The Mysterious Smiles
Three new male corpses were delivered to the morgue one day, each with a great big smile on his face. A police inspector went to the morgue to meet the mortician.
The mortician examined each of them and said who they were and their cause of death.
“First body- Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face.”
“Second body- Irishman, aged 30, won ten thousand euros in the lottery, spent it all on whiskey, and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile on his face.”
The inspector then asked, “What about the third body?”
The mortician says, “Ah, this is perhaps the most unlikely of all. Billy-bob, a farm boy from Oklahoma, aged 25, was struck by lightning”.
“Then why was he smiling?”
“He thought he was getting his picture taken”.
Warbird’s note: Not a bad way to go for the first man, but he was only 60 yo. Would be great if he was 95 and his mistress was a gorgeous 19 yo SYT.
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Originally Posted by
ritwik
Thanks for posting this WB.
This is one of th most important essays that you have posted. Woman always try to get under the skin on men they love and perpetually shit test them. Nothing is more sexy than a calm, unruffled and somebody independent.
Bro, tks.
You have made my day!
Yes, a man who is always cool, calm and collected, even in a crisis or life and death situation, is extremely attractive n sexy to ALL women.
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Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Bro WB, thanks for the long reply or post your wrote, great effort.
Maybe the type of women you focus has certain characteristic or you simply, categorically regard all women to be the same, looking for men of a certain characteristic to be The Man you were portraying.
I ain’t so philosophical, I just be myself. Being in my early 50s, I reckon I am at the sweet spot to be able to hold a conversation with ladies in their 20s,30s or 40s. Anyone older than that, will be merely to talk while the rest, it’s open.
Also, not to spend all the time and effort on one, but concurrently have a few few gf and FWB. While they may think they are exclusive, the reality is, they are just one of them.
Bro, thank you!
You’re doing great. There are many ways to skin a cat. You should share more of your exploits here.
You have mentioned a very important point here. A man must have many options and thus greatly reduce the risk of catching oneitis. He will also never appear to be needy and desperate.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Originally Posted by
ritwik
Thanks for posting this WB.
This is one of th most important essays that you have posted. Woman always try to get under the skin on men they love and perpetually shit test them. Nothing is more sexy than a calm, unruffled and somebody independent.
Bro, tks.
You have made my day!
Yes, a man who is always cool, calm and collected, even in a crisis or life and death situation, is extremely attractive n sexy to ALL women.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Bro WB, thanks for the long reply or post your wrote, great effort.
Maybe the type of women you focus has certain characteristic or you simply, categorically regard all women to be the same, looking for men of a certain characteristic to be The Man you were portraying.
I ain’t so philosophical, I just be myself. Being in my early 50s, I reckon I am at the sweet spot to be able to hold a conversation with ladies in their 20s,30s or 40s. Anyone older than that, will be merely to talk while the rest, it’s open.
Also, not to spend all the time and effort on one, but concurrently have a few few gf and FWB. While they may think they are exclusive, the reality is, they are just one of them.
Bro, thank you!
You’re doing great. There are many ways to skin a cat. You should share more of your exploits here.
You have mentioned a very important point here. A man must have many options and thus greatly reduce the risk of catching oneitis. He will also never appear to be needy and desperate.
Cheers!
Bro WB
Good afternoon,
My SYT mistress L got her SAT scores yesterday. 1530, verbal 740 and math 790. Both in 99 percentile.
She is in a private school and will apply for TT to NTU and NUS. She won’t apply to Stanford or Cal Tech because I’ll stay in SG.
Here is my reply to a bro in another thread:
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeping View Post
Bro warbird, respect for taming such an intelligent gal. Did you conquer her heart through her pussy or was it the other way round?
Bro,
It’s a long story.
I have the mental frame that I’m the grand PRIZE and a SYT whisperer.
Met her. Rapport first. Humor plus playfulness. Then emotional connection and bonding. Followed by financial support. Finally, sexual and spiritual connection.
BTW, I could understand her like no one else, not even members of her immediate family. Her mom wanted her to get married when she just turned 18 yo. 女孩子读那么多书没有用. Her parents only had not much more than primary-school education. They own a small biz in a village not far from Nanjing. She decided to come to SG to study.
She was a part time actress and model for 2-3 yrs before she was 18.
BTW, I could understand her so well and break down her shield because she was aloof and taciturn, exactly like my legal wife. They share so many similarities in habits, character and personality traits, etc. It’s inexplicable.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Another reply:
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Originally Posted by aakumu View Post
Hi Taikok,
You are a true KC King.
My humble two cents.
Bro, tks.
It’s not my intention to KC her. I must confess that I just wanted to fxxk her initially. But before long, I started to feel very sorry for her predicament and what had happened to her.
When she was between the ages of 13 and 14, several unknown men attempted to molest her in China. Very traumatic. She learned MMA n used to carry a knife (not in SG). Due to her traumatic experiences, she is aloof and taciturn and would not look at or talk to a stranger. Just trying to hide her insecurity and distrust of all men. She is actually a very warm, kind and decent person. I told her all that.
I’m happy that I could recognize L’s potential n intelligence when no one else could, including her poorly educated parents.
She had cried n wanted to give up her studies many times, but I said NO. I told her that 胜败是兵家常事, and that she would succeed as long as she doesn’t give up. At one time she wanted to become a 幼师 in SG, I said very good. She can always become a successful investor, regardless of her occupation. She has read the Intelligent Investor and is now reading How To Be Rich by J Paul Getty. She is quite exotic, part North Korean, part Han Chinese, and part another ethnic minority. Very fair skin.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Originally Posted by
Prince Devitt
Prince Devitt +57
Bro, tks. Will reciprocate tmr. Will find your thread.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Originally Posted by
Prince Devitt
Prince Devitt +57
Bro, tks. Will reciprocate tmr. Will find your thread.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Originally Posted by
jackala
Hello bro warbird,
Time flies and thanks for always sharing interesting emails and articles.
Both your current LPs have scored SATs which is very impressive! Congrats to you and I believe your current LPs are the longest any girls have stayed with you since your sharing in this thread?
Wishing you well, cheers!
Bro, tks.
No, only L took her SAT last month.
My current LPs have been with me 3-5 yrs. The longest is my first baoee whom I first met in Sep 2008. She had been with me off and on from May 2009 till Dec 2015. She came back to SG twice to see me. LS had been with me from May 2015 till July last yr. She may come to see me when the pandemic is over.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Originally Posted by
jackala
Hello bro warbird,
Time flies and thanks for always sharing interesting emails and articles.
Both your current LPs have scored SATs which is very impressive! Congrats to you and I believe your current LPs are the longest any girls have stayed with you since your sharing in this thread?
Wishing you well, cheers!
Bro, tks.
No, only L took her SAT last month.
My current LPs have been with me 3-5 yrs. The longest is my first baoee whom I first met in Sep 2008. She had been with me off and on from May 2009 till Dec 2015. She came back to SG twice to see me. LS had been with me from May 2015 till July last yr. She may come to see me when the pandemic is over.
Cheers!
Bro WB
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Originally Posted by
Prince Devitt
Prince Devitt +57
Bro, I hv just returned my humble 17 points.
Cheers!
Bro WB