波 is someone who you don’t disturb him, he will not make things difficult for you! However, if you guai lan… he will make sure you jialak jialak!
This was my another first time I saw real a fight (Biar Zui) right infront of me. My heart was pounding very fast because I can forsee something big going to happen. My instinct told me that I have to be alert and try my very best to protect the girls because I chao chao also ORD from OCS… (Officer Cadet School)
lor… But don’t ask me which cohort or which wing hor, I very low profile type de, somemore I old man liao lor. I’m sure no one will remember me or want to know me lah, kekeke!
Back to the scene. I signalled to 敏 and whispered to her to get ready and call for 公安 (Police) or some help. Then I start to look around to check what I could use if fight really broke out. I saw 2 flower pots, 1 behind me and another 3 metre away. Then I saw a wooden stool and 1 wooden plank. 1 pot of hot 绿茶 (Green Tea). 2 empty bottles (sake) behind 波 and 1 bottle in the middle of the table.
As the middle man 中 was walking towards 丝，the nearest girl. I could see 波 eyes glancing at him, I knew he would strike very soon if 中 going to touch anyone of us. The atmosphere was so bloody tensed inside, before 中 stepped any nearer… 敏 stood up and said…
敏：是我！
It’s me!
中：她奶奶的，还以为你们是哑巴呗。终于开口了。。。
KaNinNa, I thought all of you are mute. Finally someone talked…
敏：你是勇叫来的？是为什么而来的？
Yong asked you to come? For what purpose?
中：我是来警告你的，两天后我会来跟你要钱！你明白吗？
I came to warn you and at the same time I will collect the money from you 2 days later! Understand?
敏：他付你多少，叫你来收钱的？
He pay you how much for you to collect the money?
中：这你不必管，你只要乖乖把钱交出来。咱们两就说拜拜。。。哈哈！
You don’t have to care, you just have to handover the money to me peacefully. We will disappeared and kiss goodbye… HaHa!
敏：妈的B! 你叫他自己来收吧，我是不会再像傻B再给他一分钱的。
Mother fucker! You ask him to come and collect himself, I will not be so stupid and give him money again, not even 1 cent.
I admit that I’m the most nervous person among us, not that I hum chee and I more like worried. I don’t know whether they knew that they will be safe with 波 around or they were used to this kind of scenerios or these people will only ‘No Action Talk Only’! Anyway, I was already thinking of way to escape but suddenly 中 took out a Parang from his back and stepped onto the table and dashed towards 敏! With my quick instinct and natural born reaction, I managed to stand up and at the same time move myself infront of 敏 trying to block 中 assault.
I don’t understand why I got the guts to do that. I supposed it was natural to act this way as I really have feeling towards 敏. I did not think too much at that crucial moment. All I want was protect my love from any harm.
中 slashed down his parang (actually not parang, it look like sword and also look like machete) towards our direction, heng he damn slow motion… 敏 screamed out fucking loud, at least 3 times louder than her moan… KNN!!!
So sorry, I know I’m bad
!!! To be continue…
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BigBoy2
Bro… Please do update soon… Will up you when I get my power back.
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pary
After reading for so long, I must really thank Bro Premier for making the effort to share this with us. You made the effort to translate the Chinese into English and highlighted them too. Plus the way you narrate the events..so damn entertaining. Thanks!
Please don’t keep us waiting for too long.
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luvuass
After reading to the last post,feel like watching a movie. here is my 3 drops of drug for yr wish come true n also some energy to continue.
Thanks all! Will sacrifice my lunch break to write a bit.
Give me some time….
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I was trying to shield 敏 but somehow 波 reaction was too fast to be seen by our naked eyes. In a split second, he pulled 中 ankle and made him crashed onto the table he was standing! Swift and yet deadly. 中 fell facedown, injuring his nose. Blood was seen coming out from his nose. 波 did not stopped there, he straightaway knocked out the 2 men behind him! I did not noticed what he did to those 2 but heard few punches and their groaned, next thing both collasped on the floor.
敏 reached for the half bottles sake and smashed onto 中 head. 丝 and 力 also grabbed some plates and remaining food on the table and threw everthing on 中! I picked up 1 of the flower pot, getting ready tohit anyone approaching us. 中 moved a little bit but still lying down, Trying very hard to get up.
