Hi bros, after reading the thread from bro squirt’s “most pervert things done?”, i would like to share mine too, but not in just a few sentences and i do not want to hijack bro squirt’s thread. Names have been changed
It’s an experience that i will not forget…it goes all the way back during my secondary school days. I was not a bright student, was studying in a normal stream, so…mom got me a tutor. Personally i hate studying, and i really really would not want to have a tutor, see… during those times, I would preferred to play, hang out with friends rather than studying… we would skipped class remedial, so the conclusion is… i hate schooling, I hate tuition..blar blar blar blar…
But, what to do? Mom signed me for the tuition; it was twice a week… what the fark… it was a Wednesday and a Saturday, if I remember correctly. So what even if I die die also don’t want the extra lesson? Money paid, and I lan lan got to go..
The location was actually quite near my house, so the journey to the tutor was nothing but dragging of my slipper all the way. After a good 15minutes of dragging, I reached, it was a hdb unit.
Knock Knock..5 mins later,a lady in her early twenties open the door, dressed in a singlet and a cotton fbt.
Lady: yes?
Ron: er…I am here for the tuition…
Lady: o…so you are Ron?
Ron: yea…
She opens the gate and let me in..yup, she’s the tutor-.-. a brief intro, she is average height, 1.55m and slim, around 40+kg(if I remember correctly) boob is A+ to B-. shoulder-length hair tied up to a pony tail, and wears a spec. the first session sucks with a sucky introduction of herself, it was a one-to-one student and I was her only student, so bro may think that she will be very nice to me? Wrong!, she’s got a stucked up attitude! I will always remember her intro for the rest of my life…
Lady: ok..From today onwards, I will be tutoring you in math(ya, I suck big time). You can call me Miss Wong, Kairin(her ang moh name), or Kai Ling( her Chinese name).. choose now..
next: i spike her drink..hahaha
Cheers,
Ron
Lady: ok..From today onwards, I will be tutoring you in math(ya, I suck big time). You can call me Miss Wong, Kairin(her ang moh name), or Kai Ling( her Chinese name).. choose now..
Ron ( I was thinking: wah…simi lan jiao… what choose now? Dam demanding leh..Witch…): er… I will call you Miss Wong (course that time I ham ji, scare offend her, and she complain to me mom, I gg).
Kairin: en..Ok, go over to that table and show me what you know.
Ron: orr..(wah…sibei fark up leh, I know nothing lah, if I know, I wouldn’t be here le what…bitch)
So at that point of time, I really hate her, hate her session…she would scream and use sarcastic words, so what she is grad(she is studying NTU that time), kept saying stuff like: stupid, slow, careless(this I admit), not willing to learn… blar blar blar, she will only does that when her house is empty, if her parents are there, she will be patient( act nia)
It was until one good day when I finally got the chance to get back at her… I was using the toilet that day and I happens to come across her used bra (I knew it was hers as I‘ve seen her down blouse, and she is wearing that. She is the only daughter in the house) I took it up and brought it inches to my nose.( hmpf! witch got use perfume de meh? She doesn’t use when she’s at home), however, some came over me and I got an erection. Brother was burning and I can’t go out with my hard-on, that witch will notice. My heart was racing and my face is blushed.
with that, i decided to pcc..I searched for her soiled panty and intended to pcc on it. Before I came, the knocking sound on the toilet door scare the shit out of me! And drop the panty to the floor.
Kairin: oie! What are you doing inside? Why no sound one? You big business ar?
Ron: er..ya, stomach very pain, sorry Miss Wong.
Kairin: wah… like that ar, I am going down collect stuff from my friend, you finished liao come out and do your revision, don understand, skip, and ask me when I come back. Don’t think of running off, I am going to lock the gate.
Ron: orr, no worries Miss Wong.
With the knocking, my little brother go limped, I wear back my short and placed back the wet soiled panty. When I reached the table, I saw a hot milo. ”must be hers”.
Suddenly an idea struck me, I went back to the toilet and took out the panty, I quickly pcc with my limp cock without closing the toilet door (it was afternoon and the parents are working) imagining those porn I watch on the net. Soon I was about to come, I rushed to the table and hold the milo just below my dick head. In just seconds, I send millions of my troop to “ambush” in the milo. With that I wiped my dick with a tissue, stirred the drink and proceed to finish my work…
i was anxious and scare, mixed off feeling, what of she could taste the different? i will be dead meat!
