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Who Zapp me? KNN Kana Zapp! Got the cheek to zap then must have the balls to leave yr name behind! If one day I ZAPP people! I’ll Leave my name there BIG BIG let u see!
This is SBF not
so stop being want!
Really feel like the scene in 300 where leonidas kicked the freaking messenger down the dark pitch!
“This is Sammy Boy Forum”!
Tell you what…Go pm Lovetorn say you save her from me! Hero! Clap Clap Clap! _|_ NAH!!!!!!!
Wah…Fowler Brother! Kam xia you many many for your points! I upz u back when I know how…Please teach me!
Kam xia!
Fellow SBFers,
Lovetorn when missing for awhile…I really miss her updates! Even Jaime had read her thread and knows why I hitting on her…As the matter of fact, I respect her courage and being whom she is! I’m not even half the man that she is…RESPECT!
Respect also can have imagination right?
ur welcome bro ignore those who zap u wat u hav written r gd stuffs. samsters appreiate gd stuffs . if u keep contributing, much more bros will up. so don worry abt pts keep getting the gd stuffs coming
Getting a nude picture or video of gerls is more difficult than asking for a bonk leh….Thanks Brother Fowler!
Thread annoucement!!!
Only brothers of ilovebigtits will have access to his “Babes Boh Cheng Sah” album to view picture!
Current YES List:
- Andrew 101
- Fowler
- Larrybird
- Cheongster
Once ready will update you guys! But its Private limited…Pai Seh!
Sorry guys….Was having a bit of Drama with Jamie, Thankl god I’m not publishing a book on her! Shouldn’t had let her know about this thread. I’m sorry if you are a Jamie fan already, Hopefully she joins SBF and becomes a much sort after Samstress!
Ok…Let me bring Claudia to the picture!
I’m in a industry where I get to meet loads of gers..Willingly naked as well but I’m not a OKT or anything along that line. Whatever…It does not matter lah!
Name: Claudia (Made in France)
Age: 42 (Married to a local man w 2 kids)
VS: 34A,23,32
Profession: Housewife and Ex-Ballerina
I was working on a project that requires of me to find a dancer…Ang moh Dancer so I when searching High and Low for “THE” dancer for my project. I didn’t realize that it could be such a challenge, I have no choice but to turn Online to find “The” One! After 3 weeks, a email from Claudia came to me and sharing with me on her exprience and all the blah blah…Seriously I was sitting on the project for the past three weeks, I can’t find anyone that fits the bill…and I was all excited! After swapping a few emails, I decided to cast her for the project, we decided upon a studio that she would be doing her practices and met up for the very first time.
She finally appeared after 1hr…I was really fuming and This is how we began….She is a French therefore certain portions of the story are SERIOUSLY funny due to her accent, certain parts are kind of sad when she reveals her true story and certain parts You know lah! Without further or do, Lets go…
(I’m trying my best to fake the French accent through writing, Dun fire me for trying!)
C: Are you Miser Ah Lan!
me: Its ALAN!
c: Ah Lan!
me: Say Air
c: air
me: Learn
C:Learn
me: Say Alan…
c: Ah Lan!
me: (CCB…Whatever lah! Luan kan in my heart) Still very tu lan for making me wait for an hour) Seriously I hope you can respect yourself and your professionalism in order for us to work together PLEASE!
c: I’m so sorry but I had some family matterz (Matters)to attenz (Attend) to…
me: Whatever…I have only 30mins for you to do a number for me which we should have started an hour ago…
c:Ok…(Started taking off her Long skirt which gave me a little shocker, Lol…She is wearing a bodysuit all along which is something like what they wear for aerobics. I was really enjoying her cleavage formed by 2 bukit timah hills though. Went off to prepare herself to show me what she could do and came back to me asking me if there as anything in particular that I would like to see, In my mind POPPED out Swan lake!
Me: Swan lake!
c: Hmmm…That I haven’t doon(Done) it in years!
me: That’s the Challenge!
c: Vuli Will! (Very Well) – She then started to do her warm up…
me: My attention was stolen by some Singaporean Ballerina, they were doing some ballet that I dun know what is it but to me it looks like contemporary ballet…
c: Ah Lan…Can we start now?
me: (Which gave me a shock as I was too focused on the our ladies) I said: Claudia for goodness sake its Alan!
c: Si AH LAN….