As for 波, after he KO those 2 chaps he advanced towards the rest of the chas at the main hall. It was clamped out there so 波 had great advantages as he don’t have to deal with too many of them at any one point! Still holding on to the pot, I walked towards 波. Hoping that I can still contribute a bit rather than acting defensively! By now, the 5 chaps were holding some weapons on their hand. I saw the same parang 中 was holding but smaller version, I also saw 1 guy grab a sushi knife from the counter and 1 another chap holding on a chair. The 2 KO stayed motionless infront of me.
The lady owner was no where to be found but the 2 waitress and a sushi chef were hidding far behind the pillar, looking anxiously but eagerly peeping the whole actions! 波 dashed towards the guy who was holding onto the chair, he ran 2 to 3 steps before he took off the ground and kick onto that poor chap stomach. That chap had totally 0 chance to react and he too collased onto the floor in agony! I once awhile turned behind to check on the 2 KOs and 中. I guess they must have suffered to their max by 波 hits. The 3 girls inside were already preparing to walk away as soon as they got the chance. 丝 was holding to her mobile, speaking blah blah blah which I can’t catch a single ball. Chaos was the only word to describe now!
敏 and 力 each took an empty bottle with them and I holding on to the flower pot, protecting ourselves. With 4 chaps left and without the leader, they seems to back out a bit. 波 made some space for us to walk towards the exit and at the same time staring at the standing ones. No one dare to approach 波 as they saw what he was capable of. When all of us were out of the restaurant and it seems to be over, 中 appeared again!
中：他妈的！你们吃屎长大的啊？
Mother Fucker! You guys eat shit want ah?
中：给我追呗！
Chase them!
As 波 was once a bodyguard, his job of nature was to protect people. So it was normal for him to take blows and hits from attackers. This time it was no exception!
As the 3 girls ran escaped down the stairs from 2nd floor, I looked back at 波 to make sure he was following us. What I saw took me to Fear…!
To be continue…
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Bro TS, as your story gets even more action-packed, please try not to do slow motion and make us all neck long long hor.
You neck long long, my neck super aching lor!
Typing on iPhone is no joke man, I got a stiffed neck these few days!
Make me difficult to sleep and now super tired! Normally can write more using computer but now having iPhone is not a great idea I guess! Sian…
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tyson_usa
Bro, you are the modern Jin Yong 金庸. Your sex cum fighting story is damn good… Also you top it up with all the familiar Singaporean terms… reading this is damn shiok lor.
The title of your story should be called
“The Legend of the Condom Heroes (射 Sperm 英雄傳)”….
Up your point!!!
Thanks for the points! So who is the condom hero?
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001.Space
Hi Bro Permier,
I hate your story!!!
i’m suppose to complete a urgent schedule last night.
But after reading your first post, i can’t help myself to finish up all your story till the last page.
i only realised i haven’t done anything till 3am.
Because of that, i demand you to post at least once a day…
No lah, just kidding. Btw, i found a new job that will need to travel China as a customer.
So after reading your story, i can foresee my bright future ahead…! :O hehehe….
Keep up the good story. Don’t let us wait too long.
Wah liew, bro! Scare the hell out of me…
I thought what did o do wrong. Yah! Enjoy while in china but open your eyes big big.
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i suspect the surname of this Ah波 is 兰（Lan). Full name is 兰波 (Rambo)
Full of shit ideas… But I like it!
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UNICAPRICORN88
Hi Bro Premier,
Awaiting for your updates while l am still working in the office now. Such an adventurous, thrilling lifestory that you had encountered it that made us envy.
Envy??? Better don’t! It’s a close shave for me twice, it’s not a good experience to encounter bro.
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wow this is the best story keep it going bro!!
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VitaminC99
Yeah man , not sure if envious shd b e correct word. We r envious because bro premier made it out alive; (touch wood*) can u imagine if something were to have happened to him, we wud prob b reading abt this from straits times liao n I’m not sure if I’ll still b as envious. But then again, this is a once a lifetime experience man; can say is 死而无憾 (die with no regrets) liao..
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junior_cannibal
Aiyo, TS so poor thing ah. Or find time we come out la kopi, then you tell you story lor.
Shall wait patiently lor.
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grant
more ls bro… ur story tokong
Thanks for your compliment!
Coming to an end soon!
Let’s enjoy the rest…
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No matter how skillful 波 was, he will never be like Ip Man 叶问! He bound to suffered some injury if you were empty handed and against some many guys. I turned and saw him struggled to retaliate their offensive attack. 中 was quite a good leader, giving instructions and regrouping his men to fight back. In the end, although 波 did managed to withstand them, he himself suffered quite badly after the fight!
公安 Police arrived at the scene soon after the fight was over! Just like any other movies, the police came at the very last minutes whereby everything concluded! I think that was the case it supposed to be so don’t always complained that Police always purposely arrive too late, hahaha!