Next instalment: Kairin will come back and taste the milo, with my “siao”. hahaha
thanks to bros for so much supports, i really felt motivated to carry on~
i will upload asap~~
Cheers,
Ron
I apologise for the wait, thank you to all bros for your support! Thank you thank you!
i was anxious and scare, mixed off feeling, what of she could taste the different? i will be dead meat!
I was not able to concentrate and distracted by the settled semen at the bottom of the glass (which is semi transparent). I was so anxious, excited and afraid at the same time that she will notice the change in taste. When I am done with the stirring of the milo( was hoping that the semen will dissolve into the drink due to the higher temperature), I heard a click at the window panel, look up and saw Miss Wong peeping into the house. That! I must say…that scare the daylight out of me!
Me: wah…MissWong, don’t like this leh, I will get heart attack de leh..
Miss Wong: why heart attack? You did something wrong?
“Wah…what the fark…so zhun meh?
Me: no la, this is not my house ma…I will feel uneasy de ma, alone somemore…
Miss Wong: good thing you guai guai… I thought I can catch you up to mischieve!
“wah…heng ar heng ar..nb…sibei heng…”
Miss Wong: where are you at the revision liao?
Me: not much, keep running to the toilet..sorry..
Miss Wong: you better hurry up and finish the paper, if not I will not realise you one..
“bitch…” she came out of the kitchen with some ice cube and drop all of them into the milo.
Miss Wong: wah…weather so hot…
She was fanning herself and I notice her black bro,hahaha. But that’s not the time to be happy, the taste of the milo… she took a sip and gave a disgusted face! “what the fark what the fark??!! She notice liao, siao liao la, this time…knn, what for I try to be funny! Siao siao…” I was screening for excuses when she swallowed the big mouthful of milo..
Miss Wong: how come this milo taste so weird? Sweet and salty?
“wah…siao siao siao… she notice liao…die this time!”
Cheers,
Ron
Me: huh? Salty?(trying to act calmly and kay siao)
Miss Wong: ya…salty..??
Me: did you put salt instead of sugar? My mom sometime also blur blur put sugar instead of salt when she cooks, haha ( trying to sound steady, anyway, it was till then I realise my semen taste salty,lol)
Miss Wong: …maybe lor…anyway…why are you talking?! You very free huh? Its none of your business even if it taste sour!go back to your work!
“what the…” Me: orr…
I lower my head to the papers, trying to hide my smile,hahaha. With that she took another sip..
Miss Wong: wah..really can’t take it..salty milo, got to throw away..wastage..
She was talking to herself, I was feeling kind of disappointed that she did not finish..haha, but good thing she did not finish it, else she would be able to notice the “undissolved” semen at the bottom of the glass. While doing the papers, my mind wanders as to what kind of drink can I spike without rising the suspicious.. and of course since my mind wanders, I got more careless mistake, with more careless mistake, I got more scolding, with more humiliating scolding, I got dulan and wanna do stupid things to her even more..hahaha
After that incident of milo, I start studying what kind of drink will leave no trace of the semen, and got myself some good results, one is the coconut drink, when you packet the drink, the stall uncle will open the coconut and pour out the water, next he will scrap the meat and throw all into the water as well, so.. Even if the semen does not dissolved, it can be “camouflage” as the “coconut meat” haha, and coconut do taste “salty”, some more expensive ones will taste sweet la,lol. So for the next session, I am going to buy the coconut drink.
It was a Saturday after the next session.. I went to the market which is in between my house and that witch’s house. I packet 2 packet of coconut juice, cause the coconut too big and the plastic cup cannot hold all, so the uncle very nice, separate them into 2 cups. I was thinking of how to spike in that drink..Saturday leh.. her parents may not be working and cannot be I go to he toilet with the drinks ma…
Staircase? most of the resident not working, they take the stairs, saw me with my shorts down..i gg liao.. so I did the most stupid thing in my life… I used the lift next to her block, I went all the way up in the lift and down to the 2nd storey, and up and again till I came into one of the drink. That was a experience man… pcc-ing in a lift, stupid right..?
This time round, I did not drag my slippers, in fact I was quite excited, this time, she no horse run…got to swallow my siao liao,lol. When I reached her unit, it was her mom who opened the door.
Me: hi Aunty!
Aunty: hi Ron, ready for your tuition?
Me: yea ( as if I got a choice..but this is going to be a nice session today)
Miss Wong: oie! Faster come, I don’t have all the time in the world.
Me: orr..
Aunty: why must you be so fierce? Next time no guys want you then you know..
“like this call fierce? Haha, aunty, you don’t know your daughter.” Me: don’t think so ba, miss Wong so pretty, may be she got a lot of suiter, you don’t know leh aunty,lol
Miss Wong: oie! You got a lot of things to say hor?
