i know i ‘on’ and work during sat evening.
….. now tat emails dispatched, i will update my little story with sammi before i leave here.
Last night sammi contacted me late - very late. i posted the previous nite’s story on sammyboy at almost 2 am, i still did not get narry a word from sammy.
Last nite’s weather was super - very cold and windy. very shoik for cosying up. this is the type of weather where very shoik to fuck. so shoik tat i don’t mind to even cuddle for a few minutes after ejaculating…. i am ‘caveman’
, i so seasoned with Short Time One shot ritual of " wash up and leave immediately after coming" tat i sometimes do tat to Olive.
come 3 am, still no call. i am beginning to feel a little anxious and was sort of disappointed tat sammi did not sms or call. from the time i knew her, sammi always keeps her word.
fifteen minutes later, the usual sms came - asking me if i was asleep. almost unconsciously, i shouted yeh … and make the fist pumping action of a golfer hitting a birdie or hole in one. (or is it my birdie want to go in hole????)
i called sammi immediately.
sammi: “u still awake? cannot sleep thinking of me isit?”
(i tink she was saying tis in jest, but her words actually hit the nail in the head)
Me:
(trying to cover up)
“i just came home from disco”
(i lied)
Sammi: “wanna play?”
Me: “play what”
(olive should learn from sammi - if you want to have phone sex, just get to the point!).
sammi: “well, do you want me to be good girl or nasty whore”
(actually sammi used another chinese term which i have not heard of - i guess it means nasty whore … or like think so anyway.)
Me: “You so goody goody gal, can be wild one meh?”
Sammi: “then u wanna corrupt tis goody gal?”
Me: I want to teach u to be naughty.
Sammi: “i am willing to learn, what is my first lesson teacher?”
Me: “do you know what is a blow job? do you know how to do it?”
sammi: “like sucking ice cream?
(innocent voice)
…. oh goody goody
(sammi squeal like a lil gal at tis point. dam steam and dam realistic. i tink sammi is gonna aced her audition at hunan)
sammi: “亲爱, i want you close your eyes and think of me - cos i will be really be sucking something tat i will imagine its is your cock”
(sammi said this in her husky and soft voice. i tell you when she whispered such, my dick super hard-on, like cannon ready to fire 21 gun salute)
(sammi then made a gentle slurping sound. the quiet night enabled me to literally hear the swirl of her saliva…. then sammi gave one quiet moan - as if she cannot help it. and a couple of soft breathing sounds)
sammi: “grab hold of something, cos i am going all the way in. i am going to take you in totally in my mouth”
(normally tis type of words will elicit some smart alecky comment from my cb mouth - like “i will tickle your tonsils”/“don’t spit it out, my dick is not satay stick”. the fact tat i just shut up and involuntarily breathe deeply points to the fact tat i am very very aroused).
sammi: 亲爱, let me stop and take in some air first ….you like tis? u like me sucking yur cock?
(sammi gave a few sensuous slurping sound tat got me so high tat i began to furiously wank myself. my deep and more rapid breathing will defintely convey to sammi tat i am pcc and on a high)
sammi: 我受不了. 我真要把它放进 (i cannot take it, i am really going to put it inside me)
sammi: “listen very very carefully”
(in the quiet of the nite, i hear the squishing of sammi’s love juice, i can also discern the quite murmuring and moaning of sammi)
sammi: “i am putting yur cock deep inside me and will gyrate so tat you can feel everywhere inside me”
(i almost exploded at these words …. i know tat sammi is playing with herself … her gentle moans slowly becoming a little huskier and the just a tiny squeal …..)
sammi: 亲爱, i want to come now ….
(i obeyed. I came. and my man juice literally shoot across my room)
sammi: “i am sorry, i am supposed to be an inoncent gal.”
(she said tis in a little gal’s voice)
Me: “i will spank you for tat”
sammi: “thk u for playing with me. i needed tat to relieve the stress i am feeling lately. next time i see you, i promise u the real thing”
i swear that i literally shouted “ho-sei-liao”. i was delirious. fucking delirious. i was walking on air. no beautiful gal (non WL) had ever said tat to me before in my life……. and then the single most beautiful one of them all just uttered these words.
when we hung up - i cannot sleep the entire night. i was looking thru every pic i have of sammi and smiling and smiling like a giddy school boy in love who just a major encouragement from the gal he has a massive crush on.
in fact now, i am still feeling top of the world ….. oh yeh oh yeh HEY!
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Originally Posted by
alan0338
u really my 开心果, the moment come here read sure laugh until tears dropping…
bro alan, u discharge tears but i discharge some other bodily fluids leh
….. anyway today nothing sexy to report except tat sammi sent me an SMS tat she will leave Hunan to go Shanghai today. she says she will contact me there once she arrives.
originally wanted to write a “backstory” on a nice session with sammi at HKG -(me like George Lucas sial - got pre-quel some more) but feel tired. i spent the entire afternoon painting …. no not pussy licking type of painting, but rather literally painting - help Olive to paint her room.
now kena neck cramp (due to painting the ceiling) - I am not whether to go for proper “tui na” session or the one tat got special.