could hear some giggles coming from our ladies! Soon the music started and Claudia was doing her job while I looked our ladies’ little Bukit Timah Hill cleavage and was asking myself…”Would I ever have a chance to get my hands on one of them, Would I enjoy their humble exsistance”? LOL… Then I turned to look at Claudia… To be honest, I was still fuming but and after awile I must say that I was pretty impressed! Dun play play…she is real real deal. I knew she was pretty much “The” one…Well, the boy in me kicked in and my eyes was hovering around her body and already imaging…Although she doesn’t have much boobs but everything else just adds up to complete the visual stimulation process.
c: Ah Lan…How was the tans? (How was the dance?)
me: Oh…Are they a family? I didn’t know? Wow…They look all different and they look about the same age? How could it be? Are they Cousins?
c: AH LAN, I’m asking if you like the tans? (She was asking I liked the dance?)
me: Erm…I like but too bad I am not casting them…It is you that I cast!
I think our ladies over heard us and started laughing, one of them was kind enough to walking over and told me that Claudia was asking if I like the dance? Hahahahaha…Drama and Goon Doo sia! I thank the lady and she said “You are most welcomed, AH LAN”! Well…The whole studio started laughing besides me! :|
me: Claudia…is there a place for us to talk?
Claudia: There is a coffin shop round the corner…
me: Why would we want to go to a coffin shop to discuss about the project?
The LADY: She ment Coffee Shop…AH LAN!
I was really really feeling Super Stupid. Claudia when to change and off we went to the coffin shop to discuss about the project…HAhahaha
To be Continued….
Can you imagine some one calling you Ah Lan…Thank god my name is not Alan Jiao…Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
- At Cludia’s Place – Some Ulu sembawang landed property…Took a thousand years for me to late her place!
She was already practicing before I got there…she was already sweating in her white body suite. When she got the door, I became very shy…as I can see her pale colored nipple – I think most likely inverted and I can see her Camel toes (her virginal crack).
c: Why is your face so red?
me: Erm…….I think the weather is too hot (Its kinda going to rain…LOL!)
c: R u blind or something? Can I get you a drink?
me: I’m fine…Lets start!
c: I’m still doing my warm up…
I was looking at her warm up which hits me kind a hard…I was looking at her rear view when she bends over using her chin to touch her shin…Wah lao, I can’t help not imagining trying that position. Her butt is in such nice shape that I can’t help but wana touch it…and her legs are just Amazing! When I stared hard enough…I can see her pussy! (Try asking your female partner to wear a white soft material panty, have it slightly damp and bend over!) My heart almost stopped! It’s really amazing a feeling!
When she began showing me the dance for my commercial…I was feeling very much like banging my head to the wall! Why I look at her spreading her legs and sweating a lot buy now….I really felt like going to the toilet to cream myself! Is Awwwwwwwwwww…..Ficking shit! Worst when she is doing all the leg lifts and high jumps, its quite a mixed up feeling…You really dun know to Clap for her or to Slap yourself! I dun know how long more could I endure this man!
We had a short chat when she took a break….
c: Did you like the tans(Dance)
me: Erm…pretty ok (In my mind: Why dun you ask me if I like the view of your pussy?)
c: Which part didn’t you like?
me: Erm….Later you dance again but I’ll like to video you down so tat its easier for us to point out the dislikes…
c: Ok…but I dun have a Video Camera.
me: I have it in my car…
c: Wow…Ok!
me: (In my mind) Wah… tonite Mrs palm and her 5 daughters would be kinda busy!
me: I’m always prepared! Wink!
c: What was the wink for?
me: Just a wink?
c: Are you trying to tell me you wana fock (Fuck) me?
me: (In my Mind) Pooooooooooooooooooooooorgh! SMLJ siah!
c: Lol….I was joking! See you look so worried!
me: Not funny Claudia…You almost gave me a heart attack!
c: I’m sorry…Wink
me: Are you trying to tell me that you wana t fuck me?
C: Maybe yes, Maybe No…Giggled and Wink again!
Walked to the car park to get the Video camera…Looking high and low (Car Super messy)
c: Have you found it? (She gave me a shock and I knocked my head on the boot lid)
me: Ouch!!!
c: OH my god!
me: What the hell…
c: Grabbed my head and while uttering French and rubbing my head for me…
me: I was pissed off but soon sooth by her bosoms…as I was enjoying her small and soft bosoms, I and saw her lovely inverted nipples…:P
c: I’m sorry Misuer Ah Lan!
me: its ok…Shall we proceed in to start the video?
c: Are you ok?
me: Yeah! But If I do the wrong thing…It must be the hit on the head.
c: so u need to go to the hospital?
me: I winked at her and walked into her house…
c: Before we start…I need to wee wee, give me a minute.