Me: no la..miss Wong, give you drink.
Miss Wong: wah..so nice huh? Inside got put funny funny things or not?
Me: no la, I go buy the coconut fruit, then the uncle say one cup will over flow, so he put 2 cup lor, you don’t want, I give aunty lor.
Aunty: thank you Ron, give KaiLin ba, she needs it since she is talking.
Me: orr..
I handed her the one with my semen, as I poke the one without my semen, act as if I drank the cup le..that witch just took it and sip without saying thank you… “ta ma de, don’t know how to say thank you ar?”
Cheers,
Ron
i notice my points go up, thank you to bros who upped me, gam sia gam sia, hope you enjoy the experience that i am sharing which got me into trouble at the end of the day,lol
Millions of thanks to bros who supported me, Billions of thanks to bro who upped me, thank you for your effort~^^
Cheers,
Ron
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Originally Posted by
lonelyboy
gave u a few points.. hope to read the rest asap
hehe
Gam sia bro lonelyboy, billions of thanks, really~~thanks thanks
Cheers,
Ron
I handed her the one with my semen, as I poke the one without my semen, act as if I drank the cup le..that witch just took it and sip without saying thank you… “ta ma de, don’t know how to say thank you ar?”
In order not to arise any suspicious, I quickly added: the drink taste salty leh, the uncle claimed that its sweet…wah lao…kanna scammed liao…( lol, I can get myself a job as script write) and the meat very soft leh..i think the coconut very old le..
Miss Wong: how much you pay for the coconut?
Me: the uncle charge me $1.50 lor.
Miss Wong: so cheap? Then don’t complain. Anyway coconut taste salty what..
Me: is it? I don’t know coconut taste salty, I though they are tasteless,haha
Miss Wong: you got 0 general knowledge leh, talk to you also waste my breath, carry on with your questions.
As the weather was hot, I mean, Singapore is a hot and humid country, more than often the weather is hot, and that witch is happily slurping on the coconut-Ron juice. Hohoho, I was “high” at that point of time, imagine someone you hate is slurping up your “siao”, and they are happy with it,hahaha, and that’s really satisfying. In no time, she “consume” half of it, no complains~~ just some remarks about the “soft coconut meat”
Miss Wong: I think the coconut is really very old lor, the meat soo soft.
Me: yalor, got the slimy texture also..
Miss Wong: eh…I am not talking to you right? Shut up and do your work.
Me: orr..
Aunty: KaiLin! Can you stop that?
Miss Wong: what?
Aunty: nothing..your temper like volcano like that..
Miss Wong: Whatever..
Imagine this kind of people exist, take other people for granted and put themselves in the centre of attention, she really thinks that the world rotates around her leh, kao! got to spike her drinks more. Hahaha, good thing I was young and was able to produce, lol.
I found it more rewarding to spike her drinks then to have wet dreams. At least this semen can put to good use! Like revenge? This time, revenge taste “salty” lol! Soon it became from a weekly drink of coconut, green apple, green apple with orange, mostly juices to almost every sessions. I got addicted! The reason that I choose juice is that they can camouflage the semen and it’s natural for the juices to taste “salty” as I can say “maybe the uncles mixed with other juice” and they are easily swallowed! After some sessions of “consuming” my “siao” she is not complaining about the “saltiness” and took it as a “norm”.
Soon, I became numb over it; it did not provide me with that kind of “ecstasy” feeling compared to the 1st time. Guess it’s time for me to upgrade my pervert act?
Thanks to bros who supports this sharing of mine! Gam Sia!!
Cheers,
Ron
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Originally Posted by
myunclescrooge
how salty is your semen? i don’t really think the whole semen can affect the whole cup of milo… just my 2 cent…
anyway, nice story..keep it up…
bro, frankly speaking, i don’t know whats the taste of my semen as i did not tried before and i will not try and is not going to try,lol, but my wife told me that its bitter now.. guess the taste change with age?haha i think its my lifestyle ba. and oya, she did not use those milo mix,sorry that i did not state clearly, she use those milo tins ones and no milk, so the sweetness came from the powder itself. =)
Anyway, thanks for your comment bro my unclescrooge, and your support too^^
stay tune to find out what happens to me inthe end
Cheers,
Ron
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Originally Posted by
superdelta
very interesting and funny story..
ups ur points liao
Gam Sia to bro superdelta, Billions of thanks to you^^ i am happy that my sharing is being appreciated~ thank thank thanks
Cheers,
Ron