The lady boss was the one who brought the Police here. Maybe she’s worried about her friend 丝 or maybe her beloved restaurant. 波 was slashed on his left arm and some minor cuts compare to that. There was no immediate medical assistance on the spot so I have to request towels and cloth to stop his blood and covered his wound. 波 was really tough, no complaint no nagging! At that moment he was truely my Hero!
The rest of us did not suffered from any injury, which was damn lucky! The only person who was mentally hurt and disrupted was myself but just for a short moment lah! Why? Because, we are on the winning side mah! Anyway, all thanks to 波 who protected our safety and thousands of kudos to him!
As for the bad guys, they were gagged and restricted from movement at one corner. They seems to be negotiating with the Police in charge. 中 was like asking for discount and the police was like shaking his head saying, No No! After awhile, I saw the police only took 4 of them to custody whereas the other 4 were released somewhere in between the restaurant to the Police car (Roti Car). They, including 中 disappeared into the thin air. That was the deal that they made between them I guess!
丝 accompany 波 to the hospital by the mini ambulance van. 敏, 力 and myself hopped onto a cab following behind. Statements were taken by the Police in the hospital. I was not interviewed because 敏 paid the young policeman some kopi money to exclude my existance. She was afraid that I may be in trouble if I were to be inside the statement, how thoughtful!
In the end, 波 got himself a new 48 stitches for year 2009, he joked! His arm was wrapped up like a big drumstick yet he was still as tough as before. What a Kungfu Fighter!!! The whole night, we were stucked in the hospital and police station taking statements and at the same time negotiating new deals to close the police case and break off fee case! I was all the way by 敏 side, assisting her whenever she need it! It was really another eye opener for me!
This chapter I did not disclosed too much details due to many reasons! I hope that my write up can helped you guys visualized the whole scenerios.
Haha! Working time!
To be continue…
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junior_cannibal
Bro TS, got lunchbreak updates bo? You got yourself to blame lor, told us the story ending soon. Just like those HK series, when we know it is finishing, the more we want to finish it soon.
Complete the story soon then we all buy you kopi? Only kopi for we are all jealous that you have someone like 阿敏。 LOL!
Lolzzz!!!! I try to write a bit later bro!
Whenever I think of ending, I think of extending it! KNN…
Must prepare another story after this!!!
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zhot
Freaking nice story. Seriously, its been awhile since I read such a nice story le. Keep it up TS! U r my hero for now. Lolz.
Thank you for your compliment!
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The whole interrogations, interviews or what I should said… negotiations with both black and white took us till next morning 5am! By the time we stepped out of the police station, it was somehow bright like our 7am. We went across to fetch 波 as a tough fighter like him would not want to rest and kind of lockup inside the hospital room! He told us the pain on his arm was unbearable and handdicapped. His face was pale and he looked super shagged due to his injury.
Due to 波 condition, we decided to head towards 敏 place and TCSS there. At the same time let 波 have a good rest, at least we can take turn take care of him. I heard that 敏 and her ex boyfriend had agreed to end their relationship but to certain conditions which I not sure what it was. So 5 of us leave the place, we packed some TimSum along the way back!
波 was so tired that he dozed off the moment he leap into the back. once awhile, we could hear him groaned from pain. Althought, he was inject with pain killer, the pain did not helped him at all! I heard them saying that they got to help 波 by buying some medicines but I barely understand their conversation. Actually, I knew they purposely did not want me to know what they were saying. I was quite sad as I think they don’t like me or trust me, so LAN LAN act blur lor! What to do…
When we reached 敏 apartment, 丝 and 力 asked me to stop at the guard house. 敏 told me they collecting somethings from friend. Hence, I dropped them and zoomed the BMW into the car park. 波 was awake but struggled walking by himself. I faster helped him and assisted him up. I was quite guilty because he sacrificed his safety protecting us. I am really appreciate and grateful for what he did to us! How I wished I can be like him, standing infront of those 小瘪三 (hooligans), KO them 1 by 1!!!
I helped 波 to the sofa bed and he immediately knocked out!
敏：老公，进来一下！
Dear, come in awhile!
发：哦。
ok.
敏 hugged me tightly the moment I was within her.
敏：老公，谢谢你也对不起你也麻烦你了！
Dear，I want to say Thank You, Sorry and Troubled You!
发：为什么？干嘛这么说呢？
Why? How come you said those words?
KNN…. iPhone left 2%!
To be continue…
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