Living next door is actually an old couple with the cute girl I saw at the lift and further down is the family of the taxi driver with their Jack Russel for a dog….After that is an Indian family with 2 girls…
Small neighbours…But I liked it…
So far they are pretty ok people….On top of that there is always my Chow Yun Fatt acting of sugar coating people….Aiyah where got problem……
Knn after the threesome, my sperm count went like from 100 to zero….stand also cannot stand for a while….
Panicked a bit so thought better rest a while…..
Went back to work and it just keeps on coming like …..“DURACELL commercial…”
Finally work normalised and I started to go home at regular hours….My buddies are just as busy for me….
Going to KTV alone….Very sian leh…not that I will not be taken care of….Aiya dont want lah….
So sat at home and watch TV….skipping through the channels is how I watch TV…knn if I stay with my parents sure kenna scolding….
“DING DONG…”…7.30pm…must be the newspaper man…
I opened the door with the bo chap attitude and like “knn WTF…”….
Aiya…it was the girl next door….“Hi, your letter came to our mailbox by mistake….she was in glasses and a white T shirt and shorts….
As usual the CB me just stand at the door and stare…..“Oh ya…Thanks”…
Taking the letter from her….” I said ok thanks " and I closed the fucking door on her…..
WTF WHy the hell did I do that?….really CB brain…knn should have talked to her instead of slamming the door on her…..CB Brain CB Brain…..
By the time I recovered from my mistake already too late…she had already went back home…..
Really dont understand myself sometimes…..
MOODY MOODY LIAO…..
Nothing happened …well at least sexually for the next few days…Cannot also bump into the neighbour’s daughter … KNN I cannot be like a pervert and wait whole night at the lifts right?
..tulan tulan….
On Saturday morning, the door went DING DONG….
I thought ho say liao….went to open door….
“Hello UNCLE, newspaper money”…CB all mood also gone….KNN suppose to come dont come when dont need you to come…you COME….my thoughts went….
“OK Please wait”…“How much….”….
“$54 dollars..uncle..” the newspaper man spoke….knn I cannot be that old right?…aiya forget it….
“Thanks”….
At that moment, the old lady walked by …..“Ah Tee ah, hoe boh (how are u?)..?” and her daughter was behind her….She turned around and winked at me….
KNN CB girl, Know I cannot wink back….her mother in front……
“Or, Auntie….hoe..ni ho bo? (how are you?)….”
“hoe”…was her reply…(..sorry bros, dont want to translate anymore…find out for yourself if you cannot understand)…
“wa lau ka buay chai” …..
“Bye…ban kia….and the girl behind was grinning away…”
Lan lan bo bian….
…Seeing that kind of teasing acts from the girl next door….That night buay koon liao….
So must be a fun girl……
Question is :- To fuck around or not to fuck around…..
Neighbour leh…sibei dangerous…..Thinking back …..
I need to stay here at least for a long time……
If things go sour how?….Wa lau these are tough questions leh………
Yes it is the proverbial topic " NEVER EAT AND SHIT AT THE SAME PLACE"….
Things moved on….still thinking about the girl next door….
Aiya..bochap lah….
Started to take an interest in keeping pets and maintaining a small garden outside…..
First there were goldfishes..louhan…discus…japanese kois …then they were…blood parrots and then Arowana….
My favourite is still my Arowana….You guys wont believe it, I actually kept live red colour centipedes in my kitchen and feed them to my arowana….
One thing about centipedes…they stink when they die….
and you have a tough time if the fish do not eat and they crawl out of the tank……
Knn I think I lost 2 in the house…..till today still have not found them….
Then there was the garden and kept all kinds of flowering pots…petunias, roses, periwinkles, fu gui hua, orchids….
My garden is really the prime of my estate….
And it is a man’s hands….somemore..hehehehe
Soon it was the rainy season, more sian liao…
A knock on the door….“Hi…my mum wants me to give you some hot tapioca she made…..she say you one person lonely nobody made you any food…”…after saying that she winked at me again…..“Bye…”
….KNN made me melt inside….“Wait….”..and she stopped…“Please say thank you to your mum for me…” “BTW my name is Brian….”….she giggled…“Oh I see…“was her reply….
What the hell was that all about…? She then ran back home…
The rain just kept pouring and pouring……
Sian until cannot sian…..
Decided to sit outside my house ….and have a smoke….
I bought a bench for just this purpose….admiring my garden at the same time….