me: (In my mind) Wee Wee…need to talk off everything leh…Body suite mah!
me: ok…(I started planning for the shot getting the right angels for the video to show my client also)
c: Ok…I’m done!
me: lets start!
c: Is your head ok?
me: (Spoke in Hokkien) My head below not ok…but my head is ok!)
c: You speaking Hokkien to me?
me: How the hell did you know I’m speaking hokkien?
c: I’m married to a Hokkien for th past 15years….I can speak some hokkien!
me: (in my mind - Hong Kan Liao!)
me: Really that’s nice…let’s do the dance again!
c: Ready?
me: ok….You dance one round for me while I’ll figure out how to video it down…
Kam Xia for the comments! This is a story that taste pretty much like Tom Yam Soup…Hot, Spicy, Sweet, Salty, Sour! Leave it to cold can also taste a bit bitter….Stay tuned bros!
This on Boh Siang Eh…
Are you filming porn or filming the dance? – Claudia
While Claudia bounces up and down twirling here and there leg lifting up to her head…I started to picture the filming using my finger view finder to demo the shot in my mind and later filming her down to show my client.
c: Wow…That’s very professional!
me:Lol…its childs play really(Blush). Claudia, later on when you are doing the mid air splits, I’ll be lying down on the floor and videoing your mid air splits beneath you…we will do it part by part.
c: (Giggles) Ah lan…Is bad luck you know?
me: Like I care…I ever have sex with my GF that’s having her period.
c: Seriously….(like very excited)
me: Yeah…If you dun stop calling me Ah Lan! You will have your fair share!
c: You must be kidding…(Grinz)
me: Oh shut up and start dancing before your hubby is back!
c: Suddenly, she turned away and when to the loo.
- after 10mins -
c: I’m sorry, my tummy was feeling a little weird (but face looks like she cried before)
me: I’m sorry, Did I said something wrong? I’m very sorry! I shan’t talk about sexual topic…
c: Ah lan, no Volies (Worries) Its not you but more like my hubby…I vonder (wonder)…Deep Sigh
me: (smlj) I think we should end here and you take a break?
c: I’m fine…I’m professional, Lets go on!
me: Camera rolling…action! The moment the music starts all her sorrows seems to be swallowed by the music and expelled from her heart through her dance. She was looking at me more than my camera and in her eyes I can see love more than just an eye contact…I tot this was the French way and carried on filming. Time and again she lets lose a smile thats like the sun shine in spring!…Warm but yet gentle! It is very comforting…CUT!
c: You dun like the tans(Dance)?
me: For now I prefer the French than the tans…Dance!
c: pardon me, Ah Lan…Is there anything that I could do to make it better?
me: Everything is perfect but kinda arousing?
c: I’m sorry…that my dance! The dance that you von(want) me to present is not what you like but what I have for you!
me: Knn…French! Ok…I’m just warning you dun play with fire (Mumbling)
c: say what?
me: say you want to kana slap…Bleeah! Lets start practice!
Scene of Me lying on the floor filming…
me: Camera rolling….Action! Moving shots like these are kinda tough to capture we have to do the routine to a minimum of 20 to 40x before getting it right. She has to know where my view finder will start from and where the finder will end and where I want her to land and her posture or post. Everything in a 10secs! Trust me this in not fun for her! Doing all these without music its VERY erotic. As she starts her opening posture….Its super Erotic….her legs are practically over her shoulders and twirling, however to me it was like a pussy on a slicing doner…I can’t help but always laugh at this part! I can see that she is not very happy and I better be more professional! Now that I had suppressed the laughter within we manage to capture very nice shots actually! Now for the most Challenging shot…The one that she should do a mid air split and end with a nice end posture! If I move faster then her…I’ll see her legs than the whole posture and will be pretty much something like Sailormoon landing from a high jump. If she is too fast….I’ll only get to shot her butt thats more like upskirt than anything! I don’t know if it was me or her or both…We kept getting it wrong as my shots are usually too a tight shot to her virginal, I dun know was it sweat or she is wet because I look sexy in my white shirt and too sweating…My heart was pumping so fast! My breathe starts getting harder…to my ( ), Wink…You know also getter alot of air through it!
me: Cut!!!! I’m sorry can we take a break?
c: Sure! Do you need a drink?
me: When I looked at her sweating body…I felt so so so freaking turned on! Remember her white bodysuite? She is all sweaty and dripping and I have to take a shot that is below her which is very difficult for any man or at least me to focus on where is right and Right now looking at her….She is almost like naked! Wahhggggg! Feeling like putting ice in my underwear!