Screwing My Friend's Girl


    Chapter #31

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    Perrier is just false sophistication of bubbled-up piss for gays or caucasians (my

    British, Aussie, American and French Gay Friends…

    I will buy you a carton each… PEACE!)

    My God! You’re such a bigot!

    Not all Frenchmen are gays! I can attest to that!

    At least 12% of them are assholes!

    Bro Cheonging101: Bigotry vs political correctness.. I choose the former.

    it should read BRITISH GAY .. AUSSIE GAY … AMERICAN GAY and FRENCH GAY FRIENDS.. I try to be universal in my assessment..

    For a moment I thought you said “at least 12% of them are INTO assholes!”

    Peace.

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    No worries about getting lesser friends, you still have us!!!

    Bro Cheeky-cheeky: Who need real friends when virtual friends are in abundance here. Thanks for reading.

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    U #$%#@ !!! Just got caught in office reading this story …

    Eyes glued to the lappie and boss walked in ! Geez !!! tried to cover up (alt+tab) and it went to FL dome 2 !!! @#$%%

    Keep writing or my agony would be in vain

    Bro HARPER: Lady boss?? If so, tell her I will personally write her a story that will turn her on enough for you to have a good time. If a bloke, fear not, he is probably one of the seniors here. If all else fails … start browsing jobsdb…

    Perhaps you might wanna load up MENSA’s website in future… just in case.

    Bro Bootyhunter: Prior story has very limited, perhaps only 2 sex scenes + a crazy bitch on a loose.. cannot post here… maybe in a blog.. From what I gathered from some bros/sis, my thread has not given anyone a hard on… so no go.

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    Bro, waiting for ur story of ash… keep ot comming…!

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    Fabulous! Please continue.

    Bro Regza85: I must really be a terrible story teller… My story of Ash has ended many posts earlier.. What more should I be writing???

    For bros/sis who are open to reading my gibberish.. I just started another blog… sarcasmbiteme.blogspot.com .. giving my take on happenings around… please note that I don’t have proof readers.. pardon my english thus.

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    Chapter #32

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    Ninjaron

    Waiting for more….

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    Originally Posted by

    joew2005

    Pls continue …..

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    Originally Posted by

    Taihao

    Please carry on, bro.

    Bros/Sis: I have really really really completed my story… really really appreciate your reading. I will remember to send you my paperbacks…

    But to end it off.. here’s my take on relationships.

    Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

    A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

    Q What’s the height of conceit?

    A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

    Q. What’s the difference betwee a G-Spot and a golf ball?

    A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

    Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

    A: 45 pounds.

    Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

    A: 45 minutes.

    Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

    A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

    Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

    A . They don’t have balls to scratch

    What is 6.9?

    A. A good thing fucked up by a period.

    Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it?

    A. Money!!!

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