The next door opened their doors….the old couple came out with their daughter in shorts and T shirts (I mean the daughter not the old couple just in case you are wondering)…..
“Auntie uncle,下雨你们还要出去? in teochew….”
“Ah Tee ah, 是…我们要去我们大女儿的家….小女儿没有去…只是陪我们到楼下就回来….”
Ever wonder why old people tell you all kinds of things without you asking????
“Oh..auntie uncle 慢走…”
They left and later the daughter came up alone…..
KNN hor say liao….opportunity comes….
She came back to see me sitting at the bench…..“Hi…” smiling….
“Hi, your parents left already?….” Me kapoing…
“Yep, my sis had invited her in laws for dinner at her and asked Mother and Father to go also….” she replied…
“How come you never go?”…me asking stupid question….
“Aiya they never ask me ma….besides this type of dinner very sian wan…always ask when getting boyfriend all the time….”….
“Aha…No boyfriend somemore….”….hor say liao….my mind immediately capitalised on her statement….
“You had your dinner already? ….” I asked unconsciously…seems like all chinese like to ask this question…dont know why really…even if they see someone coming out of the toilet they also ask without thinking…..
“No..not yet…later cook some noodles…..simple….“she answered….
“Wa lau you very lucky ah…got things to makan huh….” I quipped…
“You want some noodles?”…she asked….
KNN I see liao….OPPORTUNITY…..KNOCKS (LIFE GURU SAYS….O I said that before maybe in my other story…hehehehe…)
well you know lah….
“Paiseh lah…..” I ke see ke see….
“Aiya…never mind lah we are neighbours mah….come in lah”……
KNN…… Ho say until my hor say…..
Fucked forgot all my principle about NEVER EAT AND SHIT AT THE SAME PLACE…..
“Come in lah….” she invited me…..
“Ok thanks”….ME in SEVENTH HEAVEN
Extinguishing my cigarette, I made my way into the neighbour’s home….
Wow first time in their home….bigger than mine….
Big hall and nice simple setup…
Passing by the hall, we passed the bedrooms….
She was like introducing me to the place….
My parents lived in the first room and I live in the second room next to the store room with my attached bathroom…
We then moved into the kitchen….Clean…and simple….
“Take a sit ok…you can sit in the hall ok while I make noodles…..” she said….
“No lah, it is ok…paiseh lar alone in the hall…I rather stay here at least if you need help I can help you mah….” actually in my mind I just wanted to spend more time with her…..
She reached for the shelves to bring down the noodles….
I kesi kesi helped her…..
I just remembered I dont know her name….
“sorry but what was your name huh?…I am Brian…”
Like all women who are brainless….“Guess?” and she smiled at me….
CB woman, do I look like I know….
Chow Yun Fatt acting coming on….“Errmmm…..I dont know…you look young and inteliigent to me….HILDA?…“came my answer…
“You ar…really hopeless you mean you never have girlfriend before meh? where got girl this type of name wan…”
“me…girlfriend…dont have lah…I was in all boys school before…” wa lan if my friends were there they sure will die laughing saying CB things like this….
“It is Joan and not Joanne OK?” she giggled…
WTF…ok lor…
“Hi Joan, I am Brian…nice to have finally met you…”
I then stretched my hand and we shook hands….actually this is always my lobang for getting physical contact with the female species….
Sure pass wan…unless the other party is really an anti-social bitch….
I held her hand like for 1 whole minute …trust me…one minute is really very long….
“Aiya,… “she blushed and pulled away…
She then turned away and continued cooking the noodles….KNN I was like in seventh heaven and having an erection at the same time man….
How to tell you…? I am sure brothers had this experience before….
Noodles were cooked and served….
Joan turned on the TV in the living room…She said it is her habit
she laid the food on the dinning table and we were eating the food…
Ei not bad lei…free food and still can beo swee chabor…although not a very smart one….thinking deep….
Suddenly she turn at me….Wa lan paiseh…caught me beoing her….turn my head down and pretend to eat…knn face must be fucking red….
“What are you looking at ?” Fuck…some women really got no brains wan…asking stupid questions like this….
“Me …nothing la”….CB CB kena caught beoing her….
Having gobbled the last morsel, she brought the dishes to the back to wash up….
I said “Let me help you ok?”…“No need came from her in the kitchen….
So I just on the dinning area watching TV….
Suddenly…knnn I thought “…she in kitchen maybe I can beo her bedroom….hehehe
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I think all bros always want to beo right?