What to expect when you hook with up a KTV hostess/singer/"student"


    Chapter #1

    Starting a thread here to let brothers contribute their stories. So that brothers heading for potential disaster will know what shit they are heading for and how common this is. But this is only advise end of day if u want to think with small head and not big head… well no one can help you.

    Maybe if this thread has enough entries, Mr Sammy can put this up as a sticker.

    To all only contribute your stories on how KTV girls take men for a ride. KTV girls can be PRC or Vietnamese or any nationality.

    Please don’t use this thread to argue or make comments. Thank you.

    I shall start the ball rolling

    RULES OF THE GAME

    1)KTV girls are here to make money and not find love

    1. KTV girls who tell you they are forced into the business and that they having found true love in you are bullshitting you

    2. With reference to point 2, KTV girl just wants to make as much as she can and then go back home with the money

    3. She wants to marry a young guy who does not know her past not a ah peh like us…. who might ask them to be the KTV slut at home

    4. If you marry KTV girl, be prepared to have her divorce you and run off with your money

    5. U go KTV to play not to go find love

    6. Please think of your family when u play and not take the KTV as your family!

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    Chapter #2

    one more to add.

    you can kc with them, pretend to be taken in by their sob stories etc. But note “PRETEND TO BE”.

    Got chance to rubba, GO!

    Got chance to score. GOAL! mai give chance!

    but when it comes to $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ discussion ie. my dad/mum/sis/bro/horse/cow/cockroach back home is sick and require major operation and haiz i got not much cash on hand and my pay been hold due to God Knows It’s Bullshit reasonssss and need a loan.

    She is not a materialistic woman and she has 骨氣 etc… *yawnzz, another bullshit* and will definitely return you once she got her pay.

    THEN! it’s time to pull your brake and back off, hide somewhere, snigger at how you manage to bonk her with minimal damage or best FOC!

    But if you decide to play good man and dive into her bullshit pit story, THEN be prepared to hit the rock!

    You been warned!

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    Chapter #3

    Woah.. This thread is good..

    Reminds me of my ex colleague or I would rather say my ex boss..

    He is non smoker.. hooked up with a KTV gal who smokes.. So he ask her to quit smoking..

    At that time, smoking is alowed in clubs and night spots.. Because his gal syas that its difficult to quite becos we (me and other colleagues) who smokes in the KTV room..

    In the end we got screwed by this ex boss.. Lan lan..

    After he left my company, he told us this KTV gal so good duringour casualgatherings.. how angelic+innocent+classy.. dun go hotel with customers.. dun kiss other men except him..etc etc..

    WTF!!.. Then why is she working in the KTV?? Ask her work in hospital or chiold care lor!!

    One fine day, me and my other friends went to the same KTV.. Never expect that my friend is actually her so called BF.. So I ask my friend.. U got bonk her bo??

    My friend replied: Not only me.. a few of my biz associates also bonk her before.. only 300 for 1 shot… no bad for her standard la..

    I laughed my balls out everytime my ex boss told me his love story with this KTV gal.. WTF!!

    So morale of story..

    If KTV gals can be trusted.. The sow (female pigs) can climb trees…

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    Chapter #4

    Bangster bro, easy wad…

    ask her what size she wanna upsize to.

    Assumingly she is a natural cup A.

    1. To B cupper, grab ONE hornet put in a bowl each, cup onto her tits, stir or shake the bowl, until she yelps, release bowl, voila!

    2. To C cupper, grab TWO hornets….

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    Chapter #5

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    old_yet_horny

    Woah.. This thread is good..

    If KTV gals can be trusted.. The sow (female pigs) can climb trees…

    also the same de wad,

    some men always thought they are different species.

    indeed they are, they are way more stupid that’s all!

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    Chapter #6
    1. Do not have the illusion that she is special and different from other KTV girls

    2. Do not see them as friends because they see you as French fries

    3. Their motto: Max ROI within a limited timeline

    4. There will always be someone passing away, roofs collapse and other “Unnatural Disasters”

    5. No need to buy a cow to drink milk, get it off the shelf in a straightforward manner - Pay.Fuck.Forget.Next Target

    6. Don’t seek revenge because it’s your own fault and foolishness

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    Chapter #7

    Bros please…. if you have jokes take it else where. I started the thread as a warning not a joking corner. Thank you.

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    Chapter #8

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Ichigo_Kurosaki

    1. Do not have the illusion that she is special and different from other KTV girls

    to top it off, most importantly!

    NEVER have the illusion that YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE! Because you’re just another cow she is waiting to suck dry after she is done with her no. 69th…

    Not just everyone can be Jose Mourinho, right?

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    Chapter #9

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    TheGreatOne

    to top it off, most importantly!

    NEVER have the illusion that YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE! Because you’re just another cow she is waiting to suck dry after she is done with her no. 69th…

    Not just everyone can be Jose Mourinho, right?

    Let me share with you my story, I got to know this ktv girl, she looked real decent, seem so different from other ktv girls, apparently comes down to learn English and work at KTV to support her education, etc etc, i only now her for a short time and bonk her a few times, I took care of her everytime to go to her ktv and everytime i bonk her, I fetch her around sometimes, buy little presents for her, etc, all in the short span of 2 weeks. One day, she seemed upset and told me she is in trouble and have to be sent back to China if she can’t afford her school fees and wanted to borrow 2k from me, while 2k is not a big amount but i only now her for a short time, and she did not indicate that we are in an exclusive relationship, so obviously i refused and I send her home after that. I was also quite upset and confused whether i should help her or not.

    Anyway two days later, she told me she can extend her visa for one more month, and from what I gather from my frens she’s pumpable easily by other guys, so I am just glad that I did not let 2k go down the drain, and that she was probably lying to me, thinking that I am a cash cow. Anyway, pissed off with her so I just msged her are your menses over to let her know that i am just treating her as a prositute from now on, and she got upset and pissed off and end of relationship, on the very day, another chio bu suddenly msged me and I hooked up with her, so morale of the story is just fuck and forget brudders, don’t ever have any feelings for her. I know so many girls, in fact if u just stand outside 81 for an hour, you will notice many of these girls are pumpable by many laogongs, in fact there was once I was pumping this girl and half way she picked up the phone and said laogong WO XIANG NI, but carry on bonking after she hang up the phone, I ask her if that guy is her bf, she said he’s just a fucking irritating man, so I realised in front of you they appear one kind and behind you another, so just fuck and fuck and fuck them. hahahah

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    Chapter #10

    Haiz.. Why this thread came out sooo late. Just ended my relationship with my 5 mth old GF working in PD. found out that she got with another BF recently. Spend a lot of money on her, haiz. Can only blame myself for being so stupid and blinded by “love”